You are not monster girls!

Chapter 140 Being innocent is pretty good, isn't it? (4k)

"Now he can die a worthy death."

Once freed from her restraints, Sally sat on the sofa, sipping the foul-smelling photinia porridge with a spoon, and her lifeless eyes seemed to regain their light.

Xia Li sat to the side watching a large amount of viscous liquid drip down her chin, her golden eyes wide open, occasionally making swallowing motions, without saying a word.

"Although I hate to admit it, I'll reintroduce you anyway. This slovenly fellow is my assistant from my monster expert days, a half-succubus and half-vampire, a true monster girl—Seri."

“They’re vampires,” Sally suddenly interrupted.

"So you really are a pork knuckle expert. Wow!"

"He's a monster expert." Lin Muran tapped Bai Mengqing's head to correct the other's inexplicable title.

Qingyi glanced at Selby, who was still eating, but judging from her aura, she was indeed completely different from ordinary people, with a strange feeling like an air conditioner blowing hot air instead of refrigerant.

It was indeed the right decision to send Lin Muran.

If the other party really is a vampire, and I don't have any traitorous disciples to protect me, then if I force myself to sleep, I might already be sucked dry tonight.

She didn't believe Sally's side of the story, and always felt that there was some inexplicable resentment in the house.

"There's a concept of ascension in other worlds too?" Qingyi asked curiously.

Whether it's Lin Muran or Selena, they must both be top-tier beings in their respective worlds, having broken through the original world's restrictions to ascend.

If it weren't for this, the rebellious disciple wouldn't have been able to be so easily subdued by Lin Muran.

"Well, yes, but it's a little different." Lin Muran looked away somewhat awkwardly.

The demon god from this other world is far inferior to the god in Qingyi's fantasy world, not to mention that he is just a worker who raises demons.

They are only there to be summoned and summoned away.

Sally glanced at Lin Muran and continued to eat voraciously.

"As expected of you!"

Qingyi's eyes lit up, and the ear-feather headdress with only two feathers left moved slightly: "But you're talking about succubi... do you mean the kind of succubus in the doujinshi?"

She'd scrolled through so many of Lin Muran's videos and updates that her feed was now flooded with videos and comics about things like "The Succubus" and "The Arrogant Vampire," it was impossible for her not to know about them.

However, just as she was surprised to see the strange beasts her master had mentioned when she traveled down the mountain, she was still curious about how different the legends were from reality.

Lin Muran nodded: "Pretty much, it has all the wings and tail that it should have, and Sally does have them all."

Even their abilities are the same.

"What is a succubus?" Bai Mengqing turned to look at Qingyi.

She knew about vampires from watching horror movies, but as for succubi, she had only seen one in a slime video, where a narrator called her a succubus.

They seem no different from ordinary demons.
They even need to be more artistic and composed.

She knew Lin Muran would definitely try to brush it off, so this time she asked Qingyi directly.

"You've been with Lin Muran for so long, and you still don't know what a succubus is?" Qingyi pretended to be very surprised.

"W-What are you doing? Is it strange that you don't know?!"

"No, I just really admire how the little green dragon can maintain such a pure heart even in such a chaotic world."

As Qingyi spoke, she gave Lin Muran a meaningful look.

"What do you mean?" Bai Mengqing frowned, completely unable to understand the meaning behind the other person's words.

"Actually, that's it."

Qingyi leaned close to her ear and whispered something, and the dragon girl's fair face gradually flushed with a rosy hue.

"This, this, this is it!!"

Bai Mengqing secretly glanced at Sai Li. Sai Li was wearing the most common long dress. Because she was lying on the sofa, her curves, which were slightly more pronounced than Xia Li's, were just right, and even her nipples were faintly visible.

Qingyi said that succubi, like those foxes, have perfect figures that fascinate men, but Sally is completely different.

But when it comes to himself, he always avoids the topic, never even mentioning things like scrubbing himself in the bath.
Sally and Lin Muran knew each other before. Lin Muran's attitude towards her always felt somewhat similar to that of Xia Li, and they were both petite.

Could it be that he initially preferred small-sized women, and that his pursuit of succubi was merely to satisfy his own selfish desires?
She faced Lin Muran, her face as red as a cauldron, and after stammering for a while, she finally scolded him, "Lin Muran, you pervert!!"

Lin Muran:???

"Don't look at me like that. I only taught the little green dragon the basics of succubuses." Qingyi spread her hands with a mischievous smile to show her innocence.

"Sometimes I really wonder what kind of mental state the disciples of Qingxiaoling have under your guidance."

"I feel healthy and everything I eat tastes delicious."

Seeing Qingyi proudly puff out her chest, Lin Muran was too lazy to argue with her and explained to Bai Mengqing, "I made a contract with Selena simply because she is outstanding in ability and very hardworking, that's all."

His relationship with Selena was just as innocent as his relationship with Bai Mengqing.

After all, as far as he knew, he was the only monster expert still alive who dared to choose a succubus as his assistant.

Without exception, all of them couldn't resist indulging in meat and then turned into mummies.

"diligent?"

"Exceptional abilities?"

Qingyi and Bai Mengqing glanced at Selby, who was foaming at the mouth and disheveled, and couldn't help but have a big question mark above their heads.

I feel that Sally and these two words have absolutely nothing to do with each other.

"That's why I recognized her at first, but couldn't believe it was her," Lin Muran sighed.

In the past, Selene was a mature and sophisticated woman with a figure similar to Bai Mengqing's.

How come I've only been back here for three months? Even if time flows differently in the two places, it shouldn't have shrunk this much.

Not only has it shrunk, but it's also turned into this look of utter despair as it lies down.

"Can I have a taste?" Xia Li asked, finally unable to resist, as the white viscous liquid in the bowl gradually settled to the bottom.

"No."

".What are you doing?"

Xia Li raised her claws, but after catching a glimpse of Lin Mu out of the corner of her eye, she lowered them again.

She wanted to swat the filthy creature, which exuded a sinister aura, away with one claw, but since it was her brother's assistant, she held back.

Moreover, if she were really smashed to pieces by herself, then her older brother might never make this thick, mushy congee again.

"Leave some."

"talk later."

Sally turned her body to the side, knowing that Xia Li was very skilled and afraid that the other party would suddenly reach out and grab her.

Most importantly, she felt an oppressive feeling comparable to a major stroke of luck at that moment, and she had to avoid it.

"What is that bowl of lotus root starch?" Qingyi noticed the rebellious disciple's strange behavior.

She didn't understand why Sally and her traitor could fight over this lotus root starch, which smelled so bad.

Bai Mengqing also curiously shifted her gaze, her twilight eyes locking onto Lin Muran.

"This is only part of the 'cost' of the contract."

Lin Muran explained, "It's like paying wages to hired workers."

"Part of it?"

Qingyi seized on the key point: "So what did you use to pay for the rest?"

While chatting with Bai Mengqing downstairs, she learned that Lin Muran regularly gives Xiao Qinglong money, which is called pocket money but is actually a salary.

However, since the succubus didn't support currency payments in the book, she was very curious about what other payment methods Lin Muran could use besides this smelly lotus root starch.

Especially when nothing has happened.

"I know it's...using semen!"

"Didn't you want some? Here you go." Sally shoved a spoonful directly into Xia Li's mouth, interrupting her. "Puff puff," Xia Li's ears twitched so loudly that the ink seemed to fall off, and her cheeks began to puff out incessantly.

"what"

"I don't have any more for you."

Seeing that Selene wouldn't give her any, Xia Li could only turn her head and beg Lin Muran for food, pointing the still milky white and sticky flesh cavity at him.

"Brother."

!!!

Even Lin Muran, who had high magic resistance, couldn't withstand the sight of a stunningly beautiful girl facing him in this posture. After imprinting the image in his memory, he quickly turned his head away.

"It's just regular blood feeding, don't get the wrong idea." He quickly changed the subject.

"Really? I don't believe it."

Qingyi hadn't seen many mortals, but she had seen far too many acacia foxes, and she had never heard them mention any mortals with exceptional willpower.

"Believe it or not, it's up to you!"

“More importantly, Lin Muran,” Bai Mengqing said solemnly, “there is something very important that I need your immediate answer to.”

"what?"

"that is."

While maintaining a serious expression, Bai Mengqing wiped the drool from the corner of her mouth: "Is this smelly lotus root starch really that delicious?"

Lin Muran:???

Sally: ? ? ?
"I don't know, I haven't tried it."

"You don't know what it tastes like?" Bai Mengqing couldn't help but ask, seeing Xia Li's blissful expression.

She heard that a dish called snail rice noodles had a similar effect, so she suddenly wanted to try it.

"I don't know, and I don't want to know."

"Why don't you want to?"

"Anyway, no guy wants to." Lin Muran said impatiently.

"But I'm not a man?"

"Little Azure Dragon, I think you'd better not make things difficult for Ranran." Qingyi patted Bai Mengqing's shoulder.

"Aren't you curious?"

"Well, I am indeed a little curious, but now is not the time to be curious."

Qingyi didn't really know what was so embarrassing about Lin Muran, but seeing Lin Muran so embarrassed was enough for her.

Anyway, I can just have Lin Muran make this when we get home.

If we continue to be aggressive, that won't be good.

"Right."

Seeing Bai Mengqing nod, Qingyi secretly gave Lin Muran a look that said, "Hurry up and thank me."

Lord Siming, you are truly an exceptional bird.

Lin Muran's thought of thanking Qingyi had barely crossed her mind for a second when Qingyi's words completely reversed her perspective.

Qingyi smiled and said, "Because more than the taste, aren't you curious about how Lin Muran, a mortal who doesn't cultivate, dealt with such temptation?"

“That makes sense.” Bai Mengqing’s gaze returned to Lin Muran.

"No way, are your brains made of pornographic material?!" Lin Muran proved her innocence with just one sentence, but that was the one thing she absolutely couldn't say.

After all, this is the ultimate humiliation in the field of monster experts.

"The boss is still innocent, no need to ask."

Sally wiped the spoon with the corner of her clothes, then put all the leftover food from the bottom of the bowl onto the spatula and spoon, under Xia Li's earnest gaze.

"A pure body, oh, good, that's quite good, isn't it? It's very suitable for cultivation, isn't it, little Azure Dragon?"

"Yes, yes, as expected of the God of Fate, he has excellent judgment."

Bai Mengqing and Qingyi's reactions were completely different from their previous carefree demeanor; they became much more restrained and dared not meet Lin Muran's gaze.

No, what's with your reaction?

Looking at the reactions of the two spirit beasts, Lin Muran felt as if she were being pitied, and felt uncomfortable all over.

"Boss, have another bowl."

Sally placed the bowl on the table, and without caring whether Xia Li was there or not, she lay down and her eyes returned to their previous dead fish-like state.

"Why don't you explain how you got here first?"

I'm tired.

"Hmm?" Lin Muran picked up the bowl and gestured with it a couple of times.

"Okay, okay, I told you so."

Sally didn't dare put her feet on Xia Li's body, so she could only turn her whole body upside down and put her two slender legs on the back of the sofa.

She said in a weak voice:

"The boss's inheritance ran out, so I wanted to go to the market to buy materials. Then I stepped on a broken kettle and slipped and fell. When I opened my eyes, I was here."

What an idiotic ascension!
Whether it was Lin Muran, Bai Mengqing, or Qingyi, they all exclaimed at the same time.

The other person's next words filled Lin Muran, a modern man, with even greater respect.

"When I came here, the people here were still wearing whips. Has so much time passed without me realizing it?"

"A braid, you mean?"

When Qingyi first arrived, this kind of thing was quite popular on TV; it was called something like "Qing Dynasty dramas," but I don't know why it's all gone now.

"Oh, you know, that's when we found the Trojan horse."

!!!

So, the item they're taking is an antique?!
Lin Muran glanced at the rocking horse, which hadn't been damaged despite all the commotion, and instantly breathed a sigh of relief.

"What is a melon ladle?" Bai Mengqing asked.

"She arrived 200 years before me, and this hairstyle was a special feature of the Qing Dynasty."

Lin Muran suddenly felt relieved about returning to the time a month after she disappeared.

"You're also from 'outside,' how do you manage to live so comfortably without money or status?" Qingyi asked.

She and Xia Li struggled to make ends meet, while Sai Li, who also didn't have Lin Muran's help, was able to buy such a large house.

Could it be that there is some unique way to use this ability?

“You should ask the boss. He's the one who instructed me to do this.” Sally stretched her legs up and placed her head on the sofa, completely upside down.

"He should be richer than me."

rich?

Bai Mengqing and Qingyi looked at the bewildered Lin Muran with disbelief: "Is what she said true?"

Ordinary people only live for about a hundred years, but Lin Muran could start planning 200 years ago.

Is this the great wisdom of the monster/cucumber expert?!

Lin Muran felt a little uneasy under the gaze of the two pairs of eyes, but she didn't know what to say, so she could only respond with a smile.

Did I start planning how to make money back in the Qing Dynasty?

I do not know how? !

(End of this chapter)