Randomly practicing evil skills, the nuclear light shines everywhere
Chapter 238 I have amazing wisdom, no one understands cultivation better than me!
Chapter 238 I have amazing wisdom, no one understands cultivation better than me!
Feng Feisha, who was standing behind Zhang Yu, suddenly squatted on the ground, poked the round little stone, and said with a frightened look:
"Brother Zhang, isn't this 'Qi Qi Interaction Pregnancy Method' a bit too weird?"
"Is it weird?"
Zhang Yu asked Nangong Yao.
Nangong Yao looked at the bluish-white stone on the ground with disbelief in her eyes.
She felt that this evil skill was almost beyond her understanding.
Stone became pregnant and gave birth to little Stone.
Unheard of!
At this moment, she heard Zhang Yu's voice and nodded without hesitation, saying, "It's indeed very strange. And is this little stone considered your child?"
"Yes! This stone was created by your evil power, Brother Zhang. I feel like it can be considered your child, but this is too terrifying..."
Feng Feisha retracted her delicate hand as if she had been electrocuted. She looked at the small blue and white stone on the ground with fear in her eyes.
"What are you talking nonsense about?"
Zhang Yu said speechlessly:
"The energy I used to create this small stone was all taken from the two large stones. Not a single bit of my life force was contaminated by them."
"So this is ah!"
Nangong Yao, Yin Yao and Yang Yao all breathed a sigh of relief at the same time.
If Zhang Yu could give birth to a stone, they would probably not be able to sleep.
This is so ridiculous!
Feng Feisha thought for a moment, and suddenly asked in surprise:
"Brother Zhang, you just said that none of your life force was contaminated by it, but if it was, what would happen?"
"I don't know!"
Zhang Yu shook his head, then looked at Feng Feisha's lower abdomen and said jokingly: "How about I use your life essence to try it out, maybe I can give it a try and give birth to a monster!"
"do not want!"
Feng Feisha waved his hands repeatedly and quickly hid behind Nangong Yao, sticking out his little head to look at Zhang Yu.
She doesn't want to have another monster child!
Unless I use her life force to merge with my sister's...
But she didn't dare say these words, otherwise her sister would get angry and she would definitely be spanked severely.
Seeing Feng Feisha frightened by his few words, Zhang Yu felt much happier.
Then, he turned his gaze to Tan Tai Ming Yue.
Feeling Zhang Yu's gaze, Tan Tai Ming Yue trembled and said in despair, "Mr. Zhang...Mr. Zhang, I really know I was wrong. Please forgive me!"
Because she was so scared, she didn't even call herself "this seat".
"You're not afraid, but you know you're going to be punished."
Zhang Yu shook his head.
"No, Zhang Juxia, I kneel down for you!"
Tan Tai Ming Yue knelt heavily on the bluestone slab with a thud.
Because of the excessive force, dense cracks instantly appeared on the bluestone slab.
"Kneeling down is useless..."
Zhang Yu sneered, and his eyes began to flash, which made Tan Tai Mingyue feel a chill in her heart.
Feng Feisha suddenly bit her red lips and said, "Brother Zhang, you're not really going to use the Qi-Mechanical Interaction Pregnancy Method to punish this bad woman, are you?"
"Is there a problem?"
Zhang Yu asked.
"Then whose Qi are you going to use, Brother Zhang?"
Feng Feisha asked again.
Zhang Yu smiled and said:
"If you're willing, I can use your Qi. Of course, if you're not willing, I can use Tan Tai Ming Yue's own Qi and let her conceive..."
"I don't want to get pregnant with that bastard Feng Feisha's child, and I don't want to get pregnant myself!"
Before Feng Feisha could refuse, Tan Tai Ming Yue screamed in fear:
“Old Demon Zhang, why don’t you just ride your horse? I’m ready now.
If that doesn’t work, I can rape you, and that will count as me bearing your child…”
Zhang Yu, Feng Feisha, Nangong Yao, and Yang Yao were speechless for a moment.
What a bizarre statement.
However, Yin Yao was furious: "You are so good, Tan Tai Mingyue, now you still want to take advantage of the little thief!"
After cursing, she immediately turned to look at Zhang Yu and said:
"Little thief, quickly activate the 'Soul Out of Body' technique and make this Tan Tai Ming Yue lose face, otherwise she will be tempted to rape you all the time..."
"Alright, alright!"
Zhang Yu looked at Tan Tai Ming Yue lying on the ground, shook his head and said:
"You're a daily adulteress, so your body probably isn't very clean. I'd better just ride you!"
Tan Tai Ming Yue was delighted at first, but then she angrily retorted, "Old Demon Zhang, please don't slander me. My body is very clean."
"whispering sound!"
Feng Feisha said disdainfully:
"What do you mean by clean? When I was in the Yuanhun Sect, I heard that you had a female slave, and you even sucked her cultivation dry.
Now your body must be as disgusting as that of the witch from the Old Mother Cult!"
"Worship the Old Mother?"
Tantai Mingyue said uncertainly, "Are you talking about that adulterous 'Old Mother Goddess' from Shuangzhou?"
"Old Mother Goddess!"
Feng Feisha was stunned for a moment, then nodded and said:
"The women who worship the Old Mother Cult believe in a figure in heaven called the Old Mother Goddess. Their doctrine is to rape all men and achieve enlightenment and ascend to heaven!"
"Then this Old Mother Worship Sect is most likely a subordinate sect of the 'Old Mother Goddess'."
Tan Tai Ming Yue nodded, then said coldly:
"But Feng Feisha, isn't it a bit too much to compare that demon woman under the 'Old Mother Goddess' with me?!"
"You are only a little cleaner than those witches."
Feng Feisha said without showing any weakness.
"Damn it! Even though I have taken a female furnace cauldron from the same source of water and fire, and played some games with her, I am still a virgin!
Don't slander my innocence!"
"I do not believe!"
Feng Feisha said with a smile.
You've played the game, how can you still be innocent?
What a joke!
Feng Feisha is very smart and will definitely not be fooled by this bad woman.
Tantai Mingyue clenched her fists, and with a surge of her inner magical power, her clothes suddenly exploded into pieces. She gritted her teeth and said:
"If you don't believe me, come and see for yourself!"
Zhang Yu, Nangong Yao, and Feng Feisha were stunned for a moment.
Seeing that no one was moving, Tantai Mingyue said coldly, "Come and see, so you won't say I'm unclean!"
Zhang Yu walked over and observed for a while, then shook his head and sighed:
"Master Tantai, it seems I have wronged you. Miss Feng, you should quickly apologize to Master Tantai!"
Feng Feisha went over to take a look, then said reluctantly: "Bad woman, I'm sorry, I shouldn't have speculated about your innocence."
Nangong Yao took a deep breath, ignored Yin Yao's abuse in her mind, and just turned her head away slightly.
"What are you doing?"
Suddenly, the empress's cold voice sounded in the air.
Then, a beautiful woman wearing a gilded black phoenix robe and a twelve-tasseled crown on her head appeared in the attic.
"I didn't do anything, it's just that Sect Master Tantai wants to prove his innocence!"
Zhang Yu said with a smile.
"Prove your innocence!"
The empress's long eyelashes fluttered slightly as she sneered, "Little Yu'er, this Tantai Mingyue is your mount, and you don't know her situation yet?"
"I really don't know. This great hero is a gentleman and never takes advantage of others in distress!"
"really?"
The empress looked at Zhang Yu with suspicion.
"Of course it's true. I didn't even take out your body, Your Majesty, and let her sweep the floor for me!"
As he spoke, Zhang Yu gently waved his sleeves.
A body exactly like the empress suddenly appeared in the attic, and at the same time a cold and gloomy air continued to spread out.
"It seems you really didn't lie!"
The empress sensed her body for a moment, then suddenly asked casually, "By the way, Xiao Yu'er, what clothes am I wearing inside this body?"
“Nothing!”
Zhang Yu smiled and said, "When I first discovered her, she wanted to hit me without saying a word. Later, when her movements became too big, I discovered her..."
"enough!"
The empress took a few deep breaths and said coldly, "You can keep this body for now."
"Don't you want it?"
Zhang Yu asked with some doubt.
"No, you can just carry her with you from now on!"
The Empress's red lips revealed a hint of a smile. With such a perfect body by her side, she didn't believe Zhang Yu would endure it forever.
One day, Zhang Yu's true colors will be revealed!
At that time, she could make a big fuss about this, and even make Zhang Yu kneel on the ground and lick her feet, making Zhang Yu lose all face!
"Fine!"
Zhang Yu didn't hesitate and just put it away.
Anyway, he now has a small storage coffin, so it is not a burden to carry a body with him.
Even if I go into seclusion in the future, I can let her come out and act as a sweeping robot!
"Oh, I remember that the rocks in this rockery were all in good condition. Why did this large bluestone crack so big?"
The empress asked, pointing to the large bluestone next to her.
"This stone just got pregnant, so it cracked!"
Feng Feisha pointed at the blue and white stone on the ground and said with a smile: "This is the small stone that grew out of the big bluestone..."
"Shitou got pregnant and gave birth to little Shitou?"
The empress almost thought she had heard it wrong.
"That's right, Brother Zhang is still using the 'Qi-Mechanism Interaction Pregnancy Method' that you taught him!"
Feng Feisha said with emotion: "This evil skill is really powerful!"
"Impossible, absolutely impossible!"
The Empress was the first to exclaim, "Even if this magical power is cultivated to its peak, it can only make humans and animals pregnant. It is absolutely impossible to make a stone pregnant!"
"Everyone says you have poor qualifications, but you still don't believe it!"
Zhang Yu said with a smile:
"It is said in the Book of Heaven: All things have Qi. Qi is the source of life, Qi is the essence of life. When Qi gathers, the spirit condenses. When the two Qis combine, Yin and Yang begin to give birth to life...
This sentence means that all things have spiritual energy, which is the source of life's essence and spirit. The combination of any two or more kinds of energy can give birth to life. Yin and Yang refer to all things..."
The Empress clenched her fists, frowned slightly, and said, "Zhang Yu, your explanation is wrong. If you practice like this, there will definitely be problems."
"Impossible, absolutely impossible!"
"I have incredible wisdom. No one understands cultivation better than me!"
As soon as he finished speaking, Zhang Yu glared at a doe and a big tree next to him again.
hum-
The light passed through the bodies of the two and then merged into a large black stone.
Rumble!
The black stone began to vibrate wildly, and rays of light flashed continuously.
After a while, a crack appeared in the middle of the big black stone, and a little deer with a yellow-brown body rolled out from the crack.
"A stone can give birth to a fawn?!"
The empress bit her lips tightly, and her heart was filled with shock.
The same is true for Nangong Yao, Feng Feisha, Tan Tai Mingyue and others.
Even though they had just seen a stone give birth to a baby stone, this time the stone giving birth to a baby deer seemed even more outrageous.
"Brother Zhang, are you a Daluo immortal?"
Feng Feisha murmured a question, then ran to the motionless deer and poked it gently with his hand.
Looks like stone but not stone, looks like wood but not wood.
It's like a deer statue made of a combination of stone and wood.
With a slight scratch of the finger, drops of red blood continued to flow out.
Seeing this, Feng Feisha was shocked.
This is too evil.
"Brother Zhang, what the hell is this?"
Feng Feisha couldn't help but ask again.
"I am not sure as well."
Zhang Yu shook his head:
"But this is what I created by activating my profound art, combining the energy of the doe, the tree, and the stone. Coincidentally, this thing also has those three characteristics, a bit like cordyceps..."
The empress looked at the stone and wood fawn, then used her profound skills to look inside her body. Seeing that the two embryos were normal, she secretly breathed a sigh of relief.
However, she was still a little worried, so she immediately asked Zhang Yu:
"Zhang Yu, you've modified this magical skill into something so strange, will it have any effect on the fetus?"
“My amazing wisdom tells me that it won’t happen. As long as the Qi and Qi come from the same source, it will be no different from normal childbirth.
The process is similar to the myths about ancient people being conceived by gods and men. If you don't believe me, I'll prove it to you!"
Zhang Yu looked around and his eyes quickly locked onto two snow foxes, a male and a female.
At this moment they are being affectionate with each other.
The next moment, two white lights fell on them respectively, and then the male snow fox felt his body go weak, and his life force quickly faded away.
Then, the white light entered the female snow fox's body, and its belly quickly expanded like an inflatable ball.
After a moment of effort.
A snow fox cub was born, without even opening its eyes, just crawling around on the ground.
The female snow fox was also extremely frightened at this moment. She subconsciously grabbed the snow fox cub and quickly fled the scene with the male snow fox.
"Look, it's okay!"
Zhang Yu said proudly.
The empress finally felt completely relieved, and with a wave of her sleeves, she turned into light and left.
She is very annoyed with Zhang Yu now and wants to be alone!
Feng Feisha also came over at this time and said in surprise:
"Brother Zhang, I feel like you could become the God of Life in myth and legend, specializing in bringing children to all living things!"
Zhang Yu nodded slightly.
Now he can indeed pretend to be the God of Destiny.
Seeing Zhang Yu's agreement, Feng Feisha became even more excited and whispered in Zhang Yu's ear:
"Brother Zhang, would you like me to use this magical skill to give me a child?"
Zhang Yu said with a smile: "Sure, I can send you one right now!"
As he said this, he slammed his right foot down on the ground.
Rumble!
Under the shaking of magic power, a huge footprint suddenly appeared, with a white light lingering on it.
"Brother Zhang, what are you doing?"
Feng Feisha asked with some confusion.
"Didn't you say I'm the God of Destiny? Then I'll use the method of the ancient gods in mythology to grant you a child. Now you can get pregnant by stepping on my footprints."
Zhang Yu said with a smile.
"No, no, I don't want to have your child, I want my sister's child!"
Feng Feisha's face turned pale and she hurriedly moved away from the footprints.
Not only her, but also Tan Tai Ming Yue and Nan Gong Yao were the same.
Zhang Yu used his magical power to wipe away the footprints, and said calmly: "If you don't want to have a baby, then don't beg me next time you want one!"
"If I wanted to have your child, I'd be a dog!"
Feng Feisha curled his lips.
"Alright, return the two Yin-Yang Spiritual Disks to me. I'm going to retreat now."
Zhang Yu said lightly.
As soon as Nangong Yao had a thought, two jade plates flew out of her body and landed on the table in the attic.
After Zhang Yu put away the things, he found a secret room and began to refine the Gangsha.
A few hours later.
The two hundred bottles of Tiangang Disha given to him by the empress were basically used up.
"The Empress probably doesn't have much Heavenly Gang and Earthly Fiendish Power left.
Besides, Tongtiantai is about to be completed. If I don’t hurry up to improve my strength, I’m afraid that sooner or later the Holy Emperor will refine me into a great medicine. It seems that I have to go out and look for new opportunities! "
Zhang Yu thought silently in his heart, left a letter, and his body turned into light and rushed out of Yama Cave Heaven.
……
Daqian, Frost State.
It is freezing cold here all year round, with heavy snow falling like feathers. Ordinary people dare not go out for long. Only warriors who have cultivated true qi dare to travel freely in the world.
today.
A middle-aged Taoist holding a banner promising to cure infertility was walking on the streets of Lengshuang City. The heavy snow disappeared without a trace before it even landed on him.
Many people showed awe when they saw this.
This person is Zhang Yu in disguise.
suddenly.
A naked woman ran up to Zhang Yu and asked with a smile, "Master, can you really cure infertility?"
……
……
(End of this chapter)
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