You are not monster girls!

Chapter 163 Xiaoyun, shouldn't you be showing off your love to Xiao Qinglong? You've got it wrong! (4k)

With increasing familiarity with the project and ample prior preparation, the spirit beasts worked quickly, completing and uploading the finished product by the third day.

It's that time of year again when everyone gathers around the computer to watch each of Lin Muran's videos after it ends.

"Super Hardcore: How to Win Over a Vampire Princess #Monster Musings 08" was published 1 day ago, with 84 views, 6.6 likes, 2600 comments, and ranked 28th on the homepage.

Perhaps because of the readily available model, Sally, the character design for Bai Mengqing was faster and better than ever before. The only bottleneck was in the costume design. Originally, there were five sets planned, but considering the limits of overtime work, it was reduced to three sets.

To save time, she simply drew a Catwoman leather outfit for the first set, using tight material to perfectly showcase Selena's small breasts and hip curves. Then, based on Lin Muran's description, she drew an illustration and design of her wearing a suit, which made her look cunning and unable to wear a mask because she was too small. The third set was the classic Fu Manchu skin.

I also drew a picture of Sally trying on the Moonlit Vow, but unfortunately the clothes couldn't capture her, so she could only shyly hug the clothes to her chest.

[The detail in this drawing of a little girl is so rich, it's hard not to think of the uploader.]

[Magic, Object, Heavy, Craft]

[Kyo-sensei dons the Stone Mask, belike]

[Immortality... Stand power... Hahahaha!! Even the Four Eggs are afraid of me!!!]

[To the white people of America, I'm back.]

[There's still the bullseye! Has Shen He been overwhelmed?! What the heck?!]

The steamed buns were quite good.

Judging from the comments, Bai Mengqing's vampire drawing is quite erotic, and the number of views is increasing, but the number of comments is almost the same as that of Ghost Princess, which is somewhat inconsistent with the number of views.

They're probably all busy with important matters.

[12,000 yuan received via Alipay]

The phone next to the computer emitted a notification sound of gold coins colliding, and the man and the two beasts simultaneously spread their arms to enjoy it.

Although the money was withdrawn to a bank card, Lin Muran still made sure to deposit it into her Alipay account separately.

The goal is to make receiving money feel real.

"Sure enough, people with different personalities can't live together." Yun Yifei, standing at the door, couldn't help but complain when she saw the three of them acting so in sync.

The studio space was only so big, so she didn't join them. Instead, she had Qingyi watch the new video on her phone with her.

For the videos of the monster expert, this kind of "sexy" style is an old tradition, and there's nothing to review. She's more curious about the reactions of the viewers to the descriptions of the vampires' past lives.

The plot and script are roughly the same, telling the story of a vampire who travels a long way to a strange land and establishes himself on his own. Then, without doing anything, he inexplicably becomes Lord Jing and lives a normal life in the royal city.

[With three blows, I shatter the Blood Demon's soul; comrade, I am a progressive.]

[AUV, so advanced, it even had a prince]

Now I understand why people profit from human suffering.

[Selly's Laughs: Guess the Bat]

Even when depicting everyday life, the video's pacing is varied, with each segment featuring one or two plot twists to grab the viewer's attention. The emotional build-up is also just right and not drawn out. Combined with Lin Muran's well-paced narration, the immersive experience is so strong that after finishing the electronic pickled vegetables, viewers forget to pick up their chopsticks.

Even the pillow advertisement in the middle is perfectly integrated with the vampire lying in the coffin. The vampire coffin contains ice blankets and ice pillows. Although the verbal advertisement is a bit out of place, it has become a kind of indirect program effect.

Compared to the previous videos, there is a clear evolution curve. From simply skirting the edge at the beginning to combining hot topics to establish the monster girl character, and then adapting her life story into a fast-paced short drama.

Is this your understanding of your own track, bro?
No wonder he's able to maintain a viewership that's higher than his number of followers.

Another world is indeed more useful than some university new media majors.

You're awesome, bro.

After watching the video from the perspective of a new media professional, Yun Yifei couldn't help but feel overwhelmed with joy when she saw Lin Muran acting crazy with the two spirit beasts.

Those eyes... they're all gritty.

Not to the point.

Qingyi, who was watching the video with her, saw Yun Yifei staring at Lin Muran with a lovesick look and wanted to complain, but she didn't know where to start.

Perhaps due to her lack of understanding of the internet, Qingyi only felt that it was much more comfortable to watch than before, without much other feeling.

If I had to describe my impressions, aside from the background music for "The Last Emperor" and "The Gate Tower," the background music choices for other parts were just so-so.

Especially that overused frog croaking background music in the miscellaneous discussion section.

However, these are minor flaws. The video is still quite full of highlights, especially the kissing scene that Qingyi is currently watching.

Perhaps because Bai Mengqing's drawing was too detailed, Qingyi always felt as if she were looking at a notebook when she saw it, and her blood rushed to her head for no reason.

Vampires often use their near-perfect looks to seduce members of the opposite sex, and then secretly cut their lips during a kiss to inject a paralyzing toxin while sucking their blood.

Of course, if the other person has mouth ulcers, the vampire will instead gnaw on their neck.

Yun Yifei frowned when she saw the kissing scene: "It's drawn so detailedly, it feels like you're really dating a vampire."

Bai Mengqing: ?!
Xia Li:
Upon hearing this, Xia Li and Bai Mengqing, as the left and right protectors, almost simultaneously turned their heads towards Lin Muran, their sharp gazes instantly forming a three-sided sandwich around him.

They also wanted to know if Lin Muran and Selby had really developed a bond beyond friendship.

After all, the other party only said there was no negative physical contact, which does not mean there was no other intimate contact.

There are many inappropriate intimate behaviors in shows like 0721.

Moreover, it seems that Sally said she lived under the same roof with Lin Muran for two years. She's so beautiful, it would be strange if nothing happened between them.

"Uh, cough, well, it's not surprising that I, as a monster expert, would know this."

Lin Muran broke out in a cold sweat: "My assistant is a vampire, so why did you take out your phone for this kind of thing?!"

Yun Yifei looked at Lin Muran with disgust: "I didn't expect you to even go after little girls who are about the same age as Xia Li. You pervert."

Bai Mengqing looked at Lin Muran with the same gaze, and even covered her nose with the collar of her shirt.

“Big brother really won’t let me off the hook,” Di Hou added. Xia Li lifted the armrest of the chair and pressed it onto Lin Muran’s thigh like Superman, performing a reverse kneading motion.

Drop drop drop.

"No, no, no, even if Xia Li said that, you didn't let her off the hook."

Lin Muran slapped Xia Li's little bottom hard: "Her meaning is very clear, she just wants to hold on to her and not let go, so you should do it too, sis."

"That's all you mean?"

"if not?"

Yun Yifei asked, "Is there nothing else?"

Bai Mengqing and Qingyi, one suspicious and the other just watching the drama unfold, turned their gazes to Xia Li and Lin Muran, who were standing upright.

"So, what do you want Xia Li and I to do, sis?" Lin Muran asked, a little guilty but still trying to sound tough.

"This is what this video is about." Yun Yifei was momentarily speechless. Aside from gently touching Xia Li's lips like a kitten's, she really couldn't bear to imagine how these two, one tall and one short, could kiss; the image was a bit...unpleasant.
Even imagining Qingyi and Lin Muran getting married isn't this mind-bending.

"So nothing happened between you and your assistant?" Yun Yifei didn't dare to think too much about it and changed the subject.

Lin Muran's assistant most likely looks similar to the vampire in the video.

What could happen?

"Like in the video?" Yun Yifei's expression turned serious: "How do you know it will inject paralyzing toxins if you haven't kissed it?"

Bai Mengqing slapped Lin Muran's shoulder hard, squeezed it, and smiled kindly: "I'm curious about Lin Muran too."

“Every time she treats my wounds, she’ll bite me first. After a while, she can tell the difference.”

Lin Muran winced in pain, but dared not remove Bai Mengqing's claws just like that. He could only pretend to shrug to ease the force of the other party's grip.

It's common for monster experts to get injured while venturing into mountains and seas. In order not to waste the blood she sheds, Selene taught herself some medical skills. Whenever Lin Muran was beaten badly, she would treat his wounds while secretly sucking his blood. Unexpectedly, she didn't feel any pain at all, and over time she accepted it.

"Are you sure you haven't kissed?"

"I swear to God, Selena and I are just as innocent as the spirit beasts," Lin Muran swore, raising his hand.

“That’s true.” Bai Mengqing nodded reluctantly through gritted teeth.

Qingyi nodded vigorously after being glanced at by Yun Yifei.

Xia Li, who was placed to the side by Lin Muran, remained silent, while Yun Yifei conveniently ignored her.

After all, she looks like she's just turned 18. No matter what Lin Muran does, he should target Bai Mengqing instead of Xia Li.

"I'll trust you one more time," Yun Yifei sighed.

She was also a girl who had played Hero vs. Monster Girl. As a monster expert, Lin Muran was already doing her best to keep her body intact. Being kissed by someone due to uncontrollable circumstances was not unacceptable.

Anyway, it's not like it's a human being.

She's not the kind of pretentious woman who gets jealous of cats and dogs.

Moreover, Yan Yifan said that the more calculating a woman is, the more she will push a man away. For someone as stubborn as his younger brother, you have to be tolerant of him, and he will surrender on his own after a while.

Thinking of this, Yun Yifei felt much better.

"There's no one better than my sister in the world." Lin Muran breathed a sigh of relief when Yun Yifei pressed for an answer.

"And me?"

"Good day, Dragon."

"And me?" Emperor Roar asked expectantly.

"Alright."

"What about me?"

“You are a god.” Lin Muran gave a completely different answer to Qingyi.

“Okay, fine.” Qingyi’s lips twitched.

She didn't know whether Lin Muran was a god or a real god, so she just assumed he was praising her.

Seeing that her plan was working and Lin Muran's attitude towards her had improved, Yun Yifei was secretly pleased, but she still pretended to be very calm and said, "Oh right, give me your work email and the passwords for your accounts on other platforms."

"What do you want this for?"

Lin Muran currently only has profitable accounts on YouTube and Bilibili. He doesn't manage other accounts because he's not familiar with them, doesn't have the energy, and they don't have much impact, so he doesn't bother with them.

"Do you even need to ask?"

Yun Yifei rolled her eyes at him and said:

"I only took a short leave this time. I still have to go back to work when the time comes, so I can't help you with one-on-one business negotiations. There aren't any projects lately, but I can help you manage other platforms when I have some free time."

"but"

One of the main reasons Lin Muran doesn't use Weibo is that the environment there is too disgusting. Although the traffic is huge, anything you post can cause a big stir, so it's not worth it.

"Many companies contact you via work emails and private messages on the Red Eye platform to commission articles. The Monster Expert account has more than just making videos as a way to monetize. If you don't hurry up and make money, how can you afford to raise your spirit beast?"

Yun Yifei glanced at Bai Mengqing and said, "I know your concerns. The internet environment above is indeed terrible, and I don't want the spirit beasts to be affected. So, if I, as your older sister, don't help you with this, who else can?"

Having worked in this industry for so long, she believes that the rhythm of the internet is all about keywords and data; the specifics of what they say are not worth caring about.

"sister"

Lin Muran stood up and hugged Yun Yifei tightly: "You are truly a modern-day Yu Gong (a legendary figure who moved mountains)."

Bai Mengqing: ?!
"What are you doing? What is Yu Gong?"

In an instant, Yun Yifei felt her whole body trembling rapidly along with her heartbeat. After a symbolic struggle, she let the other person hold her, but secretly adjusted her position so that she was facing Qingyi instead of Bai Mengqing and Xia Li.

“Prejudice in people’s hearts is a mountain. I was too stubborn before. I didn’t expect you to be so kind, my older sister. You beat me into submission with a series of punches.”

"You really don't know how to talk."

Yun Yifei scolded playfully, but Qingyi, standing by the door, saw that the corners of her mouth were turned up so high that it was harder to suppress than AK's, and couldn't help but shake her head: "Lin Muran, you still have a lot to learn about the internet."

Lin Muran quickly agreed, "I'll learn from my older sister!"

No, Xiaoyun, shouldn't you give Xiao Qinglong a wicked smile and provoke her by saying that her charm is inferior to yours?
What's the point of you turning around and showing it to me?

I'm just an outsider!

You don't think I have feelings for Lin Muran, do you?

I am the Fate Master of the Azure Sky Feather, a divine bird that hasn't even found a Daoist partner in hundreds of years.

Then I'd truly be more tragic than Dou E.
She shouldn't be innocent.

Thinking about this, Qingyi felt that she couldn't really escape some kind of responsibility, so she could only obediently accept it.

She used a bright smile, just like a scholar, to cover her embarrassment, and secretly peeked to the side to check what was happening behind her.

As expected, Bai Mengqing's cheeks were flushed red, her cheeks puffed out like a chubby little thing, and her tail kept pounding the floor.

Lin Muran had never hugged him like this before.

Is it because I haven't tried hard enough?!
The more she thought about it, the angrier she became. She felt that if her cheeks were any bigger, she could fly away like a balloon.

Xia Li simply stood up and tilted her cat ears, showing little reaction. Since she had already kissed her older brother, it wouldn't hurt for her to hug him again.

"Alright, alright, there are still so many spirit beasts around, one hug is enough."

Yun Yifei reluctantly pushed Lin Muran away, her face flushed even more than before, and asked, "How's the progress of that comic going?"

(End of this chapter)