Douluo: The Peerless King Dong'er's Restarted Life

Chapter 137 He Caitou's Cigar Martial Soul, A Dirty Joke

“However, my soul skill is a bit peculiar, and you probably won’t be willing to use it.” He Caitou rubbed his bald head.

"It's alright. Shrek Academy wouldn't accept you unless you were an oddball or a monster. Tell us, let us see just how bizarre your martial soul really is," Wang Yan said with a smile.

“Alright, but you guys aren’t allowed to laugh later,” He Caitou said.

"Alright, what's with all this dawdling? Just get to the point," Ma Xiaotao said impatiently.

Everyone else looked at He Caitou with curiosity.

He Caitou could only begin his own performance: "I have a thick cigar."

A question mark appeared on many people's foreheads.

Ma Xiaotao was also furious: "How dare you flirt with me?"

But at that moment, four spirit rings appeared on He Caitou's body. The first spirit ring, yellow, had already lit up, and a cigar appeared in He Caitou's hand.

"You promised you wouldn't laugh!"

He Caitou's words seemed to have triggered a switch, causing everyone to burst into laughter.

Enraged, He Caitou stuffed the cigar he had just conjured into Xu Sanshi's mouth, and with a flick of his right hand, a flame appeared and lit the cigar.

The only people in the entire room who couldn't laugh were Wang Dong'er and Xiao Xiao.

Xiao Xiao's heart and eyes are now completely focused on Wang Dong'er, so she doesn't care about anyone else at all.

Wang Dong'er, on the other hand, has a low threshold for laughter, which makes her inexplicably laugh along when she sees others laughing.

But at this moment, she really couldn't smile.

The two incompatible individuals quickly created an awkward atmosphere in the meeting room.

Some people, like Wang Dong'er, would inexplicably laugh along with others, and now that the atmosphere has become awkward, they don't even know what they were laughing about.

"Cough, cough." Xu Sanshi, who was just laughing heartily, was choked twice by He Caitou's cigar, which slightly broke the awkward atmosphere.

He Caitou also said, "You all insisted that I say it, and now that I've said it, you're laughing!"

"Perhaps you could just say that your martial soul is a cigar, and then demonstrate the effects of your soul skills?" Wang Dong'er said quietly.

Seeing that it was Wang Dong'er who spoke, He Caitou said in a muffled voice, "That was my soul spell just now. I am a food-type soul master."

"Cigars can be food?" Huo Yuhao was stunned.

"Huh? This stuff is surprisingly refreshing, and it's quite pleasant to smoke." Xu Sanshi took a couple of puffs of He Caitou's cigar and slowly exhaled smoke rings, the aroma of tobacco immediately filling the air.

Wang Dong'er silently led Xiao Xiao away, as she disliked the smell.

"Haha, aren't you uncomfortable with that thick cigar with the turnip in your mouth?" Beibei laughed and teased from the side.

Xiao Xiao, Huo Yuhao, and among the outer court students who were listening in, Wu Feng, Ning Tian, ​​and the Lan sisters hadn't yet understood the meaning behind Bei Bei's words, but the others laughed again. Jiang Nannan, who was a little shy, blushed and lowered her head, not wanting to look at the people around her anymore.

Xu Sanshi immediately became furious and started fighting with Bei Bei.

"Alright, alright, everyone stop laughing. Beibei, Xu Sanshi, you two sit down." Wang Yan finally stopped laughing, forcing himself to calm down, and asked, "Caitou, what exactly is the purpose of your food-type martial soul?"

He Caitou said in a muffled voice, "That was my first soul skill, 'Mental Invigoration Cigar,' which can help people concentrate and stay focused. It can also amplify the power of mental soul skills by 10%."

"It can amplify mental power? And by ten percent?" Wang Yan seemed quite surprised.

“I’m a food-type Soul Master, that’s normal, right?” He Caitou said, looking at Ning Tian. “Isn’t Junior Sister Ning Tian from the Nine Treasure Glazed Tile School? Her Soul Skill Amplification is much stronger than mine.”

Wang Yan also knew that Ning Tian was from the Nine Treasure Glazed Tile School. Thanks to Ning Rongrong, the first generation of Shrek Seven Devils and Nine Treasure Douluo, Shrek Academy had some understanding of the Nine Treasure Glazed Tile School.

As a representative of the theoretical school at Shrek Academy and the teacher who has studied theory most profoundly, Wang Yan naturally knows what kind of auxiliary power Ning Tian's Seven Treasure Glazed Tile Pagoda is.

“Ning Tian’s boost requires continuous consumption of soul power to maintain, but your cigars only consume soul power when they are made. Moreover, among all soul master types, food-type soul skills generally consume the least soul power.”

"By the way, can't your soul skills increase in power like the Seven Treasure Glazed Tile Pagoda, as your cultivation level increases?"

"I don't know about that." He Caitou shook his head and said, "Although my soul skills do not consume much energy, I mainly obtain soul rings to improve my soul power cultivation, and I haven't paid attention to this aspect. Of my four soul skills, I have only used the first soul skill to improve the accuracy of my soul tool."

"Sigh." Wang Yan sighed, "I heard that you were taken in by Fan Yu, which is why you became a Soul Master under his guidance... The Martial Soul system missed out on a genius Food-type Soul Master!"

"Huh? Me?" He Caitou was taken aback.

"It's you," Wang Yan said. "Do you still remember the first generation of the Shrek Seven Devils from Shrek Academy?"

"Of course I know!" He Caitou said. His teacher, Fan Yu, was the third member of the first generation of Shrek Seven Devils and also the idol of Shrek Academy, the Sea God Tang San. He often said that Tang San's ancestor was able to research hidden weapons in an era without soul tool technology. If he were in this era, he would definitely be a pioneer of soul tool technology.

The only pity is that outsiders cannot study the Tang Clan's hidden weapons. Only members of the Tang Clan know the blueprints for making the hidden weapons, and they have never been passed on to the outside world.

Moreover, with the Sun Moon Empire bringing soul tool technology, the Tang Clan's hidden weapons have completely declined.

"Among the first generation of Shrek Seven Devils, there was a food-type Soul Master named Oscar. His Martial Soul was a sausage, which is somewhat similar to yours. It is said that his Soul Skills were also very funny."

"I've gone off on a tangent. What I want to tell you is that his becoming one of the Shrek Seven Devils means that he was also a powerful figure of his time, and he also married Ning Rongrong, the ancestor of the Nine Treasure Glazed Tile School."

"Food-type Soul Masters aren't some useless Martial Souls. In the future, you might very well become an extremely important logistical support with your cigar Martial Soul!"

He Caitou was somewhat dumbfounded and couldn't help but look at Ning Tian.

Seeing He Caitou looking at him, Ning Tian frowned. Wu Feng also glared at him fiercely and simply pulled Ning Tian to sit down next to Wang Dong'er and Xiao Xiao.

As Wu Feng and Ning Tian moved around, Lan Susu and Lan Luoluo were also revealed. The two sisters seemed to be a bit socially awkward, and they also ran to sit behind Wang Dong'er.

For a moment, He Caitou also snapped out of his excitement that he didn't actually have the useless martial spirit he thought he had, and subconsciously touched his big bald head.

Is he so scary?

(End of this chapter)