Pirate: It’s not a phantom beast, it’s a phantom god!

Chapter 6 Name
"Huh? That big pit looks familiar~"

"Humph, stupid redhead, we're back to square one."

"I'm not stupid and my name is Red Hair. My name is Youling! I have a name!"

"The three of us are wandering spirits. Whether we call you red-haired or stupid, as long as you know we are calling you, that's all."

"Ahhh! You arrogant fellow, today I must..."

The two six-year-olds, who had woken up midway, resumed their daily tasks.

It took the three of them half a day to circle the small island, but unfortunately they found no signs of human or other intelligent life. The whole island exuded a primitive feeling.

Standing at the edge of the initial pit, Jin Youling began to think about his next move. Of course, there was still a small problem to be solved before that.

"Since you two care so much about the name issue, why don't you solve it here and now?" Jin Youling said as he looked at the two people who were pulling each other's faces.

Hong Youling agreed immediately after hearing this and let go first.

"Hold on! Don't let this blue-haired guy mess around and make a mess of things. Gu~ Let go!"

"Cut~"

Lan Youling let go of his hand when he saw that the other party had stopped, and shook off the saliva on his hand in disgust and said:

"I agree that we do need a new name to differentiate us."

"Do you have any suggestions?" Jin Youling asked when he saw the two stopped fighting.

"Well... our original name was [Youling], 'Youling', 'Youling'...

Hey! How about we just call them 'You Yi', 'You Er', and 'You San'?

Hong Youling began to use her amazing wisdom, and the scene became quiet for a while.

"Uh, what's with that expression on your face?"

"This name will be with us for a long time. Could you please be more careful and not give us a name like 'Roadside Street'?" Lan Youling couldn't help but complain.

"Hmph~ Since you said that, I'm sure you must have some profound ideas." Hong Youling put his hands on his hips, somewhat unconvinced.

"of course."

Lan Youling said confidently, "Since we already have the name 'Youling,' there's no need to come up with another one. We can just use code names. For example, calling us Youling Alpha, Beta, Delta, etc. wouldn't that be simple?"

……

The air was still very quiet.

"Hmm? Are you shocked by my brilliant idea? Don't be surprised, this is me..."

"Puchi Puchi~ Hahahahaha! You've been bragging for so long, and this is all you come up with?!
It's not even as good as my one-two-three naming method! Hahaha! As expected, you have nothing in your head except narcissism." Hong Youling laughed out loud, holding her stomach.

"Tsk~ forget it."

Lan Youling raised his eyebrows and mocked him back.

"Anyway, I never had any hope that an orangutan like you could understand the beauty of scientific symbols."

"Who are you calling an ape?! You blue-haired narcissist!
My 'one, two, three' naming system is obviously more concise and elegant. Your weird code names would make someone who doesn't know think we're guinea pigs from some laboratory!"

"Stop insulting my intelligence with your nonsense, you red-haired husky!"

"Meaaaa! You wanna fight?!"

"Humph! Stupid! Just so you know how foolish it is to go against me!"

"Who's afraid of who? Today I'll let you see my amazing power! Yeah!"

As they spoke, the two of them started to fight like two cats with their fur standing on end.

"Just use the names of the three mythical gods. You two will be called Osiris and Obelix."

Just as the two were about to start another fight, Jin Youling's voice suddenly interrupted. "Also, I don't mind you arguing when you disagree, but I don't want to see you fighting again. Can you promise me that?"

Jin Youling's or [La's] voice was still so gentle, without any anger or toughness in his tone.

But when they heard her speak, the two little ones who were just baring their teeth miraculously stopped confronting each other, as if there was some kind of blood suppression between them.

[Wh…what?! That feeling just now was like facing my mom!
My mom also has this tone right before she gets angry, but if I don't stop, I'm going to get beaten up in the next second!]
Hong... no, the girl now called Osiris shuddered sharply and rubbed her slender arms.

That's why they say that the sixth sense of rough and twitchy characters is so accurate. She was just a little bit away from getting her first beating since coming to this world.

Somehow, La's human emotions became particularly active when facing these two little ones.

Originally, it was almost impossible for her to have any emotional fluctuations over such a small matter, let alone get angry, but the moment she saw the two men about to fight, she couldn't help feeling a little angry, as if some old scars were stinging her.

"I understand. I just lost my composure." The blue Obelisk stood up straight and obediently.

"Me, me too! I'm sorry, please don't be angry. Haha~"

Osiris quickly chimed in. "Should I call you...Sister now?"

"You don't need to call me sister, nor use honorifics for me. We were split from one person, and there is no distinction between big and small, old and young.

I just hope that the three of us can get along well with each other, without any rifts or conflicts, let alone bloodshed."

There was still no change in La's tone, but perhaps it was an illusion, but the moment she finished speaking, the sky above her head turned from cloudy to clear.

It was as if a heavy burden had been lifted off their shoulders, and both the red and blue ones breathed a sigh of relief.

But as soon as the pressure passed, Osiris' eyes rolled again.

Opportunities are always fleeting, and with her lively personality, she couldn't help but take the opportunity to do something.

Glancing at Obelisk who was still standing at attention like a good girl, Osiris said to La with a flattering look on his face:
"Sister La's words make sense. But after all, there has to be a certain order of importance among the three of us, right? It's easier to answer when someone asks.

So, Sister La, you are the eldest sister, and I am the second... Pah! I am the second sister, and you, Obelix, will be the third. That's it, how about it? "

As Osiris spoke, he carefully observed La out of the corner of his eye. Seeing that she didn't react, he told her the whole proposal mixed with his own selfish motives.

"Well, that's fine. I have no objection." La, who didn't care about these things in the first place, did not object as she expected.

Obelisk came to her senses from her good girl state and was about to retort that she didn't want to be the youngest, but she held it back when she heard what La said.

At this moment, Osiris, whose evil plan had succeeded, couldn't help but show an expression of "the plan was successful".

[Hehe~ You're just a little blue-haired kid, and you want to fight with me, your grandpa!
From now on, as the middle generation, I can just shout "Big sister, help me!" when I encounter problems to avoid external troubles.

In the future, we can rely on the etiquette of seniority to suppress Lan Mao and resolve internal troubles.

Humph! Hee! What in this world can possibly stop me! What the hell can possibly stop me!!]
"What's wrong, Osiris? Are you thinking of something happy?"

Ra's words interrupted the rapidly growing momentum in Osiris's heart, causing her face, which had gradually become gloomy, to instantly return to a well-behaved look.

"Haha~ It's nothing, Sister La.

I just think that my name and Obelix’s name are a bit long. They used to be two characters long, but now they have become four or five characters, which is a bit troublesome to pronounce. From now on, just call us Osi and Obe.

How about Oubey's little sister?"

With his back to Ra, Osiris turned around and gave Obelisk an "Ania" smile.

"I don't mean anything!"

Obelisk squeezed out words that seemed to be stained with blood and tears, his red eyes staring at Osiris's back, while secretly swearing:
[Hmph! Just be patient and avoid the spotlight for now!]
[Just wait, red-haired boy! I will repay you a hundredfold for the humiliation you inflicted today!]
"Hmm? Little sister, what are you mumbling about in the back?"

"Ah~ I think second sister has a good idea." Ou Bei immediately restrained his expression and gave Osi a cute smile.

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(End of this chapter)