You are not monster girls!

Chapter 128 You're Invincible, Ingredients (Sweating Soybeans.jpg) [First Update in 4K]

I guess I'm the one who's greedy.
Dragons have a huge appetite, and in Lin Muran's mortal understanding, that's perfectly reasonable.

Is "big-headed ghost" an insult?
I don't really understand. Anyway, what I have is the tail, not the head, so it doesn't really matter.

Bai Mengqing didn't understand Xia Li's meaning, taking it all as Lin Muran shifting the focus, and stared suspiciously at the person and beast on the chair.

Lin Muran kept denying that it was because she was afraid of ghosts.
She usually thinks that there can't be ghosts in horror movies, but only when most of the characters are dead does she realize that she has seen a ghost and then she starts to be afraid.

It's clear that Lin Muran is currently in the stubborn stage.

What a tsundere! He should have just said it directly. I would have had Xia Li protect him while mocking him mercilessly.

Bai Mengqing suddenly gave Lin Muran a "I really can't do anything with you" look and patted him on the shoulder, almost knocking him off his chair.

"Lin Muran, are you afraid of ghosts?"

Lin Muran:???

"Why would I choose this theme if I were afraid of ghosts?"

"Even horror movie protagonists are afraid of ghosts, but that doesn't stop them from summoning them."

"It's just a simple technical issue. Listen to the original version again."

Lin Muran felt that facts spoke louder than words, so he faced the computer again, pulled up the project file, and let this silly dragon hear what it was really like.

Eel Wave is a creation of painting, not a musical instrument that has come to life. Even if it makes noise, it shouldn't sound like that female ghost crying in that marketing account.

Woohoo~
Awooooo~
Bai Mengqing said smugly, "Isn't it terrible?"

Xia Li twitched her ears, covered them, jumped off her seat, and ran to Bai Mengqing's side: "It really is tragic." Di Hou agreed.

Her hearing was already quite acute, and when this audio played, Xia Li felt that it was even more irritating to her ears than the Arcane Blade. In order to protect her ears, she had no choice but to get off the device.

"It's just the sound of the wind."

The woman's wailing came from the separately extracted audio recording, which was indeed different from the sound Lin Muran heard when he synthesized it that night, causing him to waver in his original insistence for a moment.

Could it be that I lost my mind while making videos?
To avoid being misled, Lin Muran picked up her phone to compare and see if she could rule out the possibility that the marketing account had added some "top-notch bel canto" to create a sensation.

He entered the BV number in the video to open the marketing account's video. He glanced at the number of comments and saw that it jumped from more than 400 at the beginning to more than 500 in the blink of an eye.

"Lin Muran, what's your online nickname?"

Lin Muran's fingertips had just touched the screen when she was interrupted by a question coming from behind her.

"Kobayashi, I guess."

"So, what kind of monster girl are we going to make for our next video?"

"Next video?"

Lin Muran was stumped by Bai Mengqing's abrupt question. They were just discussing whether ghosts existed, how did it suddenly jump to the next project?

As expected, some of this dragon's thoughts are still too difficult to fathom.

However, this is also a good thing, at least we don't have to waste so much time and energy on whether ghosts exist or not.

"I haven't decided yet. Why are you asking?"

"It's very urgent."

"The next video will probably be about being a vampire."

Lin Muran thought for a moment. When he was collecting material about Ghost Princess, he was quite impressed by Uncle Ying's battle against vampires in "The Taoist Priest with One Eyebrow". He felt that this plot could be reused.

In the other world, he had the most contact with vampires and succubi, two races that suck people's essence from head to toe.

As long as your blood is palatable, can suppress your opponent, you don't need to go out for long periods, and you get paid on time, then a vampire is a super-powerful figure second only to a monster expert. Even some extremely dangerous experiments can be carried out by taking advantage of the vampire's immortality.

The same applies to succubi; as long as you can convince them, they will use knowledge they've heard from who-knows-where to assist you in your work.

These two types of monster girls are arguably the most popular races among monster experts.

Lin Muran, who was caught in the middle, had also met the hybrid, and was even more familiar with him than the other two.

He even used it as an assistant in his research, recommended by his seniors, but the effect did not reach the expected 1+1>2, not even 1×1. Only then did he realize that he had been tricked by his seniors.

Fortunately, the next day, these old guys all fell into the nightmare's trap, sending him signatures asking for help, and he showered him with gold coins.

I wonder how that guy is doing all by himself now.

It's a success if you don't squander your entire fortune within 100 years.

Lin Muran recalled the day when his assistant lost a game of rock-paper-scissors and was forced to jump into the pink slime to test its slime function, and couldn't help but feel a mix of emotions.

In ancient times, vampires tested slimes with their bodies; now, Bai Mengqing tests the Fiji Cup with her hands.

Regardless of the era, monsters are inherently capable of causing all sorts of mischief.

While reminiscing, he switched to the comments section to see what had happened, but the atmosphere there made Lin Muran frown.

A level 3 account with the avatar of an elderly man named Xiangzi and the ID "Real Dragon in the World" was chatting with other random people in the comments section.

Lin Muran knew without even thinking that the ID belonged to the silly dragon behind him who had suddenly fallen silent.

Is it a bit too much to go to such lengths just to prove that there's something fishy going on in their house? They even created a fake account to stir up trouble.

[Living Dragon: Holy crap, no wonder I always felt a chill next to my ear when I was sitting behind Kobayashi watching him do voice acting, turns out there really was something wrong!!]

Holy crap, someone's actually speaking from experience?

[Wow! I told you the wooden cabinet was a FIFA!]

[The original video creator was incredibly prolific, like a sow; it seems like only a studio could produce that much content.]

[Didn't that uploader say it was a friend's help? That makes sense now.]

[I can vouch for this; the uploader's surname is indeed Lin.]

【I'm super, box! 】

In the middle, the living dragon added a long segment about Lin Muran's dubbing experience. The first time he tried, he failed and heard strange noises. He dubbed it several times, but each time the software crashed or there was static. Then he asked the landlord if the room was drafty, and the landlord said no. Finally, he looked back and found a yellowed old photo on the table. The photo showed only a faceless woman wearing a red coat. In the end, he borrowed three cigarettes from the woman, lit them in the room, and offered a prayer before the video was successfully uploaded.

The story is a formulaic supernatural event with nothing new, but the writing style is similar to ghost stories on Douban, straightforward and captivating.

This is completely inconsistent with the cultural level of this dragon.

Lin Muran turned the chair around, and sure enough, the two spirit beasts were sitting on her bed at some point, whispering and discussing something to each other on their phones.

It should be Xia Li polishing Bai Mengqing's content before posting it.

They must be warned not to disclose their address.
If the landlord finds out that he is the culprit behind the online rumors that his house is a haunted house, he may not only lose his deposit, but also receive a court summons.

"Someone asked me how to say the address?"

"Don't say it," Emperor Roar reminded him.

"How can they believe us if we don't tell them?"

Bai Mengqing didn't quite understand. She had watched so many movies with Lin Muran and felt that she could only get more immersed in movies that featured place names.

Once you immerse yourself in the story, you'll subconsciously believe it; this principle should apply to ghost stories as well.

“They won’t believe it even if there are no news reports, so we can keep the ingredients a secret,” Emperor Roar warned.

"Oh, you're keeping me in suspense... Ouch, why did you pinch my tail?!" "It's not that I'm keeping you in suspense," Emperor Roar said, expressing concern about the intelligence of the ingredients.

Xia Li pinched the large green tail that was draped over her thigh, abruptly stopping the other person's glass-rubbing motion, and only let go after Bai Mengqing deleted the three words in the chat box.

"How would I know if you didn't tell me?"

Bai Mengqing felt the pain and could only pull her tail back, covering her legs like a loincloth.

"Can't the ingredients use their own brains to think for themselves?" Emperor Roar mocked.

"In the face of absolute power, any scheme is meaningless. Why aren't you saying anything?"

Xia Li shook her head, and after a long while, she finally spoke:
“You’re invincible, ingredient,” Emperor Roar said with the expression of a sweating soybean.

"Hmph, do you even need to tell me?"

Having once again gained Xia Li's "approval," Bai Mengqing proudly shook her head, and her glass-rubbing speed increased significantly.
"How much should we pay for the coffins? Hurry, they're starting to ask."

"."

Forget it, let's just let these two play around.

Lin Muran hesitated, then gave up the idea of ​​stopping the conversation.

He felt that these two spirit beasts would most likely act as riddles in order to create that so-called "mystery," and there was probably no risk of them self-destructing.

Lin Muran didn't care about opening boxes; after all, it was just her opening them.

My channel isn't involved in any fan economy; it's just touching on the edge. I don't think anyone would be so bored as to come offline for a real-life event.

He took this opportunity to see what kind of buzz these two spirit beasts could generate. This kind of discussion itself was a kind of interest, so he might as well take advantage of it.

At this moment, the number of floors in the "True Dragon in the World" thread continues to increase, and new comments pop up every time you scroll to the bottom.

[Living Dragon: Just have fun, everyone. I just saw this video and it reminded me of something.]

[Believe in me, Qin Shi Huang, rather than him]

First of all, if it's too long, I won't read it; you really do write a lot.

[They have quite the imagination when it comes to building a Taoist temple.]

[Is there any original uploader here? Could you point me in the right direction?]

[@MonsterExpert]

[@YouAreJiangYouqing @Meidaji @StraightHandOldManDuncan @BannedFilesEE, here's some new material]

I just took a look, and it has that ghost marriage vibe.

[Could you please ask around for my brother about what he should be making for the next video? He's almost crying with worry.]

[Living Dragon: I asked, the next video will be about a vampire princess.]

[cy the prophet.]

【cy Vampire Princess.】

【cy Xu Haolong Xiaolin】

"Why do they post a man's name with a heart in the middle?" Bai Mengqing frowned after seeing this comment.

"It's just a term used online to tease people who seem to have a good relationship," Dihou explained to the ingredients.

Bai Mengqing's tail throbbed like a fish out of water, her voice full of complaint: "But I was here first! How come Lin Muran is with someone else, and a man at that?"

If we're talking about a couple, it should be her, the one who arrived first and lived with Lin Muran in the Dragon Group.

Luckily, Lin Muran wasn't drinking water, otherwise he would have spat it out. He couldn't help but complain:
"First, I reiterate my stance on Nantong. Second, you yourself have obtained the title of 'Living Dragon,' so it's normal for netizens to impersonate you."

"How...how did you know?" Bai Mengqing was startled by Lin Muran's sudden interruption and quickly hid her phone behind her back.

"I only glanced at it briefly."

Lin Muran then explained to Bai Mengqing the references to the "True Dragon in the World" pairing, and that this pairing was an abstract concept rather than a real one, which would ultimately affect her.

After hearing this, the dragon not only didn't frown, but actually breathed a sigh of relief.

Why do you look so relaxed after listening to this?

The dragon race values ​​names quite a bit. Lin Muran thought Bai Mengqing would insist on changing her name after hearing this, but to his surprise, she just nodded and said she understood.

"Ah, ah, it's nothing." Bai Mengqing finished speaking and silently liked the comment.

With this protective barrier, even if I form a couple with Lin Muran, it won't lower my status, but everyone will still know it's a perfect situation.

She couldn't help but inwardly praise her own high intelligence once again.

"Just remember not to reveal any real information, and you can say whatever you want about the rest."

After reminding the two spirit beasts, Lin Muran opened his backend to check his private messages. After all, if he didn't have a good countermeasure, it wasn't impossible for his account to be taken down by the review committee.

[It seems like the original poster is using this content creator's alternate account.]

[Ding Zhen with the prosthetic eye, identified as a script]

[Surprisingly, there's no first law!]

"Why do they say I'm Lin Muran's alternate account? This account is clearly my own."

Bai Mengqing was so angry when she saw more and more people in the comments section questioning whether she was Lin Muran's alternate account that her dragon horns began to emit a faint red light.

She spent ages scrubbing the glass with Xia Li's long sentence, only to have Lin Muran reap the rewards instead.

"Because the ingredients are too pure." Emperor Roar said, indicating that he was tired of talking and would now remain silent.

"Pure? Do you mean purity? Then I don't want my purity to be too high."

Bai Mengqing was full of confidence; she wouldn't be criticized for being of low purity like that mortal named Miyamoto Musashi.

After eating the half-chocolate that Bai Mengqing had stolen, Xia Li stopped making any noise.

She simply rested her head on the part she least wanted to see, using her tail to instruct the other party to continue stirring up trouble in the comments section.

Although this thing is wicked, it's much more comfortable to lean against than a sofa or a master.

"So how am I supposed to stay awake during the day?!"

Bai Mengqing saw that the comments section was overwhelmingly negative about her and wanted to ask Xia Li for help, but she didn't expect that Xia Li had already left a while ago.

"Hululu——"

The Emperor Roar, nestled in the softness, squinted its eyes, twitched its ears, and let out a meow like a cat, completely ignoring Bai Mengqing's words.

"Xia Li means that you are too straightforward, so everyone thinks you are just like those TV commercials."

After waiting for a while without hearing Xia Li's explanation, Lin Muran had no choice but to act as her mouthpiece once again.

"But if I don't say it, it feels like all those words I typed before were for nothing."

Bai Mengqing was very dissatisfied, but since her strategist was silent, she could only turn to the "victim" of this situation for help: "So what should we do now?"

Lin Muran shrugged: "It's fine to just treat it as a farce. It would be too ridiculous if this thing could be made into a video by a paranormal content creator."

(End of this chapter)