No one understands rebirth better than me

Chapter 106 [It would be strange if you didn’t eat coriander]

"The exam begins!"

The next morning, at the invigilator's command, there was a rustling sound in the examination room.

Compared to the first monthly exam, Guan Ren was obviously more relaxed this time.

"Meiyun Hanyu...?"

When Guan Ren saw this word on the first Chinese test paper, he was stunned at first, and then he burst into laughter.

It seems like she is the one who asked the question again this time...

Of course, the composition topic this time was not so targeted. It was just an ordinary argumentative essay, rather boring but also very standard. Guan Ren just wrote a few sentences and found that the 800-word grid was filled.

And this is the result of him trying to use punctuation as little as possible.

This is the result of having your threshold raised by writing novels.

"Tsk, such a small composition, yet it's packed with just these few words..."

Guan Ren looked at the Chinese test paper with contempt as if he were looking at a female ghost.

But when I thought that the person who wrote the test paper was not some little female devil, I felt disappointed for a moment.

……

After finishing the exam in the morning, Guan Ren and Luo Xiaobei went to eat at [Lao Bing You Cha] together after a long absence.

After finishing the exam in the afternoon, Guan Ren and Gu Youli went to eat at "The Golden Age" after a long absence.

The first day of the midterm exam passed uneventfully.

Then the two classes on the second day were not so easy.

First up is English in the morning.

Guan Ren has already forgotten a lot of his English.

The words that impressed me the most were actually those that were not often tested.

For example, [Fuck] [Shit] [Bro] or [Gamestart] [Option] [Language] [MAGA] or something like that.

In addition, this time's test paper contained a lot of long and difficult sentences and uncommon words.

Therefore, Guan Ren felt it was quite difficult to do it.

Physics in the afternoon is the subject that Guan Ren attaches the most importance to.

After all, Guan Ren has been working hard to make up for his shortcomings in physics since the first monthly exam.

Including the period before the midterm exam, he was working hard to finish the book "Essentials of Physics" that Gu Youli gave him.

And now is the time to test the results.

"call…"

After receiving the comprehensive science test paper, Guan Ren took a deep breath, did biology and chemistry first, and finally began to concentrate on physics.

"A belt conveyor is shown in the figure..."

Guan Ren read the questions carefully, not daring to be careless, and the formulas and logic in his mind were very clear.

Especially in the last big question, I actually encountered a rare variant mentioned in "Essentials of Physics".

Guan Ren was very excited and looked around at the other candidates.

I found that many people were stuck on the last question, either with a frown on their face or with their draft paper full, so they asked the invigilator for a second sheet.

Only Guan Ren was relatively confident and finished the entire question before the last minute.

As for right or wrong...

Guan Ren didn't dare to make a complete guarantee, so he just did his best and left the rest to fate.

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"Brother Chi, how did you do on the exam?"

After the test, Zhang Chi was very depressed as he was checking answers with Wang Chao while sticking his butt out. When he raised his head, his eyes were filled with solemnity:

"Second Master, there's a physics problem to calculate the mass of an asteroid. Have you figured it out?"

"I did it, didn't you figure it out?"

"I guess I figured it out..."

Zhang Chi frowned and fell into deep thought:
"But why is the mass of the asteroid I calculated only 0.02 grams..."

"..."

"Second Master, do you think it's my problem or the asteroid's?"

"neither."

Guan Ren patted Zhang Chi's shoulder comfortingly:

"The person who wrote the question must have accidentally made a mistake with the data. As far as solving the problem is concerned, 0.02g is also possible."

"makes sense."

Zhang Chi thought it made sense and immediately became more open-minded. So he waved his hand and invited Guan Ren to go to the Internet cafe.

"You guys go ahead, I'll eat first."

"Oh, aren't the instant noodles in the internet cafe delicious?"

……

It’s hard to say whether instant noodles are fragrant or not.

But my former deskmate’s food is definitely better than instant noodles.

At least it smells like it.

So Guan Ren finally went to have dinner with Gu Youli.

And from her increased appetite, Guan Ren couldn't help but speculate that Gu Youli might not have eaten much good food recently.

"Sister Gu, what did you eat for lunch?"

"Casserole."

"Casserole?"

Gu Wancheng can also make casserole?

Guan Ren has an ominous premonition:

"What casserole?"

“Cola Beef Casserole.”

"..."

Guan Ren's mouth twitched, but after thinking carefully about the principle of cola chicken wings, he felt that this dish might not be too bad.

Gu Youli also said that the dish was edible, but it was difficult to chew.

"Beef casserole..." Actually, when making beef casserole, it depends on whether you use beef cubes or beef slices.

If you use cut pieces of ribs and beef brisket to make it, it is relatively troublesome and requires a lot of preliminary processing just like braising.

But if you use parts like the pork loin and slice them, it will actually be much simpler.

So, Guan Ren wrote a relatively detailed recipe for [Bean Sprout, Mushroom and Beef Pot] directly on his mobile phone and sent it to Gu Youli's QQ.

"Show this to Teacher Gu. You can try it. It should be delicious."

This is the second recipe Guan Ren recommended to Gu Wancheng after the sauerkraut vermicelli soup.

If nothing else, I just hope his little Lihua can eat something good again...

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After dinner, Guan Ren went to the Internet cafe that Zhang Chi mentioned.

It is no longer the [Meteor Shower Internet Cafe] that I usually go to, but a new [Zero Degree Space Internet Cafe].

This internet cafe is located on an old street at the back door of the school. As for the atmosphere, although there are some hooligans there, it is still much better than the [New Thinking Internet Cafe] on Xing'an Road.

After all, the number of students from No. 2 Middle School here is relatively large. Generally speaking, a few gangsters would not have nothing better to do than to provoke these students.

……

"Fuck! Brother Xiong, save me!"

"No time, I'm fighting the red buff."

"Where are the people? Where are the people? Look at the middle lane!"

……

As soon as he entered the door, Guan Ren heard several familiar voices shouting.

Turning around, I saw that it was Zhang Chi and the others playing together.

Seeing that they hadn't finished playing yet, Guan Ren bought a bottle of Fanta and wandered around the Internet cafe to see if he could find some other familiar faces.

In Guan Ren's memory, when he was a student, even if he was bored and passed by an Internet cafe, he would take a look around inside and occasionally meet classmates or even classmates from the next class. Such events were always considered a small pleasure.

Sure enough, because he had just finished the exam, Guan Ren quickly found other people.

Xu Hui, Wang Lei, Xu Tianle and others are all here.

There were even a few old faces who were in the same class as me in the first year of high school and are now assigned to other classes.

They are distributed in groups of three or five in different locations, and the toys they play with are also varied.

In addition to the Penguin family bucket, there are also "Tianxia 3", "Dragon Nest", "Nine Yin Scriptures" and "Battlefield King".

There are even people playing "Ask the Way" and "Demi-Gods and Semi-Devils", which are already considered old games.

Among them, Xu Hui is more unique.

He opened a Prototype there.

Youmi's green hard disk version that does not require installation, Jianjia Chinese translation group.

Then he didn't do any quests in the game, just chopped things up in the sky and on the ground, performing all kinds of shows.

"..."

Guan Ren suspected that Xu Hui did it on purpose.

Just to bask in the shocked gazes of the surrounding elementary school students.

However, since Xu Hui himself is a high school student, it would be awkward for him to compete with elementary school students. So at this time, while enjoying the worship of "inexperienced elementary school students", he still pretended to be calm on the surface.

……

Just like that, after a round, Guan Ren came back and found that Zhang Chi and his friends had not finished their last LOL game.

However, League of Legends at that time was indeed quite slow, and it was normal to play a game for an hour.

So Guan Ren went to turn on the machine first.

It was very easy to turn on the computer in a small county in 2011. If you didn’t become a member, you didn’t need an ID card. The network administrator just needed to write a small note, which was called a temporary card. The password was usually six zeros.

There were no empty seats next to the people who were playing together.

But fortunately, Xu Tianle was sitting next to Zhang Chi, playing the biochemical mode of "CSOL".

So Guan Ren went there with a temporary card.

"Tianle, Tianle!"

"..."

Xu Tianle was fully focused, and Guan Ren called out to him twice but to no avail, so he simply took off his headphones.

"Holy crap! Second Master, what the hell are you doing?"

"No hurries."

Guan Ren listened to his headphones and heard a voice saying "We are their slaves", which meant that the game had just begun:
"Change positions, I'll play with you."

"All right, all right, I see."

Xu Tianle agreed, his eyes still fixed on the screen nervously.

Here they come!

"屮!"

As a result, Guan Ren had just given the headphones back to Xu Tianle when he was killed. So he quit the game immediately and bought a new one.

Guan Ren sat down next to Zhang Chi. Before he finished playing this game, he opened the Longkong Forum and Tieba to browse.

Anyway, it’s not a big deal to log in with such an unimportant account.

However, Guan Ren didn't know until he looked at it that there were several more private messages on the Longkong Forum.

[I don’t eat cilantro, I’d be surprised: Big Boss, you actually replied to me! ]

[It would be strange if I didn’t eat cilantro: Are you really a newbie?! ]

[I don’t eat cilantro, that’s weird: Can you give me some guidance? My subscription is terrible! I want to quit reading now!]

[I wouldn’t eat cilantro if I didn’t: I’m really looking for advice!]

……

Looking at these familiar exclamation marks, Guan Ren suddenly remembered this ID.

The last time he deleted the post, he did send a private message to this loyal follower. Considering that the other party was also a newbie, he sent back a few words of encouragement.

Unexpectedly, the other party started to sincerely seek advice.

However, Guan Ren really didn't have much to offer in terms of guidance, nor was he interested in doing so, so in the end he just gave a formal reply of two words.

[Newbie 2011: Persistence]

(End of this chapter)