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Chapter 173 Sally grew bigger, then *pop*, Sally shrank back to normal (deflation) [Please refresh, 4k resolution updated]

"What do you mean by 'set up'? Boss, please speak in Chinese."

Sally looked quite impatient: "Besides getting rid of the rats, I also want to see how much the boss's strength has declined in order to decide whether the contract should continue."

She naturally realized that Xia Li was helping her, but she just didn't understand why the other party was helping her.

Da Yun's attitude towards the boss was quite ambiguous. Logically speaking, he wouldn't push the boss into a trap so that he could succeed.

Could it be that she has some kind of peculiar fetish?

As expected, none of the monster girls who follow the boss are normal, except for her.

"Make your excuses even more convincing."

Lin Muran then hugged Xia Li, letting her lean against him to prevent her from suddenly helping Selly to attack him again.

While he was there, he noticed that Sally had a secret plan to ambush him, but he just didn't point it out.

"Let's get down to business. Since I'm your former boss, I'll give you a flat rate of 8000 a month. Utilities and rent will be charged separately."

"No bargaining, no bargaining."

Sally casually propped her little feet up on the coffee table, shifting her legs every now and then, completely unconcerned about being exposed and seen by Lin Muran: "I've seen what happens when you try to bargain with someone."

"Next round?" Xia Li looked up at Lin Muran.

"It was just a gift that I persuaded to give it to you. What's the big deal? I didn't steal it." Lin Muran retorted irritably.

Once, when Sally went to the Fairy Forest to buy supplies, she talked until her mouth was dry but still couldn't buy a single bucket of magic dust.

Lin Muran transported a whole truckload back without spending a penny, and the fairies not only didn't object, but instead rushed to sign transaction contracts with him.

He was not at liberty to disclose what methods he used.

"Persuade or seduce?"

“Only succubi would think that way.” Lin Muran shrugged. “I just found their weakness and addressed it accordingly.”

"I am a vampire, not a succubus!!"

"A vampire whose brain is filled with pornographic material."

"I was just making a reasonable guess, okay?!"

Sally angrily slammed her fist on the armrest, her heart-shaped tail pointing at Lin Muran, swaying back and forth as if she were breathing on him.

"So the rent is not negotiable."

"Not at all. I have a solution for the boss that you're sure to be satisfied with."

She deliberately moved her little foot towards Lin Muran's thigh, but it was slapped away by Xia Li before it was even halfway up, so she could only reluctantly pull her foot back onto the chair.

Lin Muran knew that Sally knew very little about him, and was curious about what kind of proposal she would come up with that would appeal to him: "Tell me about it."

"Pay with your body."

"no problem."

"If you disagree, what did you just say?"

I said no problem.

Sally could hardly believe her ears. She thought Lin Muran would pretend to be innocent and refuse, but she didn't expect her to agree so easily.

After all, back there, Lin Muran was a real tightwad who insisted on not hiring maids even when going to the bathhouse, and when he encountered a genuine succubus, he would only touch her.

"Really?"

"real."

Lin Muran patted Xia Li's head to comfort her slightly trembling body and said, "I'll go to the market tomorrow morning to buy you 10 jin of pork belly as rent."

"Boss, you'll definitely go to hell after you die." Sally rolled her eyes at Lin Muran after a long silence.

"Why does my elder brother have to go to the underworld?"

"Because he likes to play God."

"I think you should come down with me too."

Xia Li initially didn't quite believe that someone as lazy as Selby could work with Lin Muran, but now she does.

Even she found their conversation incredibly awkward.

"Sigh, forget it. I didn't expect the boss to have become such a coward who doesn't even dare to answer questions directly. There's nothing to talk about then."

Sally waved her hand, preparing to get up and leave.

Lin Muran chuckled: "A succubus who doesn't even know how to breed has the nerve to talk about dating others?"

"I've told you so many times, you're a vampire, you're a vampire." Sally struggled to sit up, stretching her crimson eyes wide open with two fingers for Lin Muran to see.

"Which part of you, brother, does the assistant want as payment?" Xia Li asked.

"He can give me whichever piece he wants, but it has to be a part with more blood."

"Are you Hannibal?" Lin Muran breathed a sigh of relief after hearing about the blood-sucking.

Sally returned to her seat, but this time with her back to Lin Muran:
"Don't play dumb. I'm telling you this: if we use this method, we'll only have to pay for utilities, property management fees, and internet each month, and we won't have to pay rent."

She didn't understand why Lin Muran was being so secretive when the Grand Luck was even more abnormal than hers.

No rent to pay?!

Lin Muran was intrigued upon hearing this: "How much would these basic fees cost per month?"

"The property management fee is a bit expensive, but it's at most three or four thousand a month. I haven't calculated it."

Sally deliberately stretched her tail onto Lin Muran's hand, gracefully avoiding Xia Li's claws, and lightly drew circles on the back of his hand: "You can choose any room downstairs, but of course you'll have to cover the cleaning."

This is equivalent to only 4000 per month.
Doesn't that mean you traded your original house for a cheaper rent for a bigger house with no neighbors?

Although the furniture and decor are a bit shabby, these problems can be solved later.

Moreover, since Sally is one of our own, she won't just decide not to rent to us anymore, so our stability is quite guaranteed.

For the sake of the spirit beasts, I would sell my mere physical body.

And it's just blood.

"I really can't refuse the conditions you've offered."

Lin Muran put Xia Li aside and stood up to face Sally: "Then let's do it the same way as before. If you want it, just come and get it yourself."

Even with Xia Li nearby, he wouldn't actively feed Selene his blood.

This is similar to the principle that when trading with a succubus, the chances of survival are higher when one is passive than when one is active.

The former, because it resists to some extent, will interfere with the succubus's concentration and thus reduce the loss of energy, while the latter is completely defenseless and will have its energy bar drained directly.

Xia Li remained silent, but took out her phone and started recording.

"Then I'm going up."

Sally slowly rose from her chair and knelt before Lin Muran. Her body leaned forward slightly, revealing glimpses of her cleavage. Her slender fingers slowly climbed up his thigh to his waistband.

As her fingertips sank deeper into the fabric, the bulge reflected in her heterochromatic eyes made her unconsciously swallow, her mind filled with only the first, seemingly unreserved word: "Aren't you supposed to be a vampire? Why are you taking my pants off?"

"I... I was just checking to see if the boss's development was normal, just doing a check-up."

Sally snapped back to reality, her tail twitched, and she immediately moved her hand away, saying, "I don't drink eunuchs' blood, so I need to check with you first, boss."

"I absolutely had no bad intentions whatsoever; this is just your own imagination, boss!!!"

"I still haven't said anything." Lin Muran was actually quite used to Sally's behavior.
However, the action of kneeling down just now was a bit too erotic, and he was afraid that if he continued, there would be an extremely embarrassing situation.

"The assistant actually wanted to patch the leak with tape," Xia Li muttered to herself, holding up her phone.

She had seen the same move as Selena when she played with butter with Bai Mengqing before. If the equipment was removed too quickly, she would be ambushed by the stick-style attack if she couldn't dodge in time.

"I am a noble vampire, I would never do such a thing!"

Sally's pale face, which looked terrible, suddenly flushed with a light pink as she argued, "That kind of thing can only be done with a partner, and my boss isn't my partner."

After she finished speaking, she secretly glanced up at Lin Muran.

"That's good." Xia Li answered very quickly, rapidly snapping a few photos of Selena blushing with her phone.

"That's enough. Vampire partnerships are decided unilaterally, and I can't refuse or accept them. Also, don't suck my thighs. Here, take my arm."

Lin Muran proactively offered her fingers to Sally: "If you suck on my thigh, I won't be able to walk properly later."

Vampires inflict paralyzing toxins when they drink blood, but the paralyzing effect disappears quickly once they finish drinking. He didn't want to limp back.

"Oh"

After answering somewhat defiantly, Sally tucked her hair behind her ear, took Lin Muran's finger into her mouth, and gently sucked on it.

He felt a warm little snake moving back and forth on his fingertip, its hardness pressing against his knuckles, and he couldn't help but shudder.

Fortunately, he was already used to it; a normal person would probably have collapsed to the ground by now.

Halfway through the blood-sucking process, two cold drops suddenly landed on the back of her hand. Looking up, she saw Sally sucking her fingers like a baby, tears already streaming down her face.

Living alone in a world without acquaintances, relying on meal replacements, is still too much of a torment for a young vampire who is only a few hundred years old.

Her own magical blood was more than just food to her.

It was also one of the few things that allowed her to reconnect with her hometown.

Lin Muran gently patted the other person's head to comfort them, saying, "It's alright now."

While Xia Li was filming, a tall figure suddenly flashed before her eyes, stroking her head, and she was stunned for a moment.

When was that?

She watched as Selena nestled in Lin Muran's arms like a baby, and felt a strange tightness in her chest, a feeling different from when she saw Lin Muran and Bai Mengqing embracing.

Xia Li put down her phone, her thin lips parted slightly as she prepared to stand up: "I want to join too."

Snapped!
Before she could finish speaking, Lin Muran shouted, "Let go of me right now, you filthy succubus! Are you going to suck my marrow out of me? Get lost!!"

"Just one more puff, just one more. It's been 200 years, boss. Do you know how much I've suffered?"

"If you can't buy blood yourself, who can you blame?!"

"I am a law-abiding citizen."

"Give her your mouth right now, or I'll have to take action! Xia Li, what are you doing? Stop sucking her and get rid of her right now!!!"

Lin Muran nudged Sally twice, and was just about to use his strong hand to crack her skull and move her away when he discovered that Xia Li was also sucking on the index finger of his other hand.

The sudden increase in weight caused him to lose his balance and fall to the ground.

His left and right hands were each held by two small creatures, and not only that, his legs were also spread apart and pressed down by something soft. Every time he tried to lift his legs, the two creatures would suck on him more forcefully.

Lin Muran is now completely out of control and has no leverage.

I was thinking of bringing a bodyguard, but I ended up hiring a Japanese officer instead.

I should have brought Bai Mengqing with me.
Although she's a complete weakling, at least she won't suddenly come up and suck her fingers like Xia Li did, and she can even breathe on them to boost her aura.

As for Qingyi, I feel she and Xiali are about the same.

Only Lin Muran, being a monster expert with a strong physique, could have managed to make an ordinary person lose consciousness by now, given the speed at which Selene is draining blood.

The problem is how to extricate myself now.

He didn't bring any props with him this time, so it was basically impossible for him to control the high-spirited Selby while she was being suppressed.

Just as Lin Muran was pondering, a slender, black shadow suddenly appeared before his eyes—Selby's heart-shaped tail.

Without thinking, he put it in his mouth.

The tail is the second most sensitive spot for most monsters, but for succubi, it's the first.

"Goo!"

Sally, whose tail was being bitten, trembled as if she had been electrocuted, but she still held on tightly to Lin Muran's finger.

The nightgown was now soaked with sweat and clung tightly to Sally's body, showcasing her beautifully curved figure and cutting-edge technology.

What should have been a visually pleasing process turned into a cold sweat for Lin Muran.

Because he could clearly see that the arc was shrinking, the circle was enlarging, and the weight on his body was also increasing.

In the blink of an eye, Selene evolved from a figure similar to Xia Li to an older sister comparable to Bai Mengqing.

Sally deliberately released Lin Muran's fingers, moving forward close to his body until she stopped at the sword's edge. The allure in her heterochromatic eyes was like a black hole; anyone who met her gaze felt as if they would be sucked in.
"Hehehe, as expected, your magic is the most delicious, boss. Should I keep you as a pet, or keep you as a pet?"

"I think controlling your diet is better for your health."

Lin Muran moved her other hand to try to remind Xia Li, but the other woman just kept sucking on her own with her eyes half-closed, completely ignoring Selena's actions.

"To be honest, the fact that the boss can remain unmoved by a woman in his lap always makes people think you're a eunuch~"

Sally's eyes were alluring, and she deliberately changed her previous listless tone, her voice becoming more serious as she placed one hand on Lin Muran's chest.

Lin Muran knew very well that Sally was not herself at the moment.

This is similar to a person who has been abstaining from sex for a long time suddenly becoming a monk who has broken his vows and will uncontrollably unleash the Crescent Moon Strike.

Sally is currently intoxicated by magical blood she has ingested, causing her brain to be controlled by her succubus instincts.

"Have you forgotten that Xia Li is still here?"

Lin Muran raised her leg and nudged Xia Li again. This time, Emperor Roar finally responded, but unfortunately, it only tightened its legs and did not loosen its grip.

"The boss is really joking~ The Universiade is now seen as just a toy car by people, they can crush it with one step."

Sally glanced disdainfully at Xia Li, drawing a heart on Lin Muran's belly with her tail while pressing her fingertips to her Mount Targon: "Sally is now Super Sally~"

After finishing her sentence, Dasley stopped rambling and prepared to get straight to the point.

Snapped!
In the blink of an eye, Sally suddenly sank down, collapsing onto the floor in Yamcha's signature reclining pose, along with the coffee table.

Her body began to shrink slowly, turning her back into the original little Sally.

"Big Brother's virginity is not suitable for his assistant." Xia Li clenched her hands expressionlessly, making it impossible to tell whether she was being sarcastic or serious.

(End of this chapter)