No one understands rebirth better than me

Chapter 23 Scumbag and Scumbag Plus
After math class, during recess.

"Hey…"

By the corridor wall, Guan Ren supported his elbows, held up his chin and looked to the west.

The teaching building of Jiangzhou County High School is in a concave shape, with men's and women's restrooms at the east and west corners respectively.

And now, Guan Ren was staring at the direction of the women's restroom and grinning foolishly.

"hey-hey…"

"?"

Liu Xiong, who was passing by, saw this and came over, patting him on the shoulder with a serious tone:

"Second Master, I have to say this, it's a bit perverted."

"What do you know."

Guan Ren remained unmoved:
"I'm not peeping, I'm just admiring it."

"..."

Liu Xiong thought for a moment and patted his shoulder again:

"Second Master, you've become even more perverted."

"Forget it, I can't explain it to you."

Guan Ren is indeed not a pervert.

He was just bored and was watching the young girls being affectionate.

And those girls who come in and out of the bathroom door in groups are the main force of sticking.

They often gather in groups of two or three, arm in arm or hand in hand.

This is what Guan Ren appreciates.

Of course, it is simply appreciation from a straight man's perspective.

For example, admiring their tender skin touching each other.

Like admiring their soft bodies pressed together.

For example, if you occasionally see little white pigeons jumping and fluttering around together, that would be like finding a treasure.

To put it bluntly, I just appreciate their physical interactions.

It's not a white pufferfish.

"Brother Xiong, why are you carrying a schoolbag?"

"Oh, I just went to restock."

Liu Xiong patted the large cross-body bag on his body, which was stuffed with at least three kilograms of weight.

……

As we all know, there are one or two "book vendors" in almost every class.

When I’m bored during evening study or want to slack off in class, I go find someone like this.

Then you can transform yourself into a tomb raider and randomly search around in his desk and cabinet. If you are lucky, you can draw the latest "Comic Party". If not, you can always get the expired "Sprout" or "Humor Master" as a guarantee.

In Class 7 of Grade 2, Liu Xiong is such a person.

And his methods are not limited to magazines.

What about comic books, classic books sold on street stalls, tabloids filled with dirty jokes...

Almost any type you can think of can be found in Liu Xiong.

Even Zhang Chi, when he was out of books, had to find Liu Xiong in a nice way and get two of those traditional Chinese online novels that were pirated from street stalls.

……

"Hey? Brother Chi? Didn't you go to see Chang'e when you passed by Class 6?"

"Get out of here!"

Not far away, Zhang Chi passed by with a gloomy look on his face, and became annoyed when he heard Liu Xiong talking.

In fact, ever since the monthly exam, Zhang Chi has been a little withdrawn when walking around school these days because of the incident of "harassing female classmates in the examination room."

After all, there is no airtight wall in the world.

Although the invigilator and the principal who knew about the incident would not tell everyone about it, it did not prevent his story from being widely circulated among the people.

By now, some people from other classes have learned about Zhang Chi’s “glorious history”.

People are afraid of famous pigs.

Brother Chi got two of them.

"Alas, in life, eight out of ten things are not as we wish..."

He sighed sadly and looked up at the sky at a 45-degree angle.

Then, as if remembering something, he raised the temperature to 60 degrees, becoming even more furious:

"It would have been fine if I wasn't happy, but damn, the novels I've been reading have even had fewer updates lately. What the heck!"

"Reduce the update?"

Liu Xiong didn't quite understand this word.

Have you heard of novels with more chapters or fewer chapters?

"That's why it's so weird. It's that Dogecoin author called [Man in the Clouds] who not only reduced his updates from two a day to one, but he also released a separate chapter publicly announcing his planned reduction. I'm so frustrated that every day when I'm following the critical moment, the chapters are interrupted.

"real or fake?"

"Look if you don't believe me."

Zhang Chi pulled out his phone and expertly clicked on the page for "The Supreme Confucianism":

"Brother Ren, come and take a look."

"I won't read it anymore, but let me be fair. As a reader, sometimes you have to understand the author. The author may have his or her own difficulties..."

Guan Ren said this as he slowly walked towards the classroom.

Well, putting aside the issue of reducing the number of chapters, this fragmentation seems to actually increase user stickiness...

Great! I’ll do the same thing for the next book’s launch!

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In the evening, in the teachers' quarters.

In the living room, Gu Wancheng leaned on the sofa, her long hair casually tied behind her head, her arms folded across her chest, and she stared at the TV in a daze.

It was obvious that she had just returned home and was still wearing the same clothes she had worn at school.

But compared to being in school, it’s definitely more relaxing now.

Under the A-line skirt, the black pantyhose that wrapped her slender legs had been taken off and thrown casually on the armrest of the sofa. A brown jacket was also draped over it, and the shirt inside was simply unbuttoned at the collar, revealing a seemingly bottomless ravine. This made the strict Chinese teacher during the day naturally exude a slightly lazy charm.

Click.

After a while, another person in the house came back.

Snapped…

After the sound of the door closing, there was the rustling sound of someone changing slippers.

Tap... Tap... Gu Youli passed silently through the living room, glanced at her sister on the sofa out of the corner of her eye, and slightly quickened her pace.

"stop…"

"..."

However, as expected, he was stopped.

"call…"

Gu Wancheng took a deep breath, her almond eyes dim:

"What's wrong with you today?"

"It's nothing serious... Guan Ren has already explained everything clearly."

Gu Wancheng sat up straighter:

"You know, if you do that..."

"Sister, I know."

Gu Youli looked at Gu Wancheng calmly:
"Not next time."

"..."

Looking into her sister's eyes, Gu Wancheng opened her red lips slightly, her eyes flickered for a moment, but in the end she said nothing more, just sat back down again and said lightly:

"Are you hungry? I left some sweet and sour pork noodles for you in the fridge..."

"..."

"what happened?"

"No...nothing, I'm not hungry."

After Gu Youli finished speaking, she couldn't help but ask:

"Sister, are the noodles...cooked?"

"Yes."

"You put it in the refrigerator?"

"Won't it get spoiled if left outside?"

Gu Wancheng was stunned for a moment, her eyebrows furrowed.
"Youli, are you hungry? You can't not eat when you're hungry. I'll go heat it up."

"Need not!"

"?"

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[On the island of the river: Pighead, what are you doing? ]

[Guan Guan Ju Jiu: Practice Hand Speed]

At the same time, Guan Ren, who was working hard on typing and saving a manuscript, had just replied to the QQ message on his computer when the other party fell silent.

[Guan Guan Jujiu: Where are they? What happened?]

Is there anything wrong with practicing hand speed?

[On the island of the river: Nothing, just went to the bathroom]

[On the Island of the River: Guan Ren, I have a question for you]

【Guan Guan Jujiu: What’s the matter? 】

[In the River Island: What happened in your office today? ]

……

Luo Xiaobei asked, and Guan Ren simply told him what happened.

Of course, some details such as Sister Gu crying were omitted.

After all, it was just a small incident that happened at the entrance of the corridor. At that time, there were only him and his deskmate. It was a little secret to some extent. Guan Ren felt it was not appropriate to tell it out without permission.

……

[Guan Guan Jujiu: I can only say that this girl is too innocent. She acted too impulsively and was a bit silly. Sigh, unlike me, who is steady!]

[On the island of the river: scumbag! ]

【Guan Guan Ju Jiu:? 】

Qingmei's sudden comment left Guan Ren confused.

[Guan Guan Ju Jiu: Bei, what does this mean? ]

[Zaihe Zhizhou: That's right. As your deskmate, she must have the deepest feelings for your dedication during this time. And you also said she's kindhearted, so her impulsiveness is understandable. Ask yourself, if it were me, while I'd want to see you embarrass yourself, if Li Min had gone too far, I'd definitely have acted impulsively too. And yet, you actually call her stupid!]

[On the island of the river: Bah! Scumbag! ]

Guan Ren was speechless after reading the message sent by Luo Xiaobei.

[Guan Guan Jujiu: Oh, I understand the logic. I was just saying that. Why are you taking it so seriously?]

[Guan Guan Jujiu: Okay, I promise, I won’t despise her.]

[On the Island of the River: Scumbag!!!]

[On the island of the river: ???]

Why are you still a scumbag?

And the number of exclamation marks has increased, has it become a scumbag plus?
……

On the other side, Luo Xiaobei was a little depressed.

It’s not that I regret calling him a scumbag.

Should a scumbag childhood sweetheart be scolded? Absolutely!

The first scumbag was scolded by Luo Xiaobei on behalf of Gu Youli.

But... since he was such a scumbag, and he said he would dislike Gu Youli, but in the end he didn't dislike her... this inevitably made Luo Xiaobei a little depressed.

Therefore, the second scumbag was scolded in the name of childhood sweetheart.

After all, it's not scumbag...

In a sense, it is also a kind of scum!

"Of course he wouldn't want to despise such a kind-hearted deskmate..."

Green plums are sour by nature.

So Luo Xiaobei's eyes began to feel sore again.

Tsk, here we go again...

And I want to cry over the little things.

Especially since the second year of high school, this has been happening over and over again. Luo Xiaobei couldn't help but feel that his life was hopeless.

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(Thanks to book friend 20230804181409310, Pure Love Warrior Never Ends, Late Autumn Forest, It’s Enough If You Understand, Drunk in the Spring Breeze, Trees in the Forest, Wu Jingdu, and book friend 20241028233549092 for their rewards)
The reason I posted this late is because I pulled an all-nighter last night and accidentally came up with two plot lines. I've been struggling with this until now and finally decided to save one for the next book, so I posted this now.

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(End of this chapter)