You are not monster girls!

Chapter 148 Why don't you guess what I'm wearing underneath? (4k)

When it comes to using a mobile phone, Qingyi is several levels above the two spirit beasts present, and the smoothness of her operation is comparable to that of a modern person.

She was just buying a few clothes, but her hands moved with the same agility as when she plays the piano, creating a blur.

Qingyi smiled and handed the phone back to Lin Muran: "I've made my choice, take a look."

"It's pretty fast."

"That is."

If it's just for everyday clothes, four or five sets would usually be enough. Lin Muran thought that since Qingyi could wear Tiancan's gray mandarin jacket for tens of thousands of years without changing it, she must be quite casual in her choice of clothes.

He glanced at the settlement column and immediately broke out in a sweat.

The amount displayed in the settlement column was a full 18000.

The shopping basket was filled with blue and yellow Taoist robes and various ancient-style fantasy costumes.

"I told you not to be polite, but you really didn't stand on ceremony."

“Cultivators don’t lie, so whatever you say is true.” Qingyi smiled even more when she saw Lin Muran looking at her with a helpless expression.

"I can understand your longing for that world."

Lin Muran opened the purchase page for one of the clothing items and questioned the other party: "What do you want to do with a Qing Dynasty emperor's dragon robe?"

"Combined Kangxi Armor"

He continued scrolling down, and after seeing the electric guitar, he asked, "Even if I remove the ESP from the Chihaya Aine electric guitar, you can still play instruments from this world?"

In Lin Muran's memory, many of Qingyi's pieces were adapted for the guqin and then performed.

He was also a little curious about what it would be like if a spirit beast that cultivated through sound were to switch to playing instruments from this world.

I always feel there's a certain beauty to my poetry recitation, like I'm a complete idiot.

Qingyi smiled faintly: "I know a little bit."

"Then I'll cancel it for you."

"Why!!"

"Because even if you buy it now, I don't have a place for you to practice the piano."

Lin Muran checked off and unchecked the items in the shopping basket one by one, then randomly picked out a few unisex outfits and said, "Yan Yifan would definitely not let you play in his shop for the purpose of practicing the piano."

"But it's an instrument that's never been used before, so it can't even do the most basic mental exercises."

"Then there's no need to buy the collaboration item, right?"

"Does that mean you'll buy me the collaboration item, Ranran?"

"will not."

"You really don't understand women."

"Correction, you are a bird, not a woman."

"Actually, I'm also a little curious. Why did you have to buy the collaboration version of the musical instrument, Lord Siming?"

Bai Mengqing walked out of the bathroom, her hair still dripping with water. She wasn't quite sure why she had felt a tickling sensation in her heart, but thankfully, after washing her face five or six times, the feeling had subsided considerably.

He couldn't help but intervene immediately upon hearing their conversation.

"It's the same principle as buying skins in a game; you'll get tired of the original skin after a while," Qingyi said with great confidence.

“But you just said you can’t play the electric guitar.” Bai Mengqing immediately seized on the key point.

Qingyi, who had been hit with a boomerang, could only scratch her head awkwardly: "People should always be willing to try new things, right?"

"You can learn some modern music theory online first before you start playing an instrument."

"Understand, understand."

Qingyi also knew that Lin Muran's account was still on the rise, and suddenly having to support another person's living expenses, buying musical instruments and such was too much of a strain.

We should indeed be understanding of the other party's difficulties, so that we won't feel guilty living here.

Thinking of this, she got up and took out about ten red bills from her bag: "I still have some cash here. It seems you didn't take any commercial orders in your last video. How about I use it as my rent for this month?"

Good, good bird.

This is definitely a good bird.

If it were an ordinary woman, she would probably have already thrown a tantrum and started acting up.

Lin Muran felt a warmth in her heart, but still waved her hand: "If we're really talking about money, it'll cost over a thousand yuan including food and lodging. You can keep it for yourself. I didn't take you in for your rent."

Lin Muran had already raised animals that swam in the sea and walked on land, so he felt it wouldn't hurt to raise one that flew in the sky as well.

Keeping these three might be cheaper than keeping a mistress, and they can provide plenty of emotional support, so it's worth it.

Qingyi deliberately feigned a terrified expression and shrank back: "You're not just lusting after my body, are you?!"

"Yeah, how about we make a yakitori set meal tonight?"

"Yakitori. Great! I want to eat bird meat!"

Bai Mengqing was the first to clap her hands in agreement, and even Xia Li, who was sitting on the sofa watching TV, raised her hand in agreement.

"Uh, well, I'm unfamiliar with this place, so I'll just have to listen to Ranran's arrangements."

Seeing that Bai Mengqing and the traitor over there were already drooling, Qingyi could only hurriedly end the conversation.

"Let me pick out a few sets for you first, and then you can come out with me to buy a change of clothes in a little while."

Lin Muran hovered his fingertips over the image of the guitar for a moment, but in the end, he silently skipped over it and selected the image of the dragon robe below. He then realized that a large part of the expenses for learning art were on classes and equipment.

Leaving aside film and television, the expenses for painting and music are also considerable.

However, Bai Mengqing already possessed the ability to conjure up painting tools and produce her own color-changing ink, so she had always overlooked this expense.

"Sigh, the clumsy dragon is still the best."

Bai Mengqing tilted her head to the side: "Okay?"

"I just feel really lucky to have met you."

"That's right, I'm an auspicious omen. Meeting me is a blessing you've accumulated over eight lifetimes." Bai Mengqing turned her head to the side, her tone becoming much louder.

She felt that tingling, cat-claw-like sensation rising up again, but since she had just gone to the bathroom, she could only let the tail under the table secretly wrap around Lin Muran's calf and rub against it to relieve the pain.

"And what about me?" Di Hou asked, a hint of jealousy in his voice.

"Xia Li is the same."

Xia Li twitched her cat ears after hearing this, and then turned back to watch TV with satisfaction.

Seeing that the other two spirit beasts had been praised, Qingyi also showed her ear feathers to Lin Muran with a look of anticipation: "What about me? What about me?"

"you"

Lin Muran thought for a long time before finally speaking slowly: "It feels amazing, doesn't it?"

"You missed a word, didn't you?!"

"Okay, okay, stop shaking it,"

Lin Muran felt like Qingyi was shaking her head so hard she could barely keep it up. She quickly grabbed Qingyi's hand to stop her, saying, "Tell me your size first, and I'll order it online."

"Size?" Qingyi was taken aback.

"It's your bra size, you should know that, right?"

"I understand this so well." Qingyi rubbed her forehead, making a "I understand completely" expression.

"Correction, Master doesn't understand anything. He's wearing that woman's heirloom undergarment, and the band-aids were invented by Master too," Emperor Roar gently reminded him. Band-aids.
Lin Muran's gaze unconsciously moved towards the hill that was somewhat high. Due to the folds in her clothes, she couldn't quite judge the actual angle.

"Oh, aren't you curious about what's inside your teacher?"

Qingyi felt Lin Muran's gaze, so she deliberately turned her collar up slightly, revealing glimpses of skin below her collarbone, and gave him a flirtatious wink:

"Why don't you take a guess?"

"No need, I've already seen it."

"Eh?"

Qingyi was stunned, her cheeks flushed, and she couldn't help but thump her ears: "You, you didn't use the keyhole to peep at me while I'm taking a bath, did you?!"

Bai Mengqing and Xia Li at the other end of the sofa trembled and silently pursed their lips.

"Think back to who unlocked it for you this morning, and who locked it for you."

When Lin Muran woke up this morning, she heard intermittent wailing. When she went over to check, she found that the dragon had already locked Qingyi up in the "Dragon Locks Bird" posture.

In his attempt to help Qingyi unlock the truth, he inadvertently witnessed it, though some dragons directly touched upon the truth.

Qingyi's eyes slowly moved toward Bai Mengqing.

Bai Mengqing: (⊙x⊙)
"Come out with me later to buy two more sets of underwear to tide us over for the next few days."

"I feel good about this."

"You're unregistered, so we can't treat your cystic growths."

"Fine, I'll go, okay?" Qingyi lay on the table, her words filled with a sense of resignation, as if she could be toyed with at will.

The time to leave home was set during the commuting hours when there were the fewest people.

Before this, because Eel Wave had been in a dormant state since eating that pile of spirits and was unable to digest the garbage, Lin Muran could only pack up the large amount of garbage produced in the past few days and move it downstairs.

During this time, only the three spirit beasts remained in the room, gathered around the television.

"Is this how you usually spend your time at Lin Muran's house?"

Qingyi watched as Xia Li nestled in Bai Mengqing's arms, while Bai Mengqing rested her head on the Xiangzi doll, half-lying down as she watched 1818 Golden Eye, and suddenly fell into self-doubt.

Because she was watching some content creators' work vlogs, she realized that at this time, everyone should be sitting in front of their computers frantically making videos, not leisurely watching TV.

"Yes, that's how it is when we're not making videos."

"The same goes for making videos," Dihou added.

"This is too easy."

Qingyi was secretly delighted. She had thought that Lin Muran would exploit her endlessly like a heartless capitalist, but she never expected that he would be so free.

It's a pity that this place isn't suitable for practicing the piano.

Seeing Qingyi's relieved expression, Bai Mengqing and Xia Li exchanged a glance and nodded knowingly.

They knew they absolutely couldn't let Qingyi stay in this house too easily.

Otherwise, the tragedy that happened in Selby's family will be repeated.

So we need to increase the intensity first.

"Easy living is actually based on following the rules," Bai Mengqing said, feigning embarrassment.

"Yes, it's well-organized and orderly," Emperor Roar said sincerely.

"Rules?" Qingyi asked, somewhat curious.

She hadn't heard Lin Muran mention any special requirements when she was begging him to let her move in.

Besides, it's not like it's some perverted thing like serving someone in bed, so what's so tiring about following the rules?

Bai Mengqing tilted her head slightly and said in the tone of a rich woman in a melodrama, "Once you enter the Lin family, you must abide by the Lin family's rules. The order of status is based on who came first and who came last. I am first."

Qingyi was overjoyed upon hearing this. She looked at Xiali, who was about to fall into the trap, and the other nodded in agreement, which made her even happier.

The Lin family's door, Little Green Dragon, you've been obsessed with those rich family dramas, haven't you?

Are we in such a hurry to declare sovereignty?

Qingyi pretended to be confused and pointed to herself, asking, "Does that mean I'm the youngest?"

“That’s right. With Lin Muran not around, I’m the one in charge. Everything has to be arranged by me, right, Xia Li?”

"Half right. Emperor Roar only says this when it's true for himself."

Bai Mengqing: (⊙x⊙)
Qingyi:
"In short, with Lin Muran gone, I'm the one in charge. You should understand, Lord Siming."

"I see."

Qingyi nodded thoughtfully, but quickly changed the subject and asked, "However, it's too much for Xiao Qinglong to manage the household by himself, so I have a suggestion."

"What proposal?"

"Why not have two people in charge? That way, you can be one, and I can be one too. We won't have to fight or compete, and it will be much better to live in harmony."

"That makes some sense. Hey, why are you contradicting me?"

Before Bai Mengqing could finish speaking, Xia Li slammed her head into her chest. Although the airbag absorbed most of the impact, the pain from the airbag itself still made her wince.

"The ingredients' intelligence has been completely outmatched," Emperor Roar said speechlessly.

"Really? But I feel like it makes a lot of sense."

"Actually... oh!"

As soon as Xia Li opened her mouth, Qing Yi snatched her sunglasses away, and her face instantly turned red. She covered her face and shrank into Bai Mengqing's arms.

“That makes sense, but Little Azure Dragon, you should still be the one in charge.” Qingyi offered the remote control to Bai Mengqing to show her loyalty.

She instinctively felt like a lamb being led to the slaughter, but she was already very satisfied with the outcome.

At least here I have a foothold, and I can concentrate on thinking about what Lao Siming really wants to express to me.

Bai Mengqing nodded in satisfaction: "It's good that you know."

Now that her position in the family is established, without my instructions, Lord Si Ming shouldn't dare to peek at Lin Muran taking a bath before me.

At the very least, they would ask for permission first.

She had seen many dog ​​training videos that said the most important thing in a family is to distinguish the status of the dogs so that they wouldn't dare to do anything to their owners. Seeing that Qingyi gave in so quickly, she felt much more relaxed.

It seems I have the potential to be a milling expert.

"Alright, Qingyi, change your clothes. Just wear yesterday's clothes for now."

"Good~"

When Lin Muran returned after taking out the trash, she found the three spirit beasts sitting on the sofa watching TV, which immediately made her feel much more relaxed.

He was initially worried that the three spirit beasts might have conflicts over their treatment, but after the haunted house incident, Bai Mengqing and Xia Li were no longer as hostile to Qingyi as they had been at the beginning, so it seemed that he didn't need to put in any extra effort to mediate.

The sacrifice of Selene's house in exchange for the harmonious coexistence of the three spirit beasts was well worth it.

"Do you two want to go?"

Lin Muran figured that since they were going out anyway, they might as well let the two of them go out for some fresh air and see what they wanted to buy. Staying at home all the time was having a significant impact on their physical and mental health.

And these two guys also really enjoy going out.

But this time the result was exactly the opposite.

Bai Mengqing and Xia Li, who had just snatched back the sunglasses, exchanged glances again before turning to Lin Muran and shaking their heads in unison: "No need, the two of us can stay and watch the house."

(End of this chapter)