Pirate: It’s not a phantom beast, it’s a phantom god!

Chapter 11: Night Part 2

"What a nice needle~ The night sky." After helping to set up the tent, Osi sat on the beach not far away with one hand behind his back and the other hand on his knee, sighing.

"The stars are shining, just like this." Ou Bei also sat close to Osi, hugging his knees.

"There is only one moon." Laye said as he was tidying up the inside of the tent with his back to the two of them.

"Sister La, please don't say such horrible things so casually~ I don't want to go to Terra, no matter which one!"

Ossi shook himself and said in a serious tone.

"By the way, haven't we peed all day? I want to try what it's like to use a girl's body to go to the toilet."

Obei was left speechless by Osi's jumping remarks.

"As expected, your head is filled with all sorts of weird crap. If you want to try it, go ahead and try it now. Remember to stay away."

"Forget it, now that you mention it, I'm not so curious anymore."

"I feel like there's something wrong with my mentality. I still think of myself as a man, but I have no interest in you and Sister La, two beautiful girls." Osi blurted out another outrageous statement.

"?!"

"My elder sister and I are probably only eight or nine years old now. What interests do you have?! What interests do you dare to have?!

Anyone with thoughts like yours should be shot! If you don't like women, just become a gay, you pervert!"

Ou Bei was obviously frightened by the red-haired man's series of jumping and violent remarks. While spitting out a rapid-fire barrage of words, he quickly patted his butt, got up and fled into the tent.

"With men..."

Osi read over in his mind popular works such as "The Runaway Family", "The Magic Man of Mercury", "Song of Filial Piety", etc., and then shook his head like a Husky shaking off water.

“No, no, absolutely not!”

"Alas~ I can't accept men, and I don't feel anything for women... Oh no! I won't awaken some weird Indian XP in the future, right?!

"Quack! Sister La, use your invincible wisdom to think of a solution!"

"My advice is to sleep soundly. Maybe one day you'll meet someone whose charm transcends gender.
After all, gender is never a necessary condition for love." La said without turning her head.

"Charm that transcends gender... Wow~ So, sister La, you're so open-minded? I thought you were a staunch heterosexual~"

"It doesn't matter, as long as it doesn't affect me, I will respect and bless other people's sexual orientation, including you, of course.

Okay, go to sleep." La lay down and closed her eyes.

"But I can't sleep. This body is full of energy now. I feel like I can stay awake all the time.

Will we become ultimate creatures that don’t need to eat, sleep, or go to the toilet in the future?

"Hi~That sounds quite convenient."

"Shut up, Ossi. I'm very tired today. If you really can't sleep, just stay outside and keep watch."

Obei said to Osi after lying down next to La.

La didn't say anything else. She had accidentally consumed too much energy while exploring the Millennium Bricks today. She had also been using her divine power to maintain the clothes of several people, and had to deal with the strange questions from these two lively guys from time to time. Even she felt a little tired.

For La, who is actually still in his infancy, although he hardly feels tired physically, he does not need to restore his energy through sleep.

But lying quietly is still a good way to relax, just like sometimes you eat snacks even though you are not hungry.

Closing his eyes, his consciousness gradually returned to his soul, and in the soft light, he fell into a dream.

The night was very dark, and countless colorful things like soap bubbles were floating in the air, with no end in sight.

La dreamed that he had turned into a small bird, flapping his wings vigorously and flying between bubbles, as if looking for something.

She felt very tired, and the countless bubbles seemed to never end;

She felt very lost, the darkness of the night made it difficult for her to find the direction to fly;

She felt very cold, the chill in the air seemed to freeze her;
She felt very lonely, and her heartbeat seemed to be the only sound in the room.

"Hey, isn't it morning yet?" This was La's only thought at the moment.

……

"Sister La, get up and have breakfast!" Two childish voices woke La up.

When he opened his eyes, two delicate little faces squeezed into his pupils, and behind them was a red-gold rising sun.

"Sorry, I slept a little too long." La gave the two of them a heartfelt smile.

"Wow, so dazzling! This smile, could it be the legendary beauty that transforms into a million horsepower—pure beauty explosion?! Quack! Ouba, retreat!"

Ossi shielded his eyes with his arms and shouted as he backed away.

La looked at Osi, who was showing off again, with some confusion, and turned his gaze to Oubei.

"Well, she is a stunning beauty, a peerless beauty, and definitely has the potential to be the best!"

Ou Bei also blushed and looked away. This time she rarely agreed with Osi.

Seeing this, La decided to skip the topic and continued to ask, "By the way, did you two make breakfast? I'm looking forward to it."

"That's right, I promise to surprise you, Sister La!"

As Osi said this, he quickly ran out of the tent and brought back a stone pot in a few minutes.

"Clang clang! Ossi's special recipe, the colorful magical auspicious cloud soup!"

Osi lifted the lid, and a golden light shot straight up into the clouds... Well, there was no golden light, just an ordinary mushroom and egg drop soup.

No, it’s not accurate to say it’s ordinary. After all, the mushrooms inside look colorful and gorgeous.

pull:"……"

"Hey~ Don't be so quick to dislike me, Sister La.

Now that we have the innate ability to eat mushrooms that countless Yunnan people dream of, aren't you curious about what these mushrooms taste like?" Osi continued to urge.

You know what, she really piqued La's curiosity.

The "wandering spirit" in the previous life did like to eat various fungi, and every time he had hot pot, he would order all kinds of mushrooms.

"Well, let me try it."

La took a spoonful with a bamboo spoon, blew it cool and put it into his mouth.

After savoring it carefully, La gently put the spoon back and asked with a smile, "Have you tasted it after cooking it?"

"No, but it smells pretty good to me."

Seeing that La didn't show any frown or sad expression, Osi felt relieved and answered decisively and directly.

"I thought I'd save the first soup for you. Oubey wanted to try it first, but I didn't let him! Hehe~"

"Sister, I tried my best to stop her." Ou Bei explained on the side.

"I understand. Thank you for your hard work, Ouba."

La then said to Ossi, "You are my sister now, so this matter should be harmless. But next time you invite others to eat your cooking, remember to taste it yourself first, okay?"

"Eh? Is this soup unpalatable? That's impossible~ I clearly calculated it in detail."

Ossi found it hard to accept this fact.

"Um, what did you use to calculate it?" Ou Bei couldn't help but ask.

“Imagination!”

Ossie answered immediately, then added: "A rich imagination."

……

"By the way, where did you get this pot?" Skipping the question about the soup, La noticed the stone pot in his hand that clearly had traces of handicraft.

"Oh, there seems to be an ancient ruin in the south of the forest. We dug it out from there. Ugh~ Ugh~~"

Ossi took a bite of his masterpiece and then spat it out again.

"Alas, even a genius like me can't succeed in one go? God is really harsh. Oubey, do you want to try too?"

"It's a pity that the place has been severely damaged, otherwise we could move there to sleep." Obei completely ignored Osi's meaning and added.

"But since there is this relic on the island, maybe there are some elsewhere. Take me to see it after dinner." As he said that, he continued to drink the mushroom soup.

"Sister La, this soup is so unpalatable, don't drink it. Let me take it and pour it out." Osi wanted to grab the stone pot and pour it out.

“It’s okay, since you made it yourself and it’s your first time cooking, as your sister, of course I have to drink it all.

And the taste isn’t bad, it’s just a little strange.”

La calmly and gracefully drank the entire pot of soup, spoonful by spoonful, wiping her mouth with the flames, and then left Ossi, deeply moved, washing the pot by the sea.

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(End of this chapter)