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Chapter 136 Rebirth of Calabash Brothers: About My Father Being the Demon King
In a corner deep in the cave, there is a mini pond.

The water in the pool is crystal clear, reflecting the crooked stalactites on the cave ceiling.

Roger walked over with a ruthless pace, threw the gourd seed in his hand to the ground, and made a three-point shot.

The gourd seeds drew an arc in the air and then hit the floor tiles accurately.

boom!
The whole cave shook like an earthquake.

The originally solid ground cracked open, and a deep crevice suddenly appeared.

The gourd seeds fell into the cracks of the rocks and took root firmly.

The calm water surface suddenly came to life, rippling layer upon layer, turning into a water dragon spiraling up into the sky, rushing into the cracks in the rocks, nourishing the gourd seeds that had just taken root.

In the blink of an eye, the tender green gourd vine broke out from the cracks in the rocks, and as if it had been injected with chicken blood, it grew at a speed visible to the naked eye. In the blink of an eye, it wrapped the two huge rocks next to it into dumplings.

Buds popped out of the vines, and seven brightly colored gourd flowers bloomed, in red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple.

After just a moment, the flowers withered and the fruits ripened, and seven gourds of vibrant colors hung on the vines.

As soon as these seven gourds appeared, it was as if they were all having a seizure. The vines were shaking and creaking, and a childish voice called out to their father:
"Dad, Daddy."

Roger stood aside, his hands on his hips, nodding frantically.

He is quite skilled at adopting sons.

"Stand up, kids! Grow up quickly!"

"Dad, Dad, we will grow up quickly."

The seven gourds shook more and more violently.

Roger immediately started a special prenatal training camp and attended a prenatal education training class.

After a while, Roger strolled out humming the theme song of "Calabash Brothers".

Mrs. Green Snake had been waiting outside the door to keep watch. When she saw Roger show up, she immediately took off and ran over, her face full of worry.

"My dear, this Calabash Brother was transformed from a divine gourd in heaven. What if he turns against us when he grows up?"

When Roger heard that Madam Green Snake was afraid of being used as an experience pack by Calabash Brothers, he reached out and put his arm around her slender waist:
"Ma'am, please stop worrying about it. Please stop your paranoia."

"Can we be the same as your sister and her husband?"

"They usually commit many evil deeds and bring disaster to the world. We are law-abiding monsters. We have always been well-behaved and have never done anything that harms the world."

"Besides, many of those immortal veterans in heaven are also spirits of birds and beasts. They just got a stable job and a regular position."

After hearing what Roger said, Mrs. Green Snake nodded reluctantly, but her brows were still not completely relaxed.

She bit her lip and continued to babble:
"That's true, but if my sister knew we had raised Calabash Brothers, given her personality, she would definitely come and deal with us."

Roger laughed out loud on the spot: "What are you afraid of?"

"Let's not talk about whether your sister can dig up information and know that we have raised Calabash Brothers."

"Even if they really come to kill me, with my strength, can I still let them turn the tables?"

"Just be at peace with yourself, eat and drink as you please, and don't be so sad all the time."

"If you have this time, you might as well cultivate your relationship with Calabash Brothers."

……

At the same time, at the bottom of the gourd mountain that collapsed into two pieces.

A stone-faced plate that looked like a spirit was shaking like a sieve, revealing an unconcealable panic.

There was a bit of sadness in the panic.

This guy is none other than the famous Hulushan Earth God.

He is now experiencing a career setback. Back then, he was just an ordinary rock on the mountain, receiving free spa treatments every day, regardless of wind, rain, thunder or lightning.

Until one day, a magic gourd with its own background music fell from the sky, and pushed the vicious couple into the foot of the mountain, where they sang tears behind bars for nearly ten thousand years.

It was also from that time that, thanks to the magic gourd, he was enlightened and transformed into a spirit, and was also certified by the Heavenly Court as the mountain god of Gourd Mountain.

He was given the title of General Manager of Hulushan Property, and his main job was to keep an eye on the two snake and scorpion monsters until they turned into ashes.

But who would have thought that a few days ago, the vicious couple actually escaped from prison successfully, slipped out from the bottom of the mountain and became troublemakers, continuing to do evil and causing unrest in the world.

When the Hulu Mountain God realized that he had caused such a huge disaster, he panicked.

If this is discovered by the Heavenly Court, writing a letter of apology will be of no use. He will definitely be demoted from his position as a god and sent to the animal realm to be a pig.

In order to shift the blame, he almost pulled his head bald, and finally came up with a move that he thought was perfect.

The God of Gourd Mountain secretly gave navigation to an old bachelor on a nearby hill, asking him to stroll to the side of Gourd Mountain and pick up gourd seeds.

All we need to do is wait for Calabash Brothers to debut as the center and form a demon-killing team to help him clean up the mess and wash away his sins.

The God of Hulu Mountain felt that although this move was a bit frivolous, it might not necessarily lead to failure. It was better than being invited for tea by the Heavenly Court Discipline Inspection Commission.

Besides, there are quite a few gods in heaven who are slacking off, and those who fail in their slacking off can fill ten mahjong tables.

He is far away from home, and as long as he can clean up the mess before the year-end performance review, he might be able to get away with it.

However, fate always plays tricks on honest gods.

Just when the Calabash Mountain God was rubbing his hands and hoping that Calabash Baby would give birth naturally, the fatal gourd seed was unexpectedly intercepted by the leader of the next hill!

The gourd mountain god was torn apart on the spot.

How can this be good?

The gourd seeds fell into the monster's nest, and the snake and scorpion couple are still wandering around outside. How are we going to explain this to the Discipline Inspection Commission of Heaven?

At this moment, the God of Hulu Mountain suddenly had an idea.

There is also a female gourd seed!
Unfortunately, when the old bachelor took away the male gourd seeds, the gourd mountain collapsed and the female gourd seeds were blown into meteors, flying away to no avail.

The gourd mountain god turned on the radar mode, and relying on the metaphysical induction with the gourd seeds, he finally caught a trace of a faint breath.

Oh my god, I fell on the edge of the East China Sea!

Without further ado, the Hulu Mountain God summoned the workers.

A huge red eagle streaked across the sky, rushing towards them, letting out a high-pitched cry that resounded through the clouds.

"I command you to go immediately to the shores of the East China Sea. There lies a female gourd seed. You must find it and bring it back."

"This matter is of great importance and we must not slack off in the slightest."

The red eagle cried out again, flapped its wings, and flew towards the coast of the East China Sea.

Watching the red eagle flying away, the mountain god breathed a sigh of relief.

He silently prayed that Red Eagle could complete the mission successfully and bring back the female gourd seeds as soon as possible, so that he would have the opportunity to make up for his mistakes, wash away his black history, and weld the two snake and scorpion monsters to death at the foot of the mountain again.

As for the male gourd seeds that were snatched away by the monster?

Forget it, it’s safest to be an ostrich now.

Having caused such a big mess, he didn't even dare to take action himself.

Anyway, I only need to be responsible for guarding the two monsters, the snake and the scorpion.

Other demon kings are not within the scope of authority.

The more you do, the more mistakes you make; doing nothing makes no mistakes!
(End of this chapter)