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Chapter 99 Loyalty Needs No Spokesperson, Warhammer Planet Governor Joins the Group!

Time flies.

In the blink of an eye, thirty years have quietly passed.

Over the past thirty years, new members have joined the All-Heavens Chat Group, while old members have left, but no universe has yet appeared that meets Niu Jun's expectations.

until……

[Ding! Welcome 'Governor of Warhammer Planet' to the chat group!]

[Ding! Welcome 'Da Tang Wu Ming Kong' to the chat group!]

Niu Jun was slightly taken aback and looked at the chat group in his mind.

Twelve years have passed.

Finally, new members joined the chat group, and two members joined at the same time. This was the first time Niu Jun had encountered this situation since joining the chat group.

But is this the warhammer he envisioned?
And this Wu Mingkong of the Great Tang Dynasty, from which Tang Dynasty world does he come?

Niu Jun pondered deeply, constantly considering whether the worlds inhabited by these two new members met the conditions for his breakthrough.

Especially the Warhammer world.

If this Warhammer world is indeed the Warhammer universe he remembers, the energy within it will definitely meet his breakthrough needs, and he won't need to worry about it too much.

Because it was a rotten, filthy world, he wouldn't feel any psychological burden even if he destroyed the entire universe.

As for the Tang Dynasty world where Wu Mingkong of the Great Tang Dynasty is located?

Niu Jun was a little unsure.

After all, there are simply too many TV dramas and novels set in the Tang Dynasty. Even if we exclude historical and low-martial-arts worlds, there are still quite a few left.

Lacking the necessary information, Niu Jun couldn't guess which Tang Dynasty world this was.

[Mysterious Zhou Mingrui (Group Owner): Welcome newcomer to the All-Heavens Chat Group family! (Applause.jpg)]

[Demon Pill Shen Gongbao: Welcome newcomer to the All-Heavens Chat Group family! Applause.jpg]

[Master Lonely Joy: Welcome newcomer to the All-Heavens Chat Group family! Applause.jpg]

[Cthulhu Ying Zheng: Welcome newcomer to the All-Heavens Chat Group family! Applause.jpg]

……

[Journey to the West Niu Jun (Administrator): Welcome newcomer to the All-Heavens Chat Group family! (Applause.jpg)]

Although it is uncertain which Tang Dynasty world Wu Mingkong is in.

But that doesn't stop Niu Jun from popping in.

The appearance of the Governor of Warhammer Planet captivated him.

……

……

The Warhammer 40 world!

Human Empire, Planet Augusta.

Looking at the familiar chat panel in his mind, Roger burst into tears of excitement.

"Woo!"

"It's not a hallucination, it's not a hallucination."

Rogge sobbed and cried, his body trembling as he looked at the many members in the multiverse chat group.

[Mysterious Zhou Mingrui (Group Owner)], [Journey to the West Niu Jun (Administrator)], [Extreme Demon Lu Sheng], [Cthulhu Ying Zheng], [Great Love Heavenly Venerable of the Gu Realm], [Tantai Xuan of the Divine Tomb], [Yang Jian of the Lotus Lantern]...

"Good, good, good!"

"There's hope! The people of Augusta are finally saved!"

Looking at the list of group members in the All-Heavens Chat Group, Rogge felt exhilarated. He felt as if the endless light was like a series of sharp swords, cutting through the endless darkness and despair in his heart.

[Governor of Warhammer Planet: Kel'Thuzad, help! Help me, Kel'Thuzad!]

[Mysterious Zhou Mingrui (Group Owner): ???]

[Zhou Mingrui (Group Owner): Why do I have a bad feeling? This trashy chat group, could it be that they've pulled in some weird creature from some strange world again?]

[Xiyou Niu Jun (Administrator): Oh dear, after so many years, we have another fellow villager joining our group. It's just that the newcomer isn't having the best luck.]

When Niu Jun saw the [Governor of Warhammer Planet]'s message, he immediately knew what was going on.

It turns out some unlucky guy was transported to the cesspool world of Warhammer 40K.

This luck... it's really hard to describe!

[Warhammer Planetary Governor: Fellow countryman?]

[Warhammer Planetary Governor: Are you one of them too?]

When Luo Ge saw Niu Jun speak, he was first taken aback, and then overjoyed.

Good guy.

Unexpectedly, the group owner and administrators of this chat group were both fellow transmigrators from the same hometown.

If we could get their help...

Rogge just wanted to shout, "Are the Chaos Gods born with a special destiny? Emperor, get up! I'll sit on the toilet!"

Of course, Roger only thought about these two sentences for the time being. The most important thing now was to find a way to gain the support of his two, no, his three fellow villagers.

Rogge hadn't forgotten that there was also the Supreme Demon Lu Shengshou in the All-Heavens Chat Group.

As for the "Great Love Celestial Venerable of the Gu Realm"?
Cough!

Roger felt that he didn't need to trouble the Celestial Venerable with such a trivial matter, lest the Celestial Venerable descend and sacrifice him along with the Celestial Venerable.

[Journey to the West Niu Jun (Administrator): Those who know, know; no need to elaborate. Newcomer, please tell me about your situation. I have a feeling your current situation is very bad.]

After learning that the Governor of Warhammer Planet was a fellow countryman of the transmigrators.

Niu Jun is in a very good mood!
In particular, this fellow countryman who had traveled through time was able to recognize Klein immediately after joining the group.

This proves that there is a 99.99% chance that the other party was a Chinese time traveler before the time travel.

Chinese people!
You have to understand them all.

What kind of prince will Xiangning?

The sky is dead, the yellow sky should stand, and the age of Jiazi will bring good luck to the world!
When autumn comes on the ninth day of the ninth month, my flowers bloom and all others wither. Their fragrance fills Chang'an, and the whole city is adorned in golden armor!
The stone man with one eye stirred up the Yellow River, and the world turned against him.

Where there is oppression, there is resistance; political power grows out of the barrel of a gun.

……

In a word.

A body weighing one hundred pounds contains a rebellious spirit weighing one hundred and twenty pounds.

You ask where the extra 20 pounds came from?

The answer is an iron will!
Therefore, Niu Jun was in an exceptionally good mood after learning that the [Governor of Warhammer Planet] was a fellow countryman who had transmigrated from China.

After all, convincing the Warhammer humans, who are infinitely loyal to the Emperor, to allow gods and immortals from other worlds to descend upon the Warhammer world might be quite difficult.

But what if it were a Chinese transmigrator who traveled to the Warhammer 40 world?
They will definitely say something.

Sir, this way please!

He meows.

Let alone benevolent gods and immortals like themselves and Klein, even if it were a Cthulhu-like evil god, they would not hesitate to become a guide and drag all the evil gods into the trap.

Therefore, after learning that the [Governor of Warhammer Planets] was a fellow Chinese transmigrator, Niu Jun knew that his arrival in the Warhammer world was a sure thing. [Governor of Warhammer Planets: Waaah, this isn't just bad, it's fucking terrible!]

[Governor of Warhammer Planet: Damn it, Cthulhu, Tauren Chieftain, can you believe that after that bastard dumped me into the Warhammer 40 cesspool world, he actually gave me a time-traveling, courtyard-style world as a login cheat?]

[Warhammer Planet Governor: Holy crap, peak human physique, master chef skills, master-level Bajiquan, two ounces of meat for daily sign-in, and a Black Ten card, I'm fucking...]

Roger couldn't help but want to curse whenever he thought about his transmigration cheat.

What the hell.

They throw people into the Warhammer 40 universe and give them a cheat code for logging in during the timeline.

Isn't this playing tricks on people?

In particular, that bastard system is lying through its teeth.

Pointing at the statue of Old Man Huang, he said it was the sun; pointing at the four gods of chaos, he said it was the moral father Yi Zhonghai (Nurgle); the courtyard war god Sha Zhu (Khorne); the vampire white lotus Qin Huairu (Slaanesh); and the shrewd and calculating Yan Fugui (Cunning).

To the end.

It seems that the system can't be programmed any further.

So, he simply abandoned him in the Warhammer world and ran away.

What the hell.

Whenever he thought of this, Roger's blood pressure would soar to 180, and he wished he could drag out that damn system and the guy behind it and shoot them at with an electrocution gun for two hundred years.

awful!
That's horrible!
After listening to the Warhammer Planet Governor's story, Niu Jun immediately shed a tear of sympathy for the guy.

This guy's time-traveling experience is simply outrageous.

No wonder he became extremely affectionate when he mentioned his past.

What if it were Niu Jun?
It's likely that Niu Jun will surrender to Huang Laohan or the Four Chaos Gods before the system runs away.

Damn it, you can't bully people like this!

[Zhou Mingrui (Group Owner): The newbie seems really excited. What's going on? Is the Warhammer world really that scary?]

Klein had doubts.

In his previous life, he was not interested in games and did not know the true nature of the Warhammer world.

Therefore, he found it difficult to understand the newcomer's grievances and despair.

[Lu Sheng, the Ultimate Demon King: Terrifying?]

[Lu Sheng, the Supreme Demon: Group Leader, for ordinary people, the Warhammer world can no longer be described as merely terrifying; it is truly filled with darkness and despair!]

[Lu Sheng, the Supreme Demon: All the darkness and despair in history combined cannot compare to even one ten-thousandth of the Warhammer world.]

Lu Shengshou, who had been lurking, finally spoke up.

Finally.

He seemed to feel that this statement did not capture the darkness and despair of the Warhammer world, so he gave an example.

[Lu Sheng, the Ultimate Demon King: Let me put it this way, compared to Warhammer 40, the Cthulhu universe is paradise, and the end of historical dynasties is just ordinary, not even one ten-thousandth of it.]

[Lu Sheng, the Ultimate Demon: For the lowest level of humanity, being able to eat sawdust bread is a blessing. Their regular food consists of starch synthesized from corpses and radiated sewage. War and plague could break out at any time.]

The four Chaos Gods, various demonic legions, the human empire, the green-skinned orcs, the Tyranids, the Eldar, the Necrons, the Tau, and other factions are all locked in a chaotic battle across the galaxy, with no peace whatsoever.

Humanity is constantly threatened by the corruption of warp gods, and upon death, their souls are highly likely to fall into the hands of chaotic gods, unable to find peace.

[Lu Sheng, the Supreme Demon of the Ultimate Path: Most importantly, the bloated and corrupt state of the human empire is more severe than that of any dynasty at the end of its history, and any system in our previous human history was more effective than it.]

If the four Chaos Gods hadn't wanted the Emperor to become a god, the human empire would have collapsed long ago, and it's now merely maintained by death and human lives.

[Lu Sheng, the Supreme Demon King: To paraphrase the words of the Warhammer world's Empire of Man: Life is the Emperor's coin, sacrifice is the cornerstone of the Empire, and the lower classes of humanity have no future whatsoever.]

Lu Sheng's lengthy speeches revealed the despair and darkness of the Warhammer world to everyone in the group.

[Zhou Mingrui (Group Owner): It certainly sounds like extraordinary darkness and despair. But what is the strength of these four Chaos Gods and the Demon Legion? How do they compare to the Great Old Ones and Outer Gods of the Cthulhu Mythos?]

Klein pondered for a moment and asked, getting straight to the point.

Although he didn't know the specifics of the Warhammer world, he could still glean the key to the problem from Lu Sheng's words: the Chaos Four and the Demon Legion.

Without the Chaos Gods and the Demon Legion.

The Warhammer universe is nothing more than a space-war universe. No matter how intense the wars between the various races in the galaxy are, it can't be as dark and desperate as Lu Sheng described.

Therefore, the key issue in the Warhammer world lies not in the human Empire itself, but in the Chaos Four and the demonic legions.

[Warhammer Planet Governor: To be honest, Cthulhu, the Demon Legion is subordinate to the Chaos Four. Most of its members are products of the fallen Imperial Legion, and they are incomparable to the Chaos Four.]

[Warhammer Planetary Governor: As for the Chaos Four, their birth is closely related to the evolution of the Warp and the emotions of intelligent life, corresponding to hatred, hope, joy, and despair respectively.]

[Governor of Warhammer Planet: Their strength is naturally far inferior to the three Outer Gods of the Cthulhu universe, but they are also far beyond the reach of ordinary Outer Gods, roughly equivalent to the level of ordinary Outer Gods in the Cthulhu universe.]

Roger answered quickly.

Finally, he pleaded for help with great hope.

[Governor of Warhammer Planet: Cthulhu, Tauren Chieftain, Lu Sheng, help!]

[Governor of Warhammer Planet: My planet Augusta just fought a fierce battle with the Greenskins and suffered heavy losses. Now we've received news that the Empire's tax collection ships are about to arrive, demanding a lump sum payment of thirty-seven years' worth of taxes. This leaves our planet's inhabitants with no way to survive.]

[Lu Sheng, the Supreme Demon King: Hiss, paying back thirty-seven years' worth of taxes all at once?]

[Mysterious Zhou Mingrui (Group Owner): Is 37 years of tax revenue a lot?]

Klein asked, somewhat puzzled.

After all, this is to make up for 37 years of tax revenue, rather than paying 37 years of tax revenue directly.

Klein, who was unfamiliar with the tax system of the human empire in the Warhammer world, found the reactions of the newcomers and Lu Sheng rather strange, wondering why they were making such a fuss.

[Lu Sheng, the Supreme Demon King: This is no longer a matter of difficulty; it's that the humans on the newcomer's planet are left with absolutely no way to survive.]

[Lu Sheng, the Supreme Demon King: The tax system of the human empire in the Warhammer world is a tithing tax, which means you need to pay one-tenth of your annual output value, not your net income.]

[Lu Sheng, the Supreme Demon King: To give you the simplest example, if you're the owner of a company with an annual turnover of one billion and a profit of fifty million, the Empire will collect one hundred million in taxes from you.]

[Lu Sheng, the Supreme Demon King: Of course, if it were just that, it wouldn't be so bad. The key issue is that the tax collection ships are often late due to subspace travel, sometimes by decades or even centuries. Once the tax collection ship arrives, you need to pay all the taxes at once.]

[Mysterious Zhou Mingrui (Group Owner): The 11th-month tax doesn't sound like much. Besides, isn't it reasonable to pay the tax all at once?]

Klein was somewhat puzzled.

[Governor of Warhammer Planet: Lord Cthulhu, you may not know this, but the human empire in my world does not have a unified currency or financial system. All taxes are levied in equivalent minerals or goods, and the prices of these minerals and goods are set by the empire.]

[Warhammer Planet Governor: Augusta is a mining planet that requires specific minerals to replace taxes. However, the truth is, Augusta's abundant Rhine ore reserves were depleted years ago, and our planet has just suffered a Greenskin invasion, nearly destroying the entire planet.]

[Governor of Warhammer Planet: Augusta simply cannot pay the full thirty-seven years' worth of taxes in one go. But the Imperial tax collectors don't care; they only care about tax revenue. If thirty-seven years' worth of taxes cannot be paid in one go, they will prioritize replacing it with people and weapons.]

[Warhammer Planet Governor: According to calculations, we will need to hand over 60% of the planet's able-bodied men and all its weapons and equipment to make up for this tax collection. The weapons may be destroyed, while the population will be sent to mining planets or directly incorporated into the Death Legion as cannon fodder.]

[Warhammer Planet Governor: If I really do this, the entire planet Augusta will be finished. I reckon the people will rebel before the taxes are even collected. But even if they rebel, the Empire won't care, as long as the new governor can pay taxes. If they can't, they'll just forcibly collect them, or even issue an extermination order for the entire planet.]

Roger said with a pained expression.

In his previous life, he was a Cloud Warhammer player who constantly talked about loyalty.

But after actually arriving in this messed-up world, I realized just how desperate the people at the bottom of society are.

loyalty!

To hell with loyalty!
Faced with death and true despair, he was ready to lead the people of Augusta in rebellion.

What emperor, what four evil gods of chaos, what tax official?

Where there is oppression, there is resistance; willing to risk everything, we dare to bring down Slaanesh.

Even if Rogge dies, he will splatter blood on those big shots and let them know that transmigrators are not to be trifled with.

(End of this chapter)