Dragon Clan: Avoid the College Entrance Examination to Slay the Dragon

Chapter 35 Forum

The copper door hinge creaked slightly, and the moment Gu Yi pushed the door open, he was bathed in warm yellow light. Finger, who was lying on the bed with his legs crossed, sat up with a sudden somersault.

"Fuck, S-rank is back!"

Gu Yi paused with his hand on the door handle, "Hasn't it been announced yet?"

The pinewood door panel still retained the coolness of the corridor. When he closed the door behind him, he noticed that Finkel's notebook was flashing a strange green code.

"Hmph, I have my own channels." Finkel stretched out his index finger and shook it next to his temple. The collar of his cheap denim shirt was tilted, revealing his collarbone, making him look like a gambler who had just finished a three-day all-nighter.

Gu Yi threw the canvas bag onto the bed, "Where's Senior Brother Chu?" He looked at the empty bed opposite, where the army green bedding was folded as neatly as if it had been cut by a knife.

"My expressionless junior brother..." Finger suddenly pulled out a half-pack of potato chips from the snack pile, chewing with a mixed sound and mumbling incoherently, "He went out for a night run at 8 o'clock sharp, as punctual as a Swiss clock."

"I wanted to tell him some good news."

"You said he got an A?" Finger shook his phone proudly. "I told him about it this afternoon, but he didn't say anything, just nodded."

"How did you know this?" Gu Yi was very surprised. He knew everything that Norma had not yet announced.

Finkel snorted, "I've been studying here for seven years. Don't underestimate my intelligence network!"

Gu Yi was too lazy to talk nonsense with him, so he opened the Night Watchman Forum. He had just registered an account on the road. The name was very simple and he had never posted anything.

"Hey, hey!" The bed next to him suddenly shook violently. Finger leaned out, his soft blond hair cascading down like a golden waterfall. "Even using Exploding Blood Dragon is better than a period!"

"How do you know? I haven't said anything yet."

Finger chuckled and said, "Because I have a backdoor to the Night Watch Forum."

Gu Yi was stunned for a moment, "What do you mean?"

"It's simple. I can bypass the administrators and access the Night Watch Forum data at any time."

"It means you hacked into the Night Watch forum."

"Yes."

"How did you do it?" Gu Yi was a little shocked. He didn't expect that Finkel had this trick.

"It's simple. The vice-president is the administrator of the Night Watch Forum, but he's also an alcoholic." Finkel suddenly lowered his voice, as if he were revealing a shocking secret. "Two years ago, I brought half a dozen bottles of tequila to see the vice-president. After the third bottle, the old man started singing Texas folk songs while cradling the bottle. When he passed out drunk on the carpet, I opened a small backdoor for myself in the clock tower's terminal system."

"I thought you were a high-end hacker and that you hacked into the system directly." Gu Yi curled his lips.

"High-end hackers break through firewalls with their physical bodies." Finkel held up the bag of potato chips as if it were a torch.

Gu Yi rolled his eyes and jabbed his fingertips hard on the phone screen. The Night Watcher Forum interface blurred across the cold screen. The crimson title of the pinned post suddenly trembled violently, and a pixelated blood effect splattered out—a visual impact created by the administrator using advanced code.

[Sticky Post] Shocking! S-Class cancels 3E exams. What's the reason?! (Hot)
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[New] Talking about the cool S-rank freshman [Continuous Update]
OP [Eating Melon] Today 19:41
Hey ladies! I just found some shocking news! Not only is Gu incredibly talented, but he's also a virgin! [Crying.jpg]
[Real-time hot word cloud in the comment section: Contact information/class schedule/dormitory building].
When the third headline appeared with a pink bubble effect, Gu Yi's knuckles turned white from clenching - "Shocked that an S-level man has been single for many years just because he is from Nantong! Here is the evidence." The fluorescent green subtitles squirmed strangely on the black background, like some kind of deep-sea worm.

"Why the hell is it all me?" the boy slammed his phone onto the sheets, the heart effect on the screen still flickering incessantly. Finger chewed on potato chips and mumbled, "Nantong's theory is quite creative. How about we..."

"Shut up!"

"Don't hit me, I'm serious!" Finkel raised his hands. "You've been really aggressive today. One person opening their golden eyes caused the other 27 to lose their clairvoyance? Unheard of."

Gu Yi's eyebrows were gilded under the overhead light. "But I don't remember what I did."

"Hey, Junior Brother," Finkel suddenly twisted like an eel, "tell me about it. I'll analyze it for you."

Gu Yi was silent for a moment, then said, "Exactly. Guderian and the others said that after I had the vision, I started answering questions, and after I finished answering the questions, I started dancing ballet, smashing things while dancing. But I have never learned ballet."

"Oh oh oh—" Finger howled, "Don't worry about that. Many people behave irrationally when they have a clairvoyance, just like people who have been drugged and can't control themselves."

Gu Yi rolled his eyes again, "These professors you mentioned told me, can you tell me something I don't know?"

"Then let me point out one thing." Fingel suddenly poured the entire bag of potato chips into his mouth, chewing like a crusher crushing concrete. "Then you must have studied ballet."

"Damn it! I told you I didn't learn ballet."

"Junior brother!" Finger's face suddenly became solemn, "I'm not kidding."

He poked his temple with his greasy index finger. "The movements you perform during a clairvoyance are definitely what you'll do. It's not like you can't do ballet, but suddenly become proficient after a clairvoyance. Otherwise, wouldn't I be able to amass a vast repertoire of skills if I used clairvoyance every now and then?"

Gu Yi collapsed completely on the bed, "But... I really don't remember learning ballet."

"Sigh," Finkel sighed, "Don't worry about it, maybe you just forgot. The human brain is strange, and memory can deceive us, not to mention that you are an S-rank hybrid! The urine test results are out, and it's all dragon blood, not a drop of urine."

Gu Yi was silenced by Feng'er's words and had to skip the topic: "Okay, then I'll choose a class."

Finkel tilted his head and said, "I recommend that you take Principal Ange's book 'Dragon Family Genealogy and History' in your freshman year."

"why?"

"Because this class is difficult, President Angers is very strict, even cheating is difficult!" Finkel explained, "Think about it, how can you cheat in front of someone who has zero time? But this class is required, so I suggest you take it during your freshman and sophomore years when you have less to do."

"Okay, I've chosen." Gu Yi narrowed his eyes and looked at the class time. "I checked, the class starts tomorrow morning?"

"Yes, the principal likes to have classes in the morning. You can choose the rest of the courses yourself and make up the credits."

Gu Yi nodded. Suddenly, the Night Watchman Forum homepage exploded with new fireworks effects, with the title in Gothic font:

[Breaking News] Exclusive Video! S-Class Dances Ballet in the 3E Exam Room! Spinning Around and Smashing Tables and Chairs!

Gu Yi stood up suddenly, and the bed frame creaked in agony under the heavy pressure. Before Finkel could hide his smug smile, he was grabbed by the collar and pressed onto the bed.

"You bastard!" The golden light in the boy's eyes almost burned through his irises. "Tell me! What on earth do you do?"

(End of this chapter)