Painted Skin: Girl Monster Hunter
6. Taoist Priest in Green Robe 2
Tie Zhu's admiration was beyond words, he circled around the Taoist priest excitedly, and said, "Master, how did you know we were looking for you!"
The Taoist laughed and said, "The poor Taoist can figure it out just by pinching his fingers."
Taoist priests are lying.To put it bluntly, this person is not a Taoist priest at all, but a charlatan who eats and drinks.It can be said that he is notorious, he can't get along in a slightly larger town, and can only start wandering in remote mountain villages.
After walking two mountain villages, I found that the people here are simple and hospitable, simple-minded, and superstitious.Although the gift money given was not too much, he also made a lot of money.
Ruyi looked at this person with an indescribable awkwardness, this Taoist priest seemed to be different from what she had imagined.She raised her head and asked in a childish voice: "Taoist, you are so powerful, can you guess why I am looking for you? Quickly count!"
The Taoist pursed his lips, thinking that this is an ignorant little brat who came out of nowhere. If he really had such supernatural powers, he would have entered the palace as a national teacher a long time ago, so he doesn't need to wander around here.
The Taoist pretended to count with his fingers, then stroked his beard and stared at Ruyi, and said, "Tsk, it's not good, it's not good."
"What's wrong, you should talk about it!" Ruyi said, pulling the corner of the Taoist priest's clothes.
"Hey! Gentlemen don't move their hands and mouths, don't pull and pull. If you damage my Taoist robe, you will not be able to pay for it." The Taoist priest pulled the corner of his clothes out of Ruyi's hand.
Ruyi pouted and said, "Ruyi is not a gentleman, Ruyi is a little girl!"
Tie Zhu muttered beside him: "Only women and villains are hard to raise."
Tie Zhu was a few years older than Ruyi, and he had read books for two days, and occasionally he could speak a few elegant words.Although Ruyi didn't understand what the words meant, she reckoned it was not a good word, so she gave Tie Zhu a big blank stare.
"Girl, your seal is black, it seems that you have touched something unclean." The Taoist said in a bad way, he only wanted to scare Ruyi, but he never guessed what Ruyi was thinking.
Ruyi thinks that Taoist priests are really powerful, but she can see that monsters have entered the house.So she let go of her guard and told the Taoist priest exactly what she saw.
After hearing Ruyi's description, the Taoist almost didn't laugh.This is exactly the little girl who met the widow in the middle of the night and had an affair, she thought she saw a monster, it was so funny.
"Taoist priest, can you help me capture the monster at home?" Ruyi was full of expectation.
The Taoist squinted at her, pinched his nose with his little finger, and said, "What do you give me as gift money? Do you have money?"
Ruyi thought for a while and said, "I don't have any money, but the lotus leaf cakes made by my mother are delicious. If you capture the monster as a Taoist priest, I will ask my mother to make you a basket of lotus leaf cakes."
Dao morale is bad, Xin Dao has no money, what are you talking about, lotus leaf cake, who the hell wants to eat lotus leaf cake!
Don't blame me for teasing her, the girl is ignorant, the Taoist thought.
"I can't do it without gift money, and incense candles and cinnabar also need money. Slaying demons and demons, and doing chivalry is good, but poor people can't starve to death!" The Taoist refused after a few words.
Ruyi's expectant eyes dimmed immediately.
"However, I can teach you how to do it. You can catch the monster yourself." The Taoist smiled maliciously.
As soon as they heard that they could learn some spells, Ruyi and Tie Zhu pricked up their ears and listened carefully.
The Taoist laughed and said, "The poor Taoist can figure it out just by pinching his fingers."
Taoist priests are lying.To put it bluntly, this person is not a Taoist priest at all, but a charlatan who eats and drinks.It can be said that he is notorious, he can't get along in a slightly larger town, and can only start wandering in remote mountain villages.
After walking two mountain villages, I found that the people here are simple and hospitable, simple-minded, and superstitious.Although the gift money given was not too much, he also made a lot of money.
Ruyi looked at this person with an indescribable awkwardness, this Taoist priest seemed to be different from what she had imagined.She raised her head and asked in a childish voice: "Taoist, you are so powerful, can you guess why I am looking for you? Quickly count!"
The Taoist pursed his lips, thinking that this is an ignorant little brat who came out of nowhere. If he really had such supernatural powers, he would have entered the palace as a national teacher a long time ago, so he doesn't need to wander around here.
The Taoist pretended to count with his fingers, then stroked his beard and stared at Ruyi, and said, "Tsk, it's not good, it's not good."
"What's wrong, you should talk about it!" Ruyi said, pulling the corner of the Taoist priest's clothes.
"Hey! Gentlemen don't move their hands and mouths, don't pull and pull. If you damage my Taoist robe, you will not be able to pay for it." The Taoist priest pulled the corner of his clothes out of Ruyi's hand.
Ruyi pouted and said, "Ruyi is not a gentleman, Ruyi is a little girl!"
Tie Zhu muttered beside him: "Only women and villains are hard to raise."
Tie Zhu was a few years older than Ruyi, and he had read books for two days, and occasionally he could speak a few elegant words.Although Ruyi didn't understand what the words meant, she reckoned it was not a good word, so she gave Tie Zhu a big blank stare.
"Girl, your seal is black, it seems that you have touched something unclean." The Taoist said in a bad way, he only wanted to scare Ruyi, but he never guessed what Ruyi was thinking.
Ruyi thinks that Taoist priests are really powerful, but she can see that monsters have entered the house.So she let go of her guard and told the Taoist priest exactly what she saw.
After hearing Ruyi's description, the Taoist almost didn't laugh.This is exactly the little girl who met the widow in the middle of the night and had an affair, she thought she saw a monster, it was so funny.
"Taoist priest, can you help me capture the monster at home?" Ruyi was full of expectation.
The Taoist squinted at her, pinched his nose with his little finger, and said, "What do you give me as gift money? Do you have money?"
Ruyi thought for a while and said, "I don't have any money, but the lotus leaf cakes made by my mother are delicious. If you capture the monster as a Taoist priest, I will ask my mother to make you a basket of lotus leaf cakes."
Dao morale is bad, Xin Dao has no money, what are you talking about, lotus leaf cake, who the hell wants to eat lotus leaf cake!
Don't blame me for teasing her, the girl is ignorant, the Taoist thought.
"I can't do it without gift money, and incense candles and cinnabar also need money. Slaying demons and demons, and doing chivalry is good, but poor people can't starve to death!" The Taoist refused after a few words.
Ruyi's expectant eyes dimmed immediately.
"However, I can teach you how to do it. You can catch the monster yourself." The Taoist smiled maliciously.
As soon as they heard that they could learn some spells, Ruyi and Tie Zhu pricked up their ears and listened carefully.
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