You are not monster girls!

Chapter 108: Only going through the older brother's trash can makes sense. (4k, two-in-one)

"I have a broken bone, pay for my medical expenses."

Meanwhile, inside the café.

Yan Yifan's blood pressure had just dropped, but before he could even breathe a sigh of relief, it was immediately pulled back to its peak.

They've been extorted.

Goodness, it turns out there aren't fewer bad guys, they've just gotten smaller.

Yan Yifan shook his head and sighed, "Excessive indulgence can indeed cause osteoporosis."

He knew the other party would definitely raise the price again, but he didn't expect them to be so dramatic, and he collapsed to the ground.

Fortunately, the guests had all gone to look at the paintings; otherwise, with Lin Muran collapsing, Bao would have become the focus of the entire event.

"As a moderator of the NoFap forum, I must first declare to you that this accusation is baseless."

Both of them were speaking Chinese, and Bai Mengqing could understand each word individually, but she couldn't understand how they were put together.

Bai Mengqing, standing to the side, couldn't understand the details of the two's act at all, and could only quietly ask her "nemesis" standing next to her:
Why did the Red Milk Dragon say that Lin Muran was indulging in excessive sexual activity?

Isn't excessive sexual activity something that only happens when men and women have sex too often?
How could Lin Muran, who doesn't even have a partner, indulge in excessive sexual activity?
“Excessive use of lightning magic also counts,” Emperor Roar explained succinctly, comparing it to the ingredients. Xia Li even gestured with her hands as she spoke.

"Excessive use of lightning magic."

Bai Mengqing knew that Lin Muran was also a Grand Magus, proficient in lightning magic that could be charged by hand.

Even if someone is hiding to cast a spell, it's impossible for someone living under the same roof not to notice.

What is the basis for the judgment made by the red milk dragon?
"How come I didn't notice?"

"The Red Milk Dragon lied," said Emperor Roar, indicating that the toilet paper supply had not increased.

Bai Mengqing immediately took two steps away from Xia Li: "You, why are you rummaging through the trash can?"

She immediately turned her skirt over to check it, afraid that Xia had rummaged through the public toilet while she was gone and that her hands were still dirty.

“Only the trash can that the eldest brother used is worth searching,” Emperor Roar said, trying to clear up the misunderstanding with the ingredients.

"Oh"

Bai Mengqing agreed with relief, but upon further thought, she felt something was amiss and asked, "What does Lin Muran's electricity generation have to do with tissues?"

"Your body will get dirty after using lightning magic, so you need to clean it." Emperor Roar explained very patiently.

"But Lin Muran always flushes the tissues down the toilet, what's the point of rummaging through the trash can?"

Bai Mengqing clearly remembered Professor Lin Muran's habit: not only to observe the water level, but also to adjust the number of sheets of paper towels according to the different materials used.

A faulty toilet will cause water to overflow, which was arguably the first rather profound skill she learned after arriving here.

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Xia Li looked at her hands, clenched them, then slowly lowered them, remaining silent.

She then remembered that most of the tissues in the bathroom seemed to be the washcloths that she and Bai Mengqing had thrown away.

After Lin Muran got up, he saw the two spirit beasts hiding behind him and whispering to each other, so he asked, "What are you two talking about?"

"No, it's nothing. I'm just reviewing what I didn't do well in this drawing."

Bai Mengqing was startled and immediately hid behind Xia Li, forcing a smile.

Xia Li nodded silently.

Yan Yifan could hardly believe what he was hearing.

These two girls are actually summarizing their experiences and lessons learned!?
They are destined for great things.

If the junior had even half the professional attitude of his two girlfriends, he would have already passed the top 100 and dominated the entire platform.

Unfortunately, my junior only rated this Earth Online game 3.0.

Yan Yifan shrugged. He had just checked today's revenue, which was almost half a month's worth. Adding a little more for Lin Muran wouldn't be a bad idea.

"Alright, alright, I was blind to your true worth. I'm willing to accept my defeat."

Although he lost the bet, it indirectly proved that Bai Mengqing had real skills, so he could say that the money he spent wasn't a complete loss.

"No need for the money, you'll be unhappy if we add too much later."

Lin Muran patted the dust off his clothes and pointed to an incense burner on the bar that was half the size of a head and had four dragon heads, with four brand-new gold characters on it that read "May wealth and treasures come in".

"Could you sponsor this?"

This time, besides buying a mobile phone and replenishing daily necessities, he also wanted to buy a special container to hold the "slime" produced by Bai Mengqing.

After all, that thing was still in a bucket, placed in the corner of the balcony, and it was very agitated. If it weren't weighed down by a bunch of heavy objects, Lin Muran wouldn't dare to go out like that.

Moreover, since it's stored in unmarked containers like buckets, ink can easily get everywhere when cleaning the house after a while.

Then the deposit will be lost.

“You have a good eye for things; this is from the Qianlong era.”

Yan Yifan was surprised that Lin Muran immediately picked out the gilded incense burner that he had found at a street stall for 20 yuan. As expected of a designer, she had a very "unique" eye.

If this junior of mine wants to charge me a price, I'll have to lose at least 3 points.

Now look what's happened, I've unexpectedly gained 3 points out of nowhere.

Don't be too cool.

"I think it's from the Shang and Zhou dynasties," Lin Muran retorted.

What year was the previous Year of the Dragon? It sounds like a long time ago.

Could it be that we're now in the later years of the Dragon?
How many weeks did the Shang and Zhou dynasties last?

Bai Mengqing overheard this and quietly asked Xia Li, "Is it the Year of the Dragon now?"

Upon hearing the two of them speak, Bai Mengqing felt that even though she had been here for almost a month, she was still the same as when she first arrived, unable to understand anything.

Xia Li shook her head: "I don't know. Di Hou only knows that he said that during the Dragon Year."

"It's not impossible, but let's make it clear first, no backing out." Yan Yifan cut to the chase quickly, afraid the other party might change their mind.

"I'm not short of money from you, and I just happen to need a basin at home." Lin Muran shrugged.

It's impossible to throw away that lump that looks like slime.

Putting aside whether it would cause trouble, Bai Mengqing was definitely unwilling.

This dragon refuses any wasteful behavior comparable to flushing ink directly down the toilet.

Therefore, it is necessary to find a distinctive and exclusive container for it.

Lin Muran looked at the four dragon heads on the stove. Bai Mengqing was also a dragon, and they were all of the same species. Putting them inside should make them behave better.

As for what happens next, we'll discuss that once we figure out exactly what this thing is.

"Let me make this clear first, there's no packaging box, that's all."

"Do you think this is about buying shoes?" Lin Muran said speechlessly, "Just give me a shopping bag that can hold the shoes."

The souvenir area is right next to the entrance of the café, so it's impossible for it not to have a special shopping bag.

"Would a Walmart shopping bag be okay?"

"They've already rolled back the game, and they're still using this tired joke."

Yan Yifan, who was already raking in the profits, said he only had shopping bags, but still used a special packaging box to wrap the incense burner for Lin Muran.

It's basically like tying a crab up, with the stove body wrapped around it and tied in a knot, making it easy to carry.

"I'm giving you this limited edition box, you should be secretly happy." Yan Yifan handed the wrapped incense burner to Lin Muran.

"This doesn't look like the Shang and Zhou dynasties; it looks like Binzhou."

"I have two cans of Japanese Coca-Cola left, do you want some?"

"You should save your spiral ascent to heaven." Spiral ascent to heaven?

Bai Mengqing secretly glanced at Xia Li. Seeing that Xia Li had drunk so much cola, according to what the two of them were saying, shouldn't she be about to ascend to heaven by now?

"It won't glow, nor will it rotate," Emperor Roar said, shattering the food's meaningless fantasies.

"You...you can read minds too!?"

"No. Emperor Roar said, 'I didn't expect the ingredients to actually be tricked out of me.'"

Xia Li whispered something in Bai Mengqing's ear again, and Bai Mengqing blushed and never mentioned the spiral ascension again.

She had only heard of Taiyin Body Tempering, but never of it being possible to practice it in reverse.

As expected of the Upper Realm, it has transcended the Five Elements.

Lin Muran turned her head to look at the spirit beast beside her, who couldn't understand the conversation at all, and found Bai Mengqing blushing and rubbing her little paws next to Xia Li.

Why are you blushing?

"Isn't it too hot!?"

"Oh."

"In short, you absolutely must not drink Coke!!"

When Bai Mengqing saw Yan Yifan pushing the cola from the bar towards Lin Muran again, she cried out in alarm.

This thing called "Happy Water" is so evil that only Xia Li can control it.

Lin Muran:???

What is this dragon trying to express?
I don't actually have osteoporosis.

"Oh"

Lin Muran was puzzled, so she prepared to hand the packaged incense burner to Xia Li so that she could carry it.

"No, you're letting her carry something so heavy?"

Yan Yifan couldn't stand it anymore. To be honest, this incense burner was quite heavy. How did Lin Muran manage to make it so that his girlfriend, who wasn't even as tall as his chin, could carry it?

"That's why I made her carry it."

Xia Li isn't like Bai Mengqing, who can carry a cosplay giant sword and smash herself onto the stage. Don't let her small size fool you; she can actually lift two Bai Mengqings with one hand without even breaking a sweat.

Lin Muran wouldn't feel at ease until he brought Xia Li with him when buying rice, let alone the incense burner.

The Emperor's Roar can withstand more than just a bag of rice.

"You're such a CS."

"Each each other."

Xia Li held the box and looked at the incense burner through the display window, seemingly deep in thought.

Because of the coffee machine blocking the view, Bai Mengqing and Xia Li didn't see the actual appearance of the box until Lin Muran handed it over.

Bai Mengqing originally thought that Lin Muran would make more money from the red milk dragon, but she didn't expect Lin Muran to pick such a good thing.

The moment I saw vertical pupils, I couldn't help but widen them.

With four dragon heads and gilded inscriptions, it is clearly the most prestigious incense burner among incense burners, the dominant one in ritual items.

"Lin Muran, you certainly have excellent taste."

She was already eager to go home and perform a ritual to bless her phone.

"I'm glad you like it. Let's pack up and get ready to go back." Seeing how excited Bai Mengqing was, Lin Muran was immediately relieved.

If you're adding these small, ambiguous ornaments to your home, it's best to consult these two mythical beasts.

After all, he didn't know where Yan Yifan had gotten this kind of thing from. What if it was some kind of weird thing that tricked him and made him look really unlucky?

"Then I need to clean it first!" Bai Mengqing said, showing Lin Muran a small patch of green on her palm, hidden in a blind spot.

When she was painting, the ink from the painting affected the ink on the camouflage, so she needed to go to the toilet to check if the camouflage had been contaminated.

Lin Muran immediately understood what the dragon meant: "Then you can take Xia Li with you. I'm going next door to buy some things. You should know Xia Li, right?"

I haven't finished stocking up on daily necessities yet, but there's a small supermarket right next to the coffee shop, so I can just drop by.

Xia Li nodded.

As a spirit beast that had been wandering outside for quite some time, Xia Li knew the way much better than this dragon, so it was more reassuring to let her take Bai Mengqing with her.

"If they don't know the way, could you help them point it out?" Lin Muran specifically instructed Yan Yifan before leaving.

"Fine, but this is the first time I've ever seen someone order girls to hold hands and go to the restroom," Yan Yifan complained.

The supermarket is supposed to be next to the coffee shop, but it's actually on a corner, in a rather awkward location. It's only able to survive because it's the only convenience store for miles around.

Just as Lin Muran stepped around the corner, Yun Yifei emerged from another corner, looking very relaxed.

She stretched her body, and whether it was Qingyi's music or not, she felt much more relaxed, both physically and mentally, as if the fatigue from working overtime earlier had disappeared.

Recalling Qingyi carrying that huge black square bag, she disappeared at the end of the street in just a few breaths.

Yun Yifei couldn't help but sigh, "He really is a master who has come down from the mountain; his physical fitness is truly extraordinary."

She didn't particularly like crowded places to begin with, and after being delayed by Qingyi, she found that the crowd had thinned out considerably when she returned to the coffee shop, which made her even happier.

A quiet place is where things can be discussed better; did Master Qing even foresee this?
What a genius!
"I never expected that I could get such a good stove in exchange for such a terrible drawing. It's such a great deal."

“Agreed,” Di Hou said, indicating that the incense burner was not from the Shang or Zhou dynasty.

Just as Yun Yifei was about to push the door open, it was opened from the inside, and a man and a woman walked out to meet her.

draw?

Is she the artist that the passersby were talking about?
She secretly glanced at Bai Mengqing and Xia Li. Both of them were incredibly beautiful. The former had bangs covering half of her face, but her clothes gave her an inexplicably innocent and naive look. The younger one, on the other hand, seemed very shy and unapproachable.
Moreover, the short woman was carrying an incense burner that was only slightly smaller than her head and looked quite heavy, and she didn't even bother to help carry the larger one.
It's a bit like a silly older sister paired with a smart younger sister.
"What a pity, two beautiful flowers stuck in cow dung."

"That man is a real scoundrel. Not only is he two-timing, but he also makes the younger one carry such a heavy thing."

Two boats?
Hearing the commotion, Yun Yifei became suspicious. She was curious about what kind of man could have two girls at the same time.

"I knew you'd be here today, so I've already reserved a seat for you." As soon as Yan Yifan saw Yun Yifei, he immediately greeted her with a smile and invited her inside.

To be honest, I was on tenterhooks when Bai Mengqing and Xia Li bumped into Yun Yifei as they were leaving, fearing that the two girls might accidentally reveal Lin Muran's identity, which would trigger a nuclear bomb prematurely.

"Were those two girls the ones in charge of drawing?" Yun Yifei saw the still-wet painting while following Yan Yifan and was shocked.

The two girls look quite young, yet they managed to work together to create such a high-quality ink painting.

"Actually, it was the big one who painted it; the small one just came to help out at my shop."

"Impressive. How do you always manage to find experts?" Yun Yifei asked curiously.

First it was Master Qing, then that artist girl—why are they all involved in café-related activities?
It's all because your brother is a genius!

"Well, maybe it's because I chose a good spot," Yan Yifan could only start making things up.

Why do you look like you've done something wrong?

"I'm just a little tired after a busy day."

"Two extra-strong Americanos, on my treat. Tell me about what's been going on this past week."

Are you trying to give me caffeine poisoning?!

Aren't you curious about what you just missed?

To be honest, after what had just happened, Yan Yifan had no idea how Yun Yifei was going to arm wrestle with those two girls, so he tried to change the subject.

"I don't care." Yun Yifei said coldly, completely ignoring Yan Yifan's attempt to change the subject.

She was indeed a little curious about which man was two-timing those two girls, but that was all she was curious about.

But now, apart from her younger brother's love life, no gossip can distract her.

(End of this chapter)