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Chapter 114 Guan Yu, the Martial Soul Superman, Transforms!
The director of "King of Beasts" is named Che Xiao.

Graduated from the Directing Department of Yanying Academy in 03.

After graduating, I spent a month or two in Beijing, but eventually I couldn't make it there, so I went back to my hometown and found a job in advertising and media.

I never expected to receive a call from Yanjing on my very first day at work.

The stranger on the other end of the phone briefly inquired about his current situation, then inexplicably transferred 1,000 yuan to his bank card and left a message.

"Here's a thousand yuan for your travel expenses. Come with me, and if you pass the interview, we'll arrange for you to film a movie... No social insurance or housing fund, but you'll get three meals a day plus bonuses... plus a share of the movie's box office!"

When I received this call...

He was completely stunned!
Damn it!
Are you asking me, a director who has never made a film before, to make a film?
Are you sure it's not a joke?

Wait, The King of Beasts?
Is this even a proper movie?
With these doubts in mind, Che Xiao finally made a trip to Yanjing, and then, to her shock, discovered...

Oh shit!

It was Zhou Yang who called him!
This is Zhou Yang, who once directed "The Longest Nite: Reboot" and "The Haunted Village"!

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"Iced Coke is here!"

"Just leave it here, thank you."

"Okay! Director Che, is there anything else scheduled for later?"

"Not at the moment..."

"Okay, call me if you need anything."

"it is good!"

[Huaying International]

Sweating profusely, Che Xiao led her staff, pushing a cart with the "Bingbing Yang Kele" brand on it, to a corner of "Huaying International" and placed it there.

The staff of 【Bingbing Yangkele】 showed Che Xiao a grateful smile.

Che Xiao counted the number of Cokes, finally signed the order, and then walked towards the screening room.

At this very moment, Luo Hongming, the owner of [Bingbing Yang Cola], is standing at the edge of the screening room, staring intently at the movie!

【Bingbingyang Cola】is a domestic cola brand established last year in Che Xiao’s hometown.

Because of Coca-Cola's sweeping success in China, a food company in my hometown of Fengyang saw the great potential of the beverage industry and thus established the brand.

In reality, the taste of "Bingbing Yang Kele" is just so-so, and the ingredients are very simple—it's just sugar water with carbon dioxide...

Last year, sales were dismal, but the owner, Luo Hongming, remained confident that he could make a name for himself. Instead of discontinuing the "Bingbingyang" brand, he increased investment and planned to launch an advertising campaign…

As luck would have it, they found the advertising company where Che Xiao worked and assigned her to design advertisements.

When Luo Hongming heard that Che Xiao was about to go to Yanjing to film a movie while he was halfway through the design, he immediately seized the fleeting business opportunity and excitedly followed Che Xiao to Yanjing.

He thought he was just trying his luck to see if there was any business opportunity, but unexpectedly, he got incredibly lucky and bumped into Zhou Yang, a big fish!

In the end, Luo Hongming was overjoyed!
Upon hearing that President Zhou was going to make a new movie, Luo Hongming immediately said that he would spend 200,000 yuan to grab an advertising spot in the new movie!
then!

Even more fortunately!
When filming officially began, he discovered that his brand was actually the only advertising endorsement for "King of the Beasts".

Moreover, the frequency of the implantation made him feel as if his ancestral graves were emitting auspicious smoke!

That's so incredibly generous!

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"bring it on!"

"Destroy the Earth!"

"From now on, there will be no more humans like you!"

"Glasra, destroy them!"

"Oh, hahaha!"

Movie quotes!
How embarrassing!
In particular, the villain would occasionally let out a strange laugh.

Adults who see this will feel so embarrassed that their scalp tingles, their anus tightens, and their toes dig into the ground, wishing they could dig out a three-bedroom, two-living room house with their big toes!

The special effects are very rough!
How rough is it?

After watching "King of the Monsters" next door, and then watching "King of the Beasts," countless adults have only one thought!
What the hell is this thing?!

Calling it a five-cent special effect is being incredibly polite. More importantly, the houses, bridges, and other props in this movie practically scream "cheap" on camera!

These are counterfeit and substandard products...

And, more importantly!

"If I remember correctly, this laser effect is from the main character's red eyes in [The Disguiser: Reboot], and the laser beam was directly reused after re-editing. Even many of the explosions were directly spliced ​​together from footage in [The Disguiser: Reboot]?"

In the screening room.

Film critic Liu Jiasheng overheard an adult next door staring intently at the screen, seemingly bewildered and filled with self-doubt.

Liu Jiasheng swallowed hard.

If "King of the Monsters" shocked him, then "King of the Beasts" delivered an even stronger sensory shock!

One is in terms of special effects!
One is that it is crudely made, and the cost-saving measures have been taken to the extreme, to the point that it can be described as brutal!

He even suspected that this lousy movie didn't even cost 10 yuan to make!

He finally suppressed his complicated emotions and stared intently at the big screen!
On the screen!
The 15-headed, imposing-looking Grassla charged madly into the city where the protagonist was... With extremely cheap special effects and five-cent explosions, it wreaked havoc on the city!
then……

Xiao Zhao's research institute developed a small pistol that could penetrate an alloy thirteen times harder than ordinary steel. Then, amidst a chorus of excited shouts that made everyone look like idiots, a group of members of the "Earth Defense Force," who appeared out of nowhere, excitedly took the pistols and, without saying a word, first performed a ridiculous dance that made everyone's head spin!
Immediately afterwards, the captain looked like he was ready to die, which was truly awe-inspiring!

Liu Jiasheng looks somewhat familiar with the actor who plays the captain!
Upon closer inspection, isn't that Chen Jianfeng?
But that's not the most important thing. The most important thing is that the captain said a few words about protecting the Earth in front of everyone, and then he made a cool close-up shot, striking a close-up pose like an Earth defense team member, and put on his helmet!
and many more!

The helmets worn by these defense team members are, damn it, electric scooter helmets with a water pipe stuck on them!
Damn it, can you be any more serious?

Why don't you just wrap a layer of paper around the helmet? Or buy a better helmet?

Nima!

What's the meaning of your cheap, secondhand-looking motorcycle helmet?
"The Reboot" and "The Village Corpse" earned you tens of millions!

Couldn't you have put a little more thought into these props?
What's even more outrageous is that one of the defense team members, Er Lengzi, for some reason, wore a helmet that didn't fit his head shape, making him look like a big-headed doll!
Do you think this is the limit?

Do not!
This movie's lowest point will always exceed your imagination!
They pulled out their newly developed, supposedly invincible pistol weapon and charged at the monster!

wrong!

and many more!

Liu Jiasheng rubbed his eyes, which were so wide they were about to burst, staring intently at the so-called "special material that is harder than steel".

Damn, if Liu Jiasheng isn't blind, this pistol must be one of those water guns that kids buy!

Don't tell me!
The thing that's harder than steel is actually plastic?
Oh shit!

How low do I have to go to accept such an insane setting?!
Liu Jiasheng's breath hitched slightly when he saw this scene!
Then, he saw the actor playing the captain of the "Earth Defense Force," and Ding Rong suddenly seemed to have taken some kind of madness drug...

"I must find the monster's weakness!"

"We can't back down anymore!"

"give it to me!"

"I want to protect the Earth!"

"..."

Liu Jiasheng didn't know how this brain hemorrhage plot was written. Anyway, the group was fighting the monster just fine when the crazy captain struck a cool pose, bravely bypassed the cover and the main force, and pulled out a water gun to spray the monster with water like crazy!

They even gave him a close-up of his face!
I thought it was going to be a scene of the protagonist unleashing his fury, but his cool moment lasted only three seconds before he stupidly got stomped on by the enraged monster...

Upon seeing this plot, Liu Jiasheng kept scratching his head.

What merit does he have to witness such a magnificent plot!

In that instant, his blood pressure spiked rapidly, and he even felt a sudden darkness before his eyes, initially thinking it was an illusion.

But when he saw the movie, he really felt a wave of dizziness!
Yes!

Whether it was to save money or to extend the runtime, the entire screen went black during the movie!
Then, the climax of the entire movie arrived!
"Warriors who protect the Earth!"

"The Earth is facing unprecedented darkness!"

"but!"

"The flame of the Martial Soul will never be extinguished!"

"The martial spirit power inherited for thousands of years will transform into energy and surge into your body!"

"The flame of faith of the ancient warriors will never be extinguished!"

"..."

After a long, dry incantation.

The screen gradually lit up!

What did Liu Jiasheng see?
Upon seeing the blind sculptor, Old Zhao, it was as if they had heard some kind of call, and they completely defied gravity and suddenly took flight!

Then, he held the newly carved Guan Gong statue in a sacred manner!
The statue of Guan Gong trembled violently, and then suddenly burst forth with energy, piercing towards the Grassra that had crushed the protagonist, causing it to take a step back!
Then, the old man floated to the side of the protagonist, and the Guan Gong statue shook violently, eventually transforming into a transformation device!

It floated towards the protagonist who had awakened from his coma!
"This is the gift of courage!"

"Indeed, it is the flame of faith from the ancient warriors!"

"The power of Guan Yu, the Martial Saint of China!"

"start up!"

What a ridiculous plot!
This caused Liu Jiasheng's cerebellum to shrink again!
but……

"I'm coming!"

"Wow!"

"Martial Soul Inheritance, so amazing! It's incredible, ahhhhhh!"

"Guan Yu is awesome!"

"so amazing!"

"My God!"

"He's about to transform!"

"Wow, it's starting! It's starting!"
"..."

The entire screening room...

The children's excited screams made Liu Jiasheng's eardrums ring!
He stared blankly at the screen!

(End of this chapter)