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Chapter 242 241. Comments on "I Really Don't Want to Win Without Doing Anything"

What I recommend to you today is a novel about winning without doing anything.

"I Really Don't Want to Win Without Anything", author: Taibai Cat, level 5 author.

Category: Urban-Urban Life.

【Introduction】

When Xu Mang was about to make an effort, the heavens found him. However, Xu Mang let out a very smelly fart, and the heavens were driven away by it.
From then on, Xu Mang's life was all about winning without doing anything.
Sleep in Chinese class to unlock Chinese language skills!
Sleep in math class to unlock math skills!
Stay in bed longer in the morning and unlock the skill of staying in bed longer!
In short, when Xu Mang planned to lie down, the whole world would make way for him.

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This is a light-hearted, joyful and hilarious story about a poor student who, after binding himself to the "lying down to win" system, slowly lies his way to the peak of his life.

【Golden Ten Chapters】

Chapter One: The System Accidentally Injured. The protagonist, Xu Mang, a natural underachiever, stumbles upon a system that befalls him but fails to capitalize on it. The system is merciful, enabling him to "Lie Down and Win." He doesn't need to do anything, just lie back and wait for his skills to automatically unlock.

Chapter 2: Routine, this is a routine. Just after English class, the English teacher reappears, saying the history teacher has diarrhea, and then begins a quiz. The protagonist, of course, knows nothing, but the system has a task. He redeems points for answering one question correctly. When he learns that a perfect score only amounts to that few points, he feels like he's been tricked by the system. Later, when he goes to the cafeteria, there's only soup, but he's earned the skill to make it through his own skill.

Chapter Three: The parents' future plans. Three and a half hours of evening study finally drew to a close, and the petty academic master insisted on making a few remarks to annoy the protagonist. But he was right, and the protagonist happily returned home, only to face the nightmare of a sugar-coated red-heart egg. After a self-numbing session, he ate one, and his mother brought him two more, adding American ginseng. The key point: you never add sugar to these eggs.

Chapter 4: Passing the Test. The protagonist's attempts to stay in bed failed, his feigning illness failed, and he went to school in a miserable state. On the bus, he met a seemingly average-looking female student, but his attempts to flirt with her failed. The student flatly refused to date him. This was quite hurtful; who would want to date you? This morning was all English, and with another exam coming up, the protagonist, frustrated, decided to sleep in enough to earn enough points before taking the test.

Chapter 5: The Man Who Passed. The protagonist finally passed the exam thanks to the system, but was summoned to the teacher's office for a long interrogation. He had no choice but to confess that he had guessed, a brilliant guess that even fooled the teacher. Later, in politics class, he was again stumped by the teacher's question: "Thinking about politics from an economic perspective?"
Chapter 6: A Hardcore Answer. The protagonist spent 50 points to answer the teacher's question, simply to silence the mocking classmates. He compared and analyzed the relationship between Chinese and Western ideologies and economic organizations, his theoretical depth even surpassing the teacher's. Unfortunately, the protagonist's attempt to break free from the persona imposed by his classmates still requires a long road ahead.

Chapter 7: Carrying a glorious and great mission. The protagonist is not only a terrible student, but also has terrible relationships with his classmates. No one wakes him up at lunchtime. Even if he eats bread and milk, the student union will find him eating while walking and deduct points. He is actually responsible for changing the water for the class because he is closest to the bucket. Every time he changes the water, his meal card is lost. It's really miserable.

Chapter 8: The Mysterious Transfer Student. The protagonist wakes up early every day and manages to swindle 500 yuan from his dad for breakfast. He's munching on a large meat bun at the school gate when he accidentally sprays the juice on the transfer student's head. He quickly runs off; the transfer student doesn't arrive until the afternoon and takes the seat right in front of the protagonist. Awkward conversation begins.

Chapter 9: A Warm Heart. The protagonist confronts transfer student Yang Xiaoman about her height, earning a furious scolding. He's about to be kicked out of the classroom, but the teacher takes pity and calls him back. At dinnertime, Yang Xiaoman buys the protagonist's meal. The protagonist unlocks the "Starvation" skill.

Chapter 10: I Want to Study. Yang Xiaoman is a top student, so naturally some people are drawn to her, but others are left behind. The milk tea the person bought ends up in the protagonist's stomach, but he returns the cup. There's a make-up class on Saturday, and the protagonist is excluded, but the system requires a comprehensive score of 250. With no time to study, he insists on attending the make-up class.

【Brief Comment】

About the Author

Taibai Mao, a level 5 author, is the author of "Being a Writer in Azeroth", "Reporting the Devil", and "I Really Don't Want to Win Without Effort".

The first two books cannot be opened in the web version, which is inexplicably funny.

summary of the story
The story mainly tells the story of Xu Mang, a cancer patient who accidentally gains the favor of the system, but misses the opportunity. The system takes pity on him and reactivates a "Lie Down and Win" system, which allows him to earn points by sleeping, and he must not actively study.

His points kept increasing, but he never added any points to his "intelligence", and he always played the role of the dumbest student in the class.

Until the appearance of the heroine Yang Xiaoman, this cute girl who was only 16 years old and only 140 cm tall was driven crazy several times by the protagonist's venomous snake.

But the two lonely souls finally collided with each other, and the lovers finally got married.

Especially when the protagonist went to participate in "Super Brain" and faced the three young masters of Beijing in the finals, Yang Xiaoman, who was off-screen, was cheated out of a lot of money in order to vote for the protagonist. But the protagonist Shanren had his own clever plan and pressed the three young masters of Beijing to the ground with a wave of tricks.

In the latest plot, the protagonist has completely gotten rid of his academic cancer identity and become the greatest mathematician and physicist of the time, no, the God of Physics.

He identified where the error occurred in the experimental data and was able to modify the data within two hours to ensure the successful completion of the experiment.

This is the posture that defies the heavens!

personal characteristics
The protagonist Xu Mang is a bit reckless, a reckless man who deliberately does not understand love.

He doesn't need love either. It's good to be free and alone.

He doesn't need to study. At worst, he can go home and inherit the inexhaustible family fortune.

But the system didn't allow it, so he had to upgrade while sleeping.

He has a very sharp tongue and is always quick to criticize anyone he meets. He has superb acting skills and terrifying strength. There is no one he cannot provoke, and no one he cannot boast about.

There is always a nemesis for every thing, and the cute loli Yang Xiaoman is his natural enemy.

Style characteristics
The style is absolutely ridiculous, nonsensical, hilarious, outrageous, and brainless. It is the style I finally found after searching for half a year.

No sand sculptures, no joy.

The last time I saw a work with such a distinctive style was in "Player Fierce".

So, my friends, if your life is too boring, please read this book.

【to sum up】

Writing is not easy, so cherish every moment!

I’m Cang Yiwei, and I’m here to promote “Cang’s Ramblings”!
Welcome to the paradise of book reviews.

【Cang's Ramblings】

Alas, I accidentally read a few more chapters.

I have broken the precepts and I am worried!

I want to be a top student, and I also want to be a fool. I cannot have both, so I would rather be a top student and choose a fool.

Cute loli, win by doing nothing system, earn points while sleeping, cheat without thinking, and soar to the sky.

These are nothing. Arguing with people is the strongest attribute of this book.

In short, this book is extremely exciting and very different from the previous academic-level books. It is more interesting than any other book. If you don't agree, go find Xu Mang and argue with him.

Finally, due to space limitations, I’ll stop here!
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