I'm just trying to ride the wave of popularity!

Chapter 33 Midnight Short Film!
"Fuck your grandpa!"

"Could your movie be any more outrageous?!"

"My grass!"

"You're still playing like this?!"

The screening room was sweltering.

As the grumbling figures stood up and left the screening room, the suffocating atmosphere gradually eased.

The old electric fan on the wall was blowing loudly...

On the big screen, the utterly terrible "masterpiece" "Sun Wukong vs. Superman 2" has finally come to an end amidst much anticipation.

On screen, Sun Wukong and the Chinese superhero Yan Shuangying fought against Ma Ge, the alien, for a long time, frantically repeating the same moves countless times...

Just when all the viewers, who were utterly shocked and dumbfounded, thought that this piece of "shit" movie was no longer torturous...

Suddenly, the two main characters are no match for the BOSS, Ma Ge, the alien.

Yes, without any warning, his combat power suddenly and inexplicably collapsed, and then, Brother Ma and Ma Xingren suddenly transformed!
Then, it transformed in the spacetime turbulence and was transported to the [Siling Auto Repair Shop], where it became a 97 minivan!
……

When I saw this van.

Li Dongqiang, who was carrying a camera, shuddered and his mind went blank. He stared dumbfounded at the large van in front of him!
Such an explosive scene!
After watching so many movies over the years...

Damn, this is the first time I've ever seen this!

But the most explosive thing is yet to come!

"Oh no! Ma Ge, the alien from the Ma planet, has taken control of Dr. Li Gang at our [Siling Auto Repair Shop] and is helping with upgrades and repairs!"

"not good!"

"Dr. Li Gang's repair skills are the best in the entire universe. We can't let him continue repairing it. If we do, this upgrade might be over!"

"Dr. Li Gang, wake up! Don't be manipulated!"

"..."

Li Dongqiang stared in disbelief as a mechanic suddenly appeared at the Siling Auto Repair Shop and got into the van!
Immediately afterwards...

Finally, there are no more repetitive editing moves!
but……

What did he see?
He saw the repaired van, which was actually heading straight for Yan Shuangying, the Chinese superhero!
Yes!

You are not mistaken!

Yan Shuangying, the Chinese superhero who can fly in the sky, swim on the ground, and withstand airplane bullets, was chased around by a van and fled in all directions, looking so pathetic that it was heartbreaking!
And that bizarre, repetitive editing is back again...

Li Dongqiang carefully counted the number of times Yan Shuangying, the Chinese superhero, was knocked away!
Fuck!
This time, we've broken the historical record!

A close-up shot of someone being knocked away was repeated eight times, and the shot of them falling to the ground was repeated eight times...

That's not the most crucial point!
Most importantly, what about Sun Wukong, who possesses the power to manifest in the universe and has seventy-two transformations? Didn't he initially fight on par with Superman?

Why is it missing?
Just as Li Dongqiang was completely bewildered...

The camera suddenly switched!

The scene switches to a close-up of [A Liang Fast Food Restaurant], and then, in shock, we see Sun Wukong wolfing down a meal from [A Liang Fast Food Restaurant]!

Yes!

You read that right. While Superman is working hard to save the world, Sun Wukong is slurping down a fast food meal!
Moreover, the scene of eating fast food was shown in close-up for about ten seconds...

"The world is running out of energy! If there is no energy, even Superman from China won't be able to defeat Alien Marco, and the world will be destroyed!"

"Great Sage, we need your supernatural powers to maintain the world's energy!"

"Yes, Great Sage, you are the bridge between the modern world and the ancient world; your body is the key!"

"Just keep absorbing energy!"

"The world can be saved!"

"..."

Upon seeing such a stilted explanation, Li Dongqiang felt like he almost fainted. Damn it, could your plot be any more stilted?

and!

The most outrageous is!

This outrageous movie, just to pad out the runtime and make up for the last ten minutes of saving the world, had Sun Wukong's action of picking up chopsticks while eating fast food repeated three times!
The action of eating the chicken leg was repeated four times, flipping it over and showing a very happy expression. Although it was not repeated, it was given an extremely long close-up!

I grass!

Seeing this, Li Dongqiang clenched his fists, his murderous intent rising!
then……

Damn it! Seeing how much Sun Wukong was enjoying his food, Li Dongqiang was getting hungry!
Hemp egg!

and many more!

Damn it, am I now agonizing over whether I'm hungry or not?
……

There are about 8 minutes left until the end of the movie!

That damn shot finally cut back!

Switching back to the [Siling Auto Repair Shop]...

Then, the background music suddenly turned somber, just like funeral music!
The Chinese superhero kept getting hit by the van, kept getting up, and then getting hit and falling down again...

As it kept crashing...

Suddenly the collision stopped!

Yes, without any reason or warning, the van suddenly stopped...

then!

"We must not give up!"

"We must save the Earth!"

“Save the world!”

"Save the smiles of all children!" "Cosmic Rays!"

With five minutes left in the movie, the Chinese superhero Yan Shuangying suddenly stood up, and then, inexplicably after a flash of white light, he inexplicably struck an extremely awkward pose, inexplicably shouted a line, and inexplicably the whole scene became awkwardly intense!

then……

What did Li Dongqiang see?
He saw this poor film crew!
Without money for special effects, they actually created a light effect by using the camera's lighting and shadows, plus a layer of plastic film and a mirror!
Even more outrageous is the film's incredibly exaggerated editing; if you look closely, you can even see someone pulling up a plastic sheet in the background...

Then, suddenly, a series of firecracker explosions began around the van...

then……

The movie screen suddenly went dark.

After using this gloomy scene for about ten seconds...

Suddenly a piece of text appeared...

"China's Superman has saved the Earth once again!"

....................................

???

In the screening room.

As the lights suddenly came on...

The cursing and swearing suddenly fell silent.

Only a third of the moviegoers remained in the theater, staring blankly at the word "END" on the big screen...

Then, he looked down again, glancing blankly at the handwritten ticket...

Almost everyone's mind goes blank for a brief moment!

where am I?
What did I see?
What am I doing here?
This is Superman 2...

This……

What the hell did I watch for 5 yuan?

Just at this time……

A few awkward claps came from not far away.

In a daze, everyone glanced in the direction of the applause, and then saw a few young men in the far corners, their faces flushed, clapping with forced enthusiasm.

Li Dongqiang was slightly startled!
Immediately afterwards...

I subconsciously looked in that direction.

If he wasn't mistaken, these young people were the main creative team behind this movie...

Looking at their utterly hopeless expressions, Li Dongqiang couldn't help but feel that these people had been forced into this situation.
Just at this time……

Everyone watched as a young man in a suit and gold-rimmed glasses silently walked onto the stage in the screening room.

then……

Look at everyone!

"Thank you all for the thunderous applause! The fans who came from afar were so incredibly enthusiastic!"

"No need for applause, thank you, thank you!"

"..."

A thunderous applause erupted.

Fuck!
Could you please have some shame?

Are you blind?

Besides yourselves clapping, look around, who else is clapping?

Everyone looks like they've eaten shit and feel really uncomfortable, okay?
When Li Dongqiang saw Zhou Yang wave his hand and look on with great anticipation, he felt somewhat spiritually corrupted!

"At the same time, I would also like to thank the children for their support!"

"Now, all parents with children, please go and get your free lollipops..."

"Other friends, please wait, there's a surprise!"

"..."

When the children saw the lollipops, they excitedly walked towards them, even when there were no children in the screening room.

Zhou Yang pushed up his glasses, looked at everyone, and lowered his voice.

Then, they had a staff member come up to each audience member and secretly show them a stack of movie tickets.

"I've been thinking about this for a long time down here, and I've discussed it with my team for a long time!"

"I have made a difficult decision, one that goes against the wishes of my ancestors..."

"next month……"

"Our cinema will be showing a private film that will excite men and make women blush..."

"The broadcast time is August 2nd, at 12 o'clock in the evening..."

"Starring a beautiful and innocent female college student..."

"The ticket price isn't expensive, only twenty yuan..."

"..."

???

The male viewers, who were initially stunned by this terrible movie, were slightly taken aback!
Then, they lowered their heads...

then!

Their bodies trembled!
What did they see?
They saw that the handwritten ticket clearly read "Lin Daiyu vs. Lu Zhishen"!

(End of this chapter)