I'm just trying to ride the wave of popularity!
Chapter 39 Invading Superman 2!
Chapter 39 Invading Superman 2!
What movie is this?
"I don't know, I've never heard of it..."
"Holy crap, 'Sun Wukong vs. Superman 2'? What is that? It's even more awesome than 'Superman 2'?"
"This movie, holy crap, is so brutal?"
"This……"
"These guys are incredibly audacious. They actually dare to provoke 'Superman 2' in public here. What is this if not a declaration of war?"
"..."
The sun at eight o'clock was bright and shining.
in the sun.
Countless media outlets and movie fans instinctively looked at the van not far away!
That van was very old and dilapidated...
The wheels were covered in rust, and there were cracks in the tires, clearly indicating that it was an antique.
On the roof of the van was a large speaker, which was playing a funeral-like background music on a loop while shouting "Good news, good news!" in a very loud voice, like a street vendor selling cabbages or a shopping mall promotion.
The area around the car door was covered with all sorts of messy promotional posters.
These posters feature Sun Wukong in a majestic and imposing pose...
There's a Superman with his face blurred out, looking incredibly powerful and majestic as he lifts an airplane with one hand...
Next to the poster, in the most prominent place, were various languages, including the universally understood title "Sun Wukong vs. Superman 2," as well as English, French, Japanese, and other versions...
Some posts even shamelessly stated: "[Slaying 'Superman 2,' a global sensation!"]
When I saw this line of text!
Everyone was stunned!
What exactly are these people doing?
Immediately afterwards, countless people rushed over with cameras and video recorders.
They keenly realized that big news was brewing!
..............................
"Can't you even start a fire?"
"There won't be a fight!"
"This……"
"Damn it, I knew it. You have to check things before driving a van..."
"Who knew it would turn out like this!"
"Don't open the windows, don't open the doors, we'll just stay here and wait for the repairs..."
"..."
Inside the van.
As more and more menacing security personnel and excited media rushed over, Shen Long and Shen Hu panicked instantly.
They huddled inside the van, trembling with fear, too afraid to come out.
The original plan was for them to drive around the Huaying International Cinema at this time to attract some attention...
If those people don't come over, they'll slow down; if they do rush over, they'll accelerate and run away!
We made full use of the strategy of "when the enemy retreats, we advance" and "when the enemy advances, we retreat" that President Zhou mentioned. This way, we could both promote the movie and attract some attention, while ensuring safety!
but……
Fuck!
Who would have thought that this car would break down here!
"Hello, what do you mean by this...?"
"Drive away right now!"
"Hello, we are reporters from [Southern Entertainment]. May we ask what kind of movie this is?"
"Hello, I am Lin Chong, a reporter from the Yanjing Film News. I would like to know, what brings you here?"
"Hello, I heard that [Washington Brothers] is very dissatisfied with not getting the rights to 'Superman 2'... Are you sent by [Washington Brothers]?"
"..."
Reporters swarmed in, as if they had seen some big news, and surrounded the van, making it impossible to move, amidst the panicked expressions of Shen Long and the others.
The lights outside Shen Long's window...
He opened his mouth, but his mind went completely blank!
This unexpected event left him completely at a loss for what to do...
Meanwhile, Chen Jianfeng, sitting in the driver's seat, was as anxious as an ant on a hot pan, repeatedly trying to restart the engine, but damn it, this beat-up van was completely totaled.
He originally wanted to find the phone number for a car repair shop or tow truck, but after flipping through his classmates' yearbook for a long time and asking Shen Long and Shen Hu, those two brilliant minds, for ages...
He suddenly realized...
This car was borrowed by General Manager Zhou from [Siling Auto Repair Shop], and apart from General Manager Zhou, no one else had the [Siling Auto Repair Shop]'s phone number!
And no one else knew the tow truck's number...
Looking out the window at those frenzied media outlets...
Chen Jianfeng's face turned pale. He swallowed hard as he listened to wave after wave of loud "good news" announcements.
But at this moment, he dared not open the car door or turn off the horn above his head...
What if these people drag him out, and then...
That him!
Just when Chen Jianfeng felt he was about to collapse...
Suddenly, I saw a familiar figure squeezing through the crowd in the distance.
Upon seeing that figure, Chen Jianfeng almost burst into tears! President Zhou had finally arrived!
..............................
"Feel sorry!"
"Excuse me, could you move aside?"
"Excuse me, sorry, our car has broken down. We didn't mean to cause any trouble, we just broke down!"
"If you have any questions, feel free to ask me. I'm Zhou Yang, the general manager of [Xuan Shi Entertainment]. We produced the movie 'Sun Wukong vs. Superman 2'..."
"Yep!"
"This is a film we poured our hearts and souls into... It combines Eastern martial arts fighting with Western fantasy and science fiction elements..."
“We really weren’t trying to cause trouble, we…”
"..."
not far away.
Deng Hairong stared ahead with a gloomy expression.
What did he see?
He saw that familiar "Monkey King vs. Superman 2"!
Yes, it was that epic, utterly awful movie that left him completely stunned in the theater!
He originally thought...
These young people, at best, can only make one bad movie, fool a few viewers, and sell some VCDs!
But who could have imagined...
These young people have no sense of martial ethics!
Not only are they posting small advertisements everywhere!
They even came over and caused a scene!
this moment!
His blood pressure spiked!
He stared intently in the direction of the van.
At this moment, almost everyone's attention was drawn to the dilapidated van that was shouting "Good news! Good news!"
Then, countless cameras and video recorders were pointed at the van and started snapping away, while the young people inside hid and didn't dare to come out or give any interviews.
At this stalemate!
He saw a young man in a suit and glasses struggling to push his way out of the crowd!
When facing the camera, the young man appeared flustered, but he kept trying to squeeze into the most conspicuous spot in the frame.
While waving her hands frantically, refusing any interviews, she was simultaneously thrusting her face into the camera's viewpoint, looking every bit the hypocrite.
"Stop filming! Stop filming!"
"It was all an accident!"
"Yes, it was all an accident!"
"We originally wanted to promote our movie..."
"But we never expected the car to suddenly break down!"
"We really have no other choice, I'll fight right now!"
"Hey……"
Does anyone here know how to fix a car?
"If we had known, we wouldn't have driven the van!"
"Yes, yes, believe me, we are all a group of young people chasing our dreams, we absolutely have no intention of causing trouble..."
"I'll turn off the speakers right away!"
"Security guards, please don't get agitated, I'll close it right away, right away!"
"Oh dear, this damn speaker is broken too. I told you not to buy a secondhand speaker like this..."
"Does anyone here know how to fix a loudspeaker? This loudspeaker is broken, and the power button doesn't work!"
"..."
When I saw the young man frantically climbing onto the car door to try and turn off the horn...
Instead of turning off the loudspeaker, they turned it on louder and louder, until you could hear "good news," "good news" from quite a distance...
He was so angry he was trembling all over!
"Leave this to us! You go in first, we'll handle it..."
"The premiere time is almost here..."
"it is good!"
Just as Deng Hairong was about to do something...
I saw the staff member walking over with a hurried expression.
Deng Hairong finally nodded.
He led a large group of people into the movie theater.
But when you step into the movie theater...
Then I heard someone hurrying over.
"Mr. Deng... are there any misprints on the hand sanitizer bottles and toilet seats we prepared?"
What's the printing error?
Why do all the hand sanitizer dispensers in the restrooms of Huaying International Cinema have the message "Watch Superman 2 at Feihe Cinema" printed on them?
"????"
(End of this chapter)
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