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Chapter 58 Grilled Sausage
"Guan Ren...Guan Ren..."

In the haze, Guan Ren heard the call.

"My wife...?"

Hearing the lady's voice was very cold, Guan Ren was wondering when he had married a female warrior when his cheek was poked slightly harder.

"!"

Guan Ren took a deep breath and sat up. The first thing he saw was his deskmate whose face was full of anxiety. Then he looked up and saw Li Min with a bad look in her eyes.

But at this time, Li Min's eyes were not locked on Guan Ren.

Because compared to Guan Ren, the guy in front who was snoring happily was even more important.

It's over, this Chi brother...

Li Min was next to him, so Guan Ren couldn't remind him directly. He could only pick up his English book and recite to him while quietly kicking him in the lower body using the old method.

boom…

boom…

"!"

Soon, Zhang Chi, like Guan Ren, woke up with a sudden jerk.

It was like in a science fiction movie, when astronauts woke up from a hibernation chamber.

Then he smacked his lips, turned around, and was about to look towards the back door of the classroom instinctively, but he saw Li Min's gloomy and wrinkled face behind him.

Zhang Chi shuddered, picked up his English book and started yelling:

“Wake up, wake up…”

Snapped!
However, in the end, Li Min rolled the English book in her hand into a tube and hit Zhang Chi on the head.

It was because Zhang Chi held the paper upside down.

……

Today is the second day after the National Day holiday.

But according to the teachers, it is obvious that many people have not yet come to their senses.

Specific manifestations include but are not limited to sleeping during morning reading, answering questions in class listlessly, daydreaming and talking nonsense, etc.

For example, Zhang Chi.

The whole person looks like an eggplant hit by frost.

It’s the kind used by lonely wives.

It's so dejected.

But as soon as the break came, he started.

"Brother Chi, don't you want to read novels anymore?"

"No rush. I just watched too late last night and I'm so sleepy today. Let's replenish our energy first."

Zhang Chi patted Guan Ren's shoulder and said:

"Let's go to the cafeteria and buy a hot dog."

"hot dog?"

Guan Ren was stunned when he heard this word, and the image of a sausage sandwiched between two pieces of bread appeared in his mind.

But as far as he could remember, when had the cafeteria of Jiangzhou No. 2 Middle School ever sold this thing?
"No ..."

Guan Ren couldn't help but ask:
"What's a hot dog?"

"?"

Zhang Chi was also a little confused when he heard this:

"What's what? A hot dog is a hot dog. Grilled hot dogs."

"Fuck, why don't you just say sausage..."

Guan Ren's eyelids twitched and he remembered it.

……

In Jiangzhou County at this time, starch sausage is the mainstream, and when you say "grilled sausage", you implicitly mean starch sausage.

The ones that roll in circles in an electric oven are considered "high-end products". Many machines have "Taiwan Hot Dog" printed on the outside, so they are generally called "hot dogs".

As for the later "more advanced" pure meat sausage...

Guanren is not often seen in the county town, and its name is not generally called "pure meat sausage", but something like "volcanic stone grilled sausage".

……

"I won't go, just bring me one."

As soon as Guan Ren said this, other people immediately took action.

"Brother Chi, are you going to the cafeteria? Bring me some buns."

"I also want!"

"Zhang Chi, see if there's any fried rice. Bring me some."

All of a sudden, all kinds of banknotes and coins were placed on Zhang Chi's desk.

So much so that Zhang Chi had to curse while looking at the money that he couldn't tell who owned it, and made a special list.

Guan Ren took a look and took out three more dollars:
"Take two more, making three in total."

Finally, after Zhang Chi finished making the list, he looked at the table full of colorful banknotes and was so upset that he decisively started to call people.

"Xu Tianle, follow me."

"Hey, Brother Chi, you can do it on your own. I believe in you."

"You're not going, are you?" Zhang Chi sneered and threw a fifty-cent note in his face.
"Take the money back, your buns are gone."

"Hey hey hey! Oh my gosh! I'm fucked!"

Zhang Chi put his hands behind his back like the King of Hell, and Xu Tianle followed behind him sullenly, acting as the Black Impermanence.

But there is still a White Impermanence missing.

"You, go get something from the cafeteria."

"what?"

Wang Chao looked up and placed his order, but in order to avoid being forced to pay by Zhang Chi, he decisively raised the latest iPod touch 4 in his hand:

"Brother Chi, how about one lesson?"

"Three sections."

"School is over after three periods!"

This iPod was given by Wang Chao's parents as a reward for his monthly exam. He hasn't played with it enough yet, not to mention there's the risk of it being confiscated.

But after thinking about it, Zhang Chi is not like Liu Xiong. Whether it is his vigilance or his unique location advantage, he is actually quite stable.

Even more stable than me who was sitting in the fourth row of the second group.

"One and a half quarters, no more."

"make a deal."

Wang Chao was still too honest. He didn't know that the so-called one and a half quarters was actually no different from two quarters.

By the time the class was halfway through, the teacher on the stage would be Zhang Chi's best excuse for procrastination.

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ten minutes later.

"Children!"

Zhang Chi and others were carrying large and small bags. As soon as they entered the door, it was like the Monkey King returning to the Flower-Fruit Mountain. Everyone rushed forward to get their things.

"Don't push! The sausages are falling to the ground!"

"?"

Upon hearing the word "grilled sausage", Guan Ren immediately rushed to the scene.

But fortunately, the three that fell to the ground were not the ones he wanted.

But it was Liu Xiong's.

As for the sausage, there's no name on it, so why is it Liu Xiong's...

Then we can only blame Liu Xiong for being too slow.

"Yes, Brother Chi is a connoisseur."

Guan Ren looked at the three grilled sausages with approval.

They were all baked to perfection, about to burst with oil but not cracked.

Although you have to be careful not to burn your mouth when eating it, it is really delicious.

"Sister Gu, here you go."

"?"

After giving Luo Xiaobei one, Guan Ren suddenly handed one to his deskmate, which made Gu Youli a little confused:

"I... didn't want it."

"You didn't ask for it, so I invited you."

"Then you eat it, I..."

"Oh, stop it."

Guan Ren smiled mysteriously and leaned close to Gu Youli's ear:

"When Zhang Chi and I were ordering grilled sausages, Sister Gu, you secretly swallowed your saliva. I saw it all."

"..."

This weird deskmate...

I just stare at myself when I have nothing to do...

Gu Youli was a little angry, but considering that he had a problem with premature love and it might be difficult for him to control his care for his sweetheart, she reluctantly forgave him.

"Sister Gu, take the paper and catch it."

"Ah."

Gu Youli listened to Guan Ren's words and took a bite while putting a piece of paper under her chin.

"..."

To be honest, when Guan Ren saw his classmate catching the juice dripping from her pink lips with her hands, he couldn't help but think of some inappropriate things.

There was no way, because her movements were too cautious, coupled with her slightly furrowed brows and the suppressed humming sound from her mouth...

Guilty sin.

Guan Ren shouted "Amitabha" in his heart.

I can only say that this classmate's appearance and temperament are indeed too pure.

To the point that Guan Ren sometimes inexplicably wanted to bully her.

Forget it, I should do some physics problems to distract myself...

(End of this chapter)