Uncle Jiu: I am Chen Yulou, the leader of the Xiangling gang

Chapter 62, Playing Teasing on Ikkiu

Upon hearing this, Qingqing stared at Master Ikkyu for a while.

Brother Chen won’t stay with one person?
For a moment, Qingqing felt a little complicated.

After a while, she looked at Master Ikkyu and said with a smile, "Master, you're not saying that Brother Chen is a sentimental man just to get him to become a monk, are you?"

Upon hearing this, Master Ikkyu shook his head and said no more.

It is said that it is difficult to persuade a young girl to stop thinking about love.

No matter how much he said now, it was hard for this girl to listen.

Just as Master Ikkyu was about to pick up the porridge and continue eating, his expression suddenly froze.

The next moment, his body was out of his control. He picked up the bowl of porridge with both hands and hit his forehead.

boom!
The porridge bowl broke into pieces, and the rice porridge spilled all over Master Ikkyu's face.

"Master, what are you doing?"

This abnormal scene left Qingqing stunned.

Just as Master Ikkyu was about to speak, he felt his head banging uncontrollably against the table again.

boom! ! !
The bamboo table was knocked over by Master Ikkyu's head, and all the vegetarian dishes on it fell to the ground.

Qingqing was startled and quickly stood up. She looked at Master Ikkyu and asked, "Master, what's wrong with you?"

"I don't know what's wrong, my body is not responding to me!" said Master Ikkyu.

Before he could finish his words, his body was controlled to stand up and quickly crashed into the pillar next to him.

boom! ! !
"Ouch!"

Master Ikkyu screamed in pain. This time the collision was too hard, causing large patches of his face to turn red and even causing a nosebleed.

Taoist Simu on this side could clearly see Master Ikkyu's embarrassing look through the two windows, and his face suddenly became extremely happy.

Chen Yulou, who was standing by, couldn't help but shake his head and laugh when he saw that Taoist Simu was so happy playing a prank on Master Ikkyu.

My uncle-in-law is sometimes really like a child.

No wonder Jiale is rather naughty. It is true that like teacher, like student.

"Hmph, I'm going to hit your funny bone!"

When Taoist Simu heard Master Ikkyu's scream of pain, he immediately took out a sharpened wooden stick with a wicked smile and inserted it into the scarecrow's armpit.

Master Ikkyu, who was in pain and bleeding from his nose, immediately realized that someone was playing a prank on him. Without thinking, he knew it was Taoist Simu next door.

Sure enough, he turned his head to look at the window opposite, only to see Taoist Simu looking at him with a smile.

"Master, you have a nosebleed..." Qingqing saw that Master Ikkyu's face was red and his nose was bleeding, so she quickly took out her handkerchief and stepped forward to wipe the blood from Master Ikkyu's nose.

But the next moment, Master Ikkyu actually laughed.

"hey-hey!!!"

"Hahaha……"

"Ha ha ha ha…!!!!"

.........

Moreover, the more I laughed, the happier I became, and I couldn't stop.

This frightened Qingqing so much that she quickly asked, "Master...Master...what's wrong with you?"

“Hahaha… I… hahahaha… was… hahaha… stimulated… hehehe… my laughing point… quick… hahahaha… quick and release it for me… hahaha… release it… hahaha… ah hahaha…!!”

Master Ikkyu laughed so hard that he was out of breath, with snot and tears streaming down his face.

Someone hit me in the funny spot? Who did it?
Qingqing was a little confused, but seeing her master laughing more and more crazily, she didn't dare to hesitate and quickly ran to the inner room to look for something.

At this time, Master Ikkyu, who was laughing more and more crazily, was controlled and brought to the side of the cabinet, and one hand opened the cabinet door involuntarily.

"Hahaha... why should I open this cabinet?... Hahaha..."

Master Ikkyu was a little puzzled at first, but then he saw his other hand was stuffed into the cabinet door. He quickly pushed the cabinet door to the left with his other hand, and the hand that was stuffed into the cabinet door was directly pinched. Master Ikkyu instinctively pulled his hand out in pain.

“Ouch…it hurts…hahahaha…”

Before Master Ikkyu could recover from his shock, he saw another hand pick up the pliers from the cabinet.

“Hahahaha… what am I going to do with… hahahaha… pliers?… hahahaha…”

In an instant, Master Ikkyu felt something was wrong. Sure enough, the hand holding the pliers was uncontrollably stuffed into his mouth. He hurriedly tried to close his mouth and control his other hand to block the hand holding the pliers.

However, he had no control at all, the pliers were still stuffed into his mouth, clamped a tooth, and pulled hard, and the tooth was immediately pulled out.

“Ouch…it hurts…hahaha…luckily it’s…hahaha…it’s a cavity…hahaha…!!!”

Before he could finish his words, his hand holding the pliers reached towards his mouth again.

“Still pulling it out? Hahaha… No… Haha… Four Eyes…!!”

Just as the pliers were about to be stuffed into his mouth, Qingqing immediately rushed over, holding a needle and stabbed it into Master Ikkyu's armpit.

“Ah!! Hahahaha… Not the right side… It’s the left side… Hahahaha…!!”

Master Ikkyu reminded him with a smile and a pained tone at times.

"what?"

Qingqing was stunned and embarrassed when she heard that. She quickly pulled out the needle and stabbed Master Ikkyu on the other side. In an instant, Master Ikkyu's expression was shocked, and the next moment, he collapsed to the ground.

But the next moment, Master Ikkyu stood up straight from the ground again.

"Go get me a garlic!"

When Qingqing saw that her master was still being controlled, she immediately understood the function of the garlic. Without saying a word, she jumped up and did a backflip to hang on the beam, pulled out a piece of garlic from the pile of garlic hanging above, then jumped down, came to Master Ikkyu, and stuffed the garlic into Master Ikkyu's mouth.

The next moment, Master Ikkyu fell to the ground in a daze.

"Master, are you okay?" Qingqing quickly helped Master Ikkyu up.

Master Ikkyu shook his head and rubbed the place where the tooth was pulled. He had been laughing for so long that his cheeks were a little sore. Seeing Qingqing's worried look, Master Ikkyu said, "Don't worry, the spell has been lifted, I'm fine!"

Qingqing immediately breathed a sigh of relief and then asked, "Master, who is controlling you?"

Master Yixiu immediately said angrily, "Who else could it be? In this ten-mile radius, only that stinky Taoist priest Simu has this ability."

The next moment, Master Ikkyu hurriedly put his hands together and chanted the Buddha's name. After all, he was angered by Taoist Master Simu and he actually broke two of the Ten Good Precepts: not speaking ill of others and not being angry.

Sin!

Sin!

Amitabha!
Meanwhile, at the moment when Qingqing fed the garlic to Master Ikkyu, the scarecrow that was jumping on the bill and was controlled by Taoist Simu suddenly fell on the bill with a bang and a puff of white smoke came out of its body.

Taoist Simu immediately tried to control it again, but the scarecrow could not stand up again.

"Uncle-master, Master Ikkyu will definitely come over soon, and he might even go back with ambitions, so you'd better be careful." Chen Yulou reminded.

Naturally, he didn't want Taoist Simu to suffer a defeat at the hands of Master Ikkyu.

Taoist Simu was stunned for a moment, then nodded and said, "What you said makes sense."

"But, you want to mess with me? No way!"

After saying that, Taoist Simu picked up the scarecrow and quickly ran to the kitchen.

(End of this chapter)