Uncle Jiu: I am Chen Yulou, the leader of the Xiangling gang

Chapter 60, The Dispute between Taoism and Buddhism

"Let's go and take a look!"

"You don't know, it was so funny when my master fought with Master Ikkyu!" Jiale looked at Chen Yulou and laughed with glee.

Chen Yulou was speechless.

He is indeed a bad disciple who likes to make fun of his master.

Qiu Sheng and Wen Cai also like to see Uncle Jiu make a fool of himself.

The 55th generation of Maoshan disciples are all eccentrics and talents. Even Shi Jian's son Shi Shaojian is a eccentric. Being lustful and playing with women is a big calamity for cultivators. Few people can withstand it. Even Uncle Jiu couldn't get the love of several women, so it is understandable that he is lustful.

But this guy Shi Shaojian actually used his soul to leave his body to do dirty things. You say he is lustful, but his soul left his body and the bodies were not touched at all. You say he is not lustful, but his soul left his body to do dirty things.

It's simply the weirdest of the weird.

Seeing Jiale excitedly walking out of the door, Chen Yulou put the Lei Xiao Sword in his hand, his cowhide bag and Uncle Jiu's peach wood sword together, and hurriedly walked towards Master Ikkyu.

Before he even arrived, he heard Taoist Simu curse, "You old bald donkey, do you know that Yulou is my senior brother's disciple? How dare you poach him?"

"You old bald donkey, do you want me to knock you on the head?"

When Chen Yulou arrived at the door, he saw Jiale standing there, watching and laughing.

Qingqing's face showed some anxiety and fear.

Seeing Chen Yulou coming, Qingqing immediately came forward and said anxiously, "Brother Chen, the Taoist priest and my master are arguing. Please go and try to mediate between them!"

At this moment, Jiale heard this and said to Qingqing with a heartless smile, "Qingqing, don't worry. This isn't the first time you've seen them quarrel. It's just a verbal spat at best."

Upon hearing this, Qingqing immediately looked at Jiale with rage and asked, "You see your master and my master arguing, aren't you very happy?"

Jiale was stunned for a moment, and quickly shook his head and said, "How can I be happy?"

"you are not happy?"

"Look at the way you're gloating?"

"My master told me that you are just a little lazy. I think you are not only lazy, but also... bad... There is something wrong with your mentality. You can even laugh when your master and you are arguing." Qingqing looked at Jiale and said angrily.

Seeing that Qingqing was genuinely angry and calling him lazy and mean, Jiale's smile froze and turned pale in an instant. He quickly said, "Qingqing... I'm sorry..."

"Shut up, I don't want to listen to you!" Qingqing scolded Jiale without waiting for him to finish.

Seeing Qingqing turn around and no longer pay attention to him, Jiale immediately lowered his head and looked depressed like a defeated rooster.

Seeing Qingqing angry and anxious, Chen Yulou could only offer comfort, "Don't worry. I heard from Senior Brother Jiale that my uncle and the master often bicker, so they probably won't fight. Let's wait and see."

Upon hearing this, Qingqing glanced inside the gate and then at Chen Yulou, the anxiety on her face still lingering.

"Don't worry, if they want to fight, we will go in and each of us will hug one and see how they fight." Chen Yulou said as he opened his big arms and hugged them tightly.

Seeing Chen Yulou acting so "ferociously" as if he was about to hug someone, coupled with his slightly relaxed and teasing tone, Qingqing, who was originally a little worried, was immediately amused.

“Puff! Haha…!”

"Brother Chen, Taoist Simu is as stubborn as a bull, and my master is also as stubborn as a bull. If the two bulls start fighting, we can't stop them." Qingqing said with a smile.

Chen Yulou immediately laughed and said, "If the two of us can't do it, we still have my senior brother!"

"Three people can't hold back two old men."

Jiale nodded immediately upon hearing this and was about to speak when Qingqing shot him a displeased glance and snorted, "Him?"

"He's just waiting for his master and my master to have a fight. He's just waiting for the show!"

After being ridiculed again, Jiale's face changed again. He quickly begged for mercy from Qingqing with a bitter face, "Qingqing, I was wrong. I shouldn't have laughed at my master. Please forgive me!"

"I won't do that again, I swear."

"Humph!"

Qingqing glanced at Jiale and snorted again.

At this time, Taoist Simu and Master Ikkyu had been talking nonsense for quite some time.

I have to say that Master Ikkyu's character is truly admirable. No matter how Taoist Simu insulted him, he still sat at the table, motionless.

This really pissed off Taoist Simu. He ignored his own manners, put one hand on his waist, pointed at Master Ikkyu and cursed: "You old bald donkey, you are so stinky and stubborn."

"Let me tell you, my nephew has been granted the title of Lu, which means that the ancestors of our Maoshan have accepted Yulou as their disciple."

"You damn bald donkey, you'd better stop messing around, otherwise you won't be able to bear the consequences."

Upon hearing that Chen Yuliu had actually become a Taoist priest, Master Ikkyu was immediately surprised, but it disappeared in a flash. After all, Chen Yuliu possessed great wisdom, so it was normal for him to be accepted by the founder of Maoshan so quickly.

Therefore, despite the insults and threats from Taoist Simu, Master Yixiu remained calm and said, "Brother Taoist, Mr. Chen has great wisdom and will surely achieve great success in his Buddhist practice."

"What's more, it wasn't me who lured Mr. Chen into my Buddhist sect, but it was I, the Buddha, who invited Mr. Chen into my Buddhist sect."

"fart!"

Taoist Simu's three corpse spirits immediately jumped up and down, and he angrily scolded, "Don't use the Buddha as a shield."

"Besides, my Maoshan isn't a hundred times better than your Buddhist sect. Look at your food, there's not a single speck of meat to be seen. You wear vegetarian clothes and forget about the mundane world. If you've cultivated to this level, what's the point of living?"

It seemed that the angrier Taoist Simu became, the happier Master Ikkyu became. He frankly counterattacked, "Brother Dao, your words are too superficial."

"As Buddhists, we strive to transcend the cycle of reincarnation, so we naturally need to be strict with ourselves and strictly observe the precepts."

"It's obvious that Brother Dao is prejudiced against my Buddhist sect. I hope Brother Dao will abandon this view."

"And as far as I know, the founder of your Shangqing Maoshan Sect, Tianshi Tao Hongjing, is also considered a member of our Buddhist sect. Brother Dao, isn't it insulting the founder of your sect to belittle our Buddhism like this?"

"You're talking nonsense. The old master practiced both Buddhism and Taoism because Emperor Wu of Liang in the Southern Dynasties was bewitched by your Buddhist sect and emphasized Buddhism over Taoism. The old master was afraid that Emperor Wu of Liang would suppress our Taoist sect, so he had to compromise." Taoist Simu immediately stared at Master Ikkyu and shouted angrily.

Upon hearing this, Master Ikkyu smiled faintly and said, "Whether the Heavenly Master is willing to compromise or not, it cannot be denied that he is also a disciple of my Buddhist sect."

"you!!!"

Taoist Simu's face suddenly turned blue and purple. After all, this was undeniable.

Then, he looked at Master Ikkyu and said, "In short, don't try to mess with my nephew, you bald donkey. We in Maoshan are not easy to mess with. Not only you, but even your Longxing Temple can't stand it."

After saying this, Taoist Simu turned away, no longer arguing with Master Ikkyu.

Master Yixiu glanced at the departing Taoist Simu, smiled faintly and said, "Brother Dao, you've been talking for so long, you must be tired. Why don't you sit down and have a bowl of porridge?"

Upon hearing this, Taoist Simu said without even turning his head: "Eat shit!"

(End of this chapter)