You are not monster girls!

Chapter 123 The eldest brother's reaction was seven times that of Hakimi; if he felt uncomfortable, he would run away on his own (4k).

"You've been here so long, have you seen Lin Muran take off her clothes?"

As Bai Mengqing watched the silent film, her thoughts wandered, and she discovered something incredible: she had never seen Lin Muran shirtless before.

Xia Li shook her head.

Even when taking a bath, Lin Muran would go in fully clothed and come out fully dressed, unlike in cartoons or on TV.

"I always felt that Lin Muran seemed to be deliberately hiding something."

She saw in movies that the boys liked to do this after taking a shower or when it was too hot, but Lin Muran was always wrapped up tightly, even though she, as a dragon, dressed more lightly than him, a man.

Although Lin Muran wasn't exactly a normal person to begin with, this was just too strange.

It's almost like the female protagonist in a TV drama who disguises herself as a man.

The TV is currently showing the Disney version of "Mulan," a rather old film, but the quality is still quite good.

Since the Titanic disaster, Lin Muran's TV has been switched to on-demand service, showing videos he has carefully selected, mostly movies and animations.

We live in an age of information overload. Filtering out meaningless information can help them learn and adapt more quickly.

The original intention was to make these spirit beasts realize that revealing their identities would cause a lot of trouble, but clearly, the spirit beasts' focus was not on the plot.

"Big Brother is definitely a normal male," Emperor Roar said, directly annihilating the fantasy of food.

"how do you know?"

"I have verified it," Emperor Roar said decisively.

"Verified?"

Bai Mengqing looked suspicious. Just then, the TV was showing a scene where a military doctor treated Hua Mulan's injuries and discovered her female identity. Her tail immediately twitched: "Did you also undress him?"

"More authoritative than peeling it open," Emperor Roar said, indicating that it would be impolite to ask any more questions about the ingredients.

"Hey, Lin Muran isn't here, what are you afraid of?"

"I'm afraid I won't be able to control my curiosity about the ingredients," Emperor Roar said helplessly.

"You're a rare... no, a beast!"

Bai Mengqing pouted, wanting to imitate Lin Muran by making Xia Li's cat ears, but she pulled her hand back as soon as she raised it, and pretended to put it on the other person's shoulder.

“Instead of worrying about such meaningless things, let’s hurry up and play the game,” Emperor Roar suggested.

Xia Li twitched its ears and, quite displeased, smacked Bai Mengqing's thigh with its tail.

She knew very well that if she explained the reasons to Shicai in detail, given Shicai's personality, he would definitely try it himself, and then she would no longer be able to sit in her older brother's lap.

What's so fun about games?

"When Emperor Roar and Big Brother are having fun together, don't complain about the ingredients," Emperor Roar said with a grin.

"You talk as if you know it all."

"The Emperor Roar said that he had taught his master this."

Xia Li and Qing Yi had played these two mobile games when they were together.

The Mi 6 that the old sect leader posted was called a legendary phone online, and it could easily carry a golden shovel.

Xia Li wasn't really interested in the game at first; she just watched Qing Yi play it occasionally to pass the time.

As it turned out, her master's condition was just like this ingredient: cheerful and talkative before the competition, talking nonsense during the competition, and silent after the competition. She even became so withdrawn that she started losing fur. She had no choice but to learn a little bit herself and help her master reach the diamond level.

As a result, her master was even less able to beat her, and from then on, Xia Li never saw her play the game again, and she gradually faded from view.

"I figured out how to play both games completely in just 20 minutes!!"

Bai Mengqing hugged Xia Li tighter, her tone full of disdain: "You don't have a cell phone, so you'll just have to watch Lin Muran play with me!"

"It's alright, the ingredients die quickly, we can just take turns," Emperor Roar said calmly.

"Don't push your luck!"

Bai Mengqing's dragon horns turned slightly red with anger. He wrapped his arms around Xia Li and placed the phone in front of her: "Today I'll show you what a true dragon in the world looks like!!"

"So what are you doing here at the door when you were having a good game?"

Lin Muran stood at the doorway, watching the two spirit beasts sitting in front of her in the same posture as the stone lions. After listening to Bai Mengqing's explanation, she was even more confused:
"It's only been less than half an hour, enough time for one game, right?"

"Forehead"

Bai Mengqing's gaze darted around as she rubbed her green gloves, stammering, "This game is so... so unchallenging, it's so boring!!"

"The explanation is that the challenge is no challenge at all; it's boring because you can't win," Emperor Roar said with a smirk.

Xia Li entered the topic by mentioning the championship carry.

"How dare you slander Long's innocence out of thin air!!!"

Bai Mengqing's face flushed red, and she quickly retorted, "It's clearly my teammate's problem, what does it have to do with me?!"

She had only played the game called "Honor of Kings" twice when, for some reason, her altar would automatically explode every six minutes. Then her teammates would turn on their mics and start cursing at her family members.

She didn't understand why her teammate was saying such auspicious words in such an anxious tone.

What did they say about you?

Seeing that Bai Mengqing's demeanor clearly indicated she wasn't upset by the scolding, but rather seemed quite happy while discussing the matter, Lin Muran asked with some curiosity.

"They said my father is dead."

"You seem quite happy."

"That's exactly what I wanted."

Bai Mengqing's expression was very happy, as if she wished these words were true: "If the base hadn't exploded so quickly, I would definitely have thanked him."

Lin Muran:???

"Since someone is blessing you, why don't you continue playing?"

"Because he called me a primary school student!!!" Bai Mengqing's cheeks puffed up like a pufferfish.

"What did you say that made them call you a primary school student?"

"Rebound."

The opponent's rapid-fire questions were too fast, and Bai Mengqing felt it was a bit too much of a waste of breath. On a whim, she thought of giving them a taste of their own medicine and said this on her microphone.

"That's really childish. Hey, hey, hey, your clothes are going to tear. Are you a college student? Those people don't know what they're missing."

Seeing that her clothes were about to be torn into a low-cut top by the dragon, Lin Muran quickly tried to calm it down:

“Elementary school students are more civilized than many people online these days. Saying you are an elementary school student is not to look down on your knowledge, but to praise you for winning people over with virtue.”

"Really"

Bai Mengqing grabbed Lin Muran by the collar, pulled his face close, and stared intently at him with her evening-colored eyes, her little dumpling even pressing against his chest.

"Of course, if a stray dog ​​barks at you from the roadside, would you, as a strong person, bark back?"

"Hmm, that makes sense. As expected of Lin Muran, she can empathize with a powerful person so easily."

After hearing this, Bai Mengqing's brows relaxed, and she loosened her grip on Lin Muran's collar.

"Sigh, another piece of clothing ruined."

Lin Muran noticed that the collar of her short-sleeved shirt had been pulled up to her chest, and felt a little sorry for her, but still asked, "If you don't know what to say, you can actually type it."

"Yes, Xia Li helped me type a reply, but the base exploded before she could finish typing. Where are you looking?"

Bai Mengqing shook Xia Li, who was facing Lin Muran but whose gaze seemed to be fixed on somewhere else, and looked somewhat puzzled.

Could it be that she's angry because she didn't send out such a long counterattack? At least she has some conscience.

"Let's include her in the plan to uncover Lin Muran's true colors as well." "Gua, yes, the ingredients are right," Di Hou said calmly.

Xia Li shook her head, memorizing the scene she had just witnessed, and gave a perfunctory answer.

"I think I guessed it."

Lin Muran knew that Xia Li's typing speed was not only incredibly slow, but also in classical Chinese, which meant she was basically done with literary combat.

"But isn't the shovel a game for one person?"

"The game is no fun without you." Bai Mengqing said hesitantly, flicking her tail.

Oh no, is this dragon really a genius?!
Seeing Bai Mengqing turn her head away, her fingers constantly twirling the ends of her hair, looking like a shy, innocent girl, Lin Muran suddenly felt a little flutter in his heart.

But it only lasted 0.1 seconds.

This filter was shattered by the dragon itself in the next moment.

"If you were here, I could just grab your phone and make you surrender, then you wouldn't have to be eliminated so early," Bai Mengqing said through gritted teeth.

Xia Li raised her hand in agreement.

Lin Muran:
Sorry, I misspoke. This dragon isn't a genius; it should be called a prodigy.

"What about the TV?"

"I can't hear anything, it's boring."

“Agreed,” Emperor Roar said, raising its tail in support.

Lin Muran sighed: "I'm really fed up with you two. You can watch if you want, but can you please stop staring at me like that?"

If you're just on the side, you should be able to avoid that feeling of not being able to urinate.

"Great!!"

"Oh~"

When Bai Mengqing saw that Lin Muran agreed, her vertical pupils lit up, and she pounced on his bed. After bouncing twice and making the bed creak, she buried her face in his pillow.

Xia Li followed closely behind, but her movements were much smaller than those of the dragon.

After rolling around a couple of times, Bai Mengqing let out a long, satisfied sigh. She really missed this soft bed.

Ever since she accidentally treated Lin Muran to a meal at Longzu, Lin Muran has refused to sleep with her anymore. Even if Bai Mengqing sneaks in, Lin Muran will kick her out, saying she's going to call Xia Li.

This time, I can finally make a comeback with a full makeover.

There's nothing in the world more satisfying than lying on Lin Muran's bed and watching him feel awkward.

If so, then we'll talk about it later.

"Let me make this clear first: you guys just stay here quietly and play on your phones, and don't disturb the dubbing."

"Okay~~"

Bai Mengqing and Xia Li nodded at the same time, then, in the same reclining posture as old men, they propped their heads up with one hand and began to observe Lin Muran from the side.

If you didn't tell me your names, who would know that you two spirit beasts were sworn enemies before?
Don't get too excited yet. Wait until you're doing the dubbing, then we'll see who's more embarrassed!

The succubus commentator in the last video was originally voiced by Lin Muran, but because there were some overly suggestive scenes later on, he had the shy Xia Li, who hadn't yet exited the "open eye" mode, take over for her.

Although my speech was a bit disjointed, I didn't expect it to have such a good effect by accident.

Driven by personal vendetta, he planned to have Bai Mengqing try out for the voice of Ghost Princess one last time.

It's only a line or two anyway, and it would be too much trouble to find a new voice actor to work with.

Lin Muran was too lazy to complain anymore, so she could only put on her headphones and continue with the second half of the narration and dubbing. Because some parts had to be deliberately mysterious, her tone would sometimes be abrupt and gloomy, making it sound very sinister.

Of course, if you only listen to the dubbing combined with the background noise, it's still quite immersive. But if you see someone speaking to you like that, the comedic effect is off the charts.

Lin Muran could see out of the corner of her eye that Bai Mengqing was laughing non-stop on the side, and then she was punching the Xiangzi doll that she had somehow gotten, until her face was dented from the punch.

Xia Li was alright; her reaction wasn't as strong as Bai Mengqing's. She maintained her original lying position, but her little hands were already covering her mouth.

Ha, go ahead and laugh. The more you laugh, the more you'll cry later.

Lin Muran, harboring a bellyful of resentment, poured her emotions into the script and spontaneously read it aloud following the pre-written rhythm and tone.

gurgle gurgle—

Bai Mengqing, who had been secretly laughing, suddenly became alert. After exchanging a glance with Xia Li, who had twitched her ears, she communicated with her tail.

Have you heard any strange noises?

【Have】

[Is the ghost really here?]

【impossible】

Where did that come from?

Xia Li sat up, adjusted her sunglasses, and used her tail to draw Bai Mengqing's gaze to Lin Muran's table.

Bai Mengqing's expression darkened upon seeing this.

Guga ga guga ga~
Awww~
Woooooo~
The sound source was the eel wave that had turned into a spectrum diagram on the edge of the table. Every time Lin Muran spoke, it would make strange noises in rhythm with her words. The sound was as quiet as the TV in the living room, and it was almost inaudible unless you listened carefully.

What is it doing?

[I don't know about Emperor's Roar]

[What should we do? If Lin Muran finds any strange noises after finishing the voice-over, she'll definitely blame it on us.]

[Emperor Roar thinks we should learn from Conan]

[Conan?]

[It's like the Emperor Roar kicking the yawning Xiangzi like a soccer ball, destroying the target.]

"Are you crazy? What if you hit Lin Muran?"

The older brother's reaction was seven times that of Hakimi; if he felt uncomfortable, he would run away on his own.

It just doesn't seem reliable.

[Time is not on the horizon, the emperor roars]

No sooner said than done, Xia Li had already snatched the Xiangzi doll from Bai Mengqing's hand and placed it on the bed. Just as she was about to step on it, Lin Muran finished her dubbing, took off her headphones, and turned around.

"What are you doing?"

"Eliminate the source of interference," Emperor Roar said honestly.

"No need, my part is already finished."

While dubbing, Lin Muran also listened to his own recorded audio to see if it was up to standard. After a second check, he found that there was a lot of strange noise in his dubbing, but it was very quiet and could not be heard after adding background music.

However, just to be on the safe side, let's get it re-prepared.
"Are you sure you can do this?" Bai Mengqing glanced at the eel wave that had returned to normal.

"It's alright. There's some background noise if you turn the volume up to the maximum, but it shouldn't be a problem." Lin Muran looked at the strange appearance of the two spirit beasts and immediately gave up the idea of ​​re-matching them.

The static noise is likely due to a faulty microphone.
Looks like I'll have to wait until I withdraw the money next time to buy a new one.

Shouldn't we tell our older brother the truth?

Xia Li sat down and continued to relay information to Bai Mengqing using her tail.

Bai Mengqing swallowed hard, then began writing right after the tail.

I think it's best if we pretend we didn't see or hear anything.

(End of this chapter)