You are not monster girls!

Chapter 121 You were just an accident I made while I was enjoying myself (4k)

Bad news: the ink had precisely seeped into Bai Mengqing's eyes.

Good news! This is Eelwave Ink, the same ink used by Bai Mengqing. It's all-natural and gentle on the eyes.

"Goooo!!!"

As the trigger was pulled, a jet of dark liquid shot out from the keyhole, striking Bai Mengqing directly in the eyes, causing the dragon to cover its eyes and begin rolling on the ground.

"My eyes, my eyes are going blind!!"

"Emperor Roar already said he was running away."

After taking off her sunglasses, Xia Li saw that the ink had finished spraying out, so she slowly moved her body and squatted down three steps away from Bai Mengqing to prevent herself from being swept into the death roll.

"Next time, could you please not wait until you've fired before you say anything?!"

"Then the other side might not fire. Emperor Roar needs to consider psychological warfare."

Xia Li stammered, her voice so soft that it was drowned out by the sound of the dragon's tail turning on the ground.

With her sunglasses off, her vision was less obstructed, and she could see inside through the keyhole even from a great distance, so she had already made her way far away.

"With the dragon dead, what's the point of psychological warfare?!"

Bai Mengqing covered her "black face" and complained wildly.

If possible, she would definitely make sure Xia Li rushes to the front to shield her from the attack next time.

There's a saying that goes, "It's better to die than to die." Now that I've died, it'll be her turn next time, no matter what.

"I thought you had broken the lock again."

Just then, Lin Muran opened the door to the room, carrying Eel Wave, which had already returned to its original form. She glanced at Bai Mengqing, who was curled up on the ground, and seeing that the other party did not react, she turned her head to examine the door lock.

He wiped it with a piece of paper and breathed a sigh of relief after confirming that it was drawn on; at least his deposit was safe.

At first, Lin Muran just felt that something was watching her. When she turned around, the door was closed, so she didn't pay attention. But when she was halfway through dubbing, the feeling of being watched still didn't disappear.

It was only when he caught a glimpse of the eel wave turning into an arrow pointing at the door lock that he realized Bai Mengqing and Xia Li were peeking at him through the door lock.

As for why he placed such a large basin of ink next to it, it was mainly because he often saw some flower vendors say that placing a potted cactus next to the computer could reduce radiation.

It's like telling you not to think about Tong Darkwei wearing a black hood and black spiked underwear, but you can't help but keep thinking about it.

Although Lin Muran knew it was a rumor, for some reason she felt uneasy after hearing it, so she placed the eel on the side like a cactus and started working.

Upon discovering that the two spirit beasts were spying on him, Lin Muran, on a whim, tossed a tissue to one of them and, mimicking Bai Mengqing's call, turned it into a water gun, intending to teach the spying dragon a lesson.

Bai Mengqing's ink wouldn't harm her eyes, because concealing her vertical pupils was also part of her disguise, although most of the time she used wearing colored contact lenses as an excuse to be too lazy to draw.

He just hadn't expected the water pressure to be so strong that even if he replaced the ink with water, the dragon still wouldn't be able to handle it.

It has a strong flavor of settling personal scores and murdering one's master.

He always felt that this thing had transcended the category of "painting and creating" and become an independent entity.

"Are you okay?"

Lin Muran saw that although the dragon was covering its "black face" and not moving on the ground, after looking it over for a few moments, he quickly realized that the dragon was acting and pretending to be dead.

He discovered that the dragon was secretly peering at him through the gap between its fingers with its bright, vertical pupils, as bright as light bulbs in the evening light.

Especially now that her face is as dark as that of a native Cantonese person, it's incredibly obvious.

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Bai Mengqing didn't say anything, but slowly turned her tail from the studio to the toilet across the street.

Does she want me to wipe her face?
Lin Muran looked at Xia Li, and the moment their eyes met, the other woman trembled as if she had been electrocuted. She quickly put on her sunglasses and raised her hands in surrender.

"Sir, please don't shoot! We're on the same side, it's all a misunderstanding," Di Hou said fearfully.

Lin Muran: ? ? ?

So it was you who led the Japanese into the village.

"It's just voice acting, what's so interesting about it?"

Lin Muran sighed, turned around and took a towel from the toilet, helped Bai Mengqing up like an old man, and wiped the ink off her face.

He couldn't understand why these two spirit beasts were so interested in his voice acting.

As for Xia Li, forget about her; she didn't participate much, and she was only interested in the dubbing process.

Bai Mengqing has been making videos with him since the days of Mermaid Girl. He should be used to seeing her all the time, so why is he suddenly so enthusiastic today?

"It's more fun to see you embarrassed if we team up."

Bai Mengqing obediently allowed the other person to wipe her cheeks, her tail standing upright like a rattlesnake, its tip constantly vibrating.

"I think you've eaten too many red beans." When Lin Muran wiped her face, she deliberately kneaded the other person's face like dough.

"Gulp, I only ate the soup, I didn't eat any red beans?"

Bai Mengqing carefully recalled today's breakfast. She had mixed noodles with two eggs. Where did the red beans come from?

Could it be that Lin Muran secretly ran out and bought red bean ice cream while I was taking a nap?

Lin Muran is so greedy to keep such good stuff hidden away!
"Oh, I just said that, Lin Muran, you're vomiting, it hurts, it hurts, it hurts, it hurts, Green Bean!!"

Feeling the sudden increase in pressure on her face, she waved her green gloves in begging for mercy, completely at a loss.

Bai Mengqing didn't understand. Lin Muran was the one who stole the food, so why was she the one being criticized?

"What the Japanese commander means is that he misses the ingredients," said Emperor Roar, acting as a highly professional translator.

After returning to normal, Xia Li took a cloth and helped wipe up the ink splattered in the corridor before bending down and standing next to Lin Muran.

"Wait, why did I suddenly become a Japanese officer?"

"Because the Emperor's Roar is now much like a translator delivering messages," the Emperor's Roar explained to the Grand Tutor.

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Lin Muran looked at Bai Mengqing, whose face he was rubbing, and felt that he really looked like a Japanese lord who was forcibly taking a woman from the countryside.

Now, with her back hunched over, Xia Li could easily become a rare translator if she simply swapped her sunglasses for thick-rimmed round glasses, wore a small hat, and carried a small gun.

"You should still call me Big Brother."

After wiping the ink off Bai Mengqing's face, he released her and let her fall headfirst to the ground.

"Yes, sir." Di Hou bowed and scraped, saying, "Sir, Di Hou was wrong, wrong. Please give me back my sunglasses."

"Are you still calling him 'Taijun'?"

Lin Muran quickly removed Xia Li's sunglasses with his other hand, turning her back into her previous shy and timid state. He could tolerate being teased online as being Japanese or Korean; netizens were just having fun and he didn't care. But he never expected to be stripped of his citizenship by a spirit beast in a fantasy world.

"Big brother, Emperor Roar knows he was wrong. He won't be a translator next time."

"That's more like it." Lin Muran returned the sunglasses.

"Next time, I'll strive to be the commander and control my eldest brother," Emperor Roar said to his eldest brother, expressing his ambition.

Lin Muran:???

Did this spirit beast really have such a strong desire for control?
"hiss."

Bai Mengqing, who was enjoying the face washing service with her eyes half-closed, did not expect Lin Muran to throw her on the ground so roughly.

She clutched her head, staggered to her feet, and it took her a while to recover from the dizziness.

"Lin Muran, don't you know that longan is very fragile?!" She clenched her two green claws into fists and stomped her feet angrily.

She was prepared for Lin Muran to discover her, open the door, and she would then hide. However, she did not expect that Lin Muran had also mastered the use of the Eel Wave and would instead launch a sneak attack on her.

No wonder he's a mushroom expert; he can even learn how to play the dragon.

"I can't control water power."

Lin Muran raised her hands to show her innocence.

Out of the corner of his eye, he saw that the eel had already retreated back into the incense burner. He noticed that the eel, seeing Bai Mengqing in such a sorry state, had its head tilted back, its eyes narrowed, its mouth open, and its body swaying from side to side while making croaking noises.

The painting mocks its master.
Are they not even going to put on the inverted Heavenly Gang costume anymore?
Bai Mengqing squatted down in front of Manbo, her tail raised above her head, her twilight-colored vertical pupils like two flame-colored longswords pointing directly at Manbo, as if she were declaring her sovereignty as the creator to herself.

"I advise you to recognize your place in the family. You are just an accident that I accidentally caused while I was enjoying myself."

Lin Muran:???

That's true, the eel wave was indeed created by Bai Mengqing while she was painting, but why does it sound so strange?

Quack~
Eel Wave extended two small tentacles and moved the furnace closer to Lin Muran's legs. Three pairs of eyes met the gaze cast by their creator.

"Don't think that you can rise in this household by sleeping with my servant. You're just a third party."

“That’s right, Emperor Roar said that his subordinates are ranked before pets.” Xia Li echoed from behind, pressing Bai Mengqing’s shoulder.

"Remember this: in this family, my word counts! Pain! Pain! Pain! Lin Muran's horn is about to break!!!"

Who are your servants?

Lin Muran grabbed Bai Mengqing's horn and began shaking her to correct her: "And where did you learn all this nonsense from?"

You two spirit beasts have really made something of yourselves, transforming yourselves into wealthy ladies.

It's one thing for the spirit beast to become a wife, but how did he end up becoming a servant instead?

He must be a man who worries endlessly about his family, right?
It seems that not only are the scales of this dragon reversed, but its bones are probably also reversed.

It seems we really need to correct her perception.

"I see this is how they divide things in TV dramas with lots of women in the family."

Bai Mengqing finally managed to break free from Lin Muran's clutches, straightened the dragon horns that had been bent askew, and hid far away, saying in a low voice:
"Besides, didn't we agree to rank them in order of arrival?"

"Shouldn't that be the main room?" Di Hou asked doubtfully. Xia Li pointed to the room with a "Do Not Disturb" sign on the door.

"Isn't that a man's room?"

When Bai Mengqing arrived, she noticed that the room was empty. Lin Muran rarely went into that room either. Judging from his statement that he was not interested in men, it was probably a man's room.

"Men can't marry each other, so how can she be called the principal wife?"

“That’s true.” Lin Muran thought for a long time before deciding to go along with Bai Mengqing’s words.

This dragon is rebellious by nature. If you explain to her why she shouldn't go into that room, she will definitely sneak in. But if you go along with her, she will lose interest in the matter because she understands everything.

This matter is also recorded in the "Bai Mengqing User Manual".

Anyway, the shrew won't move back, but to prevent her from checking up on you via WeChat video, it's best not to touch her room.

"However, she doesn't like others touching her things, so don't go in unless it's absolutely necessary."

"There's nothing inside that's taboo about dragons, so why would I go in, right, Xia Li?"

Bai Mengqing showed no interest in mortal men other than Lin Muran, her tone full of disdain.

"Yes," Emperor Roar said after hesitating for a long time before finally agreeing.

Xia Li glanced back at the room, seemingly wanting to say something but then stopped herself.

She felt that the smell of that room was very similar to the smell of the woman she had met in front of the coffee shop before.

Years of experience as a gatekeeper told her that a woman who could live with her brother and make him so wary must be a ruthless character.

"Alright, alright, if we don't start working now, it'll be too late. These two games are interesting, you can learn to play them first to kill time, and we'll play them together after I finish work."

Lin Muran glanced at the time on the lock screen and realized that almost half an hour had passed since the two spirit beasts started making a ruckus.

The house wasn't very soundproof, and since the nearby tenants were mostly working professionals or students who left early and returned late, if I waited until dark to do the dubbing, I was sure to get knocked on the door and my whole family would be questioned.

He didn't want to put off until tomorrow any work that could be done today.

"But... I find mobile games so boring."

Bai Mengqing played some mobile games on Lin Muran's phone. Most of them involved harvesting crops and then logging off, just like ordinary people setting up stalls, which wasn't very interesting.

She couldn't understand why mortals, whose lifespans were already short, would waste their time on such meaningless things.

"These two are different. You two can play together. Go and figure it out on your own first. Don't end up crying and begging me to go easy on you when you want to play together."

"How is that possible? I can understand it completely in ten minutes!!"

"Then you should beat the passerby first."

He pushed the two spirit beasts out again, and after giving them the golden shovel and pesticides—games that take at least 20 minutes to play—he left the door slightly ajar and began to work.

Compared to keeping the door closed, opening the door can greatly reduce the curiosity of the spirit beasts, so they won't have such a strong desire to explore, and the exciting scene of peeping through the keyhole will not happen again.

Without the thrill of voyeurism, voice acting would simply become another part of the normal workflow, and the voyeurs would leave, finding it pointless.

Moreover, the appeal of these two games is irresistible even to elementary school students, let alone these two spirit beasts?
Sure enough, after the two spirit beasts took their phones to the living room to play, the feeling of being watched disappeared instantly, and the previous straightforward text and voiceover ended very easily and smoothly.

He took off his headphones, let out a long sigh, and discovered that the Eel Wave on the table had inexplicably transformed into the sound spectrum graph under Qianqian Music Player, fluctuating and changing color.

Seeing that it wasn't doing anything to affect her work, Lin Muran didn't pay any attention to it. After taking a sip of water, she put her headphones back on and prepared for the next stage of dubbing.

But as soon as I finished speaking the first line, that feeling of being watched, like an ice pick stuck in my chrysanthemum, crept back up my spine.

(End of this chapter)