North American riot police: Start by arresting P. Diddy!

Chapter 56: Get your shit together, bro! (Two chapters in one, please read and vote)

Trucks sped past on the long interstate highway.

In the shaking carriage, a man with his upper body wrapped in bandages was sleeping soundly on a simple bed made of cardboard boxes.

In the corner, a teenage boy furtively lit a cigarette.

Suddenly feeling the gazes of countless people, Carl shuddered in fear.

"What the hell!"

He turned his head and complained to the front:

"I've been kidnapped and imprisoned these past few days, and was almost raped by a woman in her seventies. Even I know the whole story. Where have you guys been?"

"Here's a plot recap for all you fucking idiots out there who don't have time to read!"

"Hey! Get your shit together, bro! Catch up on this while you can!"

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It hadn't even been 24 hours since Rorschach took Maria to New York, but this night had already shocked the whole world.

The Elephant Party media was celebrating like a festival, reporting the latest news about Diddy's estate everywhere.

At first, the pro-Donor Party media wanted to handle the matter coldly, but when they saw that the truth could no longer be hidden, they also joined the carnival.

However, compared to the Elephant Party, which deliberately tried to smear the Donkey Party, the Donkey Party media focused on the celebrities present.

In particular, more than a dozen bodies of celebrities were found at the scene, including a world-renowned movie queen and a talk show queen who was popular all over the United States.

Under normal circumstances, their deaths would have triggered mourning from fans around the world.

But this time, their names were linked to the missing children case, so almost all the people who paid attention to this matter applauded and shouted "Good death"!
In addition, there are a lot of questions that the citizens are confused about:

Although P. Diddy's body has been found, the cause of death remains a mystery and the autopsy report has not yet been released.

The reason why the explosion and fire occurred in the villa is also under investigation.

The police are currently interrogating the many celebrities present at the scene to determine whether they were involved in any illegal acts against the children.

There was also news that the body of a Democratic Party senator was found under the ruins of a villa, and some of the perpetrators identified by children frequently appeared on TV news.

Events developed too quickly and the truth remains shrouded in mystery.

The first viewers to watch the live broadcast noticed a key detail: a child mentioned that it was "a policeman" who saved them.

Many people are curious about who this policeman is.

What’s strange is that, apart from the live broadcast that was cut short, subsequent reports tacitly avoided mentioning the policeman who saved lives, as if an invisible hand was deliberately concealing his existence.

the other side.

After a whole night of racing, Rorschach and his crew finally returned to Chicago.

Because of the last attack by the Mexican killer, Rorschach's residence was still under renovation, and he was sent directly to the Gallagher's house by the Irish brothers while he was sleeping.

So, when Rorschach woke up again, he was lying in an unfamiliar bed.

"what the hell?"

Looking at the room, which was as narrow as an elevator and could only accommodate a bed, Rorschach couldn't help but curse after he realized what was happening.

How did you get sent to the Gallaghers?

And sleeping in Fiona's bed?
Perhaps hearing his voice, the sliding door was opened with a "swish".

When Fiona saw Rorschach wake up, she immediately rushed over in surprise.

"Rorschach!"

"Fuck, step on the horse more gently."

"Uh, sorry, sorry, I almost forgot you were still injured."

Fiona excitedly held his hand, her eyes red, "Karl told us everything, this time it's all thanks to you"

Rorschach smiled indifferently and replied in his signature deep voice: "When have I ever failed to keep my promise to others?"

I don’t know if it’s because his current battle-damaged state makes him more charming, or if it’s because his previous words have attracted the attention of the woman in front of him.

She gazed at him lovingly for a long time, and suddenly seemed to have made up her mind: "Although I have a boyfriend recently, there are some things I must do now in order to repay you."

As she spoke, her hands wandered restlessly over Rorschach's body, and then she stood up and was about to sit on his waist.

"Goddammit, could you please just shut up? I was shot twice last night!"

"Just lie down, I'll move myself."

Fiona spat into her palms twice, looking determined to win.

Fortunately, just when Rorschach was about to accept his fate and let this woman get away with it, another group of people rushed into the small room.

Frank's children and their neighbors Kevin and Veronica who run a bar all came.

"Wow, do we need to go out and wait for five minutes?" Lip saw this scene and joked with his mouth wide open exaggeratedly.

"You underestimate Rorschach," the hot black girl, Xiao Wei, winked at Fiona and said with a wicked smile, "This tough guy from the South Side will take at least an hour."

"One hour?!" Ian, the second son of the Gallagher family, couldn't help but glance down at Rorschach.

Yes, that's right, this guy is a hidden "address book".

Fortunately, there were still normal people at the scene.

Debbie, the youngest daughter, tugged at Fiona's sleeve and asked innocently, "Don't you have a boyfriend? That car thief Jimmy?"

"Well, you'll understand when you grow up."

Fiona patted Debbie's face awkwardly and glared angrily at the group of people who were ruining her plans.

Everyone's attention quickly focused on Rorschach, and they surrounded him and asked him questions.

From the details of Carl's rescue to the extravagance of P. Diddy's party and the celebrities he had met, questions came one after another.

However, Xiao Kai, who had always been on good terms with Rorschach, seemed a little absent-minded.

While everyone was surrounding Rorschach, he quietly pulled his girlfriend Veronica aside and said, "Veronica, how do you know so much about Rorschach's endurance? One hour? Seriously?"

Veronica was stunned for a moment, then licked her lips and shrugged, "Fiona and I were besties when we were in school. Do you think she wouldn't share her good things with me?"

".Farke!"

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The night is getting darker.

Rorschach sat alone in the Gallagher yard, leaning on a cane and holding a beer bottle.

Dinner was a lasagna and fried chicken combo that Fiona's new boyfriend Jimmy bought to celebrate Carl's return.

I heard that this guy is a car thief, but it fits Fiona's taste. This woman is obsessed with bad men.

He was a little upset that every channel on TV was playing the news about the Diddy case, but strangely, there was no mention of his name or appearance.

This is very unusual, after all, reporters and police can easily ask children about their appearance if they want to.

Rorschach knew without hesitation that someone above him must have deliberately blocked any news about him.

As for the purpose
He subconsciously touched his jacket pocket.

It seems that until those video backups are found, those bigwigs don't want the public to know about his existence for the time being.

Rorschach couldn't help but twitch the corners of his mouth.

He had a feeling that his life was going to be quite exciting in the coming time.

Fiona's new boyfriend Jimmy came over at some point, handed her a cigarette and sat next to him.

After helping Rorschach light the fire, he smiled and said, "Fiona said you were her first love? That's interesting. This is the first time I've had dinner with my girlfriend's ex."

Rorschach glanced at him and said jokingly, "Don't worry, buddy. When I was with her, I always went through the back door. I never went in through the front door once. I left it all for you."

"Shit, are all you people from the South District so harsh when you talk?" Jimmy looked embarrassed, obviously irritated by this sentence.

"Hahaha"

Rorschach laughed and clinked his bottle with him.

Jimmy chuckled dryly, then suddenly said seriously, "Honestly, I have something I want to ask you. Fiona and I have been together for several days and have slept with each other several times, but she has never said she loves me. Do you think she only sees me as a bed partner?"

Rorschach raised an eyebrow and looked at him: "Is yours very big?"

"Well, among white people, I think so."

"So, do you have a long time?"

"Twenty, no, at least thirty minutes."

Seeing the other person trying to hold on, Rorschach sneered, "Dude, with this little skill, are you worthy of being my bedmate?"

Jimmy was speechless for a moment, and asked in confusion: "Then why didn't she ever say she liked me?"

Rorschach smiled and shook his head, then put his arm around his shoulder. "Listen, this is the South Side, the largest slum in Chicago. You have to understand how these poor, self-reliant girls express their love."

He looked directly into Jimmy's eyes and said seriously, "When she says 'Fak Squid', it actually means 'love u'. It's their defense mechanism, do you understand?"

"Damn!!!" Jimmy looked at him in shock, genuinely impressed. "No wonder Kevin said you're the South Side lover, never short of women. You have a pretty good grasp of women's minds."

Rorschach shrugged helplessly. "I don't know why, but every time I say hello to another girl, before I even say her name, she's already willing to go home with me. Man, honestly, you'll probably never experience the kind of distress I feel in your entire life."

Jimmy stared at the man in front of him, whose handsome features and tough demeanor couldn't be concealed even with his bandages and bruises all over his face, and cursed jealously, "Fuck you!"

"Haha, you should save your strength to fight Fiona."

Luo Xia patted the boy's shoulder with great joy.

At this moment, the sound of piano suddenly rang out in the house. Fiona poked her head out from the door, and when she saw them, she immediately came over with a smile on her face to pull them over.

"Come on in and dance! We're having a party, and can you believe it? Frank can play the piano!"

"Frank?"

Rorschach looked at Jimmy in disbelief, and the other party was also surprised.

That old man who just eats and waits for death every day and treats his children like foot bindings can actually play the piano?
When I entered the house, the living room was already crowded with people.

Frank's children, Kevin and his wife, and several strange girls all twisted their bodies to the sound of Frank's piano.

"Rorschach! The man who saved my son!"

As soon as Frank saw Rorschach, he shouted excitedly, and the rest of the people in the room cheered and screamed.

Rorschach smiled and waved, his eyes falling on Frank who was sitting in front of the electronic keyboard.

This old guy seemed to have received professional training. When he saw Rorschach come in, he nimbly changed to a more dynamic song with his fingers.

"I wanna hold 'em like they do in Texas plays"

"Fold 'em, let 'em, hit me~"

Fiona and Veronica held Rorschach on the left and right, swaying to the rhythm.

"Take it easy, my gunshot wound hasn't healed yet."

"Don't pretend, Rorschach. It's not like you haven't been shot before, and you're full of energy again within two days of rest."

"That's right, let's see the dance moves of Chicago Crime Buster, the legendary gun-resistant king!"

Everyone started to make a fuss.

Rorschach had no choice but to throw away his crutches with a smile.

Compared to the hypocrisy and filth of the upper class, he found that he preferred the straightforwardness and truth of the South Side.

Although poor, he lives a very transparent life.

He held a cigarette in his mouth, a bottle of wine in his hand, and moved to the music, singing along with Frank's piano:
“Can’t read my, Can’t read my, No he can’t read my”

“Poker face!!!”

Two unfortunate fellows on the sofa in the corner were drowning their sorrows in alcohol.

"You know what's the most fucking infuriating thing?" Jimmy took a sip of beer. "Rorschach said he and Fiona always went through the back door! Damn it! I even had to beg her to open the front door!"

"I'm not in the mood to comfort you, man."

Kevin stared at his wife rubbing against Rorschach, his face expressionless: "Today I found out that my wife and Fiona used to serve this bastard together."

"."

The two clinked glasses in silence.

The atmosphere in the room grew increasingly heated, and Rorschach simply tore off his shirt.

He bit the butt of his cigarette and danced wildly around Fiona, Veronica, and several other girls he didn't even know.

Bloody bandages were wrapped around his granite-like muscles, old and new scars covered his bronze skin like medals, and his whole body exuded the fishy smell of male hormones.

The girls came to him one after another like sharks smelling blood.

Kevin gulped down the last gulp of his wine and suddenly smiled with relief. "Okay, I have to admit, it's no wonder women like him. This guy is so cool. If I were a woman, I would also be willing to give him a backdoor."

"."

Jimmy turned to look at him in shock.

He finally understood that the thinking of these people in the South District was completely different from his.

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Late at night, a white house far away in Washington was brightly lit.

An emergency meeting is being held.

The heavy oak door of the Oval Office opened, and House Majority Whip Francis Underwood walked in with steady steps.

The room was filled with the most powerful people in the country—the Vice President, the Secretary of State, the Speaker of the House of Representatives, and almost the entire top level of the executive branch, except for the Supreme Court and the Justice Department.

"Oh"

Underwood's signature smile spread across his face. He chuckled and said, "I can't remember the last time the party was so well-gathered. What's going on? Is it that Eastern's fifth-generation fighter jets took off, or that the second aircraft carrier was launched?"

"No, it's more serious than that."

By the window, the black commander, with his back to the crowd, slowly turned around. He pointed at the confidential documents on the long table, his face gloomy. "Underwood, this matter may require your special wisdom."

Underwood frowned, walked forward and looked down at the contents of the document.

On the first page, a portrait of a man is printed.

"Rorschach Butcher?"

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