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Chapter 82 Lin Daiyu Saves All of Humanity (Third Update)

I can't describe in words how this movie made me...

If I had to describe it, it would be "shocking!"

Yes, it was breathtaking, just like the first time I stepped into the Oscars and saw the most classic Oscar-winning film, *Dawn of the Dead*!

[When I was halfway through the movie, I don't know why, I couldn't hold back my tears...]

His filming is absolutely amazing!

[President Zhou's unparalleled acting skills deeply impressed me. In his presence, I felt like a firefly compared to the bright moon, one in the sky and the other on the ground...]

Most importantly, he's incredibly handsome, absolutely gorgeous. He's practically the most handsome guy on Earth, folks, I'm not exaggerating at all...

When I was about two-thirds of the way through watching the movie "Lin Daiyu vs. Lu Zhishen," I was huddled alone in a corner, my knees starting to buckle. My mother came over and asked why I was kneeling while watching the movie. I told her, "If you watch for a few minutes, you'll be like this too..."

So, my mom came over!

Then, as my mother watched, she suddenly knelt down too, and said that she would definitely find Mr. Zhou Yang in her lifetime and have him sign his name...

【…】

In this world.

There were many amazing things!

The lower one's cognitive level, education level, and IQ, the more easily one is shocked!

Others may not know, but Liu Jun, who was tricked once by "Sun Wukong vs. Superman 2" and then enjoyed "The Reboot", was utterly shocked when he saw this post from Hollywood star Chris George written in such an excited way!

I grass!

After "The Longest Nite," has Mr. Zhou made another amazing movie?
Even Hollywood movie stars were so shocked?

But who exactly is Chris George? Why have I never heard of him?

Well, there are so many Hollywood actors, it's normal not to have heard of them, right?

After reading the post about "Hollywood Best Actor Chris George", Liu Jun subconsciously saw another popular post.

That popular post seems to be from the famous Japanese film master, Ichiro Yamamura.

He clicked on it instinctively...

I found this post titled "[A Must-See Movie in Asia: Lin Daiyu vs. Lu Zhishen!!!]"

Upon seeing the three exclamation marks in the post, Liu Jun instinctively shuddered once again!
He clicked on the post.

I am Ichiro Yamamura, a master of Japanese cinema. Today, I must recommend to my Chinese friends a film that is the best and most moving film from your own country!

When I first saw this movie, I was deeply moved!

[I couldn't sleep all night, damn it! I can't sleep, damn it! These days, every night the impact of this movie keeps replaying in my mind!]

I was so excited that I wrote this film review and asked my friend in China to post it on the Chinese film forum "Movie House"...

This Japanese film master, Ichiro Yamamura, described the film, titled "Lin Daiyu vs. Lu Zhishen," with words of admiration...

The text was filled with Xiao Ri's admiration for Eastern culture, which excited Liu Jun and made him feel excited. He wished he could take out the best Japanese films from his drawer and have a grand and exhilarating battle...

But he ultimately suppressed the idea.

because……

As he looked at these posts, the more he looked, the more uneasy he felt!

He saw the post titled "[French Cannes jury shocked!]", in which he saw the French Cannes jury members weeping bitterly in front of a poster depicting "Lin Daiyu versus Lu Zhishen"...

He also saw the post titled "[Berlin International Film Festival Jury Must Insist on Including 'Lin Daiyu vs. Lu Zhishen' in the Competition!]", which described how the Berlin jury, represented by letters in English, was excitedly holding up the movie poster for "Lin Daiyu vs. Lu Zhishen" and insisting on its inclusion in next year's Berlin International Film Festival.

He also saw another version: "Venice International Film Festival jury members weeping bitterly"...

……

At first, Liu Jun was somewhat convinced!
But for some reason, after seeing more and more posts from internationally renowned filmmakers or film critics weeping, he felt increasingly uneasy!

until……

He witnessed the moment when King Lisenberg wept bitterly and decided to mobilize the entire nation to watch the battle between Lin Daiyu and Lu Zhishen…

His pupils constricted sharply!
Next!

and many more!

Fuck!
Are these posts insulting my intelligence?

Immediately afterwards...

He subconsciously glanced at the comments below.

..............................

"Holy crap, when I first saw this article about an Oscar-winning actor, I was somewhat convinced, but as I read on, I realized something was off!"

"This is absolutely shameless! When I saw the post from a country called ***, saying that after watching Zhou Yang's 'Lin Daiyu vs. Lu Zhishen,' they suddenly fell in love with Zhou Yang and traveled thousands of miles to China to meet him, I burst out laughing on the spot!"

"Holy crap, there's something even more outrageous here: 'The alien lurking on Earth,' after watching 'Lin Daiyu vs. Lu Zhishen,' was suddenly so shocked by the movie's content that he ultimately slipped up and was caught by the special abilities experts at Bureau 749! Although I don't understand what this post is about, I'm absolutely stunned..."

"Wait, there's more, there's more! I'm dying of laughter! Zhou Yang, that shameless bastard, has absolutely no bottom line when it comes to promotion! Holy crap, [To buy a ticket for 'Sun Wukong vs. Superman 2,' a super-powered warrior from Planet M78 used his superpowers to fly to Earth and kneel in front of the [Feihe Cinema] begging for a movie ticket]..."

"I have an even more outrageous version here..."

"Wait, Zhou Yang has started doing text-based live updates on [Movie House] again, damn it! Why is it so laggy..."

"..."

9 month 3 day.

Countless netizens who logged into MovieHome were shocked to see a huge string of posts about "Lin Daiyu vs. Lu Zhishen" appear out of nowhere!

At first, these posts were quite normal.

Basically, it's all about some famous actor boasting about how amazing "Lin Daiyu vs. Lu Zhishen" is!
but……

Gradually, the art style started to look increasingly off!

Various versions of abstraction have emerged!
For example, the aliens who originally intended to destroy the world stopped fighting because of the movie "Lin Daiyu vs. Lu Zhishen"! For example, the subterranean people were so shocked after watching "Lin Daiyu vs. Lu Zhishen" that they suddenly exploded!
There's an even more outrageous version, which claims that the universe is about to explode, but after the movie "Lin Daiyu vs. Lu Zhishen" came out, the universe, which was supposed to explode, suddenly stopped exploding!

"Lin Daiyu vs. Lu Zhishen" saved the world!

The abstract posts shocked all the netizens, leaving them speechless and dumbfounded. They had never seen such "awesome" propaganda in their lives!

Then, they saw an interview on the homepage of [Movie House]...

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evening.

sunset.

Yang Bo, the station manager of [Movie House], returned to the headquarters of [Movie House] feeling frustrated.

The staff at [Movie House] stared in disbelief at the abstract posts on the website…

Yang Bo glanced at it subconsciously and immediately felt dizzy. He couldn't help but clutch his heart, and his vision went black. He almost collapsed!
It's over! It's over!

Not only is [Movie Home] being shut down by [Tianyu Media], the entire website is going to be finished!

Damn it!

Why did I even bother getting to know that bastard Zhou Yang?!
Why did I still believe Zhou Yang's nonsense?!
He had never seen such an abstract person in his entire life...

He finally slumped into a chair, feeling utterly drained of all his strength.

Is this still a legitimate film review website?
Why don't you just treat this website as your personal promotional website, Zhou Yang?

No, wait, this is a personal promotional website, I've never seen anything so abstract!
Just when Yang Bo was in utter despair and thinking of simply changing careers and going to work for someone else...

"Mr. Yang, it seems like the website traffic has gone crazy today!"

The data department staff opened the backend and subconsciously glanced at the surge of activity data today, and were immediately shocked!

Yang Bo opened his eyes and looked at the website.

Immediately afterwards...

He rubbed his eyes, staring incredulously at the data showing over 5 active users.
"That afternoon, the number of registered users jumped from 6 to over 7, and on average, it was increasing by several thousand every hour..."

"..."

"My grass?"

Yang Bo was stunned!

"President Zhou's text-based live stream crashed; 4 data entries flooded in at once... We..."

"Recover quickly!"

"it is good!"

Yang Bo, who had already given up hope, widened his eyes in disbelief when he saw the website's data skyrocketing!
........................

"Ugh, Mr. Zhou, you might as well let me write the script! I really can't come up with any more posts!"

"Yes, Mr. Zhou, I've already made up versions of aliens, Earthlings, and the Big Bang. I really feel like I have no talent, I can't come up with anything else!"

"..."

"Mr. Zhou, is it really okay for us to make this up? It's so shameless and immoral! I'm afraid if we keep going like this, our ancestral graves will be dug up!"

"..."

"Mr. Zhou, I can't do it, I can't do it. Maybe I shouldn't go to the premiere, I'm afraid I'll get beaten up..."

"..."

In a rental house.

Shen Long, Chen Jianfeng, and several security guards led by Zhang Shun stood in front of the computer, their heads throbbing with worry!

Director Shen Long's face turned red as he stared at the various versions of the content on the computer screen...

I feel like I'm about to break down!
You can definitely make money by following Boss Zhou!
But following President Zhou...

He was always worried that one day he would be hung up and beaten!

No wonder……

Mr. Zhou wants to move the company next to the Public Security Bureau...

This fabrication is absolutely outrageous and despicable!

He finally broke down and couldn't help but call Zhou Yang.

However, on the phone...

"What? It's windy here, I can't hear you..."

"Yes, yes, our pre-sale tickets are selling extremely well; demand far exceeds supply!"

"Yes, we have 6 days left until the release, and all the advance tickets for those 6 days are sold out!"

"..."

"Everyone, everyone, please don't rush, line up, one by one!"

"I don't know! I don't know which scoundrel made up this ridiculous story. We never make up such outrageous posts, like Lin Daiyu saving the Big Bang. This is just fooling people... This kind of person is definitely not a decent person, full of twisted humor. I never hang out with people like this... I don't know them either!"

"Yes, it's none of my business..."

"..."

Upon hearing this...

Shen Long suddenly closed his eyes in utter grief and indignation!

Mr. Zhou!
You're going to discard me after I've served my purpose, aren't you?
(Delivered at midnight... I dare not ask for votes anymore, phew)

(Why do I always feel like my readers are whipping me to keep updating...)
(End of this chapter)