We are tired of winning championships, and we still need youth training?
Chapter 46 It’s broken, I’m a husband! ?
Chapter 46 It’s broken, I’m a husband! ?
As soon as Xu Xinghe returned to the base and opened the live broadcast room, everyone in the room laughed.
Someone posted a comment.
[Why is the anchor live streaming again? Doesn't he want to get off work?]
Someone else was stabbed in the heart right after.
[The host is so cool today, is it because he wants to come back early to broadcast live for us? I'm so touched~]
Xu Xinghe was unmoved.
"That's enough. My boss gives me extra rice for working overtime. Do you have any?"
Many office workers who watched the live broadcast felt like they had been stabbed in the back.
Nowadays, most bosses really regard 996 as a blessing.
In fact, Xu Xinghe is not too averse to live streaming.
But seeing how disgusting these viewers were, he couldn't help but want to disgust them too.
Isn't this a two-way rush?
This is the most user-friendly live broadcast room on the entire live broadcast platform.
Ignoring their wailing and sarcasm, Xu Xinghe knocked on Theshy's desk.
"Call on!"
He cooperates too little with Theshy. Since it’s a live broadcast anyway, he might as well spend some time with Theshy during the live broadcast to get used to each other.
"Um...a big brawl, okay?"
Theshy didn't hesitate and agreed readily.
But what he said was a little unhuman.
Xu Xinghe:?
Damn, whose top and jungle coordination is done in ARAM?
"Then you, wait for me for five minutes."
Theshy looked away angrily.
Xu Xinghe happened to answer the questions raised in the barrage at this time.
"How does it feel to be at IG for so long? Not much, it's pretty good."
"Would you scold your teammates if they had an attack? Of course not—"
"Scolding them is a waste of my jungle farming time. Besides, I have good manners. When have you ever seen me scold anyone?"
Xu Xinghe was very confused.
Does he come across as aggressive?
He is just a harmless, gentle and easy-going jungler.
[The host really doesn't curse, he's just being sarcastic]
[Brother Xinghe, I cried during the sad live broadcast after the last fight]
"Crying in sadness?"
Xu Xinghe was shocked.
At most, he just uses sadness as a unit to calculate combat power. How can he cry because of sadness?
He immediately opened WeChat on his desktop and sent a message to Sadness.
Xu Xinghe: I heard that you cried during your last live broadcast?
Xu Xinghe: Did I hit you too hard? Remember to give me a signal next time.
The process of him becoming friends with sadness is actually quite amazing.
After playing against WE that day, Xu Xinghe started live streaming as usual.
As soon as I lined up, the mid laner sent a message.
I am the King of Lazy Sheep: Is it okay to be a 2L jungler?
I am the King of Lazy Sheep: I am WE's jungler Beishang
Xu Xinghe laughed at that time.
Sadness just got beaten by me, how can he still have the mood to play Rank?
Peerless Martial God Pleasant Goat: No
Peerless Martial God Pleasant Goat: I am IG's jungler Galaxy
Sadness was almost mad with anger when she saw the news.
I was thinking, damn, I just lost the game, and when I was playing ranked, someone was deliberately mentioning the awesome jungler on the opposite side. Isn’t this just disgusting?
I am the King of Lazy Sheep: I didn’t lie to you, I am really WE’s jungler Beishang, did I lie to you four, you search Huya live broadcast room xxxxx
However, Xu Xinghe's answer also stunned him.
Peerless Martial God Pleasant Goat: Really? Then go to Huya Live Room xxxxx and take a look. I am also Galaxy
Sadness opened it quickly and felt numb all over.
Galaxy really didn’t lie, it really is him!
Sadness, whose face instantly turned red, was about to choose single.
Because no matter what, they did win today, and I have no right to snatch their jungler.
But when I turned around, I found that Xu Xinghe had already chosen Sylas and brought TP.
Peerless Martial God Pleasant Goat: Forget it, I'll give it to you. We're running out of time.
Seeing that he didn't reply for a while, Xu Xinghe was too lazy to wait on the first floor.
But Sadness didn't think so at the time.
[Did he take the initiative to give me the jungle position? ]
【This person is quite nice】
In that game, the mid-jungle and mid-lane cooperated very frequently. Sadness, who had been given up his position, returned the favor and directly protected Xu Xinghe as his father.
In the end, I successfully won the game and added friends.
So now Sadness has Xu Xinghe’s friends. Seeing the news about Xu Xinghe, Sadness returned very quickly.
sad:???
Sadness: It was Xiye and the others who kicked the onions that the cook had placed at the door on the second floor. My eyes were irritated.
Xu Xinghe: I'm live streaming, please watch your words, can you be a little more civilized?
sad:?
Sadness: Really?
Sadness: Xiye is the world's number one mid laner CJB, but it's all thanks to me
Xu Xinghe: ...
Xu Xinghe, sitting in front of the screen, was speechless.
Can this be reproduced byd?
Some professional players seem very aloof when you don’t know them, but after getting to know them, you find out that they are just pure and cheerful mentally retarded children.
For example, sadness.
He immediately exited WeChat on his desktop, ignored the question marks all over the screen, and called Sadness.
"Hey?"
"Huh? What's wrong?"
The sadness on the other end of the phone hasn't reacted yet.
“I’m really live streaming.”
Xu Xinghe reminded him again.
"……real?"
"real."
"Fuck, I'm done! I'm going to be led astray again, Wangzai, save me!"
beep.
The phone hangs up.
Within two minutes, Xu Xinghe saw the trending searches on Weibo about #WE中野suspected discord and #WE中野posts.
I can only say that it is pretty good.
Xu Xinghe took a quick look.
Xiye was not affected at all. He explained to everyone that he was actually next to Sadness just now and knew that Sadness was just joking.
To be honest, the relationship between the midfielder and the jungler is pretty good.
[Zhuge Xinghe's clever plan to protect WE? ]
[How insidious, streamer! You really deserve some credit for the severance of WE's mid and jungle relationships.]
[Xu Xinghe, every punishment you give reveals baby! ]
[I didn't expect this to be a tribute to my factory. Although my factory has semi-retired, his legend is still there in the LPL.]
I laughed so hard watching the comments from beginning to end.
This kind of top-notch effect cannot be achieved by ordinary anchors even if they hire actors.
It was so sad and stupid that it really made everyone laugh.
Fun fact: Uzi’s nickname “The World’s No. 1 CJB” came from a conversation between Zzitai and Uzi during the S5 live broadcast.
Fortunately, at this time, Theshy finally entered his room.
Both of them used small accounts, and their rank was only Diamond 1.
There is no way, it is S9 now.
After version 9.2, duo queueing is not allowed on any server with a Master rank or above.
Xu Xinghe’s current account belongs to the club and is called [Soft Little Rabbit].
Theshy also has a similar ID, called [Sweetheart Bear].
After Xu Xinghe boarded the subway, he immediately turned to the old man's mobile phone.
These two B nicknames are really a bit jarring.
Theshy doesn't understand anything, and he's just standing there grinning like an idiot.
The barrage was already laughing like crazy.
What a classic ID!
【Who is taking care of the two sisters? 】
[The fancier the ID, the more brutal the beating! ]
For the first time, Xu Xinghe's face turned a little red, he felt embarrassed.
He coughed and clicked start.
After entering the game, I didn't hesitate and immediately chose Nidalee.
This moment, all teammates were stunned.
The AD player in the bottom lane glanced at the time.
10:23pm.
[Hainan Uzi]: The jungler is...
【Hainan Uzi】: Husband?
Xu Xinghe: ???
Damn, isn’t your husband a Viper?
Why are you calling me husband?!
(End of this chapter)
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