Cang's Ramblings

Chapter 223 222. Comments on "I Don't Really Want to Cause Trouble"

Today I would like to recommend to you a new book by a suspense master.

"I Don't Really Want to Cause Trouble", author: Zuo Duanshou, level 5 author.

Category: Suspense-Wonderful World.

【Introduction】

The mountains are poor and the water is bad, it is gloomy and scary.

Demons are lurking here, no one is allowed to enter.

Ding: Three miles ahead, there is a corpse underground that has not decayed for a thousand years. If you provoke it, you will get a bronze head, iron arms and a diamond body.

Hearing the prompt tone, Liukin expressed helplessness.

Brother Corpse, I really don’t want to cause trouble, but my system is so mean, there’s nothing I can do about it.

【Golden Ten Chapters】

Chapter One: Bullied to tears. Liu Jin, a delivery boy, went to the park for a blind date with his niece, but waited an hour for no one. Bored to death, his system chimed, specifically designed to provoke ghosts. He spotted his target in the pool ahead. His stone-throwing technique was a masterful one, hitting every water ghost, yet he proved completely helpless. The protagonist successfully mastered the art of water control.

Chapter 2: Bullying Frustrated. The water ghost cries from being bullied. The protagonist, seeking to control water, continues to throw stones at her to gain experience points. This ultimately forces her to transform into a demonic spirit, which then drags her directly into the water. The water ghost is now even more helpless. The protagonist, empowered by the water control technique, surpasses her underwater prowess. Finally, the water ghost dissipates into the mud, unable to emerge.

Chapter 3: Please Call Me Aquaman. The girl he was supposed to meet for a blind date arrived late, and the protagonist climbed out of the lake. She thought he looked unattractive, and the relationship ended. Returning home that evening, the protagonist felt a growing sense of unease, so he headed to Mochou Lake in the suburbs and spent the entire night testing himself, finally gaining a detailed understanding of his water control abilities. A real-life Aquaman.

Chapter 4: Do you have money? If you do, I'll help you. The protagonist sleeps through the night, his delivery career over. He checks his phone about shipwreck salvage and discovers it's illegal. He practiced water control all night, just to be able to salvage it in the future. He goes to the artificial lake to relax, waits for the ghost girl to return, and then forces her to talk about life.

Chapter 5: Speak of the devil, and he will appear. To make a living, the protagonist decides to help a female ghost find her mother. He dives into the lake, knocks off a stone used to sink corpses, and places it in a vase. As he boards the train with the flowerpot, he encounters two monks who immediately recognize the protagonist as possessing something unclean.

Chapter 6: A Happy Collaboration. The protagonist and the senior monk have agreed to help the deceased souls, but unexpectedly, the younger monk accompanying them is also a master, and even has his share of misfortunes. The protagonist is his destined partner. When he arrives at the water ghost's hometown, the village has changed significantly, but he still finds her home.

Chapter 7: Black-hearted businessmen are transformed step by step. The water ghost successfully met his mother and sister, which was considered a wish come true. The protagonist also mentioned in due course that this trip was a paid service, and the subsequent reincarnation service was also charged. The other party wanted to choose a high-level reincarnation, but unfortunately the protagonist did not have that ability.

Chapter 8, the second mountain gate of trade. The transaction was completed. The water ghost's sister transferred 20,000 yuan. After a long hesitation, the protagonist transferred 10,000 yuan back. Because the heart of Taoism is unbreakable. Arriving in the city, he wandered around the park, hoping to pick up a few more orders so that he could earn extra money when he went to the old monk to pray for the souls of the deceased.

Chapter 9: Pissed Off. This is a hanged ghost. To tease him, the protagonist starts chanting the Great Compassion Mantra at full volume. The system prompts him to begin gaining the ability to hold his breath, which is actually a form of martial arts. He keeps teasing him, and he gets him pissed off. The crooked tree is full of hanged ghosts.

Chapter 10: The Masterful Old Man. The protagonist is surrounded by a group of hanged ghosts and in dire straits. Fortunately, a masterful old man comes to the rescue and orders the female hanged ghost to release the protagonist. Upon learning that the protagonist intends to take the female hanged ghost to a Zen master for salvation, the old man lets go of his grievances. Instead, at the protagonist's insistence, the two of them go to a restaurant and set up a table for a proper dinner.

【Brief Comment】

About the Author

Zuo Duanshou, a level 5 author, is the author of "System for Helping Spirits for Fun" (191 million words, completed on October 26, 2018).

The eunuchs are as follows:

1、《撞灵就超神》（104万字，2019年6月19日烂尾）
2、《我才是幕后大佬》（39万字，2019年11月26日太监）
3、《魔王的黑科技》（7.55万字，2019年11月30日太监）
4、《我是人间第一仙》（6.98万字，2019年12月25日太监）
5、《有本事你打我呀》（3.7万字，2020年2月1日太监）
6、《请叫我圣母》（1.1万字，2020年2月6日太监）
7、《我是你的粉丝啊大佬》（5.47万字，2020年3月7日太监）
8、《我是三界代理商》（7.55万字，2020年5月7日太监）
New book situation:

"I Don't Really Want to Cause Trouble" (published on May 13, 2020), it has been 16 days since the book was published, and the collection is only 1471, so the prospects are still worrying.

summary of the story
The story is a relatively joyful suspense article.

The protagonist was originally just an ordinary takeaway boy, but he accidentally obtained a ghost-catching system, which allowed him to gain some extraordinary abilities and mental skills. Judging from the water ghosts and the hanged ghost king he encountered, they were definitely ferocious, but their IQ was still not as gifted as the protagonist.

Therefore, the story later in the book should also be about the protagonist using various methods to provoke ghosts along the way and finally becoming a great suspense master in the world.

The premise is that it can develop to that stage.

Character characteristics
The protagonist is a mantis shrimp, who is bold and reckless and whose brain may be shaking at any time.

There's no way. We were too poor before. It's hard to be a man without money.

With the system, he has many good ways to make money, but he still follows his heart and refuses to take any extra money.

Not a bad person, I guess.

Style characteristics
Nonsense, spoof, and forced greatness and justice.

In order to increase the survival rate of this book, the author occasionally shouts a few slogans.

But I really don’t know whether the books he had previously abandoned were caused by the attack of the divine beast or because he himself cut off his tail.

The only thing that is certain is that those two books were obviously very short, but they were marked as completed. It was definitely due to personal reasons.

Not to mention the other six books with less than 100,000 words, it can only be the author's problem.

Therefore, his new book will only be on the recommended list for a few more rounds, and it may not see the light of day next week.

【to sum up】

Writing is not easy, so cherish every moment!

I’m Cang Yiwei, and I’m here to promote “Cang’s Ramblings”!
Welcome to the paradise of book reviews.

【Cang's Ramblings】

The reason why I want to introduce this short and weak work to you is not only because the book itself has a lot of fun and topics, but also because it wants to add some experience to my book promotion career.

Recently, I accidentally added a small label to myself: the fifth poisonous milk of Qidian.

Originally there were only four poisonous milks: Lily Sister, Big Eyeball, Squid, and Milk Knight.

But considering Mr. Jin's reputation as "Eastern Evil, West Poison, Southern Emperor, Northern Beggar, and Central Divine Power", I am willing to step forward and become the "Fifth Poison Milk of Qidian".

Moreover, it is the "middle divine power".

Because the Old Boy's "double-handed fighting technique" is really a magical skill.

Just like this short story of ours, someone previously commented on it as a "stand-up comedy".

Is this a compliment?
Alas, it is so difficult for me!

I don't want to cross the border~
(End of this chapter)