You are not monster girls!

Chapter 142 You say it's small, but you're actually quite shocked, right? (4k)

According to the normal procedure, a haunted house tester only needs to follow the homeowner's instructions, walk around the dark area twice under the surveillance camera, and turn on a switch to prove that there is no problem with the house.

However, given how Sally is handling things now, unless Qingyi can stay in the house for another month, it will be impossible to rent it out before it is demolished.

Although this house has long been infamous, as long as the trial stay is successful, it can still attract a lot of unsuspecting people who want to find a bargain and live in a cheap villa.

"It's because this girl plays the piano in broad daylight every day. I just kicked the ceiling a couple of times to give her a warning."

Sally pointed to her panda-like dark circles under her eyes: "According to the plan, I should wake up in the coffin in the interlayer after this guy leaves."

"Who knew this guy's music could actually get me all rocking?"

Bai Mengqing and Lin Muran both turned their gazes to Qingyi.

"Ah, I didn't know anyone was there." Qingyi stopped feeding Xiali lotus root starch and scratched her head a little embarrassedly.

She thought she was the only one in the house, so she didn't consciously suppress her playing power, but unexpectedly woke up the homeowner.

Although Qingyi felt that the homeowner was not a normal person when she accepted the order, she did not expect that he was not human.

"Then why were you still playing tricks on us when we arrived?!" Bai Mengqing was very dissatisfied.

Although the experience of being locked in the toilet with Lin Muran was novel, she definitely didn't want to experience it a second time.

At least they shouldn't be locked up together when they urgently need to use the restroom.

"I just wanted to test whether that guy was really the real person."

Sally glanced at the empty bowl, then gave Lin Muran a look, signaling him to have another bowl.

"What can this test possibly reveal?" Lin Muran was speechless. Seeing Sally nodding her tail, he could only fill Sally's bowl to the brim again and put it over there.

"You should be glad I wasn't fully awake. I was going to hypnotize one of you to attack the boss."

As a vampire with a significant amount of succubus blood, even without using magic, one can still use simple mental suggestions.

The woman in front of me, who is all brawn and no brains, may be timid, but she looks a lot like a dragon, so her fighting ability must be quite high.

One punch should be enough to pound the boss to the ground.

The same principle applies to the major fortunes around us.

As for the woman with two hairs on her head, it seems that she can only suppress the great fortune in one direction and does not pose any threat.

Once Lin Muran falls, she can make up for everything she's lost over the years and won't have to end up being questioned by three people like this.

Sally sniffed the bowl, her languid expression changing slightly: "But I was too lazy to do it, so I slipped a surveillance doll through the secret passage in the wardrobe to check the situation. I didn't expect you guys to be so scared."

"There's a secret passage in the wardrobe. Is your sleeping place in Narnia?" Lin Muran now understood why the dolls she put in would suddenly pop out again.

"Tsk, what a pity." Xia Li sighed as she regained her fresh air.

"What do you regret?"

"It is indeed a pity," Bai Mengqing agreed, frowning.

"What are you regretting?" Seri was completely confused by the two monster girls who were talking in unison.

According to normal human thinking, shouldn't one breathe a sigh of relief?
"Wait a minute, you recognized me as soon as I walked in?" Lin Muran suddenly realized something was wrong: "You mean the house is full of surveillance cameras?"

"There are still many."

Lin Muran's face darkened: "You didn't pretend to have one in the bathroom too, did you?"

"Ha~"

Sally crossed her legs, her gaze shifting to his lower body. She sneered, a slight change appearing in her right purple eye: "So small, what's so interesting about it?"

"Small?"

Bai Mengqing and Qingyi's eyes unconsciously followed Selena's gaze.

Xia Li deliberately moved closer to Selby: "Big brother...not small."

With a look of disgust, she moved to the side, bracing herself against the armrest, her tail curving into a heart shape and pointing directly at the other person: "You've seen this before?"

Xia Li shook her head.

Sally asked irritably, "Then what do you mean by 'not small'?"

"hand."

"Do you even need to tell me that?"

Lin Muran waved his hand: "No need to act anymore. I can tell whether you are lying by looking at Xia Li next to you."

"what?"

Before Sally could retort, he flashed a bright smile and said, "Actually, you're quite shocked, aren't you?"

"Forcing a smile can be very damaging to your facial muscles."

"Are you talking about yourself?"

Lin Muran sat down next to Xia Li this time, crossed his arms and looked down at Selby with an expression that seemed to see through everything.

Finally, he even gave a smile that was hard to decipher.

Men aren't necessarily mocked for being small-minded; even if the facts are wrong, they'd probably be eager to jump out and prove themselves.

Why is the boss still so calm?
"goo"

Selene secretly glanced at Xia Li beside her. The other party had dropped her previous disguise, and she could see everything from the swaying of her tail to her ears.

Does the Grand Cycle really have the ability to detect lies?
She didn't know what kind of monster girl Xia Li was, and since the boss was best at developing monster girls, it wasn't impossible for him to have lie detection abilities.

I've survived on my own for nearly 200 years, while the boss has only been in the business for a year or two.
Why is it that the difference is so significant?
"Can you really see through lies?" Sally's calm and languid expression gradually turned into panic.

"A lie?" Bai Mengqing couldn't understand the conversation at all, but it seemed that Lin Muran had the upper hand.

No wonder he's a fish head expert.

Qingyi, who had just returned from Xia Li's side, patted her and said, "Little Qinglong, all you need to know is that Lin Muran is a man."

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Lin Muran's face darkened, then she immediately abandoned her previous smile and stood up without any pretense to mock him: "I knew you were faking it. I tricked you out of it."

Sally: ? ? !
"Ha, what do you mean by 'fake'? I have video evidence."

Sally pulled out a USB flash drive containing her phone: "I recorded every frame of your video clearly. Boss, aren't you afraid of losing your dignity as a man?"

"Xia Li, is the lotus root starch delicious?" Lin Muran rubbed Xia Li's cat ears, ignoring Selena's words.

"tasty."

"At least listen to me!"

"Oh, go ahead and send it. I don't mind being Captain America." Lin Muran completely ignored Sally's threat.

Anyway, the one who feels inferior after posting it is definitely not him.

Seeing Lin Muran's reaction, Sally immediately lost her will to fight and slumped onto the sofa in a relaxed posture: "I'm tired, let's destroy it."

Before she could finish speaking, she felt as if her shoulder had been run over by a car. When she turned around, she found that it was Xia Li who had patted her shoulder.

With pity in his golden eyes, the other person handed the bowl to Sally and whispered, "Send me a copy of the video."

Is this guy a pervert?!
Does the boss even have any normal monster girls around him?!

"Um, me too."

"What about you too?" Lin Muran's attention was entirely on Sally, and he didn't listen carefully to what Xia Li and Sally were saying.

"N-nothing, I was just curious about the taste of the thing in that bowl," Bai Mengqing quickly corrected herself.

Qingyi gave the two of them a meaningful look: "To be fair, with information leaks being so serious these days, Lin Muran is a blogger with hundreds of thousands of followers. It wouldn't be good if this got out."

She was also very curious about what had happened in the toilet, but she could remain silent and wait to pick the peaches from the traitor and the little green dragon.

But her intuition, honed over years of training, told her that once those two got their hands on it, they would take it all for themselves, leaving nothing for her.

"Yes, that's true. It's really uncivilized to use the toilet in the street."

Bai Mengqing had heard Lin Muran say that the internet is another kind of public street, and if the video were uploaded, it would be like Lin Muran relieving himself in the street. It would indeed damage his image.

"You got a share too, okay?" Lin Muran rolled her eyes.

"So, I think we should let a bird that knows computers keep it safe." Qingyi coughed twice and stretched out her hand.

Sally looked at him suspiciously: "You?"

"It is indeed I." Qingyi's smile vanished in less than three seconds.

Is Harpy smart enough?

"Master, it's not enough."

"You unfilial disciple, I'm your master! How dare you side with outsiders?!"

"Give it to me for safekeeping."

"You guys can't even get a phone, I think you should just give up."

There are also videos of Bai Mengqing on the USB drive. It wouldn't be appropriate for Lin Muran to take them, so it's better to let Sally keep them for herself to watch.

That way, no one will get hurt.

"Tch, you're really useless for the chance the boss gave you." Sally held the USB drive upright between her index finger and spun it, her lifeless tone full of disdain.

"Then go ahead and use it."

"How is she going to use a video?" Bai Mengqing asked.

"that is."

"Dayun, just eat yours." Selena immediately scooped up a spoonful of lotus root starch and stuffed it into Xia Li's mouth.

As a vampire, she must always maintain elegance and avoid using any vulgar language in conversation.

"You'll understand when the time comes. Don't ask me, ask Qingyi."

"Little Azure Dragon, I truly don't know." Faced with Bai Mengqing's curious gaze, Qingyi could only smile awkwardly.

Lin Muran saw that Sally had started spinning the USB drive again, and only then did he realize something strange that he hadn't noticed at first.

Sally doesn't need to cut her nails under normal circumstances; they can extend or retract as she pleases.

Most importantly, her nails are a vibrant red, just like a vampire's!

"Selly, you were the one who played that prank, weren't you?"

Yeah. What's wrong?

Lin Mu hesitated for a moment and asked, "Did you throw away that wig with nail polish in the toilet?"

“The toilet?” Sally frowned, looking at the other person as if they were an idiot. “I haven’t been in one for years.”

"Don't look at me, I haven't cut my nails lately." Qingyi immediately showed off her nails, which were a little longer than average.

"Who could have lost it?" Bai Mengqing swallowed.

She had just seen a dark shape hiding in the drain in the bathroom because it was too dark, but she was too busy peeking at Lin Muran to pay much attention to it.

Looking back now, I always feel a chill down my spine.

boom!
The chandelier suddenly went out, plunging the entire living room into darkness, leaving only five bright spots: gold, purple, blue, sunset, and red.

"Gurgle, gurgle!!"

Bai Mengqing and Qingyi screamed in fright at the same time. The former jumped directly into Lin Muran's arms, while the latter jumped onto his shoulder.

"Hey, you two, why are you yelling and jumping on me?"

If it were Sally and Xia Li, he might not have struggled so much, but with this dragon and this bird together, even an Indian bicycle couldn't handle it.

The main concern is that if the real thing comes, he won't even be able to escape.

"Oh, looks like it's time to pay the electricity bill." The red and purple lights flickered.

"Then go ahead and pay it."

"The phone is out of battery."

"Fine, I'll charge it for you, okay? I've charged it, but why isn't the battery back on?"

"Could it be that the circuit is old and tripped?" The blue light moved left and right.

"The main power switch is over there, can one of you go turn it on? I'm too lazy to move." The red and purple figures moved to the left at the same time.

The bright spots in the sunset seemed to be covered by a layer of mist filter, making their shapes irregular: "The problem is, we can't see them in the dark either."

boom!
The living room was bright again when Xia Li silently walked to the corner and turned on the power switch.

"Phew, it was just an accident. It almost scared Lin Muran to death." Bai Mengqing breathed a sigh of relief.

“It’s hard to imagine what Lin Muran would be like without us,” Qingyi nodded.

"I wouldn't be scared to death, but I'd be one of those people who got crushed into an octopus shape by the two of you."

Lin Muran was suppressed by the peaks in front and blocked by the low peaks behind. With each step forward, he had to experience the bidirectional tidal force of Miller's planet in Interstellar Travel.

Not only that, even the most forbidden areas of human nature almost succumbed to the influence of gravity and rose from the ground.

"Oh." Qingyi and Bai Mengqing reluctantly jumped off Lin Muran.

"It's been so long, can't you renovate the house? You should still have some savings left, right?"

Lin Muran let out a long sigh and asked Selena.

"No channels."

"Can't you just go online and contact them?"

"You mean you search for their phone number online and then call their landline?"

Lin Muran hesitated for a long time before finally asking, "No, what era is this way of contacting you from? You don't know anything about online shopping, do you?"

Sally didn't speak, silently turning her head to the side: "Who knew that when I woke up, Jobs would be 4 years old already."

"What about the savings?"

"8000."

"What did you do with it?"

"do not know."

"Weren't you quite good at keeping accounts before?"

"Too lazy to calculate."

Qingyi, a homeless woman who meticulously budgeted every penny, deeply sympathized with Lin Muran and secretly asked, "Was she always like this?"

"No, I don't know what this guy went through either," Lin Muran sighed.

"Now that everything's alright, we should be able to catch the last bus home, right?"

The sudden power outage made Bai Mengqing not want to stay in the house for another minute, so she headed towards the gate.

Anyway, it's past ten o'clock now, and with Lin Muran around, hailing a taxi is a breeze.

Click.

"Why is this door locked?" Bai Mengqing looked at Selby with some confusion.

“You opened the lock, I didn’t touch it.” Sally refused to say another word.

"Let me try to open it with the key. Strange, it really won't open." With Selena by her side, Qingyi was no longer afraid, so she went up to use the key to open the door for Bai Mengqing, only to find that the lock wouldn't turn.

It felt like it had been locked from the outside.

boom!
Cluck cluck cluck cluck!

The lights went out again, and Eel Wave, who had been sleeping and had been taken down, suddenly woke up, stood up, and let out a pig-like scream.

(End of this chapter)