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Chapter 14 He is hungry and wants to taste salty food

Tang Hao staggered to Xue He's residence, carrying a lotus leaf roast chicken.

As soon as I entered the door, I noticed the rich spiritual energy here. After walking a few steps, I was attracted by the quiet and elegant scenery in the courtyard, with a small bridge, flowing water, shady trees, lush flowers and plants, which has a bit of the flavor of Su-style gardens.

Before he could appreciate it further, he heard a familiar voice shouting faintly: "Tang Hao... wild dog... that guy... want him, he looks good."

His brows knitted together. "Is it that bastard Guo Jing?" Tang Hao was instantly enraged. "I've gotten used to you," he said.

"Oh? Who are you going to show off to?"

After sneering, before he could finish his words, Tang Hao leaped up like a golden roc spreading its wings, flying across the lake surface about ten feet away. His whole body was filled with magical power, which swept him forward and crashed down.

Guo Jinggang turned his head at the sound and saw a palm as strong as a palm fan coming down. Even with his rich experience in fighting, he couldn't dodge it for a moment. With a "slap", the palm landed on his face, and his face fell to the ground, and he fell flat on his face.

The pain wasn't severe, but it was not very harmful, and it was extremely insulting. Guo Jing half-lay on the ground in a daze, his head buzzing.

"Guo Jing, who is the wild dog on the ground now?" Tang Hao shook the roast chicken in his hand and stomped his feet in a refreshed manner.

Hearing the sound, Guo Jing looked up and stared at Tang Hao in disbelief. Noticing the gazes of the people around him, his eyes instantly turned red. "My new little brother, those two idiots I looked down upon, and Du Maocai, they're all laughing at me." "Ahhh! You sneak attacked me, you have no moral principles. I'm going to fight you."

Standing up, rushing forward, moving sideways, and kicking with a whip kick, Guo Jing's movements were swift and clean. He kicked Tang Hao with a high whip kick. It was obvious that he had no intention of letting it go after being humiliated this time. It was obvious that he wanted to break Tang Hao's neck and kill him with one blow.

"careful!"

Du Maocai exclaimed in surprise, but was amazed to see that Tang Hao seemed to have sensed Guo Jing's attack long ago and had seen through his moves. With a simple sideways kick, he dodged the whip kick and counterattacked. "This...this... Junior Brother Tang is also a martial arts expert?"

He really didn't notice it that day in the mining area. It's true that real people don't show their true colors.

"How is this possible!" Guo Jing was kicked sideways and flew backwards a long distance. This was much more painful than the slap. He struggled several times before finally getting up. "Are you kidding me? You clearly didn't know any martial arts that day, so why are you..."

Tang Hao naturally wouldn't tell him the reason, but just laughed sarcastically and said, "My hometown has a famous unique martial art, and it seems that you are quite suitable for learning it. You just performed it perfectly."

Although it didn't sound like a good thing, Guo Jing couldn't help but ask, "What unique skill?"

"Butt backward flat sand falling wild goose pose!"

"Bastard!" Guo Jing covered his chest and abdomen and wanted to rush forward again, but a trace of fear arose in his heart and his feet suddenly stumbled.

With a clang, the bucket collided with the lid, and a crack appeared. A strange, foul smell entered his nostrils. "Is this... fertilizer?"

Guo Jing glanced at the small bucket, then at something Tang Hao had been holding in his hand, which was wrapped in lotus leaves and tied with thin hemp ropes. It was obviously food.

"You're a sucker for power, dreaming of currying favor with the supervisor?!" Guo Jing was furious. The five of them had come to the appointment empty-handed, and now, in comparison, they seemed rather unworldly. But so what? With just a little bit of maneuvering, Tang Hao would be dragged down to the same level, and even embarrassed in front of Senior Brother Xue.

After making up his mind, Guo Jing raised his toes and the bucket came into his hand, then he poured it forward.

A puff of yellow-brown sticky liquid, mixed with various unknown paste-like and lumpy things, emitting a rotten and sour stench, rushed towards Tang Haogai.

"What the hell?"

"It stinks so much, let's hide quickly, vomit..." Although Du Maocai and his four companions had moved away early, they were still affected. The stench hit them in the face and they all ran away.

On the contrary, Tang Hao did not dodge or evade. Although his face was full of disgust, he was generally calm.

He just waved his sleeves, and a strong wind blew in front of him, and those dirty things were immediately blown back. At the same time, his palms appeared from his sleeves, and he was making a hand seal with his hands.

"The Art of Controlling the Wind!" Although Old Wu did not have much talent in cultivation, he unexpectedly had a lot of knowledge. Looking at the seal in Tang Hao's hand and the effect of the spell, he blurted out the answer immediately.

The other three were also shocked when they heard this. Although the Wind Control Technique was also a spell for the Qi Refining Stage, it was different from the basic Five Elements spells. It was not easy to learn. And for someone like Tang Hao to be able to do it so effortlessly, it required a lot of hard work. But how long had he been in the Qi Refining Stage?

Only Guo Jing was not surprised and kept saying "Pah".

Oh, it turns out that I just didn’t care, and the fertilizer that was rolled back, ah... went into my mouth.

The urge to vomit, which the three of them had just suppressed due to being shocked by Tang Hao's magical skills, surged up again, and they all retched.

At this moment, on the balcony of the second floor of the attic, Xue He seemed to be attracted by the noise and came out to check. Seeing this scene, he couldn't help but frowned: "You came quite early. Eh? Who knocked over my flower fertilizer? It's really ridiculous. I spent a lot of time mixing this. Don't be fooled by the rotten meat, rotten vegetables, and bad fruits. There are many things to pay attention to..."

"vomit……"

Tang Hao suddenly smiled and said, "Brother, Junior Brother Guo was waiting anxiously and was a little hungry. He saw the secret delicacies in this small bucket and couldn't help but want to taste them to see how salty they were. He was too eager to eat and accidentally knocked them over."

"vomit……"

"Brother, please stop talking."

"I didn't realize this kid has such a sharp tongue." Xue He was startled when he heard this. He floated down the balcony with a strange look on his face. He looked at Guo Jing and shook his head, saying, "Junior Brother Guo, you are really hungry."

"Go back and wash up. I don't think it will take long." Xue He waved his hand and was about to send this annoying guy away when he heard a "wait a minute". Seeing that it was Tang Hao who spoke, Xue He raised his eyebrows and asked, "Junior Brother Tang, what's this?"

Taking two steps forward, Tang Hao bowed and said, "Brother, you have invited me today. It is such a rare and grand event. How can Brother Guo be absent? I know he will not want to be delayed. How about this? I have made great progress in my practice of the [Cleansing Technique] recently, and I am willing to help you relieve your worries."

Cleansing technique? Xue He's eyes twitched. This Tang Hao was really ruthless. Using the Cleansing Technique on oneself was certainly convenient and easy to use, but if it was used on others, without extraordinary attainments and control of the technique, the cleaning effect would be difficult to describe. It would also disturb the other party's five elements of Qi, causing dizziness and nausea. If things went wrong, it was very likely that they would pass out.

Just as he was hesitating whether to dissuade him, Tang Hao over there had already made a hand gesture. Forget it, Guo Jing deserved it. Why bother provoking Tang Hao for no reason? He had been watching from upstairs since early morning and knew the whole cause and effect clearly.

However, the expected situation did not happen. This kid did not do anything bad. Could it be that he was really kind-hearted? Xue He felt that things were not that simple.

As Tang Hao cast the seal, a white spiritual light fell on Guo Jing. The yellow-brown mucus and various rotten and fermented things quickly disintegrated and disappeared. In just a moment, Guo Jing appeared in front of everyone with a brand new look.

Hiss...this Tang Hao is something.

Xue He was amazed and patted Tang Hao on the shoulder: "I didn't expect that you are a genius in magic."

But before his palm could land firmly, Tang Hao pulled it down and grabbed it, shaking it up and down.

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