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Chapter 11 Textual Research on History Books

Yang Yunsheng smiled slightly and said, "Teacher Li Jing, don't worry. I've found a partner. He should be here in a few days."

Seeing Yang Yunsheng so confident, Li Jing didn't say anything else.

At seven o'clock in the evening, Tingyunxuan Crosstalk Theater was still bustling with activity and filled with audiences.

Cao Yunjin and Liu Yuntian performed the opening show at 7 o'clock. Their crosstalk won applause from the audience.

When their performance was over, Yang Yunsheng and Li Jing, wearing red gowns, came onto the stage at the host's introduction.

As usual, you should bow to your parents who provide you with food and clothing first.

The audience was also very considerate and applauded enthusiastically to welcome the new partners Yang Yunsheng and Li Jing.

Yang Yunsheng faced the audience with a smile on his face.

"Thank you, thank you for your support. I'm a crosstalk artist from Tingyunxuan. My name is Yang Yunsheng, and I'm a primary school student in the crosstalk world!"

When Yang Yunsheng introduced himself before, he said that he was a crosstalk actor from Tianjin.

I didn’t join Ting Yunxuan at that time, but now that I have joined, I naturally have to say which theater I am from.

After introducing himself, Yang Yunsheng began to introduce Li Jing.

"The person standing next to me is the famous crosstalk artist, Li Jing, Teacher Li!"

Li Jing smiled and said, "I don't deserve it!"

Yang Yunsheng turned to look at Li Jing and said to her, "Teacher Li Jing, what are your hobbies in your daily life?"

Li Jing thought for a moment and said, "I don't really have any hobbies. In my free time, I like to watch anime from the Japanese country."

Yang Yunsheng said, "It seems that Teacher Li and I have similar interests. I also like watching Japanese anime. Does Teacher Li know about the four great treasures in the Japanese nation?"

Four treasures?
The audience looked confused. Could the four treasures of the island country be thermos, toilet seat, ceramic knife and rice cooker?
Because of these four things, it is very famous in the island country.

Li Jing was also curious and asked, "I've never heard of the Four Great Treasures!"

Yang Yunsheng introduced: "The four treasures of this island nation are music, animation, and cartoons! You can criticize any aspect of the island nation, but you really can't criticize these four treasures."

When Li Jing heard this, she felt something was wrong.

"That's not right. You said there were four great treasures, but you only mentioned three!"

The audience also agreed with Li Jing's statement. They clearly mentioned three things, so why were they the Four Treasures?

Yang Yunsheng said mysteriously, "Teacher Li Jing, please count again, am I right?"

Li Jing counted on her fingers and said, "The music is the same, the anime is the same, and the cartoons are the same. Look, you're talking about three things!"

Yang Yunsheng shook his head at this.

"Teacher Li Jing, I'm talking about music, anime, animation, and movies!"

The audience opened their eyes wide, their faces filled with disbelief.

Soon the audience below the stage began to gasp, and some men in their thirties and forties even had mysterious smiles on their faces.

Some female audience members couldn't help but spit.

This is not the bus to Red Star Kindergarten. I want to get off.

Yang Yunsheng naturally wouldn't let them get out of the car, and he even welded the door shut.

As the saying goes, those who suffer from floods will die of floods, and those who suffer from droughts will die of droughts. This is the truth.

Li Jing gave me an expression that said, "I understand you," and said, "Indeed, I really can't criticize these four things!"

Yang Yunsheng said, "I had nothing to do some time ago, so I went to the island country, the country where people live a good life!"

Li Jing was surprised and said, "Oh, you've been abroad?"

The audience burst into laughter. Li Jing was acting weird and obviously didn't believe Yang Yunsheng!

They actually also want to know whether Yang Yunsheng actually went to the island country?
If you went, did you go to Shibuya? Is Shibuya the same as the legend says?

Netizens who have been to the island country, please introduce it to us.

Yang Yunsheng showed a dissatisfied expression: "Who are you looking down on? I went to the island country a while ago. It's the island country you think of, the country with the sun printed on its underwear."

Li Jing clicked her tongue twice and said in disbelief, "So you went abroad and specifically took off people's underwear!"

Yang Yunsheng was stunned. Of course, there was no such sentence in the script.

The audience laughed continuously, and some people even started coughing from laughing.

Why is today's crosstalk so full of color?
But they just like to listen to dirty crosstalk and don’t want crosstalk without any banter.

Yang Yunsheng said with a dark face, "You're talking nonsense. The reason I know there's a sun printed on their underwear is through my wise eyes, not by pulling their underwear off!"

Li Jing uttered a sigh and said, "So, what did you discover through your wise eyes?"

Yang Yunsheng said, "I've discovered that Japanese people are generally not tall, and they look like Wu Dalang!"

Li Jing was puzzled, and the audience was also curious.

How is this related to Wu Dalang?
Li Jing said, "Wait a moment, you said Wu Dalang? It seems you have seen Wu Dalang before or something!"

The audience was at a loss for words. Have you seen Wu Dalang?

Wu Dalang is a character in Water Margin and Wu Song's brother.

That’s right, it was the Wu Song who got drunk and beat the White Bone Demon to death, was driven to Luofengpo, and finally died in Lin Daiyu’s arms.

Yang Yunsheng approached Li Jing and whispered to her, "Teacher Li, I'm only telling you this secret. Please don't tell anyone else. I've received reliable information that the islanders are all descendants of Wu Dalang!"

"what?"

Li Jing was deliberately surprised, and the audience was really surprised.

Where did you get the reliable information?

Is this gossip?

Didn’t a marketing account tell you that?

Li Jing quickly asked, "How did you know this secret?"

Yang Yunsheng replied, "I can tell you how I know this. But you have to promise not to tell the audience or anyone else after you hear it. You have to keep this secret."

Li Jing turned to the audience and said with a smile, "He's afraid he's not loud enough!"

The audience laughed, but they were more concerned about Yang Yunsheng. How could he say that the island nation was the descendant of Wu Dalang?

Yang Yunsheng said, "Teacher Li Jing, you know that I have a high level of education and I like to study history!"

Li Jing nodded: "Yes, I graduated from high school!"

With the words "high education" and "high school graduate", the audience couldn't stop laughing.

Yang Yunsheng continued, "I found this in a history book. It says that after Wu Song killed Ximen Qing in the Lion Tower, Pan Jinlian got the news and knew that disaster was imminent. She hurriedly packed up her belongings and fled."

Li Jing chuckled twice: "I've read this history book too, it's called Water Margin!"

The audience burst into laughter again. These two people are so funny.

Since you have seen it, I have seen it too.

Some viewers also thought, since you have seen it, I can't help but watch it.

The rest thought, you have all seen it, I will wait and watch it later.

Anyway, Water Margin has become a must-read history book.

As for whether Water Margin is a history book, it is definitely a history book!
Isn't it recorded that Song Jiang molested Granny Liu in the Grand View Garden, and the Jade Emperor found out and banished him to the mortal world and turned him into a pig demon? The pig demon went to Qishan seven times during the Three Kingdoms period, trying to restore the unity of the Han Dynasty.

There’s nothing wrong with this!
(End of this chapter)