Hong Kong Variety Show: A Hard Start for Chen Haonan

Chapter 8: The art of diverting attention and distracting your mind!

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The scene changes.

In the room on the other end of the phone, a big-butt TV of this era was playing a foreign movie titled "Begonia Red". This movie was released in the late 1980s.

In "From Beijing with Love", Agent Ling Ling Qi once used this movie to divert his attention and thus achieve the effect of relieving pain.

After watching From Beijing with Love that year, Li Ang wanted to find this foreign film to appreciate the art, but he couldn't find it.

But unexpectedly, after being injured this time, he was found at Brother B's house, so he used this trick to divert his attention and distract him.

At this point, the eldest sister-in-law gave Li Ang a coquettish look, then glanced at the screen on the TV and thought to herself, "What's this called? Distracting attention? It should be called an old man pushing a cart. Don't think I don't understand anything."

Li Ang was speechless for a while.

Sister-in-law, you have spoken out what is in your heart.

On the other end of the phone, Big Brother B felt more like a green-headed turtle and was heartbroken.

Li Ang was also distressed. He felt that there were no good people in this Hong Kong variety show world. His sister-in-law was deliberately harming him. Right now, he wanted to beat his sister-in-law to death with a stick.

"Boss, listen to my explanation. My method is the analytical method used by the ancient genius doctor Hua Tuo. In ancient times, there was a story about Yun Chang, who was so engrossed in playing chess that he dug out bones to treat poison. Today, I, handsome boy Ang, am concentrating on watching adult movies and bandaging wounds without anesthesia. Continue, sister-in-law Kam Ang."

Then there were gasps and mischievous sounds.

The boss's face turned even darker.

Do you guys think I'm a loser who knows nothing?

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As the saying goes, the clear is clear, and the turbid is turbid. Big Brother B finally understood Li Ang's painstaking efforts and knew the truth. He also understood that when he first started, he felt that the voice was familiar because this foreign film "Begonia Spring" was a film he often watched.

But he still felt something was wrong.

"Have you bandaged it?" he asked.

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"It's almost there, sister-in-law, why are you stopping?" The scene changed, and sister-in-law B was seen staring blankly at the position of Li Ang's pants.

"Sister-in-law, please don't be distracted." Li Ang followed Sister-in-law B's gaze and said, "Oh, I'm gathering all my blood vessels together and burying them in a pile to prevent excessive blood loss."

Sister B: "But it's blocking my view. Can you please move it aside, Aang?"

"Oh."

Li Ang did as he was told, but sister-in-law, what does it mean when you draw circles on my heart?

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After a while, Li Ang looked at his left hand that was wrapped like a dumpling and cursed.

Damn, I just had a little scrape and you wrapped it up like a spiced pig's trotter.

"I'm fine, boss." Handsome guy Ang, who has always been loyal, of course would not forget his big brother Brother B. He said to the big brother.

Hearing this voice, Big Brother B felt his temples throbbing, but inexplicably, a different feeling arose in his heart, and this feeling was very wonderful.

You know, he is old, and his wife, sister-in-law, is in her prime, and he can't satisfy her at all. Just now, when he heard his wife with someone else, he actually...

"It's okay as long as it's done." Big Brother B suppressed the strange feeling in his heart.

"Come back home quickly, boss. Your sister-in-law needs your comfort." On the other end of the phone, Li Ang said, looking at his sister-in-law whose eyes were filled with tears, as if water was about to drip out at any time.

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…“Squeak.”

Big Brother B closed the boxing gym and walked towards where he parked his car with a few of his younger brothers.

"Who punctured my tire?"

Big Brother B kicked the car with a punctured tire hard, looking unlucky.

A few younger brothers drove other cars far away.

Just as the younger brothers left, a flamboyant, scoundrel-looking guy drove up to him in a white Rolls-Royce, which was of unknown make and age, and slowly stopped beside him. "Hey, Brother B, get in. I have a car here."

Big Boss B didn't bother to pay attention to this rude loser. This must be a bad boy who wanted to get promoted. He saw the right opportunity and wanted to fight him, but he would not pay any attention to such a rude loser. If he didn't want to go home quickly, he might have beaten this loser up.

He walked to the side, but the rude guy drove over to follow him.

"Brother B, does this thing look familiar to you?" Big Brother B was just about to tell this guy to get lost when he saw this guy take out a children's schoolbag and throw it at him.

After taking it, his expression changed.

Because this schoolbag is exactly his son's schoolbag.

At this moment, he thought about a lot.

Aang was already injured. Could it be that just after he finished talking to him on the phone, that idiot Babi sent people to attack his wife and children and took them away?

"Don't go too far." Big Brother B figured everything out and said with gritted teeth.

"Wow, if it weren't for this, how could we possibly invite Brother B?" The flamboyant guy laughed heartily and pointed to the back seat: "Get in the car."

Big Brother B glanced at the younger brothers who were driving off into the distance. Those younger brothers hadn't noticed them. With a grim expression, he got into the car and sat in the back seat.

With a loud bang, the car rushed out before he could even sit down.

After a while, Big Brother B's face turned darker than ink. He was sure that the car was heading towards his home.

So, he should have guessed correctly that Ba Bi must have captured his entire family and wanted to send them down.

As he was thinking, his cell phone rang. He glanced at the driver and saw that he didn't respond and continued driving as usual. His heart skipped a beat and he guessed who the call was from.

His fingers trembled as he answered the phone. A voice came from the phone:

"Brother B, did Alang pick you up?"

But the voice that came out was the voice of his younger brother Aang, which made Big Brother B stunned:
"Alang? Pick me up?"

The driver, who was driving with a very exaggerated temperament, turned his head when he heard this.

While chewing gum, he introduced himself: "Brother B, my name is Zhang Lang, Zhang Lang, not cockroach."

After the introduction, he saw Big Brother B glance at the children's backpack and explained with great insight, "I was afraid that Brother B wouldn't recognize me, so I took the little boy's backpack. I was so smart. As soon as Brother B heard it, he left with me. Hahaha."

Big Brother B looked a little dazed: "What did your boss say before? If not, how could we invite Brother B?"

"Oh, the boss asked me to be polite when I saw Brother B, so I said 'please'." Zhang Lang said nonchalantly while chewing gum.

As he spoke, he yawned loudly. Last night, Big Boss Ang ordered him to stop at various manhole covers, and this morning he drove to Big Boss B's place again. He was very sleepy now.

And the back row.

Big Brother B was stunned for a moment and said: "$%*#@x@!"

Damn it, Li Ang is a lunatic, and his subordinates are also lunatics.

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(Is anyone watching? Why does it feel like a single-player game?)
(End of this chapter)