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Chapter 88 Manual Charging, Mastery of Thunder Technique
Chapter 88 Manual Charging, Mastery of Thunder Technique
Although the meowing sound from the voice recording had finished playing, the collision effect sound still emanated from the speakers intermittently.
Each strike felt like a whip hitting the ground, making the two spirit beasts itch with desire.
After thinking for a long time, Bai Mengqing turned to Xia Li and asked, "Do you cat demons have a period of 'q'?"
"I am not a cat. Emperor Roar thinks there is a very simple way to immediately prove it to the ingredients."
After saying that, Xia Li grabbed Bai Mengqing's dragon tail and was about to put it in her mouth.
"Okay, okay, it's not a cat demon, it's not a cat demon."
She quickly pulled her tail back and hugged it like a pillow, turning her back to Xia Li to avoid being ambushed again.
The spiritual energy here is so thin that even horns can't be repaired. If the tail is broken off, then I'll truly lose the only thing that proves I'm a dragon.
Seeing that Xia Li still had a forced smile, Bai Mengqing had no choice but to quickly change the subject to avoid being targeted again.
Do you know how long the primordial period lasts for mortals?
"All four seasons. That's what my master said."
"One, all four seasons?" Bai Mengqing was startled, and her tail stood straight up.
That's when I realized why there were so many people in those metal boxes called subways. It turns out it's because they're constantly reproducing all year round.
But why does Lin Muran behave so differently from the male protagonist in the story?
"Why didn't Lin Muran behave the same way as in the game?" Bai Mengqing continued to ask this "well-informed" natural enemy.
"It's probably because he's wearing clothes that it's not obvious, or perhaps my elder brother used lightning magic," Emperor Roar analyzed.
In terms of clothing, Lin Muran's shorts and short-sleeved shirts were much thicker than their nightgowns and thin shirts.
Moreover, he didn't have a tail, so there was no indication of any change in his physical condition.
"Lightning... Lightning magic? A magic expert can use lightning magic?" Bai Mengqing choked.
It turns out Lin Muran wasn't lying after all; this world really does harbor hidden dangers.
"Master said that when men feel repressed and lonely, they will use their hands to recharge, commonly known as 'generating electricity with love.'" Di Hou said in the tone of a mentor.
"Hand-guided. You mean..."
Bai Mengqing performed a prop demonstration, waving her two little green paws: "Is it like the way you crank your phone to charge it on TV?"
Xia Li nodded: "Master said that single men generate electricity more frequently." Di Hou continued.
"I see." Bai Mengqing listened attentively like a student, her tail nodding incessantly.
Seeing the other party's subdued appearance, Xia Li nodded and pointed to the immediately pixelated screen: "This looks like it's fully charged."
"No wonder it looks so powerful."
Although Bai Mengqing didn't know exactly what this lump of macadamia looked like, judging from its shape, it was still quite impactful.
So it turns out hand-cranking can even "charge" a man; no wonder that ad could play for 20 minutes straight without being changed.
And speaking of single men...
Isn't that Lin Muran?
Aside from the red milk dragon and the older sister he mentioned, Bai Mengqing had never actually seen Lin Muran interact with any other women.
"But why haven't I seen Lin Muran use it?"
Bai Mengqing carefully recalled her nearly one month of life here and found that Lin Muran was quite normal except for shaking her hands constantly when cooking.
"Master said this secret technique must not be seen, and it can only be activated when one can no longer resist," Emperor Roar explained.
What do you mean by "can't help it"?
"The desire of a male mortal for a female, to be touched or touched, is similar to your desire for spicy strips," Di Hou vividly illustrated. As Xia Li spoke, she snatched the entire bag of spicy strips from Bai Mengqing and devoured it in one bite.
"Hey!!!"
Bai Mengqing wanted to get angry, but the most important thing right now wasn't the spicy strips, but Lin Muran's secret of thunder magic, so she gave the spicy strips to Xia Li as a "consultation fee".
"But when we slept together, he didn't resist, did he?"
Thinking back on that night, Lin Muran was nothing but impatient. Then she fell asleep, and in her dream, she felt like she touched something, only to be woken up by a chop to the neck.
"This shows the ingredients lack appeal," the Emperor roared decisively.
Xia Li stood up from the chair, her waist directly facing the other person's face, her tone completely unwavering as she mocked the dragon she considered her food.
"what?"
Bai Mengqing's vertical pupils widened instantly, and she stood up, her forehead touching Xia Li's, engaging in a "horse-banging" contest: "Then tell me, when you slept with Lin Muran, what changes did he undergo?"
Lin Muran personally admitted that her appearance after transformation was similar to that of coconut chocolate, while Xia Li could only sit at the same table as Red Bean Vanilla.
It means it's a free gift.
Moreover, Vanilla does resemble Kasumi quite a bit; both are expressionless, venomous, and short, and both are catgirls, which makes perfect sense.
The two spirit beasts were not only locked in a battle of wits, but they were also lashing out at each other with their tails.
"Do you understand Optimus Prime, the Autobot? Emperor Roar poses this soul-searching question to the ingredients."
"Huh?! The leader of the Autobots?! What's that?"
Upon hearing this, Bai Mengqing was stunned and immediately disarmed.
She seemed to have heard Red Milk Dragon singing something like this in the bathroom, and then Lin Muran gave her a good scolding.
"It's like being fully charged. Dihou tries to make the ingredients understand with the simplest explanation."
"You've seen it?" Bai Mengqing asked incredulously.
"I have seen it," Emperor Roar replied affirmatively.
Xia Li swept her tail across the ground, hooking it around the dragon's tail, and then put her hands on her hips in a victorious pose.
They said the battery was bulging, but Xia Li later discovered that it was actually the air conditioner remote control that was pushing the blanket up.
"how so."
"Perhaps you lack charm," Emperor Roar said, also puzzled by the situation.
Bai Mengqing's entire dragon instantly slumped into the chair, white debris beginning to fall from its tail and horns.
If he doesn't even have the charm to make mortals unleash lightning magic, how is he supposed to survive among the dragons?
"Don't panic, Ingredients," Emperor Hou comforted Ingredients. Xia Li still needed her to help him operate the game, so he couldn't let her get so depressed.
"You mean"
"The solution is here! The Emperor's Roar has found the formula for victory."
Bai Mengqing's gaze followed Xia Li's finger to the catgirl who had just finished the battle and whose clothes were half off. The lake surface in the evening light rippled slightly.
The second video of Lin Muran was called "Dragon Maid," right?
The catgirls only managed to outshine other ordinary girls by wearing maid outfits.
Since Xia Li moved into the house, apart from the very first day and the day she slept with Lin Muran, Bai Mengqing hasn't had a good night's sleep in a long time.
If I wear the same maid outfit, will Lin Muran agree to sleep with me?
Xia Li looked at the dragon that kept chuckling, and then at the mating scene on the screen. She knew that the other party probably didn't understand what she meant at all.
(End of this chapter)
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