Madam, don't do this!

Chapter 4 Sister-in-law and Brother-in-law
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Storms in all directions!

Nine-turn corridor!

Ten Heavenly Palaces!

Just flipping through it casually, Song Yan had a frown on his forehead.

He originally thought that this "Hundred Flowers Treasure Mirror" might be a collection of poems left by some literati, so it was given such an elegant name. Who would have thought that it was actually a pornographic book introducing women's physique?
It really is a hundred flowers?

Song Yan had the urge to tear this thing into pieces on the spot.

In the end I couldn't bear to do it.

After all, this thing looks quite old. What if it is an antique? We cannot destroy ancient books at will. That is not good.

Speaking of which, according to the introduction above, this "Hundred Flowers Treasure Mirror" is indeed a martial arts secret book.

There were also some simple drawings, which were only a few strokes, but were lifelike, simple and clear. Most of them were of various postures, and there were also a few patterns that specifically depicted the various acupoints of the human body. Song Yan did not seek to understand them in detail, and flipped through the pages roughly. This should be a secret book of dual cultivation, which nourished the yin and yang energy during the intercourse between men and women, and used the yin and yang energy to transform internal breath, and used internal force to strengthen the body and temper the muscles, bones, skin and flesh.

There are no such things as tricks or light skills.

He had a good memory, and even though he just glanced through it briefly, he remembered most of it. He looked up at the door, then quickly wrapped the Hundred Flowers Treasure Mirror in a rag and buried it under the floor tiles again.

There was no way. Although it was a martial arts secret book, he couldn't practice it now. After all, he couldn't generate the power of yin and yang with his right hand alone.

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The magnificent mansion is definitely the most luxurious in Ningping County.

This is Luo Mansion.

Luo Yuheng loved luxury. Even when he was demoted to a small county town to suffer, he still wanted to build the most luxurious mansion for himself.

It was rumored that Luo Yuheng was competing with Emperor Ning, and wanted to tell him that even if she left Kyoto and lost her status as the eldest princess, she could still live a good life.

Doing whatever he can to annoy Emperor Ning is very consistent with Luo Yuheng's character.

In the study, the air is filled with fragrance.

Various books are displayed in the two rows of carved bookcases, including some ancient and rare ones. The calligraphy and paintings hanging on the walls and the porcelain placed on the cabinets are mostly from famous artists.

There are more female members in the Luo family's inner house, and generally no outsiders are allowed to enter. Even the servants are mostly women. But at this moment, there is a middle-aged man in gorgeous clothes, sitting at the desk, holding an ancient book in his hands and reading it intently. He is the only one in the entire study, and except for the occasional sound of turning pages, the atmosphere is unusually quiet.

Perhaps tired from reading, the middle-aged man closed the book, rubbed his temple, and said calmly: "How's the investigation going on with that person?"

Three breaths later, a disembodied voice came from behind the bookshelf. The voice was old and hoarse, not like that of a normal person:
"Song Yan is the ninth son of Duke Song Hongtao, but actually the thirteenth. Before Song Yan, four of his illegitimate sons died young."

"On the sixteenth of February, he was a brilliant young man, but was later imprisoned in the backyard of Duke Song's mansion for nine years. During those nine years, Yang poisoned him six times. Five of them were slow poisons, but they had little effect. One was a strong poison, but his mother risked her life to stop him. After his mother's death, he became more cautious. Yang tried to arrange for his confidants to beat him to death three times, but each attempt was foiled. It wasn't until Miss Tianxuan's condition became more serious and rumors spread that Yang wanted to use this child to replace Song Zhen that she temporarily gave up the idea of ​​getting rid of Song Yan. The day before yesterday, he was allowed to leave the mansion to pay tribute to his biological mother, but he did not go to the mass grave. Instead, he prepared to leave Ningping County."

"It was later found by a servant of the Duke of Song's mansion. Seven corpses of Japanese pirates were found nearby. They were all killed with a single strike. The perpetrator must have been at least an eighth-rank warrior."

"Song Yan killed him?" The middle-aged man frowned.

"No." The hoarse, old voice lacked any emotion. "I have observed this boy closely, and he has never entered the martial arts world."

"In that case, there's nothing wrong with his origins and background." The middle-aged man's expression eased slightly. "He's a man of great fortune. If I can wash away Xuan'er's illness, what's the harm in giving him a lifetime of wealth and prosperity?"

Being able to survive six poisonings and three attacks is indeed a great blessing.

"When the three young masters and Miss Tianyi left the Duke's Mansion, this guy took out some medicine, saying it could cure tuberculosis."

If Song Yan were here, he would definitely be scared to death. This old man knew Song Yan better than he knew himself. Song Yan had forgotten some things, but this old man knew them like the back of his hand. He even knew exactly what had just happened in front of the Duke Song's mansion. He was simply a monster.

The middle-aged man's calm face suddenly showed a ripple: "Really?"

"The Third Young Master even made a bet with him that if he could really cure tuberculosis, he would stand upside down and eat... three pounds of feces!"

"Uh..." The middle-aged man's voice was stuck in his throat. Looking closely, his face was even a little red, as if he was a little ashamed. His eyes were wandering, and he coughed twice in embarrassment. "Well, Tianyang is kind-hearted, honest and simple, so it's not... not surprising."

What a lousy thing.

After a pause, the middle-aged man spoke again: "Do you think that... medicine can really cure tuberculosis?"

Footsteps were heard outside the door, and the old man's presence gradually faded. Before long, the door was pushed open, revealing a voluptuous figure in a loose white dress, which was only slightly cinched at the waist, outlining a seductive curve. Her skin was white and delicate, and her face was as beautiful as a flower. She looked to be about thirty years old, but she had a pair of watery almond-shaped eyes, and her gaze was full of charm.

This beautiful woman is none other than Luo Yuheng, the mother of the three sons and four daughters of the Luo family, and also Song Yan’s future mother-in-law.

The middle-aged man asked, "How is Xuan'er?"

"Not very good." Luo Yuheng sighed and said slowly, his brows full of fatigue and haggardness: "Divine Doctor Sun said that it happened in the past few months."

Looking at Luo Tianxuan's appearance, the middle-aged man felt a little distressed: "You have suffered a lot over the years."

"It's not bitter at all." Luo Yuheng pinched the soft flesh on his waist. "Far away from Kyoto, there aren't so many troubles. I eat well, sleep well, and even gain weight."

"It's better to be a little fatter. You were just too thin before."

The two men spoke in a very casual manner, and the middle-aged man was even more doting on Luo Yuheng. If the beheaded prince consort knew about this, he would probably wonder if there was a green veil on his head.

As they were talking, the sound of several chaotic footsteps could be heard outside. Not long after, there was a knock on the door: "Mother..."

"Come in." Luo Yuheng also put away his mischievousness and his expression regained its dignity.

The three sons of the Luo family and Luo Tianyi filed in. Though they frowned slightly at the sudden appearance of the middle-aged man, they remained silent. Luo Tianshu recounted everything that had transpired at the Duke of Song's mansion today, including the bet between Luo San and Song Yan. Luo Yuheng's expression gradually darkened.

Her eyebrows were raised and her eyes were cold, obviously she was very dissatisfied with the Song family's behavior.

Luo Tianyi said: "Mother, that medicine..."

"Huh..." Luo Yuheng exhaled heavily: "Bring it up."

Luo Tianyi took out a silk handkerchief from her bosom and opened it. Nine white tablets lay quietly inside. Luo Yuheng looked at these strange pills with a strange expression on his face. He even picked one up and sniffed it before handing it to the middle-aged man next to him. The man took a look and shook his head slightly: "I've never seen such a strange medicine."

Could it be just a ball of flour?

But flour is not this white.

The flour-grinding technology of that era was backward, and the flour produced was dark brown in color, not as pure, dense and delicate as these tablets.

Luo Yuheng frowned slightly and said, "No matter what, it never hurts to give it a try. Xuan'er, haven't you tried all kinds of prescriptions over the years? However, it's not easy to find someone with tuberculosis at the moment."

The middle-aged man nodded: "I'll arrange it."

The third son of the Luo family and Luo Tianyi also left temporarily. Luo Yuheng inadvertently saw Luo Tianyi's back. Her small and perky buttocks were twisting and turning, and her long legs always moved in an unnatural manner, as if they could not close.

Luo Yuheng's expression changed slightly. As someone who had experienced this, she certainly knew under what circumstances a woman would undergo such a change, unless her virginity was broken... Then, Luo Yuheng shook her head and laughed. This was impossible.

What kind of personality does his second daughter have? She's like a thousand-year-old block of ice. Her figure and appearance are impeccable, but she has no interest in men. Although Luo Yuheng once introduced some young talents to Luo Tianyi to see if he could make this ice lump open up.

As a result, Luo Tianyi swung his sword, and the sword energy passed through the forehead of the young talent, cutting off several hairs and splitting the two-person-high rockery behind him. At that moment, the young talent immediately smiled and said that he had twenty-eight mistresses in the brothel, and he also liked other people's wives. He had no talent and no virtue, and was not a good match.

As a result, Luo Tianyi is now eighteen years old and still unmarried. In Ningguo, there are very few girls who are still unmarried at the age of eighteen.

Perhaps, there was just a small problem in the practice, or it could be that the menstrual period came early. As a woman, there are always a few days of discomfort every month.

If my daughter is really interested in a man, she would be as weak as a sow climbing a tree.

As he was thinking this, there was suddenly a noise in the yard. Luo Yuheng subconsciously looked over there, and saw several servants chasing a fat and strong sow with a shiny black body. Probably knowing that she was going to be slaughtered, the sow used up her brute force and rushed straight to a big tree as thick as a bowl. With all four hooves moving, she slammed her head into the tree trunk. With a snap, the trunk broke, and her fat body burrowed into the branches and leaves, refusing to come out.

In an instant, Luo Yuheng opened his mouth slightly and his eyelids twitched:

Does this count as a sow climbing a tree?

Could it be that Tianyi really has a man she likes?
For a moment, Luo Yuheng's gossipy heart was burning, and she felt a strong curiosity in her heart. She didn't know what kind of man could make Tianyi, such an ice-cold person, fall in love with him.

She even had the urge to burst into tears. Now she didn't have to worry about her second daughter not being able to get married. She decided that as long as the man Luo Tianyi liked, she would agree even if he was a beggar on the street, as long as she could get married.

Ah, that Song Yan didn’t work out.

After all, he is very likely Tianyi's future brother-in-law. It would be a sin for a sister-in-law to fall in love with her brother-in-law!

Here is the second chapter. Six thousand words were updated today.

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