Devouring Evil Martial Arts, Eliminating Demons from All Heavens

Chapter 66: Fighting a Tiger in a Dream
"Is this really a health checkup benefit for the social investigation team?"

Yin Fengxin looked at the building in front of him with some trepidation. "If every person in the sample survey had to come for a physical examination, how much government funding would be wasted?"

Fang Jun smiled slightly: "It's troublesome if a lot of budget can't be spent. It's actually wise to have a reason to spend it."

"At least one-fifth of the government spends every day figuring out how to waste funds."

Yin Fengxin looked at the sports car behind him again.

Is this why you guys who work there can also drive sports cars?
He didn't ask this question out loud, feeling that if he did, it might expose some dark side of the staff.

Previously, these two people asked him to come for a physical examination, but he repeatedly declined.

As a result, Mr. Fang made a phone call.

Less than thirty minutes later, the company leader returned to the company and enthusiastically expressed his willingness to cooperate with the social survey, demonstrating the qualities of a good citizen and a healthy and positive mental outlook.

It's early morning now.

Yin Fengxin had never seen any leader stay in the company after 4 p.m., so since the leader had spoken, he had no choice but to follow the arrangement.

He originally thought it was very strange, but now he can appreciate it.

It seems that they have a large budget and want to spend it in time, so they set up such a social survey.

The more high-sounding the surface work is, the better. There must also be some explosive topics, such as inviting citizens who work overtime late at night to come for a physical examination, to show the rigor and humanistic care of the investigation.

Even if this kind of physical examination is performed a thousand times, the final cost will definitely be just a drop in the bucket compared to the actual amount of the budget.

Yin Fengxin knew very well that similar things happened in their company.

"Okay, come in quickly."

Chu Tianshu said, and jumped out from the back seat of the sports car.

Although this sports car has a back seat, it is rather cramped and cannot accommodate adults, or at least it is not comfortable.

Fortunately, the top was open, and Chu Tianshu stood directly in the back, with his hands on the driver's seat, watching the night view along the way.

You know what, there's a novel feeling of being more free than sitting.

Because they had sent a message in advance to greet each other, when they entered the Special Investigation Bureau building, someone led them to the inspection area.

Yin Fengxin was doing tests inside, and several people were observing through the one-way glass in the room next door.

"I'm afraid this person's situation is really not optimistic."

Dr. Jiang was still dressed the same way, a white coat, a high ponytail, and a mask, but he seemed to be chewing something, and there was a smell of chewing gum.

She didn't need to wait for the report. She could interpret a lot of information just by staring at the curves on the instruments outside.

"The level of danger is judged to be low, but the level of injury is judged to be serious."

"He looks energetic now, but it's actually a fierce outward display of self-confrontation."

"Based on the information you provided, he drinks so much pure milk every day that his body functions have clearly become distorted in some way. If left untreated, he and the evil spirit within him will perish together in about fifteen days."

Fang Jun took out a cigarette and sniffed it: "Can it be cured here?"

"According to work regulations, we must do our best to provide medical treatment to such victims."

Dr. Jiang said in a cold voice, "But we can't treat him here."

Chu Tianshu had anticipated this.

He had no idea what new materials and magical tools the Special Police had developed, but he had a deep understanding of the department's medical research direction.

In addition to research to stabilize the progress of practice and make up for the hidden dangers in practice.

All research on treating injuries within the Special Investigation Bureau tends to focus on the path of "pursuing efficiency."

This is the bias brought about by their duties. They need to be responsible for the operatives of the Special Investigation Bureau, and efficiency is really life.

As long as you can save your life first, you can transfer to another nursing home later if worst comes to worst.

But Yin Fengxin’s current situation is too fragile.

The methods commonly used by the Special Investigation Bureau are basically useless against him.

"My advice is, tell him the truth."

Dr. Jiang said calmly, "At least don't let his last days be wasted working overtime."

Chu Tianshu said, "No, if we reveal the truth now, he might not even survive fifteen days."

Dr. Jiang looked at him and said thoughtfully, "That's possible."

"Well, anyway, the three evil spirits have been closed. The only thing left to close this case is Brother Yin. Please spend more time on it."

Fang Jun sighed and put the cigarette back into the pack. "Find a reason, don't tell the truth, and let him not work overtime, so that he can relax for a while."

Dr. Jiang took out a can of chewing gum and handed it to him, his voice still very faint.

"Don't smoke when you're looking after a patient like this. If you can't help it, chew gum."

Fang Jun took it and thought: "What reason should I find?"

Chu Tianshu looked at him.

After the two of them worked together on a few things, they felt they had a good understanding and came together to whisper a few words.

When Yin Fengxin walked out, he met the two investigators in the corridor.

"Hahahaha!"

Fang Jun smiled and said, "That's good, Brother Yin, you are indeed sick..."

Yin Fengxin was surprised: "What?!"

"Being sick is certainly not a good thing."

Chu Tianshu explained, "But your illness is mainly a hormonal problem. If you don't take care of it, it will get worse. If you do take care of it, it will mainly rely on relaxation and recuperation."

"Our boss just came to see us and decided to make your case an example."

"You can take a vacation during this period, and we will reimburse the expenses during your recuperation."

Yin Fengxin was even more surprised: "So... you're going to treat me for free?"

He hesitated again, "But how long will this leave take? If I take too long, my boss will definitely be dissatisfied when I return."

Chu Tianshu patted his shoulder and said with a smile: "Didn't you hear clearly? I'm setting you up as a role model."

"By then, you will be a popular and positive figure, and your company can also use this image as long as you are still in your company."

"Don't worry, your leader is a sensible person and will never do anything foolish."

Yin Fengxin suddenly understood.

That’s indeed the case!

They walked out of the building together, and only when they were about to get into the sports car did Yin Fengxin rub his face.

"I'm surprised to have such a good thing happen to me. When I was a kid, I won fifty cents at most from scratch-off tickets. And now, as a child, I've only won a bottle of soda a few times."

Yin Fengxin looked at the building again, "Why was I chosen as this example?"

"Is there no one among those you investigated who is sicker than me and who can impress the citizens more?"

Fang Jun said, "This kind of thing also depends on a bit of luck. Who made our boss go out for a walk in the middle of the night when you happened to be getting a checkup? Anyway, no matter what the disease is, as long as it is packaged well and promoted, the effect will be similar."

Yin Fengxin scratched his temples, not knowing what he was thinking. Chu Tianshu suddenly asked, "Are you feeling guilty because you got this opportunity even though you weren't miserable enough?"

Yin Fengxin quickly said, "That's not the case. I'm quite happy to have this opportunity, but, um..."

Fang Jun looked at the steering wheel: "There may be countless people in the world who are more miserable than you, but there are also countless people who are luckier than you. Don't think too much."

“If you feel that you have gained something you shouldn’t have, then you might as well think about how much you have lost in this society that you shouldn’t have lost.”

"This is the direction society is heading. We can't interfere, so we just have to lie down and endure its two sides."

Chu Tianshu smiled and said, “Why are you so philosophical all of a sudden? In my opinion, you only know how to talk.”

He looked serious and spoke slowly.

"Yin Fengxin, you are a good person."

As soon as he finished speaking, he jumped into the back seat of the sports car.

Yin Fengxin quickly said, "I'll stand at the back. Mr. Chu, you take a seat."

Chu Tianshu had just been blown by the wind all the way, which was enough. If he were to be blown again, he probably wouldn't like it as much.

"Fang Jun!"

Chu Tianshu patted the driver's seat and asked, "Can we change cars?"

Fang Jun said, "Okay."

He drove away in a sports car, and a few minutes later, a van came out.

Such a familiar van model.

I see, this is the car assigned to the Special Police Division, right?
"Let's go to your house first."

Chu Tianshu said, "Let me know about your family's housing conditions."

Fang Jun was driving and Yin Fengxin was giving directions in the passenger seat.

Chu Tianshu huddled in the back seat, looking at the person in front.

"Just because the Special Investigations Division can't separate the evil spirit from the Kidney Jade doesn't mean I can't try myself."

Chu Tianshu pondered in his mind, recalling the ancient annotations between the lines of "Ghost Gate Witch Doctor", and some predecessors who left one or two words about their life's thoughts.

There are many unjust things in the world, but curing diseases and saving lives, supporting life and refusing death is the most upright and straightforward thing to do!

Chu Tianshu smiled.

In the future he would also add that if the person he saved was a good person, he would be even more cheerful and happy.

The interior space of a van is indeed larger than that of a sports car, but the shock absorption and stability are not as good as those of a sports car.

Chu Tianshu was curled up in the back, feeling a little bumpy. With a lot of thoughts in his mind, he lowered his eyes unconsciously.

Ouch! !

When Chu Tianshu opened his eyes, he saw a lion wandering not far away.

"I am asleep?"

He looked up and saw that in today's dream, there were an unusually large number of lions, tigers, and pythons.

There are also swarms of vampire bats in the sky.

In the distance, there seemed to be a birdcage as big as a building, and in the other direction, there was a rectangular bronze mirror with burning fire.

The kind of scenery that appears in his dreams due to his external evil spirit disease is also related to the local environment.

The things in my dream today are basically related to the Feng Shui of the Australian region.

"This is the first time I've discovered that my dreams can be so lively."

While Chu Tianshu was admiring the scenery, a tiger rushed towards him.

During those days in Wujiazhai, he also dreamed of tigers. Several times, he would slide over, but before he could reach under the tiger's belly, the tiger would bite his paw first.

This big cat reacts very quickly.

But it also has weaknesses.

Hit the head!!
Chu Tianshu punched the tiger on the forehead.

Sliding tackles aren't fast enough, but punching is fast enough.

Wu Song once said: Grab the melon rind and hit the tiger by the head first.

Chu Tianshu punched it with one punch, causing its entire body to fall back, and he punched it continuously.

The tiger was beaten so hard that it bled all over its face, its teeth were knocked out, and it fell to the ground whimpering.

The lion pounced from the side.

Chu Tianshu didn't seem to move, but his body suddenly moved horizontally about two meters and appeared diagonally in front.

He turned around and kicked the lion, his toes ramming into its ears and knocking it down.

The footwork he used just now was meant to imitate Zhu Heng's "barefoot split", relying solely on the movements of the soles of his feet and moving abruptly.

After Chu Tianshu discovered that he could resist in dreams, dreams became a place for him to accumulate experience in boxing techniques.

Although the actions imitated in dreams may not be achieved to the same degree in reality, they are still somewhat realistic and can be used as a reference.

After he killed six lions, five tigers and three pythons.

The beasts in the wilderness seemed to be slightly wary.

Chu Tianshu knew that this was only temporary.

These things are nothing more than the subtle manifestations of the spiritual objects and feng shui patterns that are flaunted in the outside world.

They are not as cunning as real wild beasts and do not know when to advance and retreat.

He stood there to relax and continue to enjoy the scenery, but suddenly he noticed that there was a figure by the small river in front of him on the left.

people? !

Chu Tianshu was very surprised. Apart from himself, he had never seen any human-shaped creature in his dreams.

Even if the breath of a human-shaped ghost appears in his dreams, it will usually be a poisonous snake or something like that.

And that person, wearing a soft-footed hat, a long blue cloth robe, and a small black belt around his waist, seemed not only a person, but also an ancient person.

Chu Tianshu cautiously walked around to the front of the figure.

The man's facial features were blurry, but he could vaguely see a beard. He seemed to be talking in a low voice.

Chu Tianshu listened attentively.

"Since God is a ghost, how can we trust him?"

The man seemed to be talking to himself, but also seemed to be making a solemn long chant to the many people around him.

“Even if a person has a hundred ailments, he should be diligent and diligent, using a hundred methods and thousands of remedies, seeking a solution in every way, and not seeking help from ghosts and gods…”

"Don't ask ghosts or gods for help!"

(End of this chapter)