Pastoral female gangster: grab a village owner to be her husband
261. Where do you take my Phoenix Village? 2
"Old... old madam... that's not the case, we..." Matchmaker Wu realized something was wrong at this moment, and hurried forward and said tremblingly.
"What isn't it? I came to my cottage and scolded my future daughter-in-law. She also accused Sang Huai of saying that my old lady is fat and big-eared, with a bucket waist and elephant legs, as ugly as she could be. In the end , You actually said that you want to go back? Don’t you mean to play with me?”
Feng Tianjiao said, shaking her thick arms, and said unhappily.
Matchmaker Wu was dumbfounded, she stared blankly at the old lady in front of her, only then realized that she had offended the bandit leader unintentionally.
She secretly regretted that it was her own mouth that scolded another fat girl in front of a fat woman. She was not looking for death, but what she was doing.
"This... old lady, don't get me wrong. The old lady is talking about the fat girl from Qianjia Village. That girl is much fatter than you. You are not fat, but round, but that fat girl It's different, her figure is more than twice your size...!"
Matchmaker Wu wiped her sweat while talking, wondering what to do, she accidentally offended the old lady, if she got angry, she couldn't bear it and walked away.
"Hmph, you not only accused Sang and scolded Huai that my old lady is ugly, but also implying that my old lady is deaf and blind, right and wrong!" Feng Tianjiao said angrily, her face became colder after Wu Matchmaker finished speaking.
"Old lady, you have wronged me. Even if you lend me ten guts, I wouldn't dare. This little lady never said that!" Matchmaker Wu was stunned. She was so shocked that she almost cried for wronging herself!
"Hmph, you didn't say it clearly, but you implied it. You said that the fat girl can't do this or that, but my old lady still chooses her as her daughter-in-law. Isn't that implying that my old lady is deaf, blind, right and wrong? Hello Be courageous!" Feng Tian was so coquettish, these ignorant village women, she really wanted to beat her flat with a stick.
"This...!" Matchmaker Wu was stunned again, she really didn't expect the old lady's imagination to be so rich, and it was the first time that her clever mouth was said to the point of being speechless.
Seeing her dumbfounded and silent, Feng Tianjiao continued: "Not only that, but you also encouraged my old lady to be that villain who has no integrity and never keeps promises. How should the world see me, Feng Tianjiao?"
Matchmaker Wu staggered two steps in shock, she really didn't expect the old lady to be so good at talking, and this time she got involved with honesty again.
"Old lady... Well, the little lady never meant that. Where does this lack of integrity come from? The little lady would never dare to do such a thing?" thing?
She just said a few bad things about Fatty Qian as usual, why did she accuse herself of so many crimes, this old lady in Fenghuang Village is really terrifying.
Feng Tianjiao squinted her eyes, and Wu Matchmaker, who stepped forward and forced her, had to take two steps back. She shook her hands and said tremblingly: "No, no, no... old madam, I really didn't mean that, you misunderstood, misunderstood !"
"Hmph, no? Do you dare to say that you didn't provoke me to cancel that fat girl's marriage?" Feng Tianjiao frowned, and Wu Matchmaker and Wu Mengshi couldn't help shaking from fright.
"This...this...how can this matter be related to integrity...this...!" Matchmaker Wu really couldn't figure out why such a thing has anything to do with integrity?
"What isn't it? I came to my cottage and scolded my future daughter-in-law. She also accused Sang Huai of saying that my old lady is fat and big-eared, with a bucket waist and elephant legs, as ugly as she could be. In the end , You actually said that you want to go back? Don’t you mean to play with me?”
Feng Tianjiao said, shaking her thick arms, and said unhappily.
Matchmaker Wu was dumbfounded, she stared blankly at the old lady in front of her, only then realized that she had offended the bandit leader unintentionally.
She secretly regretted that it was her own mouth that scolded another fat girl in front of a fat woman. She was not looking for death, but what she was doing.
"This... old lady, don't get me wrong. The old lady is talking about the fat girl from Qianjia Village. That girl is much fatter than you. You are not fat, but round, but that fat girl It's different, her figure is more than twice your size...!"
Matchmaker Wu wiped her sweat while talking, wondering what to do, she accidentally offended the old lady, if she got angry, she couldn't bear it and walked away.
"Hmph, you not only accused Sang and scolded Huai that my old lady is ugly, but also implying that my old lady is deaf and blind, right and wrong!" Feng Tianjiao said angrily, her face became colder after Wu Matchmaker finished speaking.
"Old lady, you have wronged me. Even if you lend me ten guts, I wouldn't dare. This little lady never said that!" Matchmaker Wu was stunned. She was so shocked that she almost cried for wronging herself!
"Hmph, you didn't say it clearly, but you implied it. You said that the fat girl can't do this or that, but my old lady still chooses her as her daughter-in-law. Isn't that implying that my old lady is deaf, blind, right and wrong? Hello Be courageous!" Feng Tian was so coquettish, these ignorant village women, she really wanted to beat her flat with a stick.
"This...!" Matchmaker Wu was stunned again, she really didn't expect the old lady's imagination to be so rich, and it was the first time that her clever mouth was said to the point of being speechless.
Seeing her dumbfounded and silent, Feng Tianjiao continued: "Not only that, but you also encouraged my old lady to be that villain who has no integrity and never keeps promises. How should the world see me, Feng Tianjiao?"
Matchmaker Wu staggered two steps in shock, she really didn't expect the old lady to be so good at talking, and this time she got involved with honesty again.
"Old lady... Well, the little lady never meant that. Where does this lack of integrity come from? The little lady would never dare to do such a thing?" thing?
She just said a few bad things about Fatty Qian as usual, why did she accuse herself of so many crimes, this old lady in Fenghuang Village is really terrifying.
Feng Tianjiao squinted her eyes, and Wu Matchmaker, who stepped forward and forced her, had to take two steps back. She shook her hands and said tremblingly: "No, no, no... old madam, I really didn't mean that, you misunderstood, misunderstood !"
"Hmph, no? Do you dare to say that you didn't provoke me to cancel that fat girl's marriage?" Feng Tianjiao frowned, and Wu Matchmaker and Wu Mengshi couldn't help shaking from fright.
"This...this...how can this matter be related to integrity...this...!" Matchmaker Wu really couldn't figure out why such a thing has anything to do with integrity?
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