Madam, don't do this!

Chapter 28: Bed Warmer (Vote Request)
When I got back, it was already midnight.

Luo Tianyang was punished and had to kneel in the lobby until dawn... As a brother-in-law, he actually took his brother-in-law to a brothel, which was really too much of a jerk.

After helping Song Yan take a bath and make the bed, Gu Banxia did not leave but quietly lifted the quilt and lay down on the bed. The personal maid had the job of warming the bed.

But it's still summer now, so there's no need to warm the bed.

Apart from warming the bed, maids are not allowed to sleep in their master's bed unless the master asks them to.

This is called bed climbing, which is intentional seduction of the master. In some families with strict rules, the victim may even be beaten to death.

Song Yan would not be so cruel, but he still had to teach Gu Banxia a profound lesson for her presumptuous behavior, so that night, Gu Banxia screamed miserably.

Perhaps because he had consumed too much energy at night, when Song Yan woke up the next day, Gu Banxia was still sleeping.

The lazy swallow stretches out in the sunshine, looking more charming.

The wind blows the lazy oriole, stretching out a charming scene.

Her plump figure is a beauty that can drive men crazy. The delicate skin on her plump thighs is a little dazzling. I couldn't help but reach out and poke it. It sank, and when I moved my fingers away, it bounced back to its original shape.

After playing this trick, he pulled the quilt over to cover the beautiful scenery.

Although he had been tossing and turning for most of the night, Song Yan did not feel tired, perhaps because of the Hundred Flowers Treasure Mirror. On the contrary, he felt full of energy.

The internal energy circulating in the body increased a little bit. Although it was not much, I could definitely feel that it was getting stronger.

There was clean water, toothbrushes and towels at the door, probably prepared by Kongchan and the others.

The toothbrush has actually been invented a long time ago. It is usually made of solid wood, animal bones, or bronze as the handle, and then some wild animal bristles are inserted into it. The shape is very similar to the modern toothbrush.

But if toothpaste doesn't have it, dipping it in some coarse salt can also have the effect of cleaning and sterilizing.

Of course, most people can't afford these things. Just like Song Yan before, he would just poke his teeth with something like a willow branch and rinse his mouth, and that was considered brushing his teeth.

After washing up, Song Yan practiced a few rounds of Tai Chi in the yard.

Although it seems to be true, it is still slightly stronger than Kunquan, Lightning Five Whips and the like. As he practiced, Song Yan felt hot all over.

The not-so-strong internal energy circulated freely in the body, and the more he fought, the more enjoyable and smoother it became.

The palm passed through the air, and the air around it also showed strange distortions.

Luo family compound.

Atop a towering old tree stood a woman, dressed in white, her face covered by a light veil, her long black hair flowing behind her like a waterfall. Her clear eyes gazed silently into the distance as the wind blew through the treetops, swaying with the branches. Her slender little finger occasionally lifted the long hair by her ear, but a few strands inevitably fell across her face, making her look a little messy.

Looking at Song Yan's slow movements, I just found it funny.

With this snail-like boxing technique, by the time he raised his arm, he would have been beaten black and blue.

If my husband wants to learn martial arts, just let Tianyi teach him some. It is better than this slow boxing.

As she watched, the woman's expression began to become serious and her eyes became solemn.

She had an indescribable feeling.

Involuntarily, her body fell from the old tree, and she slowly raised her arms like Song Yan. Her movements were slower, but they involved more strength.

I don’t know when...

Wind blows.

There was only a breeze that rustled her hair, but all around the woman there was a strong wind swaying, and even the old tree was rustling in the wind.

Pulled by an invisible force, the leaves fell from mid-air.

I don't know how much time passed before the woman slowly stopped and leaves began to fall around her, forming a spiral shape.

The woman frowned tightly, she had an extremely twisted and unnatural feeling. There must be many mistakes in the set of punches her husband performed. She tried to correct them, but it was not an easy task. She closed her eyes and just stood there blankly.

Song Yan didn't know that someone had stolen his skills. After finishing another set of Tai Chi, he felt relaxed all over.

Then he raised his hand and scratched his arm hard, rolled up his sleeves, and there was a big red bump... It was really pitiful that such a martial arts master was bullied by a mosquito, but when he thought about the bald guy who was also bullied by mosquitoes, he felt a lot more balanced.

It’s strange to say, there should be the most mosquitoes at night, but I slept with Gu Banxia in my arms all night without being bitten.

Thinking of this, Song Yan pinched a star on the red pimple and felt less itchy.

Although there are mosquito repellent sachets, their effect cannot be said to be better than nothing, but it can be said to be useless. He still needs to make something like toilet water, which is not a difficult task for him.

Before crossing over, when playing the Extreme 12-Pick-6 game, he randomly filled in the fourth item: all the famous poems, articles and classics in history. At first, Song Yan thought that this item could only be used to memorize poems and be a plagiarist.

But gradually, he discovered that this was the most exaggerated plug-in.

Poems and essays are just extras, the last two words "classics" are the key points.

This includes all four directions.

If you want to practice calligraphy, you can directly search for Wang Xizhi's Lanting Preface in your mind.

If you want to take the imperial examination, you can find the beautiful essays of ancient top scorers.

If you want to be a doctor, there is the "Barefoot Doctor Manual".

If you want to farm, there is the Complete Book of Agricultural Administration. If you want to work, there is The Exploitation of the Works of Nature.

Even if you want to rebel, there is a "Militia Military Training Manual".

As long as they can leave a mark in history, they are all there.

The difficulty in making toilet water lies in the high alcohol content, but the process of distilling liquor has its own records.

After breakfast, with Luo Yuheng's permission, Song Yan went to pay tribute to his mother.

It was a mass grave with bulging graves everywhere. In the dense grass, you could see white bones. It was eerie and desolate.

When his mother passed away, Song Yan, as the only biological son, was not allowed to leave the mansion to see her off. He didn't even know which grave was his mother's.

Luo Yuheng, on the other hand, had already investigated everything in advance.

That grave mound... it's called a grave mound, but it's just a small protrusion. Because no one has taken care of it for many years, it is overgrown with weeds. It took a long time just to clean it up, and it was all covered in dust and dirt.

Luo Yuheng also hired a stonemason in advance to carve a stone tablet. In addition to the name Mei Xue, there were only a few words "Zi Song Yan Xi Tian Xuan" on the stone tablet.

After clearing the weeds and repairing the grave, Luo Tianyi, Gu Banxia and others left. Song Yan stood quietly in front of the tombstone. He had only spent six short years with his mother, but for Song Yan, who was an orphan in his previous life, the memories of these six years were particularly precious.

After a long while, Song Yan sat down in front of the tombstone and talked about everything that had happened in the past ten years:
"Mom, I'm married."

"He was a son-in-law, but he eventually escaped from the Song family."

"The Luo family treats me well, especially my mother-in-law, who is a very good person."

As he spoke, he felt a little sour in his nose, and he pursed his lips:

"Mom, I miss you."

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In the next few days, Song Yan stayed at the Luo family obediently and did not go anywhere.

Of course, he was not idle. He found the craftsmen of the Luo family and ordered some strange things, such as ceramic tubes and some strange jars, which were used to purify high-concentration alcohol.

He turned around and instructed Gu Banxia, ​​Kong Chan and several maids to pick a lot of mint leaves, flower petals and the like to dry in the shade, but no one knew what they were going to do with them.

He also asked Luo Tianyang to get a lot of fireworks and firecrackers, thinking that his brother-in-law wanted to play with fireworks. However, his brother-in-law just took apart the fireworks, poured out some black-brown powder from it, took a look at it, and threw it aside with disgust.

He also asked people to find a lot of saltpeter, rock yellow and charcoal, but no one knew what he wanted to do with it.

I've heard for a long time that my brother-in-law has been imprisoned for many years and has some mental problems, sometimes getting better and sometimes not. Now it seems to be true.

Even Luo Yuheng couldn't help but worry. It is said that a doctor cannot treat himself. Poor Song Yan has all the medical skills, but he has no way to treat his brain disease. It is really pitiful.

Song Yan naturally didn't care about these rumors.

The last time I went to Songzhou, I offended Fang Jun. The Fang family is not someone to be trifled with, not to mention the three brothers of the Song family. Although it felt good to beat Song Lu, there was no guarantee that they wouldn't attack me behind my back.

Staying in the Luo family, with his sister-in-law protecting him, there is naturally no problem, but as a brother-in-law, he cannot tie his sister-in-law to his side all the time.

After all, you have to prepare some gadgets for self-defense... They are really just gadgets to scare people.

All that's missing now are sugar and eggs. And, let's prepare some rusty iron sheets.

Time passed day by day, and before I knew it, it was time to return home on the seventh day.

Early in the morning, Luo Yuheng called Song Yan over. Seeing Song Yan's white face, she felt relieved. She looked much better than when she first married into the Luo family.

"This is the return gift I prepared for you. See if there's anything missing." Handing the gift list to Song Yan, Luo Yuheng said softly.

Although Luo Yuheng was very angry about the dowry that day, she still gave Song Yan face and prepared the return gift quite well. Even though it was not as good as the betrothal gift, it was still worth 18,000 taels.

Song Yan took a look and handed the gift list back: "We have everything we need, except for people..."

"People?" Luo Yuheng was stunned.

Song Yan nodded: "Well, we are short of people, and the things on the gift list are useless. Let's carry the dowry sent by the Song family back."

Luo Yuheng's expression changed: "Is this appropriate?"

"I think it's quite suitable." Song Yan smiled.

This is not returning the favor, this is making an enemy.

However, this style is quite to Luo Yuheng's liking.

"We need to bring more people, otherwise we'll be at a disadvantage in a fight. Tianyi, you should go too."

"By the way, go to the backyard and invite Taoist Master Yushuang."

In this way, even if a fight breaks out, I won’t suffer any loss.

She, Luo Yuheng, eats everything but never suffers any loss.

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