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Chapter 65 doesn't seem so bad?

Chapter 65 doesn't seem so bad? (Third update)

In the screening room.

The lights are dim.

Liu Jun stared blankly at a sleazy figure. Under the watchful eyes of a pair of eyes, he timidly and cautiously shrank back and sat down in the chair.

Look at that figure!

Liu Jun shuddered, then stared intently at him!
It's him!

It's him!

It's definitely him!

This guy is none other than Shen Long, the director of that insane film "Sun Wukong vs. Superman 2"!

He would recognize that sleazy face even if it were turned to ashes!

That day, after being scammed by the "official" DVD of "Sun Wukong vs. Superman 2", Liu Jun gritted his teeth and learned about the director of the movie through various channels!

He even swore that if he ever met this director, he would slap him across the face without saying a word!
This movie is absolutely infuriating!

However, what's even more infuriating is!
Liu Jun was panting heavily, his eyes fixed on the poster for "The Distant Man: Reboot" not far away.

Directors: Zhou Yang, Shen Long.

Producer: Zhou Yang.

Starring: Chen Jianfeng, Zhang Shun, Li Dachun...

Upon seeing the name above, the information about "The Distant Man: Reboot" from the [Movie House] came to mind.

Thinking back to the complicated list of English names in the cast of "The Lost Tomb: Reboot" and the Chinese names on the promotional posters...

At that moment, he suddenly clutched his heart!

I knew it!

I fucking knew it!
These despicable bastards could never make any great movies!

Oh shit!

It's one thing to be scammed the first time!
The second time, I got scammed again. And, like an idiot, I went into the movie theater and spent ten yuan!

Just at this time……

"My grass!"

"I've been fucking scammed!"

"My grass!"

"Dry!"

"I knew it, I fucking knew it... That bastard couldn't possibly have hired a famous Hollywood director..."

"I fucking believed it!"

"[Movie House] I fuck your mother!"

"Refund!"

"..."

Suddenly, a chorus of curses erupted in the screening room.

A large group of movie fans who had been scammed by [Movie House] stood up in anger.

……

Damn it, we're doomed!
Mr. Zhou has really screwed me over!
Under the lights, Yang Bo, the station manager of "Movie House" sitting in the last row, instinctively shrank back after hearing the cursing.

Not only were these people scammed!

Their "Movie House" was also scammed!
The night before last, he received a document from Zhou Yang's "The Distant Man: Reboot"!

Director: Edward Jack.

Producer: Edward.

Cast: Jackman, Robert Johnny Jr., Steve...

When Yang Bo saw this document, his eyes widened!
These names are all incredibly similar to those of hot Hollywood stars!
He was shocked!

At one point, I even thought Zhou Yang was really going to pull off a big move!
result!

Damn it, there isn't a single foreigner in this movie, let alone Hollywood stars!
They're just ripping off unsuspecting viewers who come to buy tickets!
Grass!
Mr. Zhou is absolutely despicable!
Yang Bo glanced at Zhou Yang's location not far away.

A bitter smile.

Mr. Zhou probably knew how unethical his actions were, and since the movie premiere was about to begin, he didn't even come in...

……

After a series of curses, several figures holding movie tickets walked away, grumbling and cursing.

But many more people are still stubbornly watching the screen, waiting for the start of "The Reboot"!
Under the light.

Liu Jun glanced down at the movie ticket in his hand...

He took a deep breath and finally couldn't help but stand up. Just as he stood up, ready to leave, he suddenly looked at the entrance of the screening room and then at the movie ticket in his hand!

After hesitating for a moment, he finally returned to his chair.

Well, since we're already here, we can't let these ten dollars go to waste.

A few minutes later, a commotion broke out at the door.

Almost everyone in the screening room stood up and stared at the door.

They saw Zhou Yang, dressed in a suit, walk in with an innocent look on his face.

"We didn't lie!"

"The names in the film family are all our English names!"

"Yeah, we didn't say we were Hollywood stars!"

"Yup!"

"I didn't lie..."

"..."

As Zhou Yang walked in, he noticed everyone's gazes and sensed that something was amiss in the screening room. He immediately coughed lightly and said, "Everyone, please sit down. Yes, it's alright, it's alright, nothing's wrong at all..."

Just as Zhou Yang finished speaking, everyone's gazes were filled with indignation.

The lights in the screening room went out.

Then, the movie started!

Those who were standing eventually sat down, their eyes fixed on the big screen.

..............................

After a brief silence.

Liu Jun took a deep breath and stared at the big screen.

then……

"This story was sponsored by Mr. Li Dachun, the owner of the world's largest coal mine!"

"If you want to mine coal, come to Dachun Coal Mine! Dachun Coal Mine is full of gold, and safety is guaranteed!"

"Mr. Li Dachun is awesome!"

"..."

Liu Jun, who was drinking water, saw a coal mine appear on the screen, and then a portly figure sat in the coal yard, looking like he was pointing out the world. He immediately spat out his drink!

I grass!

Immediately afterwards...

The scene changes again!
They moved to a luxury villa.

Liu Jun, who initially thought it was another advertisement, stared blankly at the familiar, pot-bellied figure.

At this very moment, that pot-bellied figure is in the villa, drinking red wine and smoking a cigar!

Next!

"This story was sponsored by Mr. Li Dachun, the owner of the world's largest coal mine!"

"Mr. Li Dachun, awesome! Awesome! Awesome!" Damn it!
Come again?

Grass!
If you're so capable, do it again!

The big screen went dark.

Then, the lights came on again, and it was that pot-bellied figure again. This time, the figure was wearing glasses and reading a book!
"This story was sponsored by Mr. Li Dachun!"

"Mr. Li Dachun is awesome!"

Long live Mr. Li Dachun!

"Mr. Li Dachun is a man of exceptional talent and profound learning!"

"Mr. Li Dachun is majestic and domineering, invincible, the number one true man in the universe!"

"..."

when……

After the advertisement aired for the third time, Liu Jun felt a chill run down his spine!

I stared at the big screen as if I'd seen a ghost!
He thought that this was already the lowest point the movie and this unscrupulous team had reached, given that this was the second time they had used such blatant flattery. But it turns out that these heartless guys are constantly pushing the boundaries of his understanding of what constitutes a truly despicable act!

Fuck!
Three consecutive instances of sycophantic advertising!

..............................

"Mr. Zhou, isn't our movie a bit too high-profile?"

"High-profile? I think it's too low-profile. If not, Ms. Li thinks that playing the advertisement ten times in a row is outrageous. I'd even like to play it twenty times..."

"President Zhou, oh dear, you, you, you, you... oh dear, you, you, you... I'm so embarrassed... You're so shameless!"

Next to Zhou Yang, Li Dachun, the biggest investor in "The Distant Man: Reboot", coughed a few times after seeing Zhou Yang's serious expression.

“Mr. Li, I’m not making this ad because of your investment. It’s an artistic attempt and a breakthrough!” Zhou Yang’s expression remained serious, his face upright, as if he wouldn’t bow down for a pittance.

Upon hearing this, Li Dachun was instantly invigorated and filled with respect. He couldn't help but exclaim, "President Zhou, I knew I hadn't chosen the wrong person! You understand art, you understand art better than any other director I know! I'll invest in your new film!"

"Actually, I don't really understand it, just a little bit..."

"Don't be modest, Mr. Zhou, I understand!"

"..."

..............................

After watching "Monkey King vs. Superman 2".

An idea once popped into Liu Jun's mind!
Are there any movies worse than this one?
result!

After seeing the outrageous sycophantic advertisements for "The Distant Man: Reboot," Liu Jun knew his answer!
Although there are ads everywhere in "Monkey King vs. Superman 2", none of them are the same!
But this movie...

Nima!

Liu Jun clutched his heart.

This movie truly lowered his standards to a whole new level.

He glanced instinctively at the other people in the screening room...

Perhaps these three waves of advertisements were too overwhelming, because everyone else in the screening room was completely numb!

Fortunately, the unethical production team didn't mess with people's mentality anymore.

After the screen went dark again, the movie finally began!

Liu Jun, who was already prepared, stared intently at the screen. At this moment, he would not be surprised even if the main program suddenly showed a close-up of a pile of shit!
On the screen.

The lights gradually came on.

Immediately afterwards...

Liu Jun saw a face.

Then, Liu Jun saw a face.

A face with dyed blonde hair and wearing tight pants looked at that familiar figure, and memories from a month ago suddenly flooded back!
Sure enough, it's Superman Yan Shuangying from "Sun Wukong vs. Superman 2"!
"My last name is Clark, my given name is Clark, and my full name is Clark..."

My English name is Superman!

"I come from America, the land of beacons of light, the light of humanity!"

"My profession is a journalist!"

"Just today, I suddenly awakened my power!"

"..."

No, it's not Yan Shuangying. He turned into Clark just because he dyed his hair?

When Liu Jun heard Superman's self-narration, his eyes widened in surprise!
and many more!

What the hell?
His surname is K, and his given name is Lak?

Clark?
Special!

Is your girlfriend Louise's last name Louise?
Name: Yisi?
Can you make a little more?

On the screen.

The music gradually softened.

But it carries a profound weight.

The dim lighting gave Clark, with his dyed blond hair, a close-up shot...

"The moment I awakened my power, my adoptive parents earnestly told me one thing: with great power comes great responsibility..."

"Inspired by the light of America's lamp, I have decided to use all my strength to become a hero who helps the weak and punishes the strong!"

"I like a peaceful life, but sometimes saving the world requires showing your face..."

"Just when I was struggling with what to do, and even thinking about wearing a mask, I accidentally put on glasses..."

"I've discovered that as soon as I put on my glasses, everyone in the world suddenly seems like an idiot and doesn't recognize me anymore..."

"When I took off my glasses, everyone suddenly recognized me like I was an idiot!"

"..."

"In short, today is the 2005th day that I have saved the world!"

"but……"

"Because when I was saving the Earth, I inadvertently damaged some buildings..."

"Everyone is cursing me, many people are criticizing me in the newspapers, saying I am a threat to all of humanity..."

"The military even tried to control me, threatening me with my family..."

"I gave in again and again, but giving in did not bring me freedom... on the contrary..."

"..."

"I suddenly realized."

"I may not be a hero, but rather, a monster that terrifies all of humanity..."

“I also realized that I…”

"Why must one be a hero?"

"..."

On the screen.

The gentle silhouette and accompanying music gradually began to take on a slightly chilly tone.

However, Superman Clark's own account began to grow increasingly cold.

The visual style on the screen, along with the sound, gradually became dark and gloomy.

……

Look at the color scheme.

Liu Jun, who was prepared to watch a terrible movie and leave at any time, was slightly taken aback.

like……

Is this movie necessarily a bad one?

(Third update, 10,000 words...)
(End of this chapter)

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