You are not monster girls!

Chapter 138 Beautiful girls don't know how to use the toilet (4k two-in-one)

Tips: In order to maintain the best fighting posture, monster experts can do anything.

"Hey, Benlong, turn around for a second and plug your ears. I need to take care of something rather private."

Lin Muran got up and walked towards the window, but Bai Mengqing grabbed her arm.

"Why are you arresting me? It's a very important matter, you should know that too, right?"

Since the dragon is right there, he can take care of his bladder problem while simultaneously using the empty container to create Chinese "holy water" that is highly effective against ghosts.

In order to maximize the effect of the bait, Lin Muran deliberately placed the props on the first floor when she went upstairs.

He felt that if he were alone, he could easily escape, if not wipe out the enemy.

Even if his path was blocked, he could still use his own Holy Water Bomb to turn the tables and kill the opponent. However, he did not expect that the dragon would actually run over, rendering his original plan A useless.

"I know."

"Let go. If you make a mess of the homeowner's room, Qingyi will have to pay for it."

"Deduct it from my allowance!"

"No, Ah Qing, are you serious?!"

"TV dramas often say 'better to die a glorious death than live a shameful life,' meaning that even in death, couples should die together, right, Lin Muran?"

Bai Mengqing forced a smile, her lips and arms trembling uncontrollably.

"Bai Mengqing, I hope you can realize something now."

"W-What's wrong?"

"Sigh, you seem to have no concept of what a classic beautiful girl should be like." Lin Muran turned around and stared at Bai Mengqing with a serious expression.

"There's no use in saying such flattering things now!"

"I'm serious."

He grabbed Bai Mengqing's shoulders, his eyes fixed on her as if he wanted to devour her: "You are truly the most unique and beautiful girl I have ever seen, irreplaceable by anyone."

Bai Mengqing blushed and turned her head away, not daring to meet his gaze: "R-really?"

Her heart, already racing from the tension below, suddenly spun from the high speed to the racing track, causing even her head to tremble.

"Really. So now I have something I have to tell you."

"Isn't it a bit much to say this at a time like this?"

"No, I can't hold back my thoughts any longer, I have to say them now."

No, no way.
He wouldn't really say something irrelevant at a time like this, would he?!

Seeing Lin Muran's reluctance to speak, Bai Mengqing had to tense up even more, and even her breathing became more rapid.

She's a dragon, and a dragon who wasn't mentally prepared at all.

The other person spoke slowly, uttering each word clearly: "Beautiful girls don't go to the toilet, so you'd better leave."

"Eh?"

Lin Muran was about to turn around when Bai Mengqing grabbed her and pulled her back: "So what you just said was all a lie?"

"No, it's the truth, so can you let me go now?"

"Even pretty girls need to use the restroom. Look, look! That doll!!"

Bai Mengqing's expression suddenly changed drastically, and she released her grip on Lin Muran's collar in alarm.

"Using this tactic at a time like this is a bit disrespectful, isn't it?"

"No, no, look!!"

Lin Muran turned her head following Bai Mengqing's gaze, and was instantly startled and froze.

The Remilia doll had somehow returned to its spot by the bedside, and its previously sewn-on eyes opened, regaining their original ruby-red color.

! ! ?

Lin Muran suddenly looked at the wardrobe opposite the bed, but there was no sign that it had been opened.

He was only gone from the room for a few seconds, which was way beyond the speed of a normal prank, and in such quiet conditions he didn't even notice anything unusual in the room.
This ghost's perception is far superior to mine!

Not only the doll, but as Lin Muran gasped for breath, a dark figure outside swayed like a pendulum in front of the window.

It seems the only option is to meet up with Xia Li first!
"run!"

Lin Muran grabbed the water bottle and placed it in Bai Mengqing's hand, then pulled her hand and rushed out of the room, heading straight for the stairwell.

His room wasn't far from the stairwell and bathroom, only seven or eight steps away, but he had to turn a corner to get downstairs.

But a wriggling figure in a black cloak blocked the corner.

Lin Muran originally intended to just crash into it, but when she thought of the tricks that often appeared in horror movies to make people fall from buildings, she could only pull Bai Mengqing to a sudden stop and hide in the bathroom.

The stairwell on the second floor faces a glass railing; if you misstep even slightly, you could easily tumble all the way down to the first floor.

Even if he survives the fall, he will likely never be able to get up again.

"bottle!"

"Never mind that for now!"

The sudden stop caused Bai Mengqing to lose her grip and drop the bottle onto the corridor floor.

boom!
Lin Muran slammed the door shut with all her might, making a noise, then leaned against it and rested for a while before using Bai Mengqing's keyhole peeping skills to observe the situation outside.

The shadowy figure at the top of the stairs had moved to the doorway, glanced at it twice, and then suddenly disappeared from the spot.

"Was that dark figure a spirit?" Bai Mengqing was still in shock.

"I don't know, but can't you sense it?"

"It's somewhat...not quite like it, but also somewhat like it."

"Does it look similar or not?"

Lin Muran knew that this dragon wasn't good at this, so she sighed and said, "This is the toilet, so you should take care of picking the flowers first."

He watched as Bai Mengqing straightened her body and kept rubbing her legs, knowing that she had reached her limit of endurance.

If the water is not released for too long, the consequences are simply incalculable.

"Why don't you go first?"

Bai Mengqing blushed. Even though Lin Muran had his back to her, doing this kind of thing in the same space was still too embarrassing.

Unless Lin Muran demonstrates it to me first.

"I'm useful, but are you useful?"

"What's the use?" Bai Mengqing asked, puzzled.

"Think about what the material before the cat poop on the altar is, and find a material that often appears in zombie movies."

"If you dare to peek, I'll bite you to death!"

You can rest assured.

Lin Muran peered out through the keyhole, listening to the rustling sound of cotton fabric behind him. His urge to urinate gradually escalated into pain.

To alleviate this situation, he could only try to distract himself.

Through the narrow view of the keyhole, the corridor had returned to its initial silence, but strange shadows were still occasionally reflected on the floor.

It seems the other side is still guarding this place, perhaps because they are hesitant to rush in.

He breathed a sigh of relief, but in that moment of carelessness, he suddenly realized something even stranger.

Two minutes passed, and there was still no sound of water.

"Don't look back!!"

Just as Lin Muran was about to turn around, a hurried reprimand came from behind her.

"Are you done yet?" "Almost done."

Bai Mengqing looked at Lin Muran's back and at the cotton shackles on her calves. She subconsciously squeezed her thighs together, afraid that the other person would turn around if she wasn't careful.

This feeling was even more heart-pounding and awkward than having Lin Muran stand outside the bathroom while you showered with the door open.

She didn't understand why she suddenly had this feeling that she didn't even know what to call.

"Then hurry up."

Don't rush it. The more you rush it, the less likely it is to come out.

The sound of water could be heard intermittently.

"that."

"what happened again?"

There is no paper.

"Why don't you just draw one on the spot with ink?"

"Yeah, no wonder he's an expert at dawdling."

"A monster expert? Is 'Moji' a title you gave yourself?"

The bathhouse was spacious and enclosed, so even the slightest sound would be amplified.

The sound of tissues rubbing together and strips of cloth snapping against flesh was like a long whip, each sound eroding Lin Muran's rationality.

After a series of splashes, Bai Mengqing finally managed to prevent the water from overflowing the dam and regained her original energetic state.

Lin Muran was finally freed from the torment.

"Alright, now it's your turn to turn around."

"Oh."

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"Turn your head around."

How did you know I turned around!?

"Don't worry about it!!"

Lin Muran suppressed her pain and kept some stock just in case.

He glared at Bai Mengqing, who looked aggrieved, and then walked towards the floor-to-ceiling window of the bathtub.

He wanted to see if the middle stepping stone was enough to replicate the scene from Project Baby where Uncle Jackie jumps from the air conditioner unit to the ground floor.

The current situation is not good. I went straight down the stairs and checked my phone. It was only eight o'clock. There was still a long time before the meeting time. I wondered what was going on with Qingyi and Xiali.

Lin Muran turned off her phone and looked up to see many small, scattered things falling outside the window, which looked like piles of hair.

squeak-

Boom!
"The rat actually has wings!?" Upon seeing this, Bai Mengqing immediately shrank behind Lin Muran.

"This is a flying puppy, and don't touch me without washing your hands."

"Oh."

It seems the other party has realized my intention to go downstairs from the outside, so this route won't work.

"It seems we'll have to break through from the top of the stairs." Lin Muran concluded after a moment's thought.

Although you can't create a Holy Water Bomb, with this dragon around, the opponent probably still won't be able to directly harm you.

"But we don't even know if that guy is a spirit."

"So let's divide the work now. I'll distract it, and you go downstairs and bring Xia Li and the things up."

In this world where magic is scarce, aside from magic, there are only two ways to be killed by the Ghost Princess: either by being driven to death by illusions or by being killed by a mentally unstable teammate.

He thought about it for a moment. Although his current behavior was similar to that of the protagonist in a horror movie, his teammates were not the kind of mortals with low intelligence. No matter how powerful they were, they could not affect the spirit beast's mind.

It's as safe as it gets.

"Um...are you really capable?"

Bai Mengqing was terrified by the ghost, especially since she hadn't seen its true form yet, and was afraid that Lin Muran, a mere mortal, wouldn't be able to withstand it.

"You're much harder to deal with than a ghost."

"This is not the time for jokes!!" After arguing a couple of times, Bai Mengqing obediently followed Lin Muran's instructions and hid in the back.

She knew that what she had to do now was to listen to Lin Muran's instructions and carry them out; she absolutely could not become like those useless, pretentious women in TV dramas!
Lin Muran peered through the keyhole, figuring out the pattern of the other party's appearances. Just as the shadowy figure flashed past the door and headed towards the balcony, Lin Muran suddenly opened the door, letting Bai Mengqing run downstairs, while he himself ran towards the room filled with strange props.

"Woo——"

Upon seeing the door suddenly open, the shadowy figure stretched out, let out a howl, and prepared to move horizontally towards Bai Mengqing.

Upon seeing Lin Muran run towards the strange room, it was as if she was frightened. Her body suddenly turned into an oval shape, and she turned around and followed her.

Very well, they were definitely after me.

Wait a moment.
How can this guy have feet?!

It just grew out of nowhere!
As Lin Muran ran, she glanced behind her and strangely discovered that although the shadowy figure wasn't moving much, it was clearly moving from left to right.

At first glance.
It's a bit like walking quietly in the style of a ninja run.

It was particularly bizarre.

But as long as it's a physical entity, there's absolutely nothing to be afraid of.

Once Ghost Princess reaches a certain level of strength, she essentially possesses a materialization ability similar to Obito's Kamui. Placing her there might be an enhancement, as it would allow her to use formations.

But here, that's a clear weakening.

Lin Muran suddenly stopped, turned around, and opened her arms to greet the other person.

The black figure is also known as a black person.

Although he is not a nypd, he has learned a lot of nypd techniques.

Seeing Lin Muran suddenly change direction with such a confident expression, the shadowy figure's body suddenly became irregular, as if it wanted to stop.

Squeak——

The plastic bottle groaned as it was squeezed, and the dark figure staggered, flipping 360 degrees in the air before crashing heavily to the ground at its tip, scattering chunks of flesh. It fell silent instantly, and red liquid began to seep out from underneath.

This is blood!?
Lin Muran squatted down and touched the liquid seeping out of the other person with her finger, then sniffed it twice, and her expression immediately darkened.

He had seen Ghost Princess use blood to create spells, or build a blood pool to make the pipes bleed, but he had never seen her own body bleed.

Isn't this the real Ghost Princess, or a puppet she controls?
From the twin ponytails of the Southern Guangdong woman during the day, it can be seen that the other party has the ability to manipulate the minds of living beings.

It's not impossible to manipulate a person.

There's nothing to be afraid of in another world, but this is modern society, which is based on atheism and doesn't have the concept of being possessed by a ghost.

Is this the legendary legal weapon?

Lin Muran felt a chill run down his spine. He took two steps forward, wanting to see what was hidden under the black cloth. When he lifted it up, his pupils contracted sharply.

impossible.

How did this thing end up here?!

"Lin Muran, we're here to save you!!"

Bai Mengqing, carrying Manbo, ran up with Qingyi and Xiali (who had taken off her sunglasses), but after seeing the scene before her, her expression gradually turned ugly, and she finally used Manbo as a vomit bag to vomit.

"Hiss, this scene is a bit bloody." Qingyi's expression was equally unpleasant.

".yes."

(End of this chapter)