No one understands rebirth better than me

Chapter 41: Little Goldfish Blows Bubbles (Please Read)

“I feel like some people are more pleasing to the eye before plastic surgery…”

After watching "Smiling Blockbuster" for a while, it was almost time, so Guan Ren came out of Luo Xiaobei's house and made a sharp comment with emotion.

"Ok?"

Luo Xiaobei, who was following beside him, tilted his head:

“Who had plastic surgery?”

"A star."

"You can become a star and still want plastic surgery?"

"Celebrities are more afraid of aging than ordinary people. Even if they are not old, their cultural level is generally not high, which will affect their aesthetic sense and so on."

Luo Xiaobei thought about it and agreed:

"If you're an ordinary person and you don't have any congenital defects or acquired injuries, there's no reason to have plastic surgery. It's really embarrassing."

“Shame on you…”

Guan Ren was a little dazed.

Yes, when plastic surgery first became popular, the public knew that it was not a glorious thing and was even a derogatory term.

"But this business seems to be very profitable. If it were me, I would promote it more and not let it be so embarrassing."

Luo Xiaobei's imagination was so open that Guan Ren couldn't help but be curious:
“If it were you, how would you like to promote it?”

"Hmm... I'm not sure about the specifics. For example, if a plastic surgery clinic wants a celebrity to be their spokesperson, they could say that celebrity also had plastic surgery, and then a group of fans would support the surgery. How about that idea?"

Guan Ren nodded, with relish:

"continue."

"For example, if I opened a plastic surgery clinic, I would take the lead in calling plastic surgery not plastic surgery, but something more appealing, like... um... scientific beauty~"

“This will indeed further enhance public acceptance.”

The admiration in Guan Ren's eyes has turned into surprise:

"Hey! Witch, what other tricks do you have?"

"Jie Jie Jie~"

Luo Xiaobei pretended to smile mischievously. The cooperation between childhood sweethearts was always very tacit. Whether they were acting or going crazy, they could always synchronize in time:

"Weibo is very popular now, so I'll find some famous people, give them money, and ask them to encourage plastic surgery on Weibo."

"Encourage? How?"

"For example, plastic surgery represents courage and confidence, and anyone who forbids it is considered old-fashioned. Gradually, it becomes as commonplace as makeup, and money pours in."

"Great..."

Guan Ren narrowed his eyes and looked at the complacent Luo Xiaobei.

If this industry were handed over to her, it would definitely become what it will be like in the future several years earlier.

"So when are you going to start your own business? University?"

"Ah... then don't."

Luo Xiaobei immediately restrained his expression and shook his head politely.

"why?"

"Don't you think that's a bad thing to do?"

He actually asked why. Luo Xiaobei poked Guan Ren's conscience with a look of dismay:
"Earning this kind of money will hurt here!"

"That's it..."

Guan Ren smiled and rubbed Luo Xiaobei's head.

……

Yes, this is his childhood sweetheart.

A clever, witty, yet kind-hearted little witch.

……

"Luo Xiaobei, with your brain, I can only say that it's a good thing you are a good person."

"Good man..."

Luo Xiaobei put his hands behind his back, his eyes flickering with an intriguing light:

"That's not necessarily true..."

"uncertain?"

"Well, actually I love to lie. I'm a liar."

Luo Xiaobei turned around with a smile, the wind gently caressing her two swaying ponytails, spreading the same sweet fragrance as always:
"Swindlers are not good people, just like you."

"like me?"

Guan Ren denied:

"Luo Xiaobei, when have I ever lied to you?"

"You didn't lie to me."

Luo Xiaobei admitted it.

If Guan Ren wanted to hide something from her or didn't want to say something, he would always remain silent or change the subject.

There is indeed no serious scam.

"But you're good at lying. For example, didn't you teach my dad how to lie back then?"

"Hey, hey, hey, that doesn't count. That's just a normal workaround."

That's right, Luo Xiaobei thought about it and changed the example:

"Last time in the office, you lied to Li Min and made up a story for your deskmate, right?"

"this…"

Guan Ren's face turned red with embarrassment. If he were to put it this way, it could actually be called a workaround.

But objectively speaking, it was a lie.

"I wonder how many more people you've deceived."

Especially when it comes to deceiving girls, he is definitely the best at it.

Luo Xiaobei has no evidence, but he has Qingmei's intuition.

"What about you? You said you love to lie, why didn't I feel it? Have you ever lied to me?"

"Hehehe~ Of course not!"

"..."

Guan Ren looked at Luo Xiaobei's mischievous and cunning smile, and realized that this question was equivalent to asking a lonely question.

Because if she really lied to me, whether I believed her or not, I would have been deceived.

This little witch...

Guan Ren couldn't help but repeat what he said at that time:
"Luo Xiaobei, with your brain, I can only say that it's a good thing you are a good person."

"Everyone says I'm not a good person."

"Okay, okay, you're not a good person, you're a liar. But if you're going to lie, just lie to me and don't bring harm to others."

"Okay~ I promise!"

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Jiangzhou County is a small county town.

Although it is located in a key transportation hub in the province and is very close to the city and provincial capital, it is still small.

One characteristic of small places that can be both an advantage and a disadvantage is that it is very easy to meet acquaintances.

It was a good thing to meet Su Ping in the morning.

After all, I went to Qingmei's house, which I hadn't visited for a long time, helped Qingmei's father with a small favor, and also changed his impression of me.

It can be said to kill four birds with one stone.

"Eh? No, no...it's Sande..."

To be honest, I seem to have accidentally counted "appreciating Qingmei's cute little feet" as one of my achievements.

Guan Ren was not a pervert. He quickly patted his cheeks and confessed silently.

Then, as I was walking, I met an acquaintance at the Meteor Shower Internet Cafe on the way home.

This time, it was a bad thing. Because it was around three in the afternoon, Guan Ren came out of Luo Xiaobei's residential complex, originally planning to go back and code "The Supreme Confucianism".

As a result, just because I took a second look at the door of [Meteor Shower Internet Cafe], I found two familiar faces with pale faces sitting on the seats at the door.

So, Guan Ren couldn't help but happily go up to her and flirt with her.

"Big brother!"

He first clasped his fists towards Liu Xiong.

"Third brother!"

Then he bowed to Zhang Chi.

"When did you become so depressed?"

"Ugh."

Zhang Chi waved his hand:
"Don't talk about it, Ren. I went hiking with a few people this morning, and then I thought about playing some League of Legends this afternoon, but I still haven't won my first game..."

"That's called a first win! First win!"

Guan Ren had tolerated him for a long time, and the last time he said this, he wanted to give him a big bidou.

"Just you two?"

"No, Xu Hui and the others are here too."

[Meteor Shower Internet Cafe] is different from the newly opened Xin Siwei on Xing'an Road that I went to last time.

Although this is an old store, the hardware configuration is not as good as many new stores of big stores, but at least the staff composition is relatively clean, mostly children from nearby and students from No. 2 Middle School,

Including many people in Class 7 of Grade 2, they have used this place as their base all year round.

"Brother Ren, now that we are here, please take me with you."

Guan Ren nodded and pointed to the position opposite Zhang Chi:

"Leave it open. I need to pee."

……

After coming back from peeing, Guan Ren first asked the network administrator to take away the instant noodles from his seat, and then looked at the broken and greasy Internet cafe headphones with disgust.

"Alas…"

How did I dare to wear this thing before...

There is no way, the conditions are limited, not to mention that it is an old Internet cafe.

Guan Ren had no choice but to tear off two pieces of toilet paper, wrap the dirty earmuffs, hang them around his neck, turn up the volume to the maximum, and use them as an external speaker.

"I'm the Gunner, Zhang Chi, you pick the gems, let's go."

……

Soon, under the leadership of Guan Ren, the first victory was achieved.

"Second Master is amazing!"

"You can just play against the bots to get your first win from now on. It's so convenient."

"Oh, that's boring. By the way, I heard that new mode called Domination of the Battlefield is pretty good. Will you continue, Ren?"

"No, you guys fight first, I'll just take a break."

……

To be honest, the old-fashioned style of League of Legends is too eye-catching at this stage, and Guan Ren feels a little uncomfortable after looking at it for a long time.

So I hung up QQ, opened Tudou Video, and started watching a video called "Guan Gong vs. Aliens" by a person named "Lao Shi".

I felt sleepy after watching for a while, and from time to time I looked at the primary school students playing "Seer" on the left, or Lao Deng driving "KartRider" on the right.

Out of boredom, Guan Ren even opened his still-living QQ pet, fed it some food and gave it a bath.

"Hey, come visit again..."

QQ pets have a visiting function, which is to interact with friends' pets. Guan Ren happened to click on Gu Youli's pet, who was hugging her QQ sister, and then suddenly remembered something.

[Guan Guan Ju Jiu: Sister Gu]

[Xiaoli:? 】

Guanguanjujiu: Once upon a time there was a leech. It asked another leech: "Why can't you catch food?" What do you think the other leech said?

A few seconds later.

[Xiaoli: I don’t know. 】

[Guan Guan Jujiu: Another leech said: Because I am a weak leech]

[Xiaoli: Covering her mouth and laughing.jpg]

"Ok?"

Guan Ren felt really strange.

My deskmate actually sent this emoji instead of [wiping sweat.jpg] or [rolling eyes.jpg]

【Xiao Li: Is this the only thing you're telling me?】

[Guan Guan Jujiu: Well, because I always felt like I forgot something today, and then I realized that today is a holiday, so I forgot to tell you the daily joke.]

【Xiaoli: Not every day】

……

On the other end of the network cable, Gu Youli had already quickly recalled it in her mind twice. Her delicate eyebrows raised slightly, and she was sure that Guan Ren spoke without thinking.

……

Xiaoli: You and Dada didn’t tell me any jokes the day before yesterday.

【Guan Guan Jujiu: Smirking.jpg】

"?"

Gu Youli was stunned. She didn't tell him a joke, so why was he laughing?

[Guan Guan Jujiu: Sister Gu, you remember the day I told you a joke so clearly. You are so considerate.]

After a while.

Xiaoli: I didn’t, I just remembered it accidentally.

[Guan Guan Jujiu: But Sister Gu, even if that's the case, I told two jokes the day before yesterday, and the day before yesterday, respectively. Doesn't that still average out to one joke a day?]

【Guan Guan Jujiu: Calculate it, is this true?】

Gu Youli calculated it and found that it was true.

[Xiaoli: Yeah]

[Guan Guan Jujiu: Hehe, I remember it very clearly.]

"..."

dong dong dong...

squeak-

"Youli, I...eh? Why is your face a little red? Are you feeling unwell?"

"No...no!"

……

Gu Wancheng actually came to ask if his sister was hungry now as she had eaten a little at noon.

But Gu Youli said no, if she was hungry, she would go to a delicious rice noodle shop outside, and then she hurriedly asked her sister to leave the room.

Gu Wancheng was somewhat confused about this.

After all, when she first entered the room, she clearly saw her sister staring at the screen in astonishment, her little face flushed, and her lips moving in panic, like a little goldfish blowing bubbles.

Well…

Did you see something unhealthy?
Gu Wancheng felt that it was possible. After all, her sister's computer didn't have Green Dam installed. Nowadays, some websites still had a lot of unhealthy pop-up advertisements.

However, in this regard, Teacher Gu is still relatively relieved about his sister.

Watching a pop-up ad is harmless, and you don’t actively watch it.

In contrast…

Ha ha…

As long as it wasn't some bad student with a slick tongue who harmed me...

(End of this chapter)