No one understands rebirth better than me
Chapter 36: A Lifetime of Pighead
Chapter 36: A Lifetime of Pigheads
The plan of the day is in the morning.
What this means is that you should not waste time sleeping in on the first day of the holiday, but start having fun from the morning.
At least that's how Luo Xiaobei understood it.
So early in the morning, when childhood sweetheart was still jogging, childhood sweetheart was already sitting in front of the computer.
[I'm waiting for you to come around the bed: Shifu Shifu, you're up so early today too? ]
[Beautiful Girl Teacher: Well, I encountered something yesterday, so I came to the game early today to enjoy the scenery and relax.]
[Pan Jun Shi Shi Ran Chuang Nong: Then go away. It’s vacation time now, so I can tell you the story of me and that pig-headed boy back in junior high school.]
……
In the game "Sword OL", a female character with twin ponytails occasionally jumps and circles next to a long-haired female character standing still, and paragraphs of text with various expressions keep popping up in the chat box.
……
ten minutes later.
[望君当时翻床弄: That’s how it is, so from junior high school, to high school, and even now, when I’m in my sophomore year, I didn’t dare confess my feelings to that pighead.]
[Beautiful teacher: In middle school, you should focus on studying. It’s right not to fall in love too early.]
The master's sudden words made Luo Xiaobei feel a little dissatisfied.
This Master...
College students are so old-fashioned...
[Beautiful girl teacher: But now, junior high school has been over for a long time, what if the situation is different? ]
[When will he come around the bed? I just can't be sure. Besides, if the situation is really different, why haven't I seen him take the initiative to do anything?]
[Beautiful girl teacher: How about you be brave for once? ]
I was brave enough before. Actually, at the beginning of my sophomore year, due to force majeure, he started getting close to another very beautiful girl, so I impulsively confessed my feelings to him.
【Beautiful girl teacher: And then】
Then there was this misunderstanding. Oh, forget it. Anyway, I didn't get anything across to him! Woohoo!
[Beautiful girl teacher: ...]
Also, his relationship with that pretty girl seems to be getting better and better lately, so I'm even more hesitant to do anything. Plus, he's been working hard on his studies lately, and I'm afraid of disturbing him, so my current strategy is to stick to my bottom line.
[Beautiful girl teacher: What is the bottom line? ]
[Looking forward to you wandering around the bed: Just keep the status quo and continue to be childhood sweethearts with him]
【Beautiful girl teacher: Oh】
……
After explaining everything, the [Beautiful Girl Teacher] just answered "Oh", which made Luo Xiaobei immediately discouraged and felt that his words were in vain.
I feel like the master in this online game is a bit silly...
Or in other words... aloof?
In fact, Luo Xiaobei discovered this a long time ago.
Well…
It turns out that the personalities of college girls and high school girls are so different...
But if you think about it carefully, there seem to be examples of "not very lively high school girls" around us.
For example, Gu Youli.
Luo Xiaobei suddenly felt that when Gu Youli grew up and went to college, she would probably become like her master.
……
[I hope you will be around the bed: So, Master, do you have any experience to share? ]
[Beautiful girl teacher: Sorry, I have no experience in love]
"?!"
what?
Luo Xiaobei was shocked.
Because she had always instinctively thought that a master who could listen to her troubles should be someone who had been in love before.
The result was unexpected...
[Pan Jun Shiji is playing around the bed: Master, I didn't expect you were still a novice? ]
Luo Xiaobei said this subconsciously, and he actually regretted it after saying it.
Not only does it make you appear unreserved, but it is also very "disrespectful" to your master.
Sure enough, the [Beautiful Girl Teacher] fell silent afterwards, and then in the game, she unleashed a set of gorgeous skills on Luo Xiaobei's character.
[When will you be around the bed: Master, please stop hitting me. I know I'm wrong. I'm holding my head.jpg]
After a while.
[Beautiful girl teacher: I can give you some theoretical advice]
[I hope you will be able to play around the bed: Master, please teach me! ]
[Beautiful teacher: Since you are afraid of the consequences and therefore dare not confess, you can first test his attitude towards the act of confession itself. For example, see if he thinks the two of you can still be friends after confessing. Then you can choose whether to continue to maintain your bottom line or wait until his academic performance stabilizes before confessing again.]
……
It was the first time that Luo Xiaobei saw his master type so many words in one breath in a game.
It can be seen that although the master himself has no experience, this suggestion is well thought out.
And after Luo Xiaobei thought about it himself, he felt that it made sense.
Is it to test his attitude towards confession itself?
[Pan Jun Shi He Ran Chuang Nong: I understand, Master. Thank you, Master. Also, Master, do you know a game called League of Legends? It seems to be very popular recently. That pig-headed guy is also playing it.]
[Beautiful Girl Teacher: I’ve also been researching that game recently.]
Seeing this line of words, Luo Xiaobei's eyes lit up.
[Pan Jun Shi Shi Ran Chuang Nong: Great! Then you can be my master in League of Legends! ]
[Beautiful girl teacher: Yes]
There is no problem with the master, but I do have a small question.
[Beautiful Girl Teacher: Xiao Nong, besides Swordsman Online, do you like to play other games?]
[Pan Jun Shi He Lan Chuang Nong: No, hehe, to be honest, I'm not really interested in games. The only reason I've been playing Swordsman for so long is because you, Master, are there to chat and enjoy the scenery. How about you, Master? You seem to be a game enthusiast, huh?]
[Beautiful girl teacher: Well, because I don’t have many friends]
Swah——
Swah——
Swah——
[Beautiful Girl Teacher] had just finished sending this sentence, and before Luo Xiaobei could even read it clearly, the screen was flooded with rows of ellipsis marks that she typed so quickly that he couldn't find it. Then, a new sentence appeared.
[Beautiful girl teacher: Because I am usually alone and free, I like to play some games.]
Oh, so that's it. Then Master, please start teaching me League of Legends now~
……
Luo Xiaobei's home broadband is 10M from China Telecom. The speed has been intermittent at 400-500K per second these two days, and he has just downloaded the client.
So I immediately asked my master to enter the game together, and chose the same [Bandle City] area as Guan Ren, and the ID was still the same name as "Sword OL".
【When will you play around the bed: Master, please teach me! 】
[Beautiful Girl Teacher: Okay, first of all, the most important step in this game is to open the settings and turn off the chat.]
【When will you come around the bed? ? ?】
Although Luo Xiaobei was confused, he just obeyed.
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Just like that, after Luo Xiaobei had been familiarizing himself with the new game with his master for about half an hour, the door of his house opened.
"Xiaobei——"
Su Ping, who had just returned from buying groceries, called out to him. Luo Xiaobei stopped practicing for the moment and quit the game. He then ran out of the bedroom, took one or two vegetable bags from Su Ping's hands, and said in a sweet and innocent voice:
"Mom, thank you for your hard work~"
On the first day of the holiday, you must behave better in front of your parents.
This is the only way to prepare a safety buffer in advance for any unexpected troubles that may arise in the next few days.
"You look so cheerful, what good thing happened to you?"
"It's not that good things happened to me."
Su Ping smiled mysteriously, first glanced in the direction of the study, then lowered her voice and tapped her daughter's forehead with her finger:
"Good things happened to you..."
"I?"
"Yes, Xiaoguan will come to our house to play later. He hasn't been here for a long time. I even invited him to have lunch with us at noon."
"what--?!"
Luo Xiaobei opened his mouth wide.
Let’s not talk about whether it’s a good thing or not, the main thing is that it happened a bit suddenly.
"Why...why did he suddenly..."
"Well, I just happened to meet him on the playground, and we chatted for a while, and then he said he wanted to come over to my house and play for a while, so I agreed."
Su Ping said this, but Luo Xiaobei immediately understood that it was definitely his mother who took the initiative to invite Guan Ren.
Looking at his mother's inexplicably kind smile, Luo Xiaobei's face flushed red as he pretended to be busy packing up the things at home:
"Oh, Mom... Why did you bring him here without even cleaning up..."
"Silly girl, isn't your home good? What's there to clean up?"
"What's good..."
Luo Xiaobei actually remembered some things to pack at this moment, and immediately started rummaging through boxes and cabinets:
"Mom, where's my game console?"
"Which console?"
"The Sony one, and...oh, anything's fine. Where is it?"
"You've been putting those things away for so long, who knows where they are."
Su Ping didn't care or understand any of this, so she just went to the kitchen to get busy.
Luo Xiaobei was left alone to search for a long time, and finally found a PS2 and a Subor learning machine.
……
PS2 is okay, Luo Xiaobei bought it when he was in junior high school.
But the Little Overlord is a very old item.
The overall appearance is just a large gray keyboard with a card slot.
It makes a rattling sound when you press it.
There are also two rectangular handles.
There is a yellowed cartoon sticker on each of them.
One is a small strawberry.
The other is a piglet.
The girl raised her hand and stroked the two stickers, her mind flashing back to the most unforgettable moments in her life that were hidden deep in her heart.
Finally, the fingertips stopped on the piglet and pressed lightly.
"Stupid, if you were told to choose a pig's head since you were little... of course you will be a pig's head for the rest of your life..."
She murmured softly, but the corners of her lips unconsciously curled up, and her gently flickering eyes were filled with a soft sweetness that only she could understand...
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"Ah!"
At the same time, Guan Ren, who had changed his clothes, sneezed as he came downstairs, causing Uncle Lin at the gate to laugh:
"Xiao Guan has a cold?"
"It's okay, uncle. Someone has a crush on me."
"Hahaha, you're just as narcissistic as I was when I was young."
"Hey, I have something to do, so I'll leave first. Take your time playing chess, I'll accompany you another day."
Guan Ren said this and walked away.
The other old man sitting opposite Uncle Lin slowly turned around and looked at Guan Ren's back a few more times.
"Lao Lin, is this the guy you were talking about last time? There's nothing special about him."
"Nonsense, I didn't say he was special in the first place, I just said he seemed to have a little more style than the other guys, and he looked pleasing to the eye."
"Oh my, that young man gave you a chess game last time, and you weren't ashamed at all, but you even got into a fight with him. Ugh!"
"Oh, Old Fang, you don't understand. This guy not only let me play chess, but he was also mumbling the other day..."
"What are you mumbling about?"
"No rush, kill one first."
……
(End of this chapter)
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