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Chapter 24: Oolong welcomes the girl on the road

The more Tang Hao looked at the things on the stall, the more shocked he was.

This shock wasn't caused by any one item, but by everything on the stall. At this moment, everything was like a raging wave crashing against his mind.

It's not that the stall contains some incredible treasures. The scenes in novels where one finds innate spiritual treasures at a humble stall are basically impossible in real life.

Instead, a familiar style appeared before his eyes in an extremely unreasonable, absurd and weird way, which even made him wonder if he had accidentally entered some illusion.

It was not until he used secret means and tried repeatedly that he confirmed that he was in reality.

Taking a deep breath, Tang Hao stretched out his slightly trembling hands and picked up the items one by one, examining them carefully: "Willow-leaf-shaped masks, portable makeup mirrors, folding combs, cartoon fruit hair ties, perfume bottles, and these, they should be cosmetics or something like that."

The stalls were filled with items that modern women would carry in their bags. 'There aren't any brand names, maybe it's just a coincidence? After all, although this is ancient society, some monks had advanced ideas, so it's normal for them to make similar items.'

If a mobile phone, power bank, data cable or the like appears, then there is no doubt that the other party must be of the same kind, and has traveled here in the physical body, but now, it is difficult to judge.

After a brief thought, Tang Hao showed an interested look and asked, "Fellow Daoist, although these items do not have any magical fluctuations and are just ordinary objects, they are exquisitely crafted. I like them very much. I would like to ask, did you make these yourself?"

The stall owner's eyes had turned calm, and she spoke softly, yet with an inexplicable charm: "Exactly. I wonder which one you like? If it's a gift for a woman close to you, she will definitely like it."

The other party was originally sitting on a small stool with her hands on her knees, half of her face buried in her sleeves. When she stood up and spoke, Tang Hao suddenly realized that the face of this female cultivator was covered and she was wearing a pink willow-leaf-shaped mask.

"If you are willing to answer my two questions, no matter whether you can answer them in the end, I will take care of everything you ask for, okay?" After calming down, Tang Hao looked directly into the female cultivator's eyes and negotiated.

"Sure." The female stall owner agreed without thinking.

If this woman is really a time traveler, then she must also come from modern society. So how can two modern people use conversation to quickly determine each other's identities?
His mind raced, and several effective methods emerged in his mind.

'It directly touches on modern terminology, verifies future events, resonates with technological products, verifies physical constants, uses pop culture codes, and questions about timeline contradictions.'

However, considering that the other party was a cultivator whom he could not see through even at his current level, several items that were easy to be misunderstood were quickly abandoned.

"Well, the wisdom of our ancestors is truly beyond our reach. We should learn from their experience. Human nature is undoubtedly that of a repeater."

With a plan in mind, Tang Hao cleared his throat and said, "Then fellow Daoist, let me ask you?"

The stall owner nodded, signaling him to ask, but the next moment, the female cultivator's eyes changed from calm to strange.

"Odd changes, but even remains the same?" Tang Hao lowered his voice nervously and expectantly.

Seeing the female stall owner's head tilted forward slightly, her beautiful fox eyes wide open, but filled with confusion and a hint of weirdness, he secretly sighed: "Student scumbag? Or has she never even been to high school?"

Then he changed his method. Tang Hao took out a wine flask from his [storage bag], pulled out the cork, took a sip with intoxicated intoxication, held the flask in one hand and supported the bottom with the other, shook his head, and said rhythmically: "Palace Jade Liquor."

As a result, apart from the look in his eyes becoming even weirder, the other party still didn't react at all.

"People born in the 2000s don't know this meme? But I'm a 2000s person too." Tang Hao frowned and put away the wine jug, scratching his head and ears, feeling a little unwilling.

After looking at the female cultivator's mask and thinking it over again and again, he chose not to ask about the global shutdown. After all, his sister liked to wear a mask when going out before that, and he couldn't be sure of the timeline of the other party's time travel.

Finally, he sighed: "My phone has no signal. Does anyone know what's going on?"

He had already given up hope, but suddenly he heard the female stall owner, who had been silent the whole time, finally speak: "No signal?"

Tang Hao's eyes lit up immediately and he nodded repeatedly: "What's going on?"

"The cell phone you're talking about is a magical instrument similar to a communication talisman. If there's no signal, it must be because you're out of range. Am I right?" the female stall owner paused before saying, "Also, fellow Daoist, you've already asked three questions."

Patting his forehead, Tang Hao secretly laughed at himself and said, "Sure enough, I shouldn't have expected anything. This is good. Having more fellow countrymen isn't necessarily a good thing."

He smiled apologetically at the female stall owner and said, "That's right, I forgot. Fellow Daoist, you are right. How much are these worth in total?" "One low-grade spirit stone." The beautiful fox eyes sparkled, and the corners of her eyes raised, as if she was smiling.

Seeing this, Tang Hao took out a spirit stone and bought everything on the stall. He was convinced in his heart: "It seems that this female cultivator must have a design that is beyond her time. That's why I misunderstood and made such a big mistake."

After the payment and delivery were settled, Tang Hao nodded to the female cultivator and left quickly.

Behind him, the female stall owner watched him until his back disappeared, then she looked away.

She restocked her stall and resumed her arms around her knees. A faint muttering escaped from beneath her mask: "I didn't expect to see you here again. Today is the day off for the Qinghua Sect's menial disciples, right? Why is a true disciple in the menial yard? Is it to hide his identity?"

"But what does this little guy say mean? It seems like he's trying to exchange secret signals with me. Could he be a spy from another sect or even a demonic sect?" The female stall owner immediately shook her head. "Whose spy would use such a configuration? This is a genius at the level of a true disciple."

"Could it be that I did something that caused him to misunderstand something?"

The female stall owner took out a small mirror, opened it, looked at herself in the mirror, and fell into deep thought.

Afterwards, Tang Hao continued to wander around the market.

After a round of inspection, I found that all the shops, like Meixian Danfang, had sealed off any goods of some value with restrictions.

Those placed outside can be easily checked, but at his current level, he is no longer able to look at them.

However, if one wants to get hold of the forbidden treasures, one has to undergo capital verification.

Tang Hao had reason to suspect that these shop owners looked at his errand disciple's attire and thought that his cultivation level was low and his family background must not be rich, so they deliberately made up an excuse.

He wanted to change into a special effects costume, but the market town was full of cultivators, and it was difficult to avoid them with his spiritual sense. After observing for a while, he couldn't find a suitable place, so he finally gave up.

"We can only wait until tomorrow. Calculating the days, the cooldown period for mid-grade spirit stones should be coming to an end." Tang Hao looked at the reward space and saw that there was only one day left. "If I find a suitable treasure then, I can also try to get the original version in full."

With a plan in mind, he glanced at the gradually darkening sky, and walked quickly, stopping and moving as he went through the items he had noted along the way that were useful or of the highest value.

Then, he rushed to Zuixianlou. On the way, Yuan Tong sent a message saying that he was already waiting there.

When Tang Hao arrived, it was already completely dark.

"Fellow Daoist Tang is here." Yuan Tong was looking around anxiously. Seeing him coming, he immediately stepped forward and greeted him warmly.

Tang Hao was not surprised. He greeted them and the two of them came to a private room on the top floor.

Although this room is not big, the decoration is elegant, and Tang Hao couldn't help but nod repeatedly.

He was looking around when he saw Yuan Tong walk straight to the open window and drive away the birds that had landed on the windowsill.

Tang Hao watched the scene with his eyes slightly narrowed, as if thinking about something, and was about to praise Yuan Tong for being cautious.

The next moment, the other party took out a few talismans.

With a pinch of his hand, the talisman paper flew out and landed everywhere.

A simple magic circle that can block sight and sound and provide early warning for spiritual detection was immediately formed.

But neither of them noticed.

In a hidden corner on the beam, there was a little bird, its eyes sparkling as it watched everything in the private room.

Please give the child some catch-up reading. I am starving. Please

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