No one understands rebirth better than me

Chapter 1 Is it delicious?

Chapter 1 Is it delicious?
(All contents of this book are fictional and for entertainment purposes only. No harmful content is involved.)

(The setting is a parallel world, where customs and concepts are different from the real world)
(Any similarities with reality are purely coincidental. Please establish a good outlook on life and do not take it personally.)

(Any imagination or speculation generated by the reader's own reading has nothing to do with the author)
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Jiangzhou County No. 2 Middle School, Class 7, Grade 2.

Summer vacation is over, but the sun outside is still emitting considerable heat.

On Friday, around one in the afternoon, Guan Ren was sitting by the classroom window. He felt as if the left side of his face was being blown by a heater. It was so hot that his ears, neck, and face seemed to have merged into one.

Unfortunately, the afternoon sun was not evenly shining, only shining on the left side of his face but not the right. Guan Ren felt really uncomfortable all over, so he had to pick up a recently distributed "Chinese Compulsory Course 3" on the table and press the cool cover against his face to cool down.

"Brother Ren, Brother Ren."

"what…"

Zhang Chi, my childhood friend and best friend, turned around, his round face, plump but not greasy, full of innocence:
"Brother Ren, look at the sky outside."

Guan Ren looked up and took a look:
"What are you looking at?"

"That cloud."

"what happened?"

"Hey, does he look like a Ji Bo?"

"..."

As expected of a high school student of this era, he is full of a kind of clear stupidity.

But there is one thing to say.

It's indeed very similar.

"Hey…"

After grinning foolishly at the hanging cloud in the sky for a while, Guan Ren came to his senses and kicked Zhang Chi under the stool.

"Hey, what are you doing?"

Zhang Chi shuddered and hurriedly hid his phone. After looking around, he turned around again and glared at Guan Ren:

"I'm just reading a novel. Can you please not scare me when the teacher isn't here?"

"Don't look at it, let me ask you something."

"What's the matter?"

"What's the first class?"

Zhang Chi was shocked:

"Is this a serious matter?"

Guan Ren was also shocked:
"You are a student. Isn't a student's job to study?"

"But I'm not good at this. Ask yourself, with my level, is studying something I should consider?"

"..."

"And you're no good either, Ren Ge. You only scored 98 on the pre-school test. What the hell are you pretending to be?"

"98?"

Guan Ren was stunned, “Only” 98?

So I was so competitive in high school?

"Is this true? Am I that awesome?"

"Damn you! 98 in comprehensive science."

Comprehensive Science...

Guan Ren counted with his fingers and found that there were three subjects in total: physics, chemistry and biology.

That's fine.

"Feel sorry."

A very mature smile, Guan Ren showed his neat white teeth, which made his face, which was originally similar to Daniel Wu, have a bit of Peng Yuyan:

"I was just reborn and have forgotten a lot of things from high school."

"Rebirth?"

"Yes, rebirth."

Guan Ren nodded:
"You may not believe this, but I actually graduated from college, not to mention high school, and became a corporate slave in Chengdu..."

"Wait a minute, what is a corporate slave?"

"A corporate slave is... well... an office worker."

Guan Ren glanced at the calendar next to the blackboard. It was 2011, and the term "corporate slave" from the island country had not yet become popular.

……

In short, because the office animal Guan Ren wanted to make progress so much, he made up his mind last night and sent his female boss, who was single and pretended to be drunk at the annual meeting, back to the hotel and reported to her about his work all night.

As a result, the next day, just now, Guan Ren woke up and found that he had returned to Jiangzhou County, his hometown several years ago, and was sitting in the classroom of No. 2 Middle School.

……

"That's how it is, that's how it is. To be honest, I'm still confused right now... Oh, life is so unpredictable..."

After Guan Ren finished speaking, he was quite emotional, his eyes were vicissitudes and deep.

Zhang Chi was also moved after hearing this, his eyes full of curiosity and enthusiasm:
"Brother Ren, what novel are you talking about? Please tell me the title."

"I am serious."

Guan Ren stares at Zhang Chi seriously.jpg:

"Brother Chi, if I told you that I was really reborn from the future to the year 2011, would you believe me?"

"Trust, trust, trust."

Zhang Chi nodded like pecking at rice:
"So what's the title?"

"..."

Well, that's understandable.

Guan Ren originally couldn't possibly reveal this, much less attempt to "predict the future," so he simply said casually:
"The title of the book is "Rebirth: I Really Don't Want to Reload the Files"

"Oh? The name sounds good."

Zhang Chi's eyes lit up:
"Which website? Is there one on WoReading?"

"..."

Wo Reading…

Such an old term...

【Choose 3G, choose Wo】

An advertisement popped up in his mind, and the dead memories attacked Guan Ren frantically, causing him to reflexively reply with an equally ancient term:

"Tianyi Bookstore, go and see it."

"Damn, I need to use another platform...Brother Ren, lend me 5 dollars first."

"What?"

"Recharge 30MB of data."

"climb."

……

Guan Ren now wondered if he was dreaming. He'd originally hoped to save himself a dozen years of trouble by hooking up with his female boss, but now he's forced to go through several more years all over again...

"Huh—"

Lazy yawns came one after another, and Guan Ren was also infected.

It's normal. We just arrived in the afternoon and many people are still feeling sleepy.

Half of the students in the class were lying on their desks, looking like a field of green onions hit by frost.

The other half of the students did not arrive so early, so there were quite a few empty seats in the classroom, which were originally crowded.

Including the one next to Guan Ren’s right.

"Um…"

Guan Ren glanced sideways slightly, continuing to digest the fact of his rebirth while also looking at the empty seat next to him.

The newly issued teaching materials are neatly placed on the desk...

Summer vacation papers are stacked in a transparent file bag...

The pencil case is blue, and the cartoon print on it is Guan Ren’s childhood shadow, “Duck Detective”...

There was also a palm-sized bag of tissue paper and a palm-sized transparent cup of water filled with lemon...

……

Compared with the wall-like pile of books on his side, Guan Ren's desk can be said to be extremely tidy.

"My deskmate..."

Guan Ren has been unfamiliar with this concept for a long time.

As he watched, Guan Ren subconsciously leaned forward, bent down, and stealthily peeked into his classmate's desk cabinet.

There are two steps to finding out the details of your deskmate.

The first step is to smell it.

Well, no spicy taste...

Step 2: Smell it again.

A bit fragrant...

OK, it’s basically certain that my deskmate should be a girl.

But this little bit of information was just nonsense to Guan Ren.

Because in his previous life, all of Guan Ren’s high school classmates were girls.

There are three thousand rivers of water, which one is your current deskmate?

Guan Ren straightened up, ready to look at his deskmate's textbook or test paper to learn her name, but Zhang Chi, who was sitting at the table in front of him, turned around again and slammed his hands on the desk:
"Brother Ren, you have good vision!"

"?"

Guan Ren was stunned for a moment:
"What's discerning?"

"It's the book 'Read File' that you recommended. The plot is different from what you said, but it's really good."

"???"

Guan Ren was even more stunned.

Damn, this book really exists?
But then again, online novels of this era were already in a period of wild growth, with countless online novels of various kinds, such as "Online Game of xx", "Rebirth of xx", and "City of xx". It's not surprising that a novel written by Guan Ren fits the bill.

"Damn, this is so well written! It makes me want to travel through time!"

"..."

The dead memories attacked again, and Guan Ren felt nostalgic and had goose bumps when he heard the old story:
"Why? You want to be reborn too?"

"Yes."

"How old are you now? What the hell are you going to do when you're reborn? As a little brat?"

Guan Ren rolled his eyes at Zhang Chi:
"I have such a wonderful youth, but I really don't know how to appreciate it."

"Oh, it's too early now. When I'm old, I can be reborn with the system. Wouldn't that be wonderful?"

"system?"

Guan Ren curled his lips:
"Give up. There's no system for rebirth."

"Huh? Then...let's buy a lottery ticket?"

"Of course you can, but only if you know you're going to be reborn and specifically remember the lottery ticket."

"That makes sense. I'll remember it now."

"Remembering it might not be helpful. Have you seen The Butterfly Effect? Of course, I'm not saying that rebirth will necessarily involve these situations. I'm just reminding you for a rainy day."

"No, Brother Ren..."

Zhang Chi and Guan Ren were taken aback by the shock and patted his shoulder:

"Why do I feel like you've read more novels than I have and know so much about rebirth?"

"That is."

Guan Ren picked up a gel pen, held it between his lips and smacked it like a cigarette, then spread his hands out like an accordion.

“No one understands rebirth better than me.”

Ok…

By the way, why does this gel pen have such a refreshing fragrance...

Could it be a scented refill?
It’s not that there are no such refills, but isn’t that what primary school students like to use?
Guan Ren was sucking on a gel pen with a "sizzling" sound, thinking about something, when a light fragrant breeze suddenly blew in from the direction of the seat next to him.

Coincidentally, it has the same fresh scent.

The next second, Guan Ren's mouth was empty, and the ballpoint pen he was holding was snatched away by a white hand.

"?"

Guan Ren turned around in surprise.

Then he saw his current deskmate.

I saw a scoop of water from the "Three Thousand Weak Waters".

"Guan Ren."

The girl in the blue and white school uniform held a gel pen in her hand, her slightly pointed chin raised slightly in a beautiful arc:

"Is my pen delicious?"

She spoke in a calm tone, her voice having a soft and ancient beauty.

……

A series of hazy and trance memories of youth emerged in Guan Ren's heart, like mottled slides clicking in his mind.