Pirate: It’s not a phantom beast, it’s a phantom god!

Chapter 13: Heaven's Lost Gift 2.0
"Sister La, I'm done washing. Let's go to the ruins."

Osi returned to the tent with the washed stone pot and spoon, but did not see the two people. He only saw a line of words left on the sand.

[Obe and I are going to the ruins first. You should rest in the camp this morning and think about what to eat for lunch - la].

The handwriting is clear, neat and elegant. I guess the person who left the message must be a tolerant and generous beauty.

"Bang!" The stone pot fell to the ground, and the spoon inside bounced out with it.

"Gua! Sister La, please don't leave me QAQ"

After reading the message and realizing that he was left alone, Osi found it hard to accept for a while.

We had an awesome party, guess who wasn't invited.jpg
"It must, it must have been Oubey who instigated this, that inherently evil blue-haired brat! Damn it! Sister La~ my Sister La~ wuwuwuwuwu~"

Ossi, unwilling to accept the truth, took advantage of the fact that no one was around and began to pace, run, and roll around on the beach without any image...

a few moments later......

After performing a series of undignified acts in public, Ossi finally accepted the reality of being abandoned. He lay on the beach with dull eyes like a salted fish, staring at the sky.

"Pee~~~~Hmm? What is that? A bird?"

Osi, with dead fish eyes, suddenly saw a blurry figure moving above the clouds. Although she could not see it clearly because of the obstruction of the clouds, the thing was swaying and it was obviously a living creature.

Seeing this, she immediately regained her spirits and stood up with a somersault.

"Hehe~ Looks like I've got a recipe for lunch today. Look, I'll make a pot of 'Little Wild Bird Stewed with Mushrooms'. I'm sure it'll outdo that blue-haired dwarf.

If you dare to instigate Sister La to leave me here, you can just go and gnaw on the rest of my bird butt at noon~"

Wiping the corner of his mouth, Osi aimed at the black shadow, and when the other party came right above the island, he fired a thunder cannon at it with all his strength.

He was not worried about blowing the opponent into pieces. After all, the figure looked quite large, and Osi's current strength was far less than that of La.

"So at most I can make a hole in you, but I can't let you run away..." Osi thought as he watched the swaying figure in the sky.

……

After searching in the air for a long time, Kaido finally locked his target on an island below, but just as he was about to land, he noticed a golden thunder breaking through the clouds and coming straight towards him.

"Wooooooooooo~ Interesting!"

Without choosing to dodge, Kaido allowed the lightning to hit his body, and then the flame cloud dissipated and he fell directly down.

boom! ! !
The sound of a giant object falling to the ground was heard, and the surrounding trees were crushed, the ground was smashed into a depression, and the smoke and dust swept up to a height of dozens of meters.

Kaido's huge dragon body falling from the clouds made the small island seem like an earthquake. The huge shock wave spread out instantly, causing many animals on the island to foam at the mouth and faint.

"Guwu~ Looks like something terrible has been brought down. This is causing trouble."

Osi, who was crouching with her head in her hands, was also frightened by the shocking scene. The size of the creature, which was far larger than she had expected, made her a little at a loss for what to do.

So knowing that he might be in trouble, Osi didn't dare to move for a while and just squatted there. But after waiting for a long time, the thing still didn't move.

"My attack shouldn't have done much damage to something that size. Did it hit its head? Maybe it fell to its death..."
Just as she mustered up the courage to go forward and see what she had hit, a familiar voice reached her ears.

The sound, which usually sounds very ethereal and pleasant, now adds a sense of security that makes people indulge in it.

"Osi, are you okay?" La rushed back at almost the fastest speed he could.

"I'm fine, Sister La. Um, I think I accidentally knocked down a strange thing."

Seeing La's figure, Osi seemed to have found his backbone.

"Hmph↓You guy, you only know how to cause trouble for big sister all day long." Ou Bei, who arrived later, accused him mercilessly.

"I was just thinking of giving you a snack at noon... and you two just left me here without saying a word, I'm bored too~" Osi retorted guiltily.

"Okay, let's go over and take a look. I can feel that the dragon is still alive." La led the two to the place where the dragon fell.

"Eh? Is it really a dragon? I thought I was seeing things.

"There are actually dragons in this world~ And judging by their appearance, they should be oriental dragons. Could this be some kind of fantasy cultivation world?" Osi's curiosity was piqued again.

“If this is truly a fantasy world, then it wouldn’t be so easy for you to defeat this dragon.

In that world, anything involving dragons isn't that simple." Oubey poured cold water on the situation. "Yeah, and this dragon looks weird too."

Hmm... how should I put it, it feels a bit human-like. And the horns are wrong, I remember a pair of them growing forward..."

Osi began to comment on Kaido who was lying in the distance.

"You better pray that dragon isn't some human, or we're in trouble."

"Okay, we're here, just ahead. Everyone be careful." La reminded the two.

As the three of them talked, they came to a place about ten steps away from the dragon's head.

“When I got closer, I saw it was really big~”

Osi took a few steps forward to the dragon's head and gestured up and down, only to find that his small body was only as big as one of the dragon's teeth.

"Sister La, didn't you say it was still alive? Why is it lying there motionless, like a dead fish?"

"Osi, be careful, don't get so close!" La stepped forward and pulled Osi, who was about to poke him, behind him and warned him.

It has to be said that La's vigilance was correct. The next second after she finished speaking, the dragon's body suddenly began to emit light, and a strong impact burst out, stirring up a cloud of smoke and dust around.

Upon seeing this, La immediately protected the two little ones behind him and then used his divine power to condense a barrier in front of him, staring intently at the center of the light.

A huge hand slapped down in the smoke and dust, causing another earth-shaking movement.

Then a huge human-shaped figure stood up from the deep pit. The figure seemed to cover the sky and completely enveloped the three little ones.

"Damn, my head hurts...but I'm not dead~"

The huge figure rubbed his head, then looked down at the three little ones and said:
"Hey! You three little brats, you were the ones who attacked me just now, right? You did a great job! Ulla-la-la-la!"

The strange laughter made Osi and Obei feel dizzy.

When the smoke and dust completely cleared, the humanoid creature gradually revealed its true appearance—a young man with a pair of huge curved horns on his head, wearing a sleeveless jacket, carrying a pitch-black mace on his shoulder, and a lacquered red wine gourd hanging from his waist. Judging from his face, he could stop the crying of adults at night...

The two little ones opened their mouths wide, looking at the two-story-high monster in front of them in disbelief.

“He really has become a different person, this is too high!
"Dragon language? It's so penetrating!" Ossi said, releasing his covered ears.

"Probably not. It sounds a bit like Japanese to me." Ou Bei shook his head in response.

"This is Japanese. It looks like this is most likely the world of an anime."

Seeing that the other person's appearance was obviously not that of a normal person but he spoke fluent Japanese, La had some guesses.

"Sister La, do you understand Japanese?" Osi seemed surprised.

"I don't understand. I'm just comparing and translating lines from Japanese movies and TV shows I've watched before. I can also roughly sense the emotions of other creatures."

That's right, La is now relying on the super memory of this body, using a series of Japanese works he has read in the past as a vocabulary library, and translating the other person's words in real time as if he was holding an electronic dictionary.

"But there's some trouble now. The other side seems to be asking if we attacked him."

Realizing the intentions of the dangerous creature before him, La apologized awkwardly in Japanese:

"We are deeply sorry for this."

Kaido looked at La who was speaking incoherently about his apology, frowned and interrupted impatiently:

"Since you admit that you attacked me, I'll give you three choices—either join me, defeat me, or... die here!"

Kaido swung his mace, creating a huge crack in his side.

Faced with three little girls who couldn't even speak clearly, the powerful man chose to commit fraud, using intimidation, coercion and inducement, which is the standard tactic in the industry.

This world is not gentle at all.

……

PS: In 1491, Kaido was only 27 years old. At this time, he was actually a handsome young man with a very good temperament. And a few years later, before the invasion of Wano Country, Kai's appearance was even more amazing, and he was a handsome uncle with great charm.

(End of this chapter)