You are not monster girls!

Chapter 90 The Cave Entrance is Key

At Lin Muran's home.

"Are you ready?" Lin Muran asked Bai Mengqing with a serious expression.

"This is my first time. Is it a little... you know?" Bai Mengqing blushed and fidgeted a little.

"It's okay, you'll get used to it after a while. Hurry up and give it to me."

“Okay, okay!”

hiss-

Lin Muran picked up the dragon horn and easily sliced ​​open the thick plastic packaging, revealing a pure black box inside.

Opening the lid, a small silver television medal lay quietly in the frame, next to evidence that my uncle is still alive.

[Congratulations, Monster Expert, on reaching 100000 followers!]

After waiting for several days for the delivery, the milestone plaque for Bilibili finally arrived.

Bilibili's efforts have entered a snowballing phase, and letters from YouTube's partners have been sent from island nations in Southeast Asia. They should arrive in about a month.

It can only be said that from now on, the Monster Expert account can truly be considered to have the ability to "make a profit".

"Why are you using the corner of the food to open the package?" Dihou asked, puzzled.

Xia Li stood behind and watched as the man and the dragon argued for a long time over pulling out a horn, and couldn't help but ask a question.

Isn't this a problem that can be solved simply by assigning a school district?
“Scrapping is too inefficient and easy to lose, but corners are different.”

Lin Muran reattached the horn to Bai Mengqing's head, stroked the dragon's head, and then deactivated the Spinosaurus mode.

They won silver medals in less than a month.

With a little effort and the current resources available, winning a gold medal shouldn't be impossible.

"I feel like you're being sarcastic towards me."

Bai Mengqing wanted to argue, but Lin Muran's technique was too good. The feeling of just the right amount of force made her squint her eyes, wag her tail, and let him stroke her.

"As expected of the eldest brother," Emperor Roar said admiringly. Xia Li clapped her hands; it was the first time she had ever seen dragon horns used in this way.

Perhaps only the eldest brother could have come up with this idea.

Looking at the dragon head being stroked, Xia Li subconsciously touched the top of her head, which was very smooth.

If her horns hadn't degenerated, would her older brother have used them to open the box, and would she have been the one to get her head patted in the end?
"Come on, I feel like the gold medal is not far away from us."

Lin Muran looked at the silver medal reflecting the sunlight. A month ago, he thought this was his limit, but he didn't expect that he would get it so easily in such a short time.

"You mean, if we keep working hard in the future, this silver medal will turn into a gold medal."

Upon hearing the word "gold," Bai Mengqing's vertical pupils lit up, and she instantly moved closer to him, pressing her soft body against Lin Muran's chest, expanding and shrinking in a round shape.

"Yes, with you guys around, we might actually be able to do it."

This sense of pressure was indeed irresistible to Lin Muran, so he continued to rub the dragon head to encourage the other party while enjoying himself.

Xia Li watched the two figures from the side, her expression unchanged, but her ears were clearly perked up, indicating that she harbored considerable resentment.

"But what's in the other package?"

In her excitement, Bai Mengqing noticed that there was still a square package that hadn't been opened yet, and asked about it with some curiosity.

"Let's take it apart and take a look."

Lin Muran then skillfully removed the dragon horn and began unpacking. The square package was quite well-protected, with three layers on the outside and three layers on the inside, plus two more layers of bubble wrap and air bladder. Only after completely peeling off the protective shell and seeing the contents did Lin Muran realize that something was wrong.

It's a square box, and the cover features a light blue slime girl with her mouth slightly open, holding a wooden stick between her soft, large fingers.

"Slime Girl Maid Sticky Lady Super Soft for Men"

Xia Li leaned closer, adjusted her sunglasses, and while reading the words on them, she used the corner of her eye to observe the objects in the transparent display window.

It was flesh-colored and roughly the shape of a nose; it was something I had never seen before.

Is it for men?
"This sticky slime isn't even wearing a maid outfit, so why is it considered a maid?"

Bai Mengqing blushed slightly as she looked at the strange and embarrassing action on the screen, instinctively hugging her chest and turning her body to the side.

Ever since she witnessed the cat's actions that day, she suddenly found it difficult to face Lin Muran, especially when he was changing clothes.

She actually had the curious thought of going out to peek.

However, Lin Muran always changed her clothes behind Xia Li's back.

Fortunately, this guy always closes the door, otherwise if she really did something so morally depraved, she would truly have fallen into the abyss.

"Perhaps she's a maid because she served someone," Emperor Roar reasoned.

Xia Li looked at Lin Muran curiously, and leaned her body against Lin Muran's other arm, gently rubbing against him with her soft gray cat ears.

Unlike Bai Mengqing, who makes you want to use your erection when she leans in, Xia Li is like a comfortable kitten that you want to hug, someone you just want to rub and cuddle.

"Uh, this is just a toy sample sent by the client."

Lin Muran could only awkwardly rub Xia Li's head and forcefully offer an explanation.

At the beginning of this business deal, the client wanted to take advantage of him, a small internet celebrity with only 14 followers, and try to lower the price a bit.

As a result, Lin Muran easily won over the client by citing the need to handle the copywriting and meet the product customization requirements, and by using his past paintings and videos as a guarantee. The client even raised the price significantly, from the initial 13,000 yuan to 20,000 yuan.

This price is quite rare even in the Holy Grail War.

This video is a crucial battle that could determine his future pricing strategy.

"Toy?"

"You guys can study it yourselves. I still need to talk to the client about some things." Lin Muran left the two spirit beasts in the living room to study the lump of fleshy Ganoderma lucidum before returning to his studio.

Lin Muran has chosen to let nature take its course regarding the sexual education of these two spirit beasts, as long as they develop a sense of self-respect and self-love.

Besides, letting them play by themselves saves me the trouble of helping them when that time of the month actually comes.

Although he didn't believe that a spirit beast with such a high degree of transformation could enter the q stage.

"This is a toy specifically designed for men to release their pent-up desires," Emperor Roar said, adding that he had seen his master mention it before. The smell was so strong that even Xia Li couldn't help but cover her nose.

"release!?"

I never imagined that this lingzhi mushroom, with its peculiar appearance, would have such a function.

Bai Mengqing couldn't wait to open the box and take out the large, pinkish-white thing.

But as soon as she took it out, she couldn't help but pinch her nose: "This meat Ganoderma not only smells bad, but it also feels greasy to the touch. How am I supposed to play with this?"

"The entrance to the cave should be the key."

(End of this chapter)