You are not monster girls!

Chapter 136 You weren't secretly drinking Qingyi's bathwater, were you? (4k two-in-one.)
The bathtub in the bathroom was not a traditional bathtub, but an embedded one similar to a bathtub. Without any obstacles, Lin Muran immediately noticed the ball of fur at the corner drain.

Women's hair and nails
Could it be Qingyi's?
He saw the mixture of hair and nails that looked like a ball of fluff, frowned slightly, and took two steps closer with Eel in his arms to examine it.

Anyone who's ever lived with a girl knows this.

The most annoying thing is that the bathroom drain needs to be cleaned every few days, otherwise it will get clogged with hair.

But isn't this amount of hair a bit too much?

And why are there so many fingernails mixed in? Does this guy trim his nails while showering?

I'm not afraid of cutting it crooked.

He grabbed a clump of ink from the incense burner, wrapped it around his hand, and reached out to examine it closely.

When Qingyi let her hair down, it was only a little past her shoulders. If she had lost so much hair, she should have been balding by now.

Cluck cluck cluck?!

Lin Muran was tethered by the eel's tentacles. When he looked back, the eel's head had wide eyes and its mouth was open to the limit, breathing heavily on him.

"It's just a clump of hair, what are you so nervous about?"

After the Eel Wave was installed, the drain was never blocked by hair again. Lin Muran felt that even if five or six more monsters came, whether they were hairy or not, he could handle it.

Of course, it would be best not to come again.

Gaa gaa gaa gaa!

"What do you mean by 'I don't eat the hair and nails of strange women'? It's as if you would eat your master's hair."

Lin Muran pulled away the eel's tentacles, preparing to extend her hand forward again.

Monster experts have a special ability: after spending a long time with monsters whose language they don't understand, they can get a general idea of ​​what they mean.

Quack quack quack!

"'Dragon's hair is delicious, but this hair isn't.' What a load of bull! Have you ever eaten it?"

Quack, quack, quack!
"You can even tell if it tastes good or not by smell? Qingyi is the head of a sect, how could her hair possibly taste worse than a dragon's?"

Seeing the intense reaction from the eel, Lin Muran first pinched out a strand of hair.

It was long, rough, and a bit crooked.
Is this really hair?
Chew, chew, chew~ Croak!
The hair slowly dissolved inside the dark green gloves, and the main body on the stove swayed more and more violently, looking very angry.

"You can also assess this nail and then shape it for me to see."

Eelwave's shaping ability is still relatively poor, but it can still roughly shape an eel based on its scent or body parts.

The houses where you hire a haunted house tester are most likely haunted houses that have been uninhabited for a while, but Lin Muran always felt that there was another presence in this house besides Qingyi.

hiss~
Suddenly, her arm was wrapped and rubbed. Lin Muran came to her senses and found that Manbo was dragging her hand away from the lump of something.

"You've already eaten it, don't waste it!!"

Ga ga ga ga ga!
"You mean 'I won't eat your nails because they're too dirty, and they even have dirt rubbed off from my body'?"

Eel Wave nodded frantically.

"Why don't you just eat it like a popping boba filled with red bean paste?"

Eel Wave: ? ? ?
Before Manbo could even turn around and run away with the jar, Lin Muran grabbed the ball of fur and stuffed it into Manbo's stove: "Let's trace it back and see."

Hey!
It suddenly regretted abandoning that foolish master and choosing this human-looking beast in front of it.

Boom!
Suddenly, a banging sound came from the doorway. Lin Muran turned around and saw a dark figure flash past the door.

"who!"

Lin Muran immediately jumped up and rushed to the door, but the corridor was still the same as usual.

Everything around remained still and stagnant, with only the cawing of crows outside the window and the Tyndall effect reflected in the sunlight indicating the passage of time.

He tried to walk to the top of the stairs but almost slipped. As he lifted his foot, a lot of hair fell from the sole of his shoe.

Her breathing became increasingly rapid, and the cracking sound of the wood due to temperature changes became clearer. Lin Muran picked up her hair, her eyes filled with terror.

There really was something else in this room!

He held his hair, lowered his head, and remained silent for a long while before speaking in a hoarse voice: "Hey, Manbo, I have a question for you."

Ga?
Manbo looked at Lin Muran's strange expression, and his slender body trembled slightly.

"Can you spit out what you just ate?"

Eel Wave: ? ? ?
"Forget about that for now, at least today's work wasn't a complete waste."

Boom!
Lin Muran shrugged, preparing to go back to the bathroom to bring Manbo out, when he heard a strange noise coming from the wooden floor behind him again. This time, he seized the opportunity, grabbed the other party, and pressed the dark figure to the ground.

The creature was completely covered in black cloth, obscuring its appearance. It possessed extraordinary strength and struggled incessantly. Seeing that she couldn't handle it all, Lin Muran used her special black-targeting locking technique, which barely managed to subdue the massive black object.

Tip: Kneeling has a special effect against black humanoids.

Woohoo! ! !
"It was just an act, but they took the bait."

Lin Muran felt that since it could act like a ghost during the day, it was most likely a living being with low intelligence and a strong addiction to pranks.

So all you have to do is pretend to be scared and comfort yourself while you're fishing, and the other person will definitely be unable to resist taking the bait.

But when Lin Muran saw the two protrusions at the front of the black cloth, she immediately deflated.

He relaxed the pressure on his legs, raised his hands high, and delivered a powerful Ansai waist drum performance to the back of his body.

Snapped!
"Alas!"

With nearly 200% coverage and feel, he knew immediately who was inside.

clap clap!

"Stop, stop! Lin Muran, it's me! Stop it, get back at me!!"

The black cloth was deliberately lifted, and Bai Mengqing, unable to touch Lin Muran, could only wail and keep pounding the floor with her hands.

"So what are you trying to achieve by pretending to be a ghost?"

"Yes, yes, that bird said you only appear calm on the surface, but are actually terrified. It said that if I just scare you a little, you'll have to kneel down and beg me to be with you."

"You actually believe that? Where did the black cloth come from?"

"In that...that strange room."

"You're touching other people's things without permission. Aren't you afraid they'll come looking for you at night?"

Lin Muran stood up from Bai Mengqing and then realized that the black cloth was the cloak she had seen in that room before.

"Oh, she didn't tell me she'd be called." Bai Mengqing stopped halfway through brushing off the dust, her face turning ashen.

"Then hurry up and put it back. Is this hair on the ground yours too?"

"What hair?"

"The one right under your feet."

"I drew this. Oh no, the disguise is about to fall off, I was wrong, I was wrong."

"You didn't just come up here to scare me, did you?"

Lin Muran pressed against the base of the camouflage horn and frantically shook the clumsy dragon's head by rubbing it.

My heart, which had just been at ease, was filled with anxiety again.

The scariest thing about Ghost Princess and Oni is that you can't lock onto the target or see the health bar.

Bai Mengqing covered her head and stammered, "You've been in the bathroom for a while, so I came to check if anything had happened to you."

Lin Muran wanted to complain, but swallowed the words back and just shrugged and sighed: "What kind of accident could happen to me?"

Although the content is somewhat tinged with curses, the fact that this dragon came because of it still makes one feel inexplicably warm-hearted.

But only for this one second.

"I've seen some mortals stealing and drinking the bathwater of spirit beasts. I called you downstairs for ages and you didn't respond. Shower gel is poisonous; you can't just drink it!" Bai Mengqing even peeked her head towards the bathroom. Lin Muran: ???

"Have you ever seen me drink yours?" Lin Muran laughed instead of getting angry.

"Hmm, no, not that."

Bai Mengqing added thoughtfully, "But Xia Li has licked it, so we can't rule out the possibility of her being rough with it in the future!"

Forced by Lin Muran's overwhelming power to split her skull, she had no choice but to obediently admit her mistake.

Lin Muran pointed to the bathroom drain and said, "So, according to you, that clump of hair in there was also drawn by you as a prank?"

"Ah, Qingyi is actually wearing a wig now?!" Bai Mengqing's sinister tone revealed shock.

The dignified Chief of the Azure Clouds is actually a bald man with a receding hairline—this is simply unbelievable!
awesome.

She could finally have a good laugh at this scoundrel who had designs on Lin Muran.

It's just that there are nails stuck on it, which is a bit disgusting.

"This is clearly not Qingyi's hair, and her nails aren't this long either."

"If it's not hers, then whose is it?"

"Isn't this asking you?"

"I just found out there's a bathroom here. Ugh!"

Bai Mengqing belatedly realized what was happening and immediately shrank behind Lin Muran: "You...you mean, this hair doesn't belong to any of us?"

"It was probably left by the old tenant who showered here yesterday. Ugh, if you're scared, don't hit me, okay?"

Bai Mengqing's delicate little fists are just a disguise for the green gloves; the power of her punches on the back is comparable to that of a wooden massage hammer.

"Are you sure you can handle someone that even Xia Li and you can't detect?" The dragon's voice was much softer than before.

Lin Muran let Bai Mengqing hug him in a "sister-hugging" pose, and gently patted her head: "If you're scared, I can take you home after you finish your disguise tonight."

This dragon is so terrified; it's really not suitable for it to stay here any longer.

In "The Return of the Soul," Stephen Chow always gave the others special training on courage before they started catching ghosts. Now that she doesn't even know what the ghost's identity is, it's really too much to ask of her.

"But, I'm worried about leaving you here."

"I guess you should stay by my side."

Lin Muran wanted to retort, but when she met those evening-colored eyes, she suddenly changed her mind for some reason.

"Hmm." Bai Mengqing tightened her grip on Lin Muran considerably.

"Hiss, are you trying to break my bones?!" Lin Muran broke free from her restraints, carried Manbo out of the bathroom, and went downstairs with Bai Mengqing.

Throughout the process, Eelbo squinted and showed no abnormalities.

Downstairs, Qingyi and Xiali sat on the sofa playing with Bai Mengqing's phone.

The guqin that was previously in the coffee shop was now placed in the very center of the round living room.

"Looks like nothing happened?" Lin Muran asked, seeing the master and apprentice so relaxed.

“Except for that basement,” Emperor Roar said warily.

When Xia Li saw Bai Mengqing next to Lin Muran, she immediately jumped up from the sofa and ran to him.

"Wasn't that locked?"

"We just discovered that there was actually a hidden door leading to the basement." Qingyi's tone had a hint of boasting.

"So there's something going on inside?"

"No, it's just a warehouse inside."

"You're making it sound so serious." Lin Muran wiped his sweat.

"This is just a prelude; there are actually some situations that could arise."

Qingyi waved her hand, then suddenly her expression changed, and she said in a low voice, "My traitor and I just saw a ghost."

"ghost?"

"A penniless wretch."

"Is this some new lame joke?" Lin Muran asked expressionlessly.

Is what's written in the black book wrong?
"This is a ghost story!" Qingyi was very dissatisfied with the other party's reaction. She got up and walked towards the guqin to tune it.

She finally got to know two ordinary people, but she never expected them to react this way.

"Try playing the piano first, and listen to where that sound of demolishing the house is coming from."

Qingyi had mentioned before that someone was making noise in the building during the day. Now that there are many people around, if the other party dares to do it again, we can announce that we can leave work early.

"Please select a song." After adjusting her instrument, Qingyi closed her eyes and quickly ran her hands across the strings, a stark contrast to her previous frivolous demeanor.

"Lemon, that melancholic mood might be more effective."

Lin Muran only wanted the melody; lyrics were irrelevant.

A good melody will never be bad no matter what lyrics it's paired with.

"Lemon?" Bai Mengqing seemed to have heard of it, but her memory of it wasn't very clear.

"The Emperor's Roar knows. The melancholy of that day, the melancholy that day, the loneliness that day... Waaah!!"

"Except for this one."

Lin Muran immediately covered Xia Li's mouth to prevent the song from polluting Bai Mengqing's ears.

"Anyway, as long as it's not this version, it's fine."

The purpose of having Qingyi play the zither was mainly to try to attract the other person, not to kill him.

"it is good."

Qingyi answered decisively, sliding her hands to the ends of the strings and beginning to play.

The guqin's tone was quite deep and resonant, and the overall rhythm was slightly slower than the original piece. With her special playing technique, the emotions were somewhat restrained, but the sorrowful feelings of the original piece could still be felt.

Whether the evaluation of me is good or bad,

Whether they praise or criticize me,

We worship the sacred mountain with utmost devotion.

It washes away my sorrow.

Rick only smoked fifth-generation cigarettes that day.
I am not surprised at all by your request.

I wrote down my future on a piece of paper.

You decide the price!
The humiliation he couldn't swallow felt like a thorn in his side.

The person in the mirror saw a monster.

I played myself and received a standing ovation.

Even if this is the ending, it doesn't seem too bad.
The music stopped, and Qingyi exhaled a breath of stale air, slowly opening her eyes: "How was my adaptation and lyrics?"

"A good melody doesn't need fancy lyrics." Bai Mengqing looked up and clapped.

"It's not that the husky voice is lacking in flavor." Lin Muran looked up, but her gaze didn't reach Qingyi.

"The most cultured episode ever," Emperor Roar said with great admiration. Xia Li also looked up and adjusted her sunglasses.

Qingyi, who was originally looking for praise, looked up at the person with both hands and asked with some confusion, "Even if you want to smoke e-cigarettes, you don't need to hold your heads up this high, do you?"

As she spoke, she unconsciously looked up, her slightly open mouth instantly closing.

(End of this chapter)