You are not monster girls!

Chapter 115 Eel Wave, Go and Kill the Jade Emperor! (4k two-in-one)

"10 Ways to See Ghosts" is considered a classic ghost movie.

The last time he watched it was when Lin Muran was 10 years old, and he watched it with Yun Yifei. At that time, Yun Yifei was so scared that she cried and shook him, which distracted him and left him with little trauma from the movie.

But now it seems that's not the case.

Originally, to prevent the dragon from taking the opportunity to jump onto her again, Lin Muran had her hold the Xiangzi doll and look at it with her.

As a result, both he and the two spirit beasts, when watching this movie again, only felt that it was a pure comedy. Various scenes that were originally very strange now seem to have more dramatic tension than the antics of a paranormal anchor.

"So what exactly was drawn on the last page of this book that made this long-haired mortal break out in a cold sweat?"

Rather than the boss's cryptic explanation that the book was too mysterious to be opened, Bai Mengqing was more curious about what was written on the last page. She was so focused on watching the swaying eel that she missed the most crucial scene.

"Retail price: 10 yuan."

"Pfft~" Xia Li covered her mouth and her body trembled.

"That's such a shrewd businessman!!" Bai Mengqing's pupils widened.

At the very beginning of the movie, she asked Lin Muran about the exchange rate of Thai baht. 500 Thai baht is 108 yuan, which is enough for seven boxes of xiaolongbao.

This tattered book doesn't seem as useful as the incomplete secret technique scroll that Qingxiaoling brought. If this is worth 7 boxes of xiaolongbao, then Lin Muran should owe her 20 boxes after accepting the scroll.

Human nature is still too treacherous.
She patted Lin Muran's thigh hard: "It's a good thing you're not human, you're a mushroom expert, and you have a kind heart."

"You're a monster expert, and if you're going to slap my leg, could you please not hit it so hard?"

Lin Muran used to quite enjoy watching movies next to this dragon, but she didn't know when it started, the dragon would frantically slap her thigh whenever it was next to her. Not only did it slap her hard, but it was also slapping her with its original dragon claws after removing its disguise, so it felt like she was being whipped.

"Then I'll restrain myself," Bai Mengqing agreed very reluctantly.

At this point, the main characters in the movie, after consulting the Cup Fairy, began to move the cups on a piece of paper covered with writing, and slowly pieced together the answer to the question.

"A cup of immortals? Can this really summon immortals?" Bai Mengqing asked, somewhat surprised.

Although the ghost immortal wasn't a particularly powerful figure, she was already beyond the reach of ordinary people. Yet here, ordinary people could casually order her around with just a broken bowl or cup.

"Most Ouija boards are just random ghosts or spirits that are matched with nearby spirits. They've just changed the name to make them look more mysterious."

Regardless of whether Lin Muran is from here or not, he is not interested in the Ouija board system, which is a form of spiritual communication. He grabs a wild ghost that he doesn't even know where it came from and asks it all sorts of questions. The ghost is not Baidu, and its answers are not even as accurate as Baidu AI.

Of course, if you're just looking for fun, then ignore what he said.

“It could also be an immortal,” Emperor Roar added for his elder brother. Xia Li raised her long, slender tail and flicked it twice.

"An immortal?!" Lin Muran and Bai Mengqing's expressions of surprise were perfectly synchronized at this moment.

The definition of the word "immortal" is actually very vague. Whether in novels or classical texts, the definition of immortals is different from that of dragons, and there is no specific definition of a particular image.

Judging from Xia Li's words, it seems that besides the spirit beast, she and her divine master have also seen real "immortals" here, which is very intriguing.

The word he heard most often here was "fairy board".

"It depends on luck, but it will definitely attract women, and bad women at that," Di Hou said disdainfully.

"Bad woman?"

Lin Muran was deeply impressed by Qingyi for two reasons: firstly, Qingyi's behavior was too abstract, and secondly, Xia Li kept calling her a "wild woman."

If a wild woman is a woman living in the wild, then according to this logic, a bad woman shouldn't have any other special meaning, right?

After all, there are two types of bad women: seductive bad women and femme fatales.

I hope Xia Li didn't mean the former, otherwise I might hesitate for a second or two longer before making my move.

"How can you be so sure it's a woman?" Bai Mengqing asked, puzzled.

Ouija boards are usually run by wandering ghosts who pretend to be profound and control the medium by blowing air in the dark. How can you tell if it's a man or a woman?

“Master encountered this while he was sleeping. Emperor Hou saw it when he was with Master and said something like that.” Xia Li said, gesturing with her hands.

In order to confirm whether there was really a ghost, Qingyi tried almost every kind of ritual to summon the spirit. The Ouija board was one of the most successful methods, and it was also quite energy-efficient.

"So how did you deal with it?"

"First, negotiate a salvation ceremony; those who remain obstinate will be given a swipe of their claws," Emperor said calmly. As he spoke, Xia Li took the opportunity to pat Lin Muran again.

"Do you still know how to chant sutras for the deceased?"

Lin Muran, in pain, could only change the direction of her legs to face Bai Mengqing and continue asking.

In this world where spiritual energy is scarce, the kind of spells that can be triggered by a single sentence in the world of immortals and heroes should not work. Apart from chanting scriptures, Lin Muran really couldn't think of any other method.

After all, performing a ritual to deliver a ghost from its slumber requires more skill than simply slapping it to death.

"After agreeing on the terms, flush it down the toilet." Emperor Roar thought his older brother might be overthinking things and said this.

Are you acting in "The Haunted Mansion"?
Lin Muran suddenly felt that Stephen Chow's tribute to Leo in "The Return of the Soul" really matched the image of the divine master that Xia Li had mentioned.

Could it be that besides the fact that Xia Li was freeloading, there was another reason she was brought here: she was taken away from a mental hospital?
Just thinking about it made Lin Muran break out in a sweat. After all, a mental hospital couldn't contain such an extraordinary person. What if he came to cause trouble at the gate one day?
Xia Li's master's combat strength should be no less than Xia Li's, so it's best to learn as much as possible about him.

Tip: The ability to gather information is also an essential skill for monster experts.

"What will you do if the negotiations fail?"

"Of course, fighting is the most fun!!"

Bai Mengqing showed off her fair arms. Although she had never seen wandering ghosts, there was a saying that went very well—

You cannot survive without fighting.

“The ingredients are correct,” Di Hou agreed. Xia Li’s ears twitched; she was quite satisfied with Bai Mengqing’s answer.

"But the spiritual energy here is so thin, how can one engage in magical combat?"

Lin Muran became more and more curious as she listened. Xia Li and her master were cultivators, so they should know quite a few offensive spells.

It's not like in Lam Ching-ying's movies, where a few special effects lights are thrown at you, is it?

"No, it's just that Master is responsible for playing the zither and attracting them, while Dihou is responsible for clapping his hands and wiping out all the uncooperative bad women," he said.

That's really simple and straightforward.
Lin Muran suddenly felt very fortunate that she was alone; otherwise, she might have been the one whose skull was cracked open by Xia Li's powerful opponent.

At this point in the movie, the protagonist goes to find his cousin. In the stairwell, he is possessed by a ghost because he carelessly throws Kun Ge's magic artifact around, and then he starts a dance battle with various rappers.

Seeing the two men's rap outfits, Lin Muran suddenly remembered Xia Li's earlier mention of "playing the piano."

"Wait a minute, your master can also play the zither?" In his current impression, Xia Li's divine master was either an old nun with a serene and otherworldly air dressed in a blue Taoist robe, or at the very least, someone dressed like Stephen Chow in "The Return of the Soul."

But now that music is involved, her image is completely different from before.

"Master entered the Dao through sound, and she has mastered almost all the musical instruments in the world except for the beatbox," Emperor Roar said proudly.

Entering the Tao through sound
That's just sound.
I've been practicing beatboxing lately, and I think I'm getting into it pretty well.

"I can no longer imagine what your master looks like."

Lin Muran complained, then turned to Bai Mengqing and asked, "Have you met the sect leader of Qingxiaoling before?"

"Ah, I see."

Bai Mengqing glanced at Xia Li as she spoke, and seeing that she couldn't lie, she immediately changed her tune and shook her head: "I don't know her, I was just passing by."

She had been moving around the area, occasionally peeking inside, but most of the time she only saw female disciples walking around and never saw a leader like the old sect master.

On the day of his ascension, he left in a hurry, and he bumped into the sect leader of Qingxiaoling and Xia Li with his head on top of his head. Before he could even open his eyes, he was struck by lightning.

Therefore, Bai Mengqing had no idea who Si Ming was or what he looked like; she could only remember a little bit of his scent.

"You two, master and disciple, are indeed skilled. You can exorcise spirits so easily even under completely different systems." Lin Muran sincerely admired the master and disciple.

If it were Bai Mengqing, judging from her behavior after returning from the anime convention, if a slightly fierce ghost came, she would most likely be chased away.

"Lin Muran, your gaze is very impolite."

Bai Mengqing lightly whipped Lin Muran's back twice with its tail, causing Lin Muran's cheeks to puff up like a pufferfish.

No matter what, he was a dragon. How could these inexplicable ghosts possibly act arrogantly in front of him?

But all she saw in Lin Muran's eyes was distrust.

"Oh."

"I can do exorcism too!!!" Lin Muran's perfunctory attitude made Bai Mengqing's sideburns stand on end.

"you"

Lin Muran raised an eyebrow: "Besides painting and magic, you don't know anything else. How are you going to exorcise spirits in the modern world?"

"Why can't drawing exorcise spirits? I've seen how well the Super Beast Imitation Drawing technique was used in Naruto!!"

"Does it mean being used as a tool or a tool for escape?"

"I've really been looked down upon." Bai Mengqing tossed the Xiangzi doll aside, her face much redder than before.

"Then how do you plan to get rid of it?"

"I don't even need to do anything myself, understand?"

"Not going to make a move?" Lin Muran was speechless.

With that kind of fighting power, even if this dragon uses both its hands and feet, it would probably be chased around in circles.

Seeing Lin Muran's incredulous expression, Bai Mengqing became even more excited. She pulled out a piece of paper and threw it to Manbo: "It is my second most loyal servant. Manbo will kill Chu Renmei, Sadako, Kayako, and even the Jade Emperor for me."

Lin Muran:???

Eel Wave: ? ? ?
The wave turned into three big question marks, expressing the utter speechlessness at this moment.

What?! I'm going to fight the Jade Emperor?! Really?

It's quite something, it's even able to have a one-on-one duel with the Jade Emperor.

This owner is definitely not alone; it seems it would have to live longer with this ordinary person next to it, who only feeds it tissues and leftovers every day.

"My assessment is that you can go up there yourself; Manpo is just a fish."

Although Lin Muran felt that Bai Mengqing could indeed take the path of a summoner, her summoner form shouldn't be this weak.

"It's no ordinary fish; who knows, it might one day leap over the Dragon Gate and become a dragon." Bai Mengqing's resolute expression left one wondering whether she was exaggerating or if such a situation was truly possible.

Lin Muran was curious whether the modern ghosts were the ancient, red-and-white-clad ghosts or ghosts in modern clothing, and whether they had faces or not.
In that movie, they smeared corpse mud on their eyes and when they discovered they were going blind, I almost burst out laughing.
To smear rotten stuff all over your eyes is bound to make you blind. And how could mere excrement tainted with a little yin energy possibly allow a mortal to see ghosts? It's utterly ridiculous.

While she was thinking, her claws unconsciously rose again.

"Ok?"

"I... I just wanted to fix my hair, why are you getting so worked up?"

Bai Mengqing raised her hand halfway before she caught a glimpse of the other party's murderous gaze. She could only use her claws to comb her long hair and try to ease the awkwardness with a smile.

"No, just checking what you're going to do."

"Just enjoy your movie, don't worry about me."

After listening to Bai Mengqing's words, Lin Muran moved his position slightly away from Bai Mengqing to avoid the space being too cramped and touching places he shouldn't touch while defending.

Unexpectedly, while pretending to be staring intently at the TV, the dragon actually lifted its buttocks slightly off the sofa and moved along with Lin Muran as she moved to the side, until their thighs touched.

No, you've gotten addicted to taking pictures?

If the dragon were a woman, he would immediately call the police and accuse her of having ulterior motives towards him.

Unfortunately, she was a dragon, and he could only suffer in silence.

Lin Muran was about to move to the side again when he found that the other slender and tender little bottom was not moving. He gently nudged it a few more times to signal the other side, but unexpectedly the other side pressed against him instead, forcing him to move to the side. Just then, the big guy behind him rear-ended him.

Being sandwiched between the large and the small, he now knows what Char felt like when he was caught between Amuro and Axis.

“Big Brother has reached his limit,” Emperor Roar said, his voice filled with suppressed rage. As Xia Li spoke, she mimicked Bai Mengqing by slapping Lin Muran’s thigh with her claws.

"Sorry, it was too uncomfortable to sit in the gaps between the sofa cushions, so I subconsciously moved over." Seeing that her struggles were futile, Lin Muran could only resign herself to watching the movie obediently.

I just wanted to reduce the pain in my thighs, but it turned into a double attack.

Snapped!
The previous firm, fleshy sensation did not come from inside the claw; instead, it felt soft at both ends and hard in the middle.

It was a touch that was both strange and familiar.

Bai Mengqing suddenly broke out in a sweat. She slowly raised her eyes and saw that Lin Muran had somehow let Xia Li sit on her lap, and her slap had landed squarely on the other person's head.

(End of this chapter)