You are not monster girls!

Chapter 160 Xia Li's Kiss (4k two-in-one)

"It really is a vacuum."

!!!

Putting the car in neutral and letting the cool autumn breeze hit you is just as stimulating as being splashed with ice water.

Exposure play is absolutely unacceptable for a noble vampire, especially since she is not wearing any protective gear.

After being jolted by Xia Li, Selene's anger undoubtedly reached its peak, the kind that couldn't be appeased even by sucking 1000cc of blood.

If it weren't for the villa occupying a hilltop and its reputation as a haunted house, virtually no one would pass by. Sally would definitely risk her dignity to...
They wanted to file a complaint against Xia Li with the upright and just Lord Lin Muran.

She's not the dragon Lin Muran raised; she wouldn't be so foolish as to try and withstand a great fortune with her own body.

If you try to tough it out, you'll only end up turning into a bloody mess.

"You, are you a pervert?!" Sally suddenly took two steps back, pressing her hand hard against her nightgown as she cursed.

"She's a pervert."

"You just admit it like that?!"

"Ah."

"Are you a poet?!"

"No."

"Hurry up and contact the boss to come pick you up!!" After cursing Xia Li a couple of times, Selby could only hurry up and tell her to contact Lin Muran.

"Oh."

Xia Li took out her phone from her small bag, lit up the screen, and started sending messages on WeChat. The brightly lit screen unconsciously caught Selby's eyes.

Is that a cell phone?

Why are there no buttons?

The colors are so good.
The last time she saw a phone that you could touch, the screen couldn't even light up at night, so maybe she should buy one and try it out.

The savings should be enough.

After a while, Xia Li and Sai Li said, "Big Brother has arrived."

As she finished speaking, she was about to take a step when her shoulder was gently pressed. Turning her head, she saw that the other person was reaching out to her.

Xia Li hesitated for a moment before placing her paw on it.

"What are you doing?"

"Isn't it a handshake?"

Does the boss usually train this guy like a cat?
Sally was speechless: "I asked you to give me some money."

"money?"

"I'll give you 3000 yuan for emotional distress, furniture compensation, and cleaning fees, considering it's for the boss's sake."

"Transfer via WeChat".

"WeChat?"

Sally didn't quite understand what Xia Li was saying.
Although I still couldn't understand it.

"Don't you have a cell phone?"

Since Lin Muran hasn't gotten herself a cell phone yet, Xia Li's allowance is basically kept together with Bai Mengqing's, which amounts to almost 2000 yuan.

It wasn't much money, but she was the one who dismantled the TV after all. She had to take responsibility for her actions and not add any more burden to her older brother.

Sally went into the house and showed her a phone that was still playing a handshake animation: "What's the use of turning your head? Can't you just transfer money with your bank card?"

Xia Li naturally recognized Nokia, but this was the first time she had seen one still alive.

"I am an unregistered resident."

Sally leaned against the door and said casually, "Then next time you come, bring me a cookbook. You can pay me back later."

The slime jelly she made today, along with Kasumi's ability to eat anything without getting poisoned, made her think that picking up cooking again wasn't out of the question.

The boss once said that the more opportunities there are to try and fail, the faster your skills will improve.

It would be good if I could train to earn some extra money.

Moreover, with Xia Li around, he could keep track of the boss's movements at any time, and even use Lin Muran's name to get her to work for him or lend him money.
perfect.

Xia Li nodded: "Okay."

After seeing Xia Li, the big Buddha, off, Sally quickly closed and locked the door as soon as she entered the house, and put on the chain to prevent the other party from returning to attack.

boom!
The noise from the closing door no longer bothered her; instead, it sounded like a soothing bell, calming her nerves.

She told Xia Li to come again next time, but not now.

Sally's instincts told her that if Fan Xia left any later, she would most likely be subjected to another ultimate humiliation.

"Why do all the monster girls the boss collects have such strange thought processes?"

Sally complained as she tugged at the door a few times, and only felt relieved after confirming that it wouldn't open.

After reassembling the collapsed wooden bench by cutting a few mortise and tenon joints with her tail, she lay on it and fiddled with the buttons with her fingers, harvesting crops in the text-based QQ Farm.

Normally at this time, she would be lounging on her leather sofa in the pose of Cleopatra, watching Hunan TV's brainless evening programming or commercials.

If you see something you like, just call the hotline or send a text message, and someone will deliver it to your door.

But now that there's no TV, she can't even buy one using the hotline.

Going out is out of the question.

I will never be able to leave the house in my entire life.

Just walking to the entrance of the community made Sally feel like she was half dead, let alone having to walk another dozen steps to wait for a taxi.

"Oh no, it takes so long to grow. I'll send a text message to buy some fertilizer."

Sally skillfully switched to the message input mode and quickly entered a long string of numbers and codes to send.

[Pre-shutdown reminder: Dear user, as of 17 PM today, your balance is less than 3 yuan. Please recharge in time.]

"Oh, I forgot to top up my phone credit. Why is topping up my phone credit so troublesome even after all this time?"

Sally frantically pressed the keys with her thumb, found the carrier, and skillfully entered a long string of numbers before finally receiving the text message a while later.

She rolled over and lay flat on her back in the chair, staring at the empty ceiling, and couldn't help but mutter, "Maybe I should buy a smartphone tomorrow and try it out."

This way, I can also pay the property management and utility fees all at once, and my current savings should be enough to last me for a few more years.

The previous statement that there was only 8000 yuan was purely to appease Lin Muran.

Sally knew her heartless boss all too well. If he knew she had savings, given his current situation, he would definitely come to borrow money.

If Lin Muran wouldn't even give her 2000cc of blood or essence, then naturally she wouldn't be so generous as to lend out her savings.

Wouldn't it be better to keep the pig's blood for yourself?

Sally rolled over, listening to the rustling of leaves outside the window, her tail tapping against the wooden board.

Never mind, I'll go tomorrow.

It looks like it'll be very sunny tomorrow, so I'll wait until the day after tomorrow. I'll order the new furniture while I'm at it.

How about next month?

Just as she was about to throw her phone on the table and get up to read, she received a text message from the bank about an expense, along with her account balance.

When Sally saw the numbers, her heterochromatic red and purple eyes widened instantly.

broken.

Lin Muran and Xia Li didn't chat along the way, so as not to cause any further trouble.

However, since it was late at night and he was traveling with a girl who looked to be just over 18, the driver asked him what his relationship with Xia Li was. He explained that they were siblings and managed to get away with it.

He noticed that Xia Li hesitated to speak whenever the driver asked a question, but refrained from asking because there were other people present. Back home, Yun Yifei and Qingyi also came home from get off work and sat together on the sofa watching TV, chatting about something.

Bai Mengqing secretly observed the two women from behind. When she saw Lin Muran return, she immediately ran over and asked, "Can we start eating now?"

Several days passed, and she still didn't know how to get along with Yun Yifei.

If Qingyi hadn't smoothed things over, he would most likely have stayed in his room drawing until Lin Muran returned.

"Okay, go get the cutlery."

Lin Muran raised her hand to touch Bai Mengqing's dragon head, but seeing that everyone else was there, she raised her hand a little higher and touched the dragon's horns instead.

"Oh."

Bai Mengqing glared at Lin Muran with some dissatisfaction, then helped Xia Li take her backpack and wagged her tail as she went to the kitchen.

Seeing Xia Li slowly put her sunglasses back on, rest her hands on the sofa, tilt her head back, and say with a grin, "Has your traitor made a best friend?"

"Yes, he's Big Brother's assistant," Di Hou said dejectedly.

"Assistant?" Yun Yifei's eyes suddenly sharpened.

"She's an assistant from another world, a little girl about the same age as Xia Li." Taking advantage of Xia Li's words, Lin Muran told Yun Yifei about Selene's existence.

To avoid ending up like Bai Mengqing again.

"Oh, it's good to be friends."

Upon hearing that she was about the same age as Xia Li, Yun Yifei instantly lowered her guard.

After all, this kind of girl, apart from being cute, is far less competitive than Bai Mengqing and is not worth fearing at all.

But we still can't neglect intelligence.

After Xia Li removed her disguise, she hugged her and gently rubbed her cat ears, saying, "Can you tell me what your assistant looks like?"

"Dressed as a landmine girl," Emperor Roar said honestly.

Landmine Girl.
Is she the gothic lolita type with straight bangs, dyed pigtails, and a twin-tail hairstyle?
How come the women my brother knows are all strange women?

That's fine, though. My brother prefers something more traditional and classical, so he wouldn't even consider this kind of thing.

“Still a vacuum,” Emperor Roar added.

"vacuum?"

"Well, with her small frame, whether she wears it or not is fine. I mean, sometimes wearing this at night is good for her health, so I don't need to say it out loud."

As soon as Lin Muran uttered the words "small stature," his gaze fell directly on Yun Yifei's pitiful area. He quickly corrected himself, but the other party clearly noticed his gaze as well, and instead of being angry, she smiled.

"What would a small frame wear, or not?"

"They're all cute. After all, size is like a style of play; there's no hierarchy, and each has its own build and playstyle."

"That's more like it." Hearing Lin Muran say that, Yun Yifei secretly glanced at Qingyi and Xiali beside her, and felt much better.

Qingyi nodded, also satisfied with Lin Muran's answer: "Emotional Intelligence".

Bai Mengqing didn't listen carefully to the conversation in the living room. She was focused on setting out the dishes and bowls, then leaned out and called out, "Lin Muran, the tableware is set!"

"Then let's eat."

Lin Muran didn't want to talk about body shape anymore. He was afraid that if Yun Yifei pressed him for more information, she would find out that Sally was actually even more voluptuous than him. So he tried to change the subject by talking about food.

Eating together is an essential part of Lin Muran's daily routine now.

"I'm full," Di Hou said apologetically.

Xia Li handed the food container covered in water droplets to Lin Muran: "This is a gift from our assistant to everyone." Di Hou thought it was quite nice, and that's what he said.

He placed it on the table and opened it.

There were exactly four green cube slimes in the food container, no more and no less.

It looks quite appetizing and healthy.

Bai Mengqing and Yun Yifei covered their noses almost simultaneously.

Although Qingyi also covered her nose, she carefully leaned closer to examine the slime: "Uh, this thing smells just like Sister Yu's sweaty feet have been soaking in a sauerkraut jar for 3 months."

You are good at describing.

"What's the matter?"

Lin Muran was about to suggest playing Russian roulette to see who would be the first scapegoat when Xia Li tugged at her clothes from behind, interrupting her.

"I have something I'd like to discuss with my elder brother in private," Emperor Roar pleaded.

“Let’s go to the studio then.” Lin Muran turned to the other three women and said, “You guys divide up the tasks yourselves first, I have something to take care of.”

"You're not planning to desert your post, are you?" Bai Mengqing asked suspiciously.

"You can keep one for yourself, and you can divide the rest among yourselves."

Qingyi hugged Bai Mengqing and said, "Oh, little Qinglong, don't worry. If he doesn't want to eat, we can just make him eat."

"I still hope it can be fair and decided by drawing a turtle."

After Lin Muran finished speaking, she turned around and found that Xia Li had already left. She greeted her and followed her, closing the door behind her as she entered the room.

Xia Li stood in the middle of the studio, her hands behind her back, her slender tail swaying in the air, silently staring at the other person.

"Did you ask the questions you wanted to ask?"

Xia Li nodded: "Big brother, I have a question." Di Hou said somewhat shyly.

"go ahead."

"Besides blood ties, what kind of relationship is the most stable in this world?" Emperor Roar asked.

“Let’s get married. It’s backed by both intimacy and the law,” Lin Muran said after thinking for a moment.

"Then what is our relationship with our eldest brother?" Di Hou asked eagerly.

relationship
Lin Muran was taken aback. After careful consideration, he realized that he and the three spirit beasts had not established any stable relationship other than adoption.

But he still answered, "Family."

Having lived here for so long, he had long been accustomed to the presence of the spirit beasts and could not imagine life after they left.

"No family members bound by blood ties and contracts?" Emperor Roar asked.

"This"

Lin Muran was speechless for a moment. It was better not to expose this relationship, because once it was examined in detail, it would become quite unstable.

"My assistant said that intimate relationships are also a form of contract," Emperor Roar reminded him.

"Big brother and little brother?"

Xia Li shook her head, took off her sunglasses, and shyly glanced down at Lin Muran.

She moved her lips twice, but Lin Muran couldn't hear what she said.

"What did you say?"

He instinctively leaned closer to listen, only to feel a warm, soft touch on his cheek.

! !
Lin Muran touched her still-wet cheek in surprise and turned to look at Xia Li.

Xia Li kept rubbing her sunglasses, her ears twitching rapidly, and said somewhat awkwardly, "Assistant, saying 'kiss' can build an intimate relationship."

She put her sunglasses back on and walked quickly to the door, her expression returning to its previous indifference. Turning back, she said, "That's how you establish a bond with your older brother." Dihou said, "I'm going to write a script."

After saying that, Xia Li hurriedly disappeared through the doorway.

Lin Muran felt his brain go blank. The faint fragrance of Xia Li still lingered on his face, and the image of her shy face lingered in his mind. He stood there, stunned.

I was possessed by a spirit beast.
Xia divorced him?
After glancing at the half-open bathroom door, Xia Li quickly locked herself in Yun Yifei's room.

What exactly is my relationship with Lin Muran?
Bai Mengqing, who had just finished vomiting in the toilet, was leaning against the toilet door, covering her mouth and not daring to breathe.

What exactly did Xia Li and Lin Muran do to establish a close relationship?!
(End of this chapter)