No one understands rebirth better than me

Chapter 19: Woodpecker's New Book Season Comfort (Today's Time Difference Adjustment)

"Sister Gu, why does Snow White want to kiss the dwarf?"

"Because...because..."

"Because Snow White and Dwarf are adorable."

"..."

The morning after the exam, my weird deskmate told another joke as soon as he came to school.

Gu Youli felt cold and wrapped herself in clothes, but still found herself a little cold.

I looked up and there was nothing I could do. The weather was getting colder and this place was close to the window, so the wind was inevitable.

"…sneeze!"

"?"

A small, crisp sound caught Guan Ren's attention.

This was the first time he heard Gu Youli sneeze.

He was amazed that Gu Youli's sneeze didn't even have a forward movement.

I don’t do what other people do: tilt my head back, take a deep breath, and then sneeze.

Instead, he was extremely restrained and cautious, as if afraid of disturbing others. He covered his mouth and nose with a tissue and nodded suddenly.

"Sneeze~!"

"..."

how to say…

Like a little woodpecker.

"Guan Ren, what are you laughing at?"

"Laughing Woodpecker."

"Where are the woodpeckers?"

Gu Youli was surprised.

She had never seen a real woodpecker, except for "Woody" in the cartoons when she was a child.

"flew away."

"What a shame... sneeze~!"

"hey-hey…"

Guan Ren leaned on the table, holding his cheek with one hand and grinning:

“It’s flying back again.”

"..."

Gu Youli understood now, gave him a cold look, then crumpled the tissue into a ball and threw it on Guan Ren's desk.

"Alas--!"

Guan Rendun acted exaggeratedly, using two pens as chopsticks to pick up the paper ball, and threw it back onto Gu Youli's desk with a bitter look on his face.

"you!…"

Gu Youli bit her lower lip angrily.

Because this is another tissue, not the one you used to sneeze, why would he...why would he be like this!
“This one is clean!”

"I know."

Guan Ren nodded:
"But psychologically, I still dislike it."

"hehe!"

Gu Youli hehe.

If this tissue belonged to Luo... to someone else, would he still dislike it?

"I'm reading. You can continue to care about the woodpecker."

She lowered her head and flipped through the Chinese textbook, starting to make up for the mistakes she made in the monthly exam.

"Sneeze~!"

I still sneeze occasionally.

But it didn't stop her from concentrating.

Until a certain moment, it seemed as if someone pushed the window frame and gently closed the window that was letting in the wind, and Gu Youli's hand that was flipping through the pages of the book paused for a moment.

……

"Fuck, Ren Ge, why are you closing the window? It stinks in here and I need to get rid of the smell."

"Serves you right! Who told you to eat so much beef tendon? It's flu season now, stay out of the wind."

"No, are you so afraid of the cold?"

"I'm not afraid. There are people who are afraid."

"Who?"

"woodpecker"

"???"

……

It was another familiar moment of accidentally eavesdropping...

Another small act that some weirdo didn't take seriously...

Beneath the hair, there were eyes that sparkled like water waves, delicate lips that moved gently, and two faint smiles quietly blossomed. It was very beautiful, but it was regrettably missed again by a poor guy who had told many jokes but still couldn't see it.

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"Master, I want to pick up a package."

After school in the evening, Guan Ren rushed to a post station at the entrance of the community.

E-commerce was just starting out at that time, and the express delivery industry was not yet a new development. Many people had to send and receive express deliveries in the mail room of their workplace or school.

It is really convenient to have an inn like the one downstairs of Guanren Building.

"What's your phone number?"

"133..."

Guan Ren reported Luo Xiaobei's mobile phone number.

He doesn't have a cell phone yet.

If you want to buy a mobile phone, you have to rely on this thing in today's express delivery.

"Signing the contract by hand, so nostalgic..."

After returning home, Guan Ren read the contract and exclaimed:
"As expected of Qidian Chinese Network, this contract is really conscientious and not overbearing at all!"

shhhhh--

After quickly signing, Guan Ren kept one copy for himself and ran downstairs to mail another copy back.

With all this going on, it actually took quite a long time for "The Supreme Confucianism and Taoism" to change its contract status.

But it doesn't matter. Guan Ren has enough confidence, so even though he is a newcomer, he doesn't need to rely on contract status to retain or attract readers.

When Guan Ren returned home in the evening and opened the backstage, he looked at the latest battle report.

"The number of favorites has increased by 500, which is acceptable... The number of recommended votes is pretty good, so I should be able to make the list."

At this time, the recommended votes on Qidian still have some significance. Books before they are put on the shelves cannot be voted for monthly tickets. As long as they are not fake votes, the number of recommended votes can still reflect the quality of the book to a certain extent.

Looking at the comments again, they are almost all urging for more updates.

[A difficult decision: more, more, more, more! ]

[Selling a Kidney to Buy an Apple: Pick up the author and shake him, where are his manuscripts?]

[Dung Sea Maggot: When will the protagonist become awesome?]

[Practice sphincter training, pinch off the unfaithful person: Either I urge you to update, or you blow it, author, you choose one]

... [Chichichi123: Author, I'm a sophomore girl. I don't have money to reward you, but I think about your book every day. Can you update it faster?]

"..."

Everything was fine at first, but when Guan Ren saw the last comment and the ID of this comment, he fell into deep thought.

Always felt…

This stuff looks familiar...

Of course, there is no perfect book, and there is no perfect review section.

My collection is increasing now, some of them I like and some I don’t.

For example, some people complained that "The Supreme Confucianism" was just a skin change, and the core of the game was still killing monsters and leveling up, and it did not have the depth he imagined.

Some people even asked the author to revise the article and write it according to the ideas he provided, and guaranteed that "you will become a god if you write in this way."

Guan Ren clicked on the person's profile and saw that there was no subscription record, so he decisively banned him permanently.

"No matter what, there are fifty positive reviews to five negative reviews now, so I have the advantage!"

In addition, Guan Ren was also moved to see so many people urging for updates.

So I decided that starting tomorrow, I will reduce the number of updates from three times a day with 10,000 words to one update a day.

This is also for the better development of the book.

Because novels require a "new book period".

If the new book period is too fast, it is easy for the book to meet the requirements for shelving before it is given a few recommended positions.

Guan Ren didn't want to wait until he had written 400,000 or 500,000 words before putting it on the shelves.

So from now on, I will deliberately control the amount of updates, and the better after it is put on the shelves.

"By the way... I don't know if the monthly exam results will be available in the next two days..."

Of course, it doesn’t matter whether it can be released or not.

The important thing is that now that the monthly exam is over, Guan Ren can relax a little.

So, he opened the website called [4399] after a long time, browsed through it, and couldn't stop grinning as he browsed.

"Kill the boss...beat up the teacher...the dark evil spirit..."

Wow, these are still there.

Guan Ren had played a lot of games and thought that with his current mental capacity, he was able to challenge some of his childhood traumas. However, he was actually quickly frightened by several horror games and almost punched through the monitor.

It’s not Guan Ren’s fault that he is timid, it’s just that there are too many jumpscares. Even the bravest person can’t help but be scared by the sudden weird music and face-jumping kills.

He slowed down, opened QQ, and found that there were other people like him who also wanted to relax after the exam.

However, not many people have computers at home, and most people, like Zhang Chi, still use their mobile phones to stay online.

[Guan Guan Jujiu: Brother Chi, are you still not asleep? ]

[A man with a good balance between tension and relaxation: Oh, I can’t sleep.]

[Guan Guan Ju Jiu: Isn't it because of that time you teased Chang'e?]

[A man with a good sense of balance: Can you please stop talking about this?]

A man with a good balance between tension and relaxation: I am depressed.

[A man with a sense of balance: I was just reading a novel and left a normal comment urging for updates, but I found out that the damn author has banned me!]

A Man with a Balanced Ambition: Brother Ren, please avoid this book called "The Supreme Confucianism and Taoism." Don't read it.

[A man with a good sense of balance: Brother Ren? Are you still there?]

Guan Ren silently changed his QQ status to busy, closed Zhang Chi's chat window, and opened another one:
[Guan Guan Jujiu: You haven't slept again? That's perfect, I'm looking for healing.]

As soon as I sent a message, several messages came in.

On the River Island: Healing?

[In the River Island: Guan Ren, what's wrong with you? ]

[On the island of the river: Are you injured? What happened? ]

[Guan Guan Ju Jiu: ...]

There's no way around it. Many terms haven't become popular yet, which is sometimes really inconvenient for Guan Ren.

[Guan Guan Jujiu: When I say healing, I mean seeking comfort. I just played a horror game on 4399 and was scared to death.]

[On the island of the river: Oh, you deserve it.]

【Guan Guan Ju Jiu:? 】

[On the River Island: I am asking about the sword, you can go and comfort yourself]

Self-comfort...

Guan Ren looked at these words thoughtfully.

Actually, it’s nothing.

But what was unexpected was that Luo Xiaobei himself reacted violently after realizing it belatedly and quickly added several more sentences.

[In the River Isle: Don't think wrongly, I'm asking you to provide psychological comfort.]

[On the island of the river: No physiological sex allowed]

[On the island of the river: Even if you do it, you are not allowed to think about others]

[In the River Isle: No, you are not allowed to think about me, but you can think about others as you wish.]

[In the River Island: No, no, I didn’t say anything]

[In Hezhizhou: Guan Ren! I order you to shut down your QQ immediately! ]

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At this moment, in a bedroom full of girlish atmosphere.

A certain dirty little girl who was trying to cover up her mistake stared at the screen nervously, her face flushed. She touched her soft little chest and felt that her guilty conscience was about to leak out through the other person's screen through the network cable.

Until the default QQ avatar turns gray.

Luo Xiaobei slowly breathed a sigh of relief.

"call…"

so close…

I almost got misunderstood by my childhood sweetheart as having unhealthy thoughts...

Fortunately, he listened and went offline.
Of course, Luo Xiaobei didn't regard that kind of thing as a big deal. He also knew that Guan Ren was an ordinary boy, so it was normal to do something to comfort him.

only…

Just coming out of her mouth, it's a bit embarrassing...

After all, that's something that only closer relationships can care about.

And now she and Guan Ren are just childhood sweethearts.

Hugs and kisses are fine.

But Se Se can't be so casual.

"Ugh…"

Thinking of this, Luo Xiaobei sighed for some unknown reason, then returned to the game of "Asking the Sword OL" and continued chatting with the master inside.

[I'm waiting for you to come around the bed: Shifu Shifu~ I'm back~]

[Beautiful girl teacher: Was it your childhood sweetheart who was looking for you again?]

[Pan Jun Shiji: Yes, it was a little embarrassing, but it’s okay]

[Beautiful Girl Teacher: So what's going on between you and him? Is it so difficult to be together as childhood friends who are so close?]

[Pan Jun Shi Shi Ran Bei Nong: Oh, Master, you don’t know, I really can’t be sure of his attitude right now. This is a long story, it has to start from junior high school...]

……

(End of this chapter)